The frick do you even do here?
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The frick do you even do here?
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Literally have sex anon.
>have sex
>instead poop my pants
yes
My poops a 10/10
rape
Nakadashi
"Listen b***h, you can stay for a couple nights but this dick ain’t gonna suck itself"
handsfree bukkake
Sumimasen, nani the frick are you doing here?
>HAHA LET'S PRETEND LIKE WE WOULDN'T JUST SHIT OUR PANTS AND PASS OUT
I haven’t been touched by a woman in so long that OP’s pic actually looks comfy.
>NOOOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY wiener NOOOOOOOOO
Thats hot, isn't this from the ring or something?
Why did she run into her apartment and hide under her sheets, instead of staying outside and finding a place with a lot of people around?
Why did she put herself in danger?
So do spooky Japanese ghosts avoid people in crowds? Are they shy, and only attack victims all alone?
I've experienced at least three instances of sleep paralysis where I was so frantic to fight back that I actually broke through the "paralysis" part and started trying to rush the demon. Ended up falling out of bed and hurting myself all three times, but based on my reaction to that I can confidently say I'd start swinging.
you're literally unable to move during the paralysis stfu
I literally ran into my dresser once you just weren't trying hard enough.
That wasn't sleep paralysis, you just woke up from a scary nightmare.
>well it ain't gonna suck itself
yokai onnas are made for hand holding and going on a dateu
Actually they seem terrible for dates, what would you even talk about? Can they even talk?
So you would have to hold the conversion, or just enjoy the silence... the horror
Oh no! A woman who can’t talk/complain. No thank you, right fellas?
Get an erection.
/qa/ didn’t die so you could rape its corpse
What do?
onahole
You let the succ happen.
what a homosexual
>NOOO PREASU YOU ARE RITERARRY A DEMON DON'T SUCK MY DICK AHHH PREASE HONURABU ANCESTORS HELP ME
OHNONONO
He does not avoid ghost women, but he does deny them his precious bodily fluids.
Terrifying
>NOOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK GHOST DON'T SUCK MY DICK!!!
No teeth ok?
Head pats
The only reaction possible:
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
when my paralysis demon attacks me from under the covers, the only way i can win is if i charge straight at her without showing fear.
the only way to win is to pull the covers over your head and lean right into her, so you are looking right into her eyes, and dont blink
she will do all sorts of scary things to try and make you flinch, but as long as you keep looking straight into her eyes and fight the urge to look away every time you feel that wave of paralyzing dread, eventually she will go away
any time you see her, you just need to rush right at her, she will do the same so you have to have the resolve to not back down, just get as close to her as fast as you can and look her right in her eyes, no matter what she does
You should lick her nose.
NO, don't suck out my lifeforce through my dick!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
NOOOOOOOOO
>balls above his dick
So that's why asians censor their porn. They don't want us to learn the truth.
throat frick then call her a cab
She just wants a humie BF.
Tap into your inner black man and punch her out
>enter you room at 2am
>see this
What do you do?
blue board anon
NOOO PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY DICK NOO
NOOO THIS ISN'T HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Shit like this is why I have dinosaur sheets, ghost b***hes ain't gonna mess with dinosaurs.
Let me guess, that guy happens to be the director? He sure ain't no actor.
No he's just Scottish