>The footage begins with Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie) meeting President Thaddeus Ross (Harrison Ford) at the White House. Sam comments there is something different about Ross, and he says it is because he shaved off his mustache. "What you did down in Mexico opened my eyes. I have never been a fan of so-called superheroes, but even I can't deny the good you've done,” Ross says. “I want you to help me rebuild the Avengers.”
>Next, we see Ross making a speech, crediting Sam and his partner Joaquin Torres (Danny Ramirez) for retrieving “the discovery of the century,” which had been stolen from a mining site. The speakers suddenly begin playing music that brainwashes aging supersoldier Isaiah Bradley (Carl Lumbly) and several others into attacking Ross. Sam tries to hold off Bradley while Ross fights one of his own Secret Service agents.
>”Our inner circle has been compromised,” Sam states, following by a montage of gunfights and explosions that culminates with Sam and Ross at odds. “YOU ARE NOT STEVE ROGERS!” Ross barks angrily. Sam answers “You’re right, I’m not” before the preview concludes with Sam, fully suited in a sleek new suit, deploying his wings.
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>no mustache because Ford said no
Fricking hell, Feige, this is why MCU is shit now. None of these actors are commiting to the role. Endgame was really the end game of MCU. baka
Why would anyone commit to stupid slop that the actors themselves consider below their intelligence, but not below their pay.
You have to be an idiot to watch capeshit, especially the shitwashed/gurlboss versions.
what a moronic haircut
>Recasting a perfect actor
Did he die or what happen?
yeah Hurt is dead
I keep confusing him for John Hurt, lmao
William and John Hurt are both dead. Hurts, Hurt bros.
Everybody Hurts, sometimes anon
What hurts the most is being so close
Did he get hurt before he die ?
>Hurt had terminal prostate cancer that had metastasized to his bones
yeah he got hurt quite a bit I think
>terminal prostate cancer
I hope I die any other way, any other way, Send me through wood chipper when it's time.
If you get prostate cancer you must just have people shoving there fingers up your buttholes constantly, it would just be like the new handshake at that point, I couldn't take it.
I'm 35 and i'm already nervous the doc's gonna try and fist me every time I go in for a cough.
Dude just request a female proctologist
>Did he die or what happen?
The actor was William Hurt
he did, in fact, die
in 2022
Hurt was good, Sam Elliot was better.
They should have brought him back.
I'm cia
Why do Americans still portray their presidents as these heroic types? The last ones were:
- a sax playing rapist war criminal
- a moronic man child war criminal
- and afro-American war criminal
- a Reality TV star
- a war criminal corpse
>heroic president
Ross has always been portrayed as either a villain or anti-hero, dummy
Sorry, I don't read cartoon magazines. But I haven't seen a bodyshape like that on a US president, that's why I asked.
He’s just built like George Bush jr
>But I haven't seen a bodyshape like that on a US president, that's why I asked
Besides Trump and maybe Biden, most of our modern presidents have been skinnyfat or slim. So I don't get what you mean
>supposedly cares about comic book-accurate characterization
>dismisses comic books as children's stuff
You gays are fricking exhausting.
the rest of the world is shit frickwad go back to Luxembourg
got em
>pretends to hate Star Wars but keeps coming back for more and more Disney trash
Is this masochism?
They should have just CGI'd the moustache lol.
They may as well have considering everything below the neck in that scene looks like CGI already.
The reverse mustache didn't go so well for DC (it killed their brand). Let Ford be a b***h. He'll be the least offensive thing about the film.
why are they shitting on Harrison Ford now?
Harrison Ford shits on himself. He hates every movie he's ever been in and he hates the fans of them. The geriatric butthole gleefully helped Disney kill Han Solo and rape Indiana Jones out of spite for every kid or manchild who ever asked him a question about those movies or wanted an autograph, and to troll George Lucas for the last laugh. He's just a dick.
Seems like a real ass dude to me
>Harrison Ford shits on himself
Could you write it again?
he is not wrong
For reference, after Ford did The Mosquito Coast, a film he thought was legit great and made by a talented filmmaker who he greatly respected, and critics shit all over it, from that day forward he gave zero fricks and only started caring about money, taking every opportunity to besmirch the craft ever since.
Mosquito Coast is a weeeeird movie
it's pretty good, but I can see why people shit on it at the time too
Is Mosquito Coast kino? I've heard nothing but good things about it and given it's an edgy 80s movie it seems right up my alley.
Its a "le based white men puts Black folk in their place" type of movie. Its great. If you liked it you can also watch The man who would be king and Farewell to the King
>white men puts Black folk in their place
Checked, will watch.
>made by a talented filmmaker who he greatly respected
God I miss Peter Weir. I actually wish he directed the new Dune movies.
He's still alive, anon, just retired
But he definitely deserves way more recognition than he's historically received
I always felt like he was at least "proud" of the k-19 windowmaker role, regardless of what the critics said about it, and his shitty accent.
He has b***hed about how much he hates his role in Star Wars for decades, and then willingly takes a role in Marvel which is the same kind of slop. He's literally like all the people who hate these movies and yet keep watching them.
>Harrison Ford shits on himself. He hates every movie he's ever been in and he hates the fans of them
Based
Not only that, he acted friendly with Carrie Fischer and Mark Hamill while making Star Wars then ghosted them as soon as it wrapped. When it exploded and the sequel was going to be made he suddenly realised that he had to be friendly with them and started acknowledging their existence again.
>now
did you wake up out of a coma or something?
Still no powers right? Insta-shit.
>The speakers suddenly begin playing music that brainwashes aging supersoldier Isaiah Bradley (Carl Lumbly) and several others into attacking Ross
And they've lost me. I was all in on trying to do something new but this is just "what if Winter Soldier shit again". I didn't actually give too much of a shit about "DO BETTER!" but don't just re-do the same bullshit over and over again.
Where in The Winter Soldier did they have brainwashing music?
You know what I'm getting at, you pedantic wienersucker.
why is anyone casting harrison ford for anything
Kathleen Kennedy and Harrison Ford are BFFs. Ford only came back to do Dial of Destiny because of Kennedy (Crystal Skull only happened because he was promised it was going to be the last one) and Kennedy gleefully agreed to kill Han Solo off when Ford made it his big demand for coming back for Episode 7.
No mustache? You had one job!
Can Presidents even have facial hair?
Plenty did in the 19th and early 20th century
Why not? If a president can be orange, anything is possible
literally rent free rocking around in that empty skull of yours
Lincoln was the first president to have a beard, Taft was the last president to have a moustache in office in 1913. Since then all presidents have been clean shaven homosexuals.
The nineteen tens is also when the safety razor began mass production, and facial hair fell out of favor amongst men, sadly.
Nixon had a kino five o'clock shadow
Facial hair, especially beards are now most popular among the most feminine generation of men. They think "masculinity" is something you wear, instead of "being".
>now
Christ, you gays wouldn't last a day in the 70s, supposedly the most "based" decade lmao
Not since mass TV was invented
This is demonstrably true, look at presidential portraits by year
No baldies either…
>no baldies either
>Obama
He has hair
can't wait to shitpost the hell out of this turd
>red hulk took over the white house and demanded he be made president
>in the MCU he's just...made president
lmao, lol
I still can't believe they greenlit this ugly freak as captain america lmao
incel post
homosexual post
In interviews he seem very reasonable and much more likable than the character he plays
Not as handsome as me though hhh
>His partner
So cap america is a gay Black person now
why are you fantazising about Black folk being gay? especially when its' clearly not the case?
>now
its kinda cute they're still trying to milk marvel for cash after they fumbled the whole thing after endgame so very very hard. cutie little fellas.
>aging supersoldier Isaiah Bradley (Carl Lumbly)
Don't tell me that's the magic old black man they found in the ghetto (Falcon & WS)?
This movie is just a sequel to the D+ series?! Fuuuuuck that.
Same writer and director. Worth mentioning they finished the film, watched it, and had to spend 9 months reshooting the whole thing.
> Disney is trying to put away the woke now that they've lost a billion dollars or more due to it
it won't work
>he hasn’t seen the Silver Surfer news
Disney is still doubling down.
I don't even think it's that they're trying to make it less woke. You can't make a non-woke captain Black personman movie. I think they just freaked when they realized they'd made a $200 million episode of a mediocre tv series and are trying to put lipstick on the pig now by adding more explosions or whatever
All these entertainment industries seem too far gone, they won't (or can't) admit any issues. They will look at a movie they made and it's shit and ask themselves:
>Why is this so shit? Why does no one want to watch this?
and everyone in the room knows why and will then go
>The lighting in those scenes could probably be better?
>We could re-do that action scene to be more coherent.
instead. It's no different from the current western gaming industry where games for also hundreds of millions of dollars completely flop for obvious reasons and the take-away from these huge ass companies with marketing research out of the ass is something like
>Clearly it failed because no one wants singleplayer / multiplayer / fps / etc. games anymore, yes, that's it.
>The speakers suddenly begin playing music that brainwashes aging supersoldier Isaiah Bradley (Carl Lumbly) and several others into attacking Ross
What were they thinking?
I wonder if the racial agitation. Will be less obnoxious this time. Personally I hope it’s twice as obnoxious so this whole thing can die.
Not really, Sam was already in the Avengers by 2015, while Bucky was still half-mindbroken and on the run.
Bucky's been around long before Falcon so that point doesn't really make sense.
It's only after the wake of BLM and its consequences, because civil war was already deep in production by that point, that they decided that Black folk and women needed to be front and center.
Bucky is just not set up to be that kind of figure in the films. He’s too damaged, he’s barely had his brainwashing removed by the end of Endgame when he’s unsnapped. Sam is more like Steve in terms of personality.
>casting Harrison Ford
So they not expect the character to be reoccurring? Ford’s a little old for a long running project like the MCU. Should have gotten a younger actor.
He's gonna die in the next "round of three" i'm calling it.
Disney are completely soulless. They have no problem replacing dead actors at the drop of a hat just to continue their failing capeshit, and to add fuel to the fire, they MOCK said dead actor with stupid fricking quips
>Hmm something's off about you
>I shaved my le moustache!
RIP William Hurt. And Carrie Fischer, and any dead actor Disney have replaced or "revived" with epic AI technology. Fricking necromancy. Disney is a satanic cult and I pray every day for their downfall
>I pray every day for their downfall
It's happening in slow motion
>Blacktain America
I shan't be watching
I went back a rewatched some of the older MCU stuff recently and it was so fricking clear they were gonna set up Bucky to be the next Cap until BLM happened.
What a waste.
I hate falcon being cap. It actually undermines falcon. Let him have his own identity and title. He shouldn't have to piggy back on a white super heroes. Same with miles morales as Spider-man. Why doesn't he have his own title?Can't he be Spider-boy or Arachhomie.
Comic book writers can't actually make new characters that people care about, they have to piggyback them on old characters.
When's the last time you saw a new superhero that wasn't someone else just "picking up a mantle" or rebranding?
>Sam and his partner Joaquin Torres
Brotha sisters... they broke another one of us.
>look through the catalogue
>almost every thread is about n-
>check other boards
>it's the same
try to find a day or even an hour of a day when there aren't n- in most of the threads
We're sick if them as much as you are. Thank Biden. And vote better next time.
Nobody fricking cares about this version of Cap. No Bucky, no watch
You'd think Ford would avoid Disney/capeshit like the plague now. What does Iger have on him?
Ford is BFFs with Kennedy and Kennedy is willing to indulge all of Ford's bullshit hating on his famous roles and they share the same anti-white SJW bullshit ideology.
Eww what a cringe ass scene
HOW IS IT HUMANLY POSSIBLY TO FRICK UP THIS BADLY?
THIS IS WONDER WOMAN 1984 SPLICED WITH STAR TREK PICARD S2 LEVEL ASSFRICKED.
>We could have got Red Skull's sexy red-headed neo-nazi daughter
We were robbed
Crossbones restoring her true personality with corrective rape was the best part of her storyline
Alyssa Sutherland would have been a good Sin or Viper.
Or a proper white Valkyrie. b***h is tall.
>Sam comments there is something different about Ross, and he says it is because he shaved off his mustache.
>one of the best actors of his generation dies
>the response in the next film, after you've recast him, is to joke about how the character now looks different because he's had a shave
Fricking christ, this has got to be the most bad taste quip the MCU has ever done
It’s funny
Feige pls