I lasted about halfway through the first episode. What boring trash.
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I lasted about halfway through the first episode. What boring trash.
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I don't understand how in a universe with green people, you still need to give the "human" purple hair. There's already enough different looking folk.
All I know is after Ahsoka I never again want to hear people b***hing about no aliens in Andor.
andor and ahsoka both suck.
Looks like Andor filtered another one.
>Dude muh fascism allegory so deep
it's just THX made slopified and commercialized for laser sword slop watching manchidren who think they are above it. Don't make me laugh.
>dude the edgy derivative of space wizard cartoon show too high iq for you?
No I literally didn't watch rogue one I don't even know who andor is. It's obvious though the film is trying hard to appeal for you manchildren who think star wars is a deep show for adults, despite watching people play with prop ak47s in the woods pretending to be on an alien planet. The show is for you OT fans who think the star wars is like an edgy adult show like the terminator.
>make base tripe that is only marginally more indepth than the average nu wars slop as in, dude look at evil b***h gaslight the nice guy incel
>andor troons all act like they are einstein for liking it.
hilarious.
The fact they took the light hearted space serial and tried to make it like THX purely because of brand recognition and OT manchildren is funny. It's not star wars, I'm sorry YOU don't get that.
>No I literally didn't watch rogue one I don't even know who andor is. It's obvious though the film is trying hard to appeal for you manchildren who think star wars is a deep show for adults, despite watching people play with prop ak47s in the woods pretending to be on an alien planet. The show is for you OT fans who think the star wars is like an edgy adult show like the terminator.
Top fricking kek.
None outside of moronic manchildren cares about "is it proper Star Wars or not?" because source material is extremely flawed.
Horror stories are also not usual canva of Star Wars media, yet still Death Troopers way better than TCW, same with 501st journal comparing to brain+chips.
>because source material is extremely flawed
>moronic Black person who hates actual Star Wars by George Lucas spewing out his worthless opinions on what is good or bad Star Wars
lol
lmao even
Also, learn English, you subhuman scum.
Holy Pajeet. Learn ARTICLES. your language may not have them, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be 3xtremely simple to learn for even the most moronic almost-people. Once you mastered the complex topic of inserting a-an-the in front of words people may even listen to your stupid, stupid opinions.
The Internet has collapsed
Only thing flawed in Andor is pacing. Look at how much you write yet you b***h it's just a story for kids and George Lucas this George Lucas that. Empire finally didn't look like incompetent morons in this, suspension of disbelief is maintained. Sorry you got filtered bud, it was probably the pacing or not enough pew pew, flashing lights and colors
It was a flawed show and uncharismatic in its execution, it wasn’t about the subject but rather the content of the writing was entirely shaped by the production crew, making most characters meandering pointlessly around sets, and lots of scenes and segments taking you elsewhere needlessly. It’s like they had more construction workers sitting in the director chairs.
>uncharismatic
Imagine being so wrong?
>Only thing flawed in Andor is pacing
wrong
andor dies in rogue one
everything he does in the show? any tension? doesn't matter
because you know he will have to be alive and present to make his appearance in the movie
Please tell me you didn't watch the prequels. Would make you a hypocrite
you could say the same thing about any sort of origin story or prequel
It's the screams of a midwit.
>prequel
correct
prequels are terrible
name 3 good prequels
you can't
>name 3 good prequels
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
>NOOOO WHERES THE LIGHTSABERS AND AHSOKA TANO????
>THIS ISNT MY STAR WARS
>muh manchildren!
Why are old people such pussies?
>I didn’t watch it but I know everything about it right down to the props
K
>hurr i didnt watch it but here's the truth about the movie
just have a nice day moron its never gunna get better
Andor was the worst piece of shit that I have ever seen, they wanted to do a Vince Gilligan on us with le slow burn and shit.
Sadly the bepotism writer israelite they hired had no idea what makes Vince's stuff "good" and just gave the show a godawful pacing.
bravo vince vaughn
I filter myself from ~~*(NuWars*~~) and other gross products made by disgusting troony pedophiles.
>He watch Nu Wars and think he can talk at all
>trandor
all the nualiens look the same
what is this post supposed to convey
a dickhead
everyone that says andor is good is a shill, every single one
quite the contrary, anyone who says nuwars other than andor is good is deifnitely a shill
Unequivocally this. Andor was fricking awful and just as bad as everything else Disney has done, the the added bonus of also being incredibly boring and not Star Wars at all. Utter trash, just like this and Kenobi and TLJ and TRoS, etc.
filtered
Because she wanted to color her hair purple? Because color is neat / interesting / pretty / fun / exciting?
Because one life? Because frick you bloody?
Sabine Wren (I’m guessing that’s her live action counterpart) was always the artist and social fireball of the group. Very right-brained creative type, which lends itself to idiosyncratic expressions of self i.e. this is very much in-scale for her character.
In summation
1. In another Star Wars slop adaptation, you’ve can only focus on some girls hair. You are a woman. Might as well move to the coast and start wearing dresses, lady.
2. Who gives a shit what she does?
3. It fits the character.
Oho look an actual woman on Cinemaphile
>who gives a shit, why does it bother you so much, gosh why can't you just let her live her life
I'm not watching your gay show so tell your bosses to stop with the advertising/shill campaign
Colour is boring, shit and generic
It's just attention whoring, nothing deep or interesting about it
>social fireball
i'm gonna remember that thank you
>chatGPT trying to make me watch israeli goyslop
kek
>t. has ugly ass blue hair
most people look at your rainbow hair and think you're either mentally moronic at worst, or at best SEVERELY childish
>defends Yidsney troonywars
>tells others to wear a dress
I’m all set but you continue to have a blast.
haha got-ACK
Do you think it's supposed to be her natual hair? It's just a dye job
cause she asian
asians all look a like
thanks ghengis khan
because thats what she did in the cartoon she came from because shes one of those manic pixie dream girl tropes that weebs love
So does she redesign her armor all the time?
yeah she's OCD about it, she even spraypaints designs on her other people's clothing, and vehicles, and living quarters, etc, sometimes they like it sometimes its annoying
there's that time she spraypainted an entire TIE fighter into a tie-dye hot rod thing
Does she do that cat thing everywhere too. It was all over her room and bunk and felt like a forced callback to the show, I assume.
she didn't start paying attention to the cat after Ezra disappeared because it was his sort of "spirit animal" and she had a crush on him
I seriously don't like Sabine, she's clearly just Filoni's idea of what kids think is "cool" and "hip".
She is cool, she smirks and didn't listen to orders and the pilot smiled and let her go!
Spraypainting a solar panel, what the frick?
Aren't the wings of TIE fighters solar panels, or something along those lines, that power the ship? If so, she basically rendered that thing useless. Of course, that may just be EU stuff, or something I feverdreamed.
She looks way way way better with the black hair.
How did this woke ass feminist wet dream design fly under the radar until now? Were Star Wars incels less sensitive back in the day?
Kids cartoon so only diehards cared
But diehards right now are the loudest and most anti-woke part of the fandom, so, what changed?
This makes so much sense.
Finally an explanation why most modern tv shows and movies have been utter wank
The girl psychology is also found in leftists where its like oh you know women can have penises or Luke Skywalker should be a loser like me.
This is why they invade things like world of warcraft and make it gay and weak because they are incapable of creating anything on their own, the leftist means of creating a civilization is by invading another one and then corrupting it from within while claiming the traditional structures were oppressive. Its due to the ego of the leftist that is unnable to self reflect and see that they are the cause of their own problems, instead of adapting to the culture the culture needs to adapt to their weakness and depravity.
From this you can see the psychology and meta structure of how america has been destroyed since the 1960s.
I think the true dynamic is both sides need to check each other
>make it gay and weak
Perfect summary.
So Lego confirmed that women are souless egotistical beings with no empathy?
Nice
The amazing thing is that it took them decades of research to figure this out. Danes are morons.
I heared this almost verbatim from a guy in a facebooks shorts
The Force is shemale
MEW has a juicy bum, that is a fact
PUTA
#TheForceIsNonbinaryNotFemaleFrickYouKathleenKennedy
the episode was incredibly slow. like stuck in molasses intentional type of slow.
im convinced that filoni just wrote a 30 minute TCW episode and decided he could turn it into a “serious” drama if he slowed down every scene to fit an hour long timeslot.
the acting also was noticeably bad, only ray stevenson pulling his weight.
Stop watching so much tiktok and you won't have to complain about the things being "slow." When was the last time you read a book in your life?
When you guys answer with snarky non argument posts like these, are you aware that everybody reading them will conclude that you're a paid shill (because no one else would get this upset about this shit being boring and slow) and that disney is in deep trouble if their shills are this desperate?
Where do I receive my payment?
After all those certified mouseflops and all those billions lost by disney+ every year? Never, most likely
>it's in the mail, don't worry, we promise, keep working
Pretty much. I always see criticism here and it's answered with the 'don't be so negative' shit but they never offer counter points.
Probably because the criticism isn’t worth while either. Its always just homosexuals claiming “yup it was shit I was right! Anyone who disagrees with me is a shill!”
So where does that leave us?
Cue the classic shill response: what me? A sh.. A what, a shill? You'd have to be paranoid and delusional to believe there exists even such a thing as a.. What did you call it? A shill?
I literally think like this. Over on reddit you see the same spastic really angry response if you trash talk the series too much - as if not liking the latest slop release is the most important thing in the world to them and you've hurt them personally.
nah that cant be it because ive never touched tiktok in my life.
you no what it must be, the weird shitty pacing where characters say something really slow and without emotion followed by the camera just sort of sitting on them for a couple seconds as the two actors stare at each other blankly before one of them finally talks.
or scenes where sabine just sort of does nothing for a couple minutes until something happens!
This is spot on. It also reminds me of when network tv would speed up Seinfeld episodes by something like 5% so they could fit in another commercial. This show feels the opposite, like they slowed it down a little from real life speed it was filmed so they could pad out the timing.
sorry anon adults listen to audiobooks while multitasking
actually reading a book is for children
Audiobooks are gay and for people who don't have the attention span to sit down and imagine something. They need it read TO them, rather than reading it yourself and forming your own vision of how the characters sound and interact.
what if I have bad eyesight?
Not him, but I like to listen to them while I'm working out the in yard or hiking. Also, some people retain information better through audio than through visual.
>retain information
Reading isn't about absorbing information, it's about creating information.
It makes it very easy to go for longer walks than you planned on. Listened to WOT and Malazan on long walks during lockdowns. It’s not as good as enjoyable or immersive as reading, but it’s great being able to listen while doing something monotonous.
audiobooks are for mids and women
reading is fundamental
but other anon is also a gay
>the episode was incredibly slow. like stuck in molasses intentional type of slow.
The first two episodes should be compressed to 15 minutes
Its mostly silence and characters wandering around doing not much of anything. Hardly any action.
Disney's target audience is girls.
Sabine Ass and Hera Ass the Best Part of this Trash Show
>Sabine Ass and Hera Ass the Best Part of this Trash Show
these ass shots are so lame they put even the 10000 ones of scarlett johannson in black widow to shame
has to be a flaming feminist director to make ass like this look uninviting
>has to be a flaming feminist director to make ass like this look uninviting
Ding ding ding.
Puta
It's 21c and that's the only allowed sex appeal to male
Rebels was unambiguously a kids' show. Trying to carry elements of it forward into this more drama oriented live action universe is a mistake. They needed to either keep it light hearted and cartoony or grow the characters and make them fit the new dynamic. And get rid of Chopper because he straight up doesn't fit and pulled me right out of that spaceship chase.
I agree with you on chopper.
He should've been dialed down to be more like other astromechs at least.
As someone who hasn’t watched rebels I thought chopper was funny as a prop, and half wienered Astro droid that acts more like a dilapidated trash can, but the second he turns into a cgi action toy it was very jarring
Chopper is a droid with extreme PTSD. I',m not even sure how you'd translate it into live action. It didn't bother me at all, though. Sabine still acting like a bratty teenager as a 30+ year old is what's bugging me about the show.
Bro how does a droid get PTSD just hit restart or reformat the hard drive lmao
>droid with extreme PTSD.
What a fricking insult to people with actual PTSD.
For frick sake.
having the important ship tracker be literally thrown by a droid was so fricking cartoony it sapped all the tension out of the scene.
Make Star Wars male again!
It's more or less Rebels but love action. What did you expect?
>love action
the actress that plays sabine has awaken my hapa fever
I would be down for fetish fuel like this if
- the girls weren't vaguely unpleasant to look at 6/10s
- they also weren't annoying as frick in personality
- or boring
- their action sections weren't uninspiring and fake looking (when is this not the case with live action female fights though?)
I kind of like the blonde Sith girl though. I can fix her.
Only good think about it was the cute Asian chick and she gets her hair cut short and looks like a boy in Episode 2 so its not worth watching any more.
Star Wars threads on Cinemaphile just keep getting funnier and funnier. Anons are so desperate to keep the star wars hate train going that they’ve now resulted to claiming that the EU is unironically good and far better that both ahsoka and andor. Its like these threads are all these gaynons have lmao.
> Anons are so desperate to keep the star wars hate train going
That’s not the laborious task you think it is. It practically does it by itself
some parts of the EU are better than Disney wars, and some parts of Disney Wars are better than the EU, I pick and choose which parts I like from both best and don't let it bother me too much
but you're right, the endless asshurt miserable negativity from TORtanic-brains is really tiresome
The only thing as good as the best of the EU in the Disney canon is Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor which are heavy on prequel nostalgia and feel like they’re written by totally different groups of people than anything else and that’s because it was, Respawn was allowed to write it themselves. Jury is out on Outlaws. Rebels is alright imo but it’s still not as good as the better EU content and I didn’t even like the EU.
I think outlaws will do the woman with cute companion better than its been done by SW before but it won't mean much
I think having 1970s Adrienne Barbeau as female Han Solo is a neat gimmick, but I'm really not interested in playing an ubisoft openworld smuggler game
I'd much rather play a customizable bounty hunter or a stormtrooper or rebel agent or something, I'm not against Outlaws or whatever it's called, I'm certain that will scratch plenty of people's itches, but it just doesn't go for me
I'll play one of two open world games every few years so I'm not top sour on them. GoT was decent, I expect Outlaws to be checklisty but also have some effort put in it.
I like open world games like ubi assassins creeds and far cries, it's just that I have no interest in being a Han Solo character, I'm sure there's lots of people that do but it was never my thing, I was only ever interested in playing as soldier mans or jedi knights
Wait, they scrapped the bounty hunter concept for that? Why do I ever have expectations for this franchise anymore.
Disney is weird about video games and doesn’t seem to understand them. Star Wars will survive from the games, for a long time, the movies and shows will probably all be shit but the games can still be very well done, the emotional moments in JS hit harder than anything in any of the movies or shows they’ve made.
How did she survive this? Are mandalorians simply built different?
Yeah, tissues made out of liquid filonium.
Honestly you shouldn't ask such questions when it comes to characters from cartoons.
Why can't they make good combat scenes anymore?
because there aren't any people involved in the production who go like nah that sucks
Too expensive by Hollywood standarts. Better spend budget on marketing
Good fight scenes need experienced directors,physically strong actors(men) and good stunt coordinators.
Disney hates all three.
That money went to all the diversity hires in the writers room
>art, enjoyment, anything cool
What the frick are you some kind of antisemite? We’re trying to deconstruct men and gender in a post-queer world chud! Not dazzle you with flashy anime fight scenes.
The answer to all your questions of why everything sucks now is Women and israelites. Just remember they hate you.
Nice spinning tech
good thing she didn't bring her sabre down white being impaled, the cute blond could have been hurt
If shin dies I stop watching
Based Shinbro
She looks like a live-action version of a Venture Bros. female character (not that I am complaining)
What a hideous hag, is this a zombie movie? Why are they only allowed to hire women above the age of 35?
But she's 25
And looks 50.
This. Soon as Boyega’s sweating nostrils to everyone’s shock appeared on 40-foot IMAX screens in the trailer it was over.
>looks 50
tranime has melted your brain
Idk man she looks fine to me. Reminds me of pom klementieff im some shots
She got stabbed in the lung. How are people having trouble understanding this?
So why isn't she dead?
Because a collapsed lung is in no way an immediately dangerous
Lol, are you fricking moronic? Google tension pneumothorax
Let's run with the idea that being run through the chest by a lightsaber is survivable, then you have to admit that a competent sith would deal a killing blow after.
Water and fluids expand at an extreme rate when vaporized. Technically the instant vaporization of fluids would do way more destruction and killing
wait shes mandalorian?
Apparently? That's what the wiki says.
I don't know if anyone has actually watched rebels to confirm it
Yes, she is Mandalorian.
PUT YOUR FRICKING HELMET ON YOU prostitute! I GOT MY SON WITH ME FFS!
>turned into sidekick in his own show
Everyone can be a Mandalorian and everyone should raise other people's kids.
It's still hillarious how Disney/Filoni/Lucas tried their best to wank Mandalorians in the new canon yet still ended with following EU
>They will die a death that will last millennia, until all that remains is their code, their history
>no boob plate
did they really have to rub it in?
That haircut is a crime. Why not just keep it long
she smug
Looks too fake, the OT dialed up the glow from the sabres to 100%, making them look real, this looks fighting with glow-in-the-dark sticks.
Consequences of participation trophy society and the abolishment of bullying.
I watched this and couldn't tell if the webm had restarted like 3 different times before it was over. Awful cuts.
To be fair, that's probably because the scene gets interrupted 3 times to show ahsoka flying in a spaceship
They cut away from a life or death battle to show a b***h flying? What terrible fricking writing.
literally all she had to do was cut through horizontally instead of pulling her sabre out directly. that would have been guaranteed death for sabine. there was nothing stopping her from doing this, not even resistance from the body because its a fricking lightsaber, in fact it would probably would have been less effort to do so.
Yes, lightsabers should and would be much more deadly if Star Wars didn't treat them like actual swords 90% of the time. Stabbing someone and wiggling the blade around in them is basically guaranteed death but Star Wars creators don't seem to understand this. A metal sword can't be flung around in someone's stab wound because without power behind it it's not going anywhere, whereas a lightsaber should just pass right through. It's a problem where lightsabers should be much more brutal and deadly than they are but most Star Wars media fails to show them that way.
If they cut 30 seconds, all the spinning, flipping and posing, and moved the camera back 10 feet this wouldn't be such a ridiculous fight scene. Except that it's still women, of course.
They either don’t trust in their work to wow audiences in its own, or they don’t know what good fight choreography looks like. Or both.
It would be kino however to see a duel of two differing sword styles without them giving up their back every few seconds.
Why don't they hire the guy that did the cinematics for the old republic? Even when it had spinning it was show to be to avoid some danger and what not, making the Jedis more badass.
terrible camera angles
also how the frick is that chick able to toss around that chink b***h like she weights nothing? it looked cool in swtor cinematics when malgus did that, but that motherfricker was 2 meter tall and built like a shit brick, no way this girl has the same strengh
?t=142
You could have had her hit Sabine in the thigh or leg and it would still have the same effect on the plot. Instead, they decided to Qui-Gon Jinn her but have her live and be fully recovered and ready to fight in less than 2 days. Did they do this just so people would complain about it so the show gets more attention or what?
I think filoni just doesn't understand how fatal lightsabers are supposed to be, especially considering he brought back darth maul from the grave and gave him robolegs
>and it would still have the same effect
Actually it would show that slav-girl was toying with hapa, the same was as Doku was toying with Obi-Wan in Episode 2
>scene from ~~*modern media*~~
>can’t see shit
Why are there so many such cases? Christ.
>0:09
why didnt green stab red when she opened herself up?
They are woman.
>1 minute lightsaber fight scene
>all takes place within a 10 feet line of dirt
Don't you have to be force sensitive to wield a lightsaber?
no
of course you need to be force sensitive to be good with it, which Sabine clearly isn't since she got stabbed
No? Grevious did it with 4 of them. Also Lucas is the one that came up with the dark saber which is funny because his reasoning was he didn’t like the idea of a weapon blocking a lightsaber that wasn’t a light saber itself but he’s also the same guy that directed and wrote a movie with Magnaguards in it which can block lightsabers.
No, but yes if you want to use it beyond being a bate that can kill you
>Ghost Qui-gon Jinn: que?
>no vital organs hit
>insta cauterizing hit
lightsabers are pretty forgiving weapons unless you get jango'd
I'm pretty sure there are vital organs there bro. I mean for frick's sakes she even twists it around.
from a triage perspective, the only vital organs are the brain, the heart, and the lungs, as long as those are functioning life can be preserved
long-term, having your guts mangled is not a good thing, but that's a 20 minute bleed-out, lots of time to get it stabilized and repaired
She's clearly stabbed through the lung.
where do you think the lungs are?
Right here.
Lol actual humans have survived utterly insane shit. Reeves was literally fricking internally decapitated in his mid 40s and before he died of pneumonia he was beginning to regain movement in his limbs after his doctor used fricking wire to strap his skull to his body.
The opposite.
Of course, the writers are female so they are shit toys.
These sabers looks like shitty props and the camera its a crime
>the whole series is just multiple self-insert girl bosses trying to out YASQWEEN eachother
What a fricking strange modern phenomen.
I've heard of wanky self-insert movies/shows where the male protagonist is just so much better than everyone else...
But i've never heard of a story in which multiple gary self-insert stu male characters are constantly competing with eachother to be the coolest. I wonder if there any known examples of this?
The Man from U.N.C.L.E was like that. I'd say any kind of rivalry movie where it's not just the good guy and the mustache twirling evil rival would be like that.
Doesn't Hera have a child? Why did she abandon it?
single mother things
God, you fricking losers still care about star wars?
So, where did it come from that this is a black woman? I'm not seeing that at all
dick lips like that i have only experienced seen with black women
ok but that's only when you also have this
sometimes yes, not all Blacks have ugly features like that
Ive yet to see a good looking one
Where do you hide them
looks twi'lek to me
Actshually she's a Togruta.
My wife has them and she's a super pale white redhead
Looks Indian to me.
She isn't black, she is orange.
If they had chosen a actual HOT black woman it would be ok. But they choose someone hideous.
>rosario isn't hot
gay tbh
Yeah. She isn't.
Looks like someone punched her in the face. Hate her looks.
Imagine being into ugly, brown hags like this.
Couldn't be me.
Black folk tend to have lips that big. You don't see that with other races unless they get them filled with botox or whatever it is
orange is the new black so Black folk has to take over every ginger roll there is
The nose, the lips, she always looked like a black girl to me
Has there ever been a non-white human villain in SW movies or shows?
There was moff gideon
Eh, white adjacent.
Looks black enough to me
hes a swarthy aztec. He definately has white blood in him
Giancarlo Esposito is Black and Italian. He's not actually Latino.
there was the Black person inquisitor but she eventually rebelled against vader
Why is the baddies' sabers orange now
rosario dawson is male
>sabine looking like a that asian reddit vegas cuckold cuckold hotwife that gets her back blown out every week
literally what are you talking about. get off the internet
I was a Star Wars nerd. Grew up with toys, vidya, box sets. Spent so much on merch. Seen every movie at the cinemas. But I haven’t consumed anything SW related since Obi-Wan Episode 2.
Lucasfilm really fricked this IP bad that not even people who’ve invested so much time/money in SW have abandoned it.
>Obi-Wan Episode 2.
Jesus. It was the first nu-movie for me.
Exactly my point. I stuck with them so long, but couldn’t take the shit products anymore. KK losing fans like you and I (and many people who post here) should be grounds for termination. But she keeps going and makes worse and worse content.
It's baffling, man. Only thing I can think of is that they're getting ESG money, if that's actually a thing.
How fricking hard is it to make a show with characters that have personality?
>kill White people!
>more gay characters!
>children can be sexual too! #protect trans kids
Do you seriously believe making a great show is what these fricking “people” set out to do but just made an oopsie and it sucked…….? Come on.
One of my favorite new tropes is competent old white man sacrifices himself for the sake of women and minorities.
If you're ever watching a show with no whites on team goodie except for old teacher, he absolutely savior complexes himself so girlbosses and smoove nogs/wogs are free to ruin everything. It's a powerful lesson for boomers and zillennials.
theres like 5 strong female characters which is a joke
Does that include the dark side?
These are established characters you fricking moron
>The Force is Female
The fact they are female was not brought up a single time in the two episodes available. You are trying way too hard with this one. This show isn't woke at all.
Nice bait I'll take it, if you don't mind.
ECHUTA
KAAAA-CHEE
>I lasted about halfway
If you weren't a moron you'd have been smart enough to know what you were going to get without even trying. Imagine sticking with YidsneyWars at this point.
>>c**t force
gamma squirt catnip
Haven't watched it but that is Hera and Sabine from SW Rebels. Heard Sabine is a "jedi" now or some crap, lmao.
I wouldn't judge too fast as these are already established characters.
>these are already established characters.
They're all OCs created by the same guy who is currently making the Ahsoka show. It's one giga autist getting paid to make his own fanfiction. Kind of like if you allowed Chris Chan to make a Sonic cartoon, and then a live action Sonic show
You mad? The guy is Lucas' protégé, Ahsoka was created by Lucas, and everything this "giga autist" makes is endorsed by the creator of Star Wars. How does that make you feel?
>Ahsoka was created by Lucas
This and its actually a decent show. I don't think anyone giving out about woke in the thread even watched it.
Didn't ask. Not watching your fanfiction.
>Didn't ask.
Sure you didn't.
>Not watching
Wait, why are you even here then?
That's fair but there is no need to lie about it and say its bad either, its not. Its funny because so many reviewers prasied shit like the disney fail films and crap like baby yoda and this comes along and is decent and they are falling over themselves to join the chorus of people who ever even saw it and just get a dopamine rush farting on about woke . Ashoka was a very popular character made by lucas, that its a she is secondary to that Clone wars and rebels was popular, a whole generation of kids grew up with it. This series is decent (possibly because they fricked up so much that they got nervous and left this alone) The characters are flawed there are no mary sues and its building up nicely.
You are wasting your breath reasoning with these "people." They know exactly what they are doing, and they do it on purpose.
I usually agree with them on woke slop, I fricking hated the last of us and could not take more than an episode and a bit of the other star wars show, never watched the third fail film as the last jedi was so fricking awful but Ashoka is actually OK. meanwhile utter shit like barbie is getting praise. I dunno.
Kill/Frick/Marry
I honestly think its quite good, did you actually watch it OP?
>I honestly think its quite good, did you actually watch it OP?
The first scene, the sith lord attack on the republic ship was good but then it shifts to the planet with wren and it's like watching a car speeding along get stuck in mud. It just lost all momentum. I got bored with the bland girl boss characters very quickly.
>girl boss
Opinion discarded.
go back to r/movies cuck
Go back to CriticalDrinker's comment section, cuck.
>n-no ur a cuck
pathetic beta-male redditor go troon out and die
>hates women and star wars
>decides to pay money to watch a star wars show all about women
>gets angry and comes to Cinemaphile to whine about him spending money to watch something he hates
why are so many people on this website like this
can't you just like, NOT consoom the things you tell other people not to consoom?
to pay money
>what is torrent
>pay money
For someone complaining about people on "this website" being stupid, you're definitely stupid enough yourself.
>hates women
When do you mother frickers police c**tS for hating men and using their power to propagate it?
MAN WHO CARES JUST POST PICS OF THE PSYCHO SITH CHICK
superior twilek mommy coming through. too bad they fricking killed her off
These days just do the opposite of what print newspaper critics say, if they say go to it its great, don't go to it because its shit. If they say avoid its shit, make absolutely fricking certain you see it. Ashoka is probably the best thing showing right now. There its been said. make of it what you will. I'm actually disappointed disney figured out how to let something decent happen because it may delay their demise but ashokas alright and at least one generation is not getting their childhood heroine or hero turned into a bitter old green milk slurping failure
Your logic is flawed. Best to err on the side of caution and just avoid the franchise entirely forevermore santionados
More like the fart is female
I continue to be in utter disbelief that you incels are actually taking the time to watch anything star wars related. Every. Single. Time. you frickers b***h about watching the newest star slop garbage, how about just not watching it or talking about it or even acknowledging it exists?
These are literally all bots or shills. Silly billy
It's Stockholm syndrome. These idiots know everything star wars will always be awful garbage but they continue to get excited for the new goyslop product and they continue to get disappointed. Either that, or like the other Anon said, bots.
It was a character for a more civilised age
>It was a character for a more civilised age
Dave Filoni is the Vader to Kennedy's Sidious.
You can't say "The Force is Female" if there's no Darth Talon in this Disney live action
>Darth Talon
who is she anyway? I've only seen porn with her. it's like her sole purpose is being a coombait
Kathleen Kennedy is a TERF cancel her
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MY DUMB FACE
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is this a photograph of you
YES and this is a picture of what IM REACTING to in that pic broo
To be fair to them, it's one of the first Disney shows to avoid saying “Well if that isn't the Quacta calling the Stifling Slimy” every few minutes
dank farrik!
>imagine caring about SW anymore
PUTA
I'm not watching Ahsoka, I'm not watching Andor. I'm not watching that new spy SW show or whatever the frick
I'm simply never watching anything new from SW ever again. Frick off
>YOU VILL VATCH ASS-HOLE-A
>YOU VILL VATCH AND OR THEY THEM
>YOU VILL ESSEN ZE BUGS
Amen, I stopped at TFA I just like watching the dumpster fire from afar....
The Last Jedi is a good ending if one is so foolish as to not stop at the end of Return of the Jedi, but The Rise of Skywalker is actively offensive, it's so bad I saw it once, the only SW film I ever saw once.
TLJ isn't perfect, but it is next to TRoS.
Fricking kys you gay ass soiboi. All these “films” and “shows” are all equally and evenly garbage. Splitting hairs over which festering turd TLJ/TFA/the last one, is better? No one cares, eat shit.
What an intelligent response. Your words will therefore bear great impact upon my day.
Go defend your creepy trans kids company in some other thread, freak.
My breaking point was the Obi Wan show, I tried to hard to give them a chance, I really did, but that was so fricking awful it killed any love or interest I had for this series and I refuse to look back.
I think that show broke a lot of fans. I recall there was a guy in my office who had all sorts of starwars shit on his desk. A little after that show premiered he removed everything. Said he sold it.
That's a little sad. It was meant to do the opposite lol
I lost interest in star wars after TLJ. I did watch the first season of mandalorian but that's about it. I had no plans of watching this at first but gave in for some reason. Now I regret it heavily since the first episode was a fricking drag that ended with someone surviving a lightsaber stab into the lung.
I'll watch ep2 later. Frick it, got nothing better to do, I'm pirating this shit anyway
It doesn't even require effort, I've just lost all interest in that franchise. I used to be such a SW fanboy too, consoomed everything SW related. Now I don't even care about the old series, Disney sucked every bit of intrigue out of it.
>decide to give it a chance
>the opening sequence with the 2 bad guys breaking out the prisoner was actually good, maybe this will actually be ok
>next scene: some boring puzzle sequence takes all the momentum out of the opening and ahsoka also somehow knows exactly how to solve it
>followed by some poorly choreographed fight where even cgi robots suck at timing their attacks
>and then she outruns a nuke
almost had me with that opening scene, not watching the rest of this garbage outside of autists doing the needful and posting webms of shitty scenes
>>next scene: some boring puzzle sequence takes all the momentum out of the opening and ahsoka also somehow knows exactly how to solve it
It felt like they had an actual set so really, really wanted to take their time there showing her fricking mill about it
I just don't get why star wars has to be such fricking boring garbage. its like they follow the same lame formula in everyone of these trash tv shows they are pumping out.
then why are almost all of the reviews positive?
>show has three main white juicy qts and one big booba latina/black milf. and no one is fat
>it also has best punisher RIP
yeah I don't think i can side with the sexless manchild Cinemaphile posters for this one, show is fun so far.
>show has three main white juicy qts
Who? Ashoka is black, Sabine is a happa.
That only leaves Shin and Hera, still missing one.
doesnt have mommy gina tho
I'd love her to jump on my legs from 20ft
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