Nobody has any respect for the dead. It kinda pisses me off how anytime an ancient burial tomb is found people just crack it open and start pulling out mummies but then have the gall to be offended if someone were to dig up their relatives.
Weak. Not like the good old days where half the dig crew dies due to a "mummy's curse." thanks to ancient bacteria
October 4, 2020
Archaeologists in Egypt uncover 59 well-preserved and sealed wooden coffins that were buried more than 2,500 years ago at the Saqqara necropolis, 30 kilometers south of Cairo, Egypt, Saturday, October 3.
Opening one of the ornately decorated sarcophagi before assembled media, the team revealed mummified remains wrapped in burial cloth that bore hieroglyphic inscriptions in bright colors.
The dramatic find was unearthed south of Cairo in the sprawling burial ground of Saqqara, the necropolis of the ancient Egyptian capital of Memphis, a UNESCO World Heritage site.
Orthodox israelites are the ones who care about that stuff as a religious rule. It means archaeologists can't open the Cave of the Patriarchs cuz they'd ape out.
they put their writings everywhere, it's just that the wet nile envirnment where everyone lived caused pretty much all of the texts to decay, whereas the dry funerary and religious sites were perfect for preserving shit.
It wasn’t just that, it’s that the dirty peasants took everything that wasn’t nailed down for building their shanty towns. The peasants of the world have always disgusted me. I see them as lower than animals
I'd fricking love it if I became a subject of discussion in two thousand years when my burial is found. I'm hoping for it and planning to fashion some kind of rosetta-stone type inscription describing my life and hopes for the future-people having fixed some things, so that future people might be able to decipher the other languages if other records have been lost and only English is known of.
Why yes, it is to be read by myself at a later stage, so that I may be in a continual conversation and dialectic with my diachronically developing self, and yes, in that interface between my current and future self, there is surely otherness. >t-t-t-that's schizophrenia!
No, that is literally the definition of human thinking since Plato.
That doesn't apply to things we as a society deem ok to be hidden >Why did he told his most frickd up and embarrassing secrets to the psychologist if he didn't want the psychologist to tell everyone about them!
You have been on the internet for too long, touch grass
Nobody has any respect for the dead. It kinda pisses me off how anytime an ancient burial tomb is found people just crack it open and start pulling out mummies but then have the gall to be offended if someone were to dig up their relatives.
Same-same if you ask me.
Why the frick would he write something down that was not meant to be read? If he didnt want it read he shouldn't have written a book about it
He was a hardcore alcoholic from like age 13 to 22.
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he was an alcoholic through the entire run of harry potter???
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He saw the copypasta
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Pretty much yeah. He said there's multiple scenes in the latter films where he can point and go "I'm fricking dead there. I'm completely gone" where he was either deathly hungover or literally still drunk from the night before.
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>can remember anything after drinking
He's a pussy!
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Pretty much yeah. He said there's multiple scenes in the latter films where he can point and go "I'm fricking dead there. I'm completely gone" where he was either deathly hungover or literally still drunk from the night before.
I didn't realize "wizard people, dear reader" was so accurate
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>wizard people, dear reader
That guy was great, too bad he got cease and desisted out the ass.
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They all we're
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Imagine feeling sorry for celebrities who have the luxury to get drunk every single day. I bet he only drank nice booze too.
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Are you under the impression it takes lots of money to be an alcoholic? lol
>I bet he only drank nice booze too
Considering he was underage and in England, I'd wager he was drinking some mess like Buckfast or Special Brew.
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Being an alcoholic isn't some great hardship. Drinking is very pleasurable and drinking every day is an entirely voluntary lifestyle choice.
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t. alcoholic who cant understand why nobody wants to spend time with him
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Anon, poorgay former soviet countries have the worst alcoholism problems. Hell, alcoholism in itself is usually associated with lower-class people.
nta, but "the luxury of getting drunk every day" isn't just about money it's about not having to wake up early and go to a shitty job every day, like every day is friday night and you can just sleep it off the next day. That's how I see it at least.
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He was getting up early and going to work though. He's literally drunk in some of the Harry Potter scenes lol.
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a pampered actor isn't the same as getting up at 5am and having to drive a couple hours through rush hour traffic, all while monstrously hungover
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Lad, a 14 year old being an alcoholic on his first ever job is absolutely worse than going to a normal job as an adult after a night out. Why are you so desperate to be a victim?
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I'm not trying to be a victim, I was putting it into perspective. Pretty much any other job is harder to maintain as an alcoholic than a fricking child actor in a huge fricking film. He almost certainly had assistants that had assistants to help get his shit together the next day. Also, I don't even drink really.
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Poor guy. Spent his teens partying every day and all he has to show for it is $100 million.
Christ alive you really are so sad that you're trying to out-victim a child alcoholic lmao it's not Radcliffe's fault you can't kick the drink lads
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it's not about who's had it hardest, it's about not giving that annoying manlet any sympathy.
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>it's not about who's had it hardest
It very clearly is about that in your eyes. You're absolutely SEETHING that this child alcoholic went through his hardships while making money.
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I don't even drink, I just hate radcliffe. Have fun with the story you've created in your fricked up mind though, fren.
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You're so angry and desperate to be a victim lmao
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you act like being an alcoholic is a fun thing and a luxury
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Poor guy. Spent his teens partying every day and all he has to show for it is $100 million.
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It's entirely normal to get up at earlier than 5 during shooting a big movie like the harry potter ones.
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Anon, poorgay former soviet countries have the worst alcoholism problems. Hell, alcoholism in itself is usually associated with lower-class people.
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Yet no one thinks they're stunning and brave for it.
I killed Dumbledore today
to see if I could still feel
And you could have it all
this empire of nerds
I will still be kino
and JK will still make trannies hurt
scene 17~ish of whatever harry potter film(all of them) “the gang watches a teacher demonstrate something for 20 seconds then they go back to meandering drama
This. They barely touched upon hogwarts after it was taken over by voldemort and Harry, hermoine and Ron left. They could have done a few scenes of how the school staff suffered
the beginning where Voldy retrieves his wand or whatever is edited like a trailer. it must have had an interesting effect in theatres when the audience has just watched a bunch of trailers and then another trailer seemingly begins, except it smoothly leads into the actual movie.
This made it seem this was gonna be so much smarter a movie than it ended up being.
yeah, until the characters start to talk. because up until then your own thoughts fill the gaps while you watch ambiguous establishing shots with VERY good music. you could cut a montage of just about any movie with some vistas and silent scenes this way and it would make it seem smart or at least like it has great atmosphere.
He's not wrong, the teacher characters like McGonagall didn't have much roles since the first movie.
The teachers should be more in the background. It’s meant to convey the school experience. I didn’t give a frick about my teachers I just had to get through their lessons like everyone else. To kids, the teachers very much are background characters in their lives.
You just made all the public school teachers cry. They all think they are Mr. Holland, that the kids lives will be changed forever, and they will always remember them. I can’t remember the names of hardly any of my teachers, and even their faces are fading from my memory.
The only teachers I remember are:
my 8th grade science chem teacher who taught us how to make a rocket out of aluminum foil and a book of matches, he also reminded us to always use lubricant when we have anal sex.
My 12th grade history teacher, who told us that since corporal punishment isn't legal anymore, he's had to resort to beating his wife instead of hitting us kids when he gets pissed off.
the only teachers i remember are the french teacher who was a washed up prostitute and my norn irish english teacher who, when i told her my french work is improving it wasnt, i was banned from her class the day before she told me in her really thick accent 'you dont have talk a lot of shit you know' i think she liked me, she never raised her voice at me once
I'm a public school teacher and the kids are arguably even more background characters to us kek. No self-respecting teacher actually thinks they're special unless their ego is through the roof.
I can still remember many of my high school teachers, but I can hardly remember any students from 3+ years ago unless they were extra nice, stupid, or brilliant. It's what happens when you teach hundreds of people.
I thought most of my teachers were bad, yet I remember the majority of their names, faces and voices easily at 31 years old. I don't get how you could not since you're stuck listening to them for hours every day for years at a time. and I was one of the kids who listened the least and just drew cartoons or daydreamed. I was at the extremely low effort end of the bell curve so I should be least likely to remember the teachers.
This. It's why kids are weirded out seeing their teachers outside school and really young ones might think teachers don't have homes of their own and just live in the classroom
yup, he was spot on
Hyman and the other israelites were much more interested in the hymens of their main cast and how to spend as much time with them as possible
A lot more extra them plenty of 9ther side characters. Tell me one significant thing she did in 7 books. The only one I can think of is fending off Snape and fighting Dehmort with the help of other teachers, all in 7.
Ok maybe she even bought Harry the broom, but I don't remember if it was only a movie thing or if it happened in the books too.
>Does one significant thing near the start of the first book (Gets Harry his Seeker position and buys him a broom) and one significant thing near the end of the last book (Plays a mid-sized part in the final battle) >Fades almost completely into the background in-between these acts (Ergo, for 95% of the story)
This is like the textbook definition of a glorified extra.
>Does one significant thing near the start of the first book (Gets Harry his Seeker position and buys him a broom) and one significant thing near the end of the last book (Plays a mid-sized part in the final battle) >Fades almost completely into the background in-between these acts (Ergo, for 95% of the story)
This is like the textbook definition of a glorified extra.
I also want to frick Luna in the ass
Luna would fricking never! She is not like that! She would never fricking do that act!
>mcgonogal buys harry his first broom yeah
wasnt it snape?
i ways though every gift he got and help from the shadows was snape's doing, like the invisibility cloth
Cloak was Dumbledore. I think in-book the broom was Dumbledore too.
So there were 2 broom purchases. McGonogal bought his first broom during first year, and Sirius bought him the Firebolt after his broom was broken by the wamping willow.
Nah she basically disappears after the first couple books. She only exists to be a foil to the kids hijinks during the early lighthearted era of the story
Yeah, and it's true. The teachers (even Snape for most of it) were already npcs extras in the books, but they were cut back even more in the movies. It's kinda lame hiring good actors like Maggie Smith and then giving her nothing to do.
Without context, he very possibly could have included himself in that description. Clickbaiters gonna clickbait and its rare for Rickman to make headlines these days.
He isn’t wrong.
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But all good fantasy universes have regular reaccuring smaller characters that fill archetypes and that feel much bigger than their screen timえ and make the universe feel like it has depth and a 1000 stories you haven’t heard.
BoBa fett had 6 minutes 32 seconds of screen time in the OT and a total of 27 words.
Did your keyboard input language change in the middle of typing and you decided to just not fix it or were you purposefully putting that え in there for some unknown reason?
Sounds like your typical British inner monologue to me. I’ve read a few British diaries (Alan Brooke, Alastair Campbell, Chips Channon) and they almost all contain way harsher comments about colleagues than they would usually be caught saying out loud, I suppose it’s just a side effect of always having to maintain that stolid exterior in your public life in Britain and be a way of letting off steam. But that said Rickman is one of if not the best actors in the whole franchise next to Ralph Fiennes. I remember him playing a pretty good Eamon de Valera in Michael Collins and no doubt the real Eamon de Valera would have been platinum mad at that
>British inner monologue
Doesn't exist. They're the most dull, soulless people in the world, eager for their own self-destruction. A pox on them for all time.
They're used very often in acting careers because that's all it is, and they're used to it. Everything they do is an act, and some even convince themselves they're real people and not drones.
There is great irony in using a clip from Barry Lindon when Rule Britannia posting. (for those that haven't seen the movie: he's a traitorous Irish conman)
Based and 100% accurate. The only time an Englishman shows even a hint of real humanity is when he is confronted with it in its purest form: that of an Irishman.
Yeah, French-British enmity is born from two nations that have given as good as they got to each other. The Irish haven't interacted with anyone who wasn't fricking them up and the poos have spent their entire history being ruled by more successful people who did more with India than they did themselves.
yea i imagine he's being harsher in his diary then he even him self actually believes becuase he's letting off steam. he's like having bants with him self. its really gross to dig this up and make it something its not.
>october 12th, 2005 >harry potter and the goblet of fire is to be released next month. I will stretch my legs to yet another DREARY press junket, where no doubt that WENCH of a c**t Emma Watson will be there, once again rejecting my advances. Soon I will have her, violently, and none but myself and this diary will know how I stretched her legs in a public washroom.
>When discussing his younger costars, Rickman said, "These kids need directing. They don't know their lines and Emma [Watson]'s diction is this side of Albania at times. Also, the c**t still won't apologize for her new car."
It's a lesson, really. If you're ever popular and well liked, you should make a will that includes orders to the executor carrying out your will to burn shit like private diaries. Either that, or do it yourself if you feel like your health is declining.
The thing is: we live in a such a fricked up times that there is possibility that there were never a fricking diary to begin with.
If we take into account all the destruction of the beloved fictional characters, old celebrities etc this reality turns very, very grim.
This is probably why Michael Gambon went ham in the scene in the goblin of fire. He has so few lines in the films he had to go full moron and make his mark in those scenes. The result was kino..
>Of course, the set, the newspapers, the TV and everywhere is obsessed with Hugh Grant and his Sunset trick... So many column inches, so many other things we should concern ourselves with. The scenes feel as if they are being ticked off now... Ang seems nervous. He probably needs a hug. Like Hugh.
15th December 2001 >In a day of memorable moments... it was capped by having Bill Clinton come over to our table to say hello. I say “Mr President” to remind myself that he was that, rather than another actor or the maître d’
8th February 2003 >Watching Martin Bashir’s documentary on Michael Jackson. Disgraceful, self-serving journalism. How much did that cost? Compare MJ’s actions with those of a million pederasts & paedophiles a day or the thousands of kids dying daily in South Africa from Aids. Make a film about that with your concerned face
15th December 2001 >In a day of memorable moments... it was capped by having Bill Clinton come over to our table to say hello. I say “Mr President” to remind myself that he was that, rather than another actor or the maître d’
8th February 2003 >Watching Martin Bashir’s documentary on Michael Jackson. Disgraceful, self-serving journalism. How much did that cost? Compare MJ’s actions with those of a million pederasts & paedophiles a day or the thousands of kids dying daily in South Africa from Aids. Make a film about that with your concerned face
I will never understand this
Like, even if you think her opinions on trannies are horrible, there's literally no reason to believe she actually had those opinions until the early 2010s (At earliest)
I hate journos with a passion. And yet i'm a huge gossip and i want to read what alan said. Hell, if i knew he had a diary i would've looked for it myself
>Bush has the nerve to talk of “the killing of innocent people” and Blair feels it necessary to use his “I am moved” voice. Real tragedy wherever you look from whatever angle but threaded with hypocrisy as ever.
>The actor, however, took issue with other “Potter” films, blasting the “hideous score by John Williams” in “Sorcerer’s Stone” and expressing his all-around disappointment with “Half-Blood Prince.”
If memory serves Half Blood Prince was probably the weakest of the adaptions given that they cut out a lot of the dream diving stuff that really made the book worth reading and really exaggerated the importance of that girl trying to roofie Ron.
What kind of homosexual keeps a diary, anyway? >Dear diary, today I had to act alongside Maggie Smith, and she said my hair wasn't stylish, she's such a b***h. >Dear diary, today I picked a bunch of flowers >Dear diary, I hope they make Gambon's character gay. That would show him for calling me a poofter! >Dear diary, I wonder if anyone would care if I diddled Rupert. Probably nobody would believe him, lowborn c**t.
You write diaries for yourself, not for others. Try it out, you'd be amazed how different past you is from how you actually were. Memory distorts a lot of things and you're only able to realize that when you're directly faced with it 5-10 years after it happened.
This really. One of the charms of British actors is how so many of them seem to regard acting as being exactly what it is: a job. No more, no less. Fame comes and goes but you get paid in money and experience so make the best of it.
Rickman would later say in April 2015, "I was talking to Sharleen Spiteri about being a Celt, how you smell each other out, because my mother's family is Welsh. There's not a lot of English blood in me.
Based. His Celtic soul called out these israeli anglo pedo producers.
I've noticed the same thing. >but they're the same in the books!
Yes, they are. The reason the books were successful is because they were written for film from the start. The main characters are generic, easy to cast, and the side characters are various archetypes of famous British actors that provide what are essentially lucrative cameo roles.
The good witch
The wise old wizard
The dour professor
And my favorite, the dwarf named Warwick . . I mean Flitwick. JKR isn't an idiot, this was all planned.
Whoa what the frick, #CancelAlanRickman. Dig his corpse from the ground and revive him with the necronomicon. What the frick is the point of bringing this shit up now besides ruining a dead man's reputation
I wonder what relationship they had between each other. Did rickman hate smith or simply aknowledged her as a wasted role for an actress of her caliber?
the saddest thing about the entries I saw were the parts where michael gambon told alan that he was losing his memory and worrying about forgetting his lines
Releasing someone's diary without their permission is cringe tier bullshit. Reading it equally so. Y'all should check yourselves before you done do wreck yourselves.
Theatre trained actors can be snobs but they are completely right and the lack of such in m*dern Hollywood reflects the quality of film we get now. Take Zendaya, fir example, nothing but a mutt pushed by israelites.
>called older cast including Maggie Smith "glorified extras"
Well, was he wrong? McGonagall is an inconsequential character, she doesn't even serve any narrative purpose. Out of all the teachers, besides the obvious Snape, Hagrid and Lupin, I'd argue that Trelawney, Umbridge, Slughorn, Lockhart and even Firenze, Moody and Quirrell are more important characters than McGonagall.
oh frick i need to make a deadmans switch to destroy everything on my computer and my google drive if I die
theres shit in there no other humans should see
he's kinda right, particularly later in the franchise (I wouldn't be surprised if this was only referencing the last movie, and the headline is baiting). She just kinda popped up and that was it.
Based. If I were famous, I would also write a "journal" where I trash all the annoying c**ts I worked with and have it "discovered" after I kick the bucket.
(homosexual)
OP is the one with the problem. You just don't understand magic. >Maggie SMITH
This is the power of Wizardry:
Without ever having learned the actresses name,
without remembering the character's name,
simply from reading that blurb and from knowing Alan RICKMAN's acting as Snape: >I was able to correctly determine that "Maggie SMITH" was the woman who played Minerva MCGONAGALL
Having performed magic, I shall reveal to you my secrets: I saw "older cast" & "glorified extras" and without even thinking about it, the wooden performance of MCGONAGALL came to mind. >The frick is his problem?
The wooden performance of MCGONAGALL. It wasn't entirely her fault, because many of the teachers were kind of ancillary to the students having adventures, but she's the actor and it's her performance and ultimately her acting will be up there on the big screen. If RICKMAN was putting in the effort and his co-stars weren't, what is the problem with him writing about it in his diary? If RICKMAN was able to do actual magic and transcend the weak directing/script to bring the character to life, where does OP get off in complaining about it?
Why are they reading stuff that he never wanted anyone to read? That's his diary.
Nobody has any respect for the dead. It kinda pisses me off how anytime an ancient burial tomb is found people just crack it open and start pulling out mummies but then have the gall to be offended if someone were to dig up their relatives.
Same-same if you ask me.
>*cracks open ancient burial tomb*
>*starts pulling out mummies*
>I tell ya what: pre-Ramesses Egypt. Now that was a good time!
kek
>the 4000 year old tomber
>sips barley and wild grain gruel
>yep, prepottery neolithic A, they don't make 'em like that no more
what the frick is that?
In my lane. Flourishing.
No one opens burial tombs anymore you dipshit, they use radar imaging so that they can preserve the stuff inside.
that's star trek you simp
Literall moron.
Weak. Not like the good old days where half the dig crew dies due to a "mummy's curse." thanks to ancient bacteria
you are objectively wrong. They scan it first but after that they definitely pull it all out so they can put it in museums.
October 4, 2020
Archaeologists in Egypt uncover 59 well-preserved and sealed wooden coffins that were buried more than 2,500 years ago at the Saqqara necropolis, 30 kilometers south of Cairo, Egypt, Saturday, October 3.
Opening one of the ornately decorated sarcophagi before assembled media, the team revealed mummified remains wrapped in burial cloth that bore hieroglyphic inscriptions in bright colors.
The dramatic find was unearthed south of Cairo in the sprawling burial ground of Saqqara, the necropolis of the ancient Egyptian capital of Memphis, a UNESCO World Heritage site.
that was proven to be a hoax, nice try though.
Orthodox israelites are the ones who care about that stuff as a religious rule. It means archaeologists can't open the Cave of the Patriarchs cuz they'd ape out.
Knowing israelites they would freak out because the cave is fricking empty.
This post is how I found out Alan Rickman died
Maybe if burial tombs weren't the only place ancient egyptians put their written history is wouldn't be such a problem.
they put their writings everywhere, it's just that the wet nile envirnment where everyone lived caused pretty much all of the texts to decay, whereas the dry funerary and religious sites were perfect for preserving shit.
It wasn’t just that, it’s that the dirty peasants took everything that wasn’t nailed down for building their shanty towns. The peasants of the world have always disgusted me. I see them as lower than animals
Who gives a frick? The only reason to respect the dead is because their families might be upset
Black person tier thinking
I'd fricking love it if I became a subject of discussion in two thousand years when my burial is found. I'm hoping for it and planning to fashion some kind of rosetta-stone type inscription describing my life and hopes for the future-people having fixed some things, so that future people might be able to decipher the other languages if other records have been lost and only English is known of.
Why the frick would he write something down that was not meant to be read? If he didnt want it read he shouldn't have written a book about it
thats just how journaling works, gay. you'd never understand because you don't have thoughts.
bullshit. anybody who writes a journal intends it to be read by others, it's implicit in the form. some people are just in denial about it.
You must actually have brain damage
Why yes, it is to be read by myself at a later stage, so that I may be in a continual conversation and dialectic with my diachronically developing self, and yes, in that interface between my current and future self, there is surely otherness.
>t-t-t-that's schizophrenia!
No, that is literally the definition of human thinking since Plato.
Bless you anon. Poor lil moron
Are you fricking moronic? Look up journalling.
You are correct. They are in denial.
That doesn't apply to things we as a society deem ok to be hidden
>Why did he told his most frickd up and embarrassing secrets to the psychologist if he didn't want the psychologist to tell everyone about them!
You have been on the internet for too long, touch grass
have you expressed every single thought in your head publicly you moron?
Are you moronic?
Writing is a therapeutic practice
duality of man
Don't write shit down that you don't want anyone to know. You will die and someone will read it.
im pretty sure them being released was something he wanted. they don't just do that
His stuff went to someone when he died. If that next person wants to release it then they do. They did the same thing to Kurt Cobain.
First sentence of my diary is dont read this unless I am dead.
>is
Anon...
He died?
yeah..... "the harambe of the silver screen," we call him.................
I didn't even know he was sick.
Yep
Fricking hell she really is thick as shit. The sheer difference in quality of these posts is like night and day
It's because Radcliffe actually went through debilitating hardships and Watson sold her pussy for awards.
Radcliffe is one of the only main stream actors of his generation I have respect for.
why? he's a coward.
What hardships? I don't follow celebrity drama.
He was a hardcore alcoholic from like age 13 to 22.
he was an alcoholic through the entire run of harry potter???
He saw the copypasta
Pretty much yeah. He said there's multiple scenes in the latter films where he can point and go "I'm fricking dead there. I'm completely gone" where he was either deathly hungover or literally still drunk from the night before.
>can remember anything after drinking
He's a pussy!
I didn't realize "wizard people, dear reader" was so accurate
>wizard people, dear reader
That guy was great, too bad he got cease and desisted out the ass.
They all we're
Imagine feeling sorry for celebrities who have the luxury to get drunk every single day. I bet he only drank nice booze too.
Are you under the impression it takes lots of money to be an alcoholic? lol
>I bet he only drank nice booze too
Considering he was underage and in England, I'd wager he was drinking some mess like Buckfast or Special Brew.
Being an alcoholic isn't some great hardship. Drinking is very pleasurable and drinking every day is an entirely voluntary lifestyle choice.
t. alcoholic who cant understand why nobody wants to spend time with him
nta, but "the luxury of getting drunk every day" isn't just about money it's about not having to wake up early and go to a shitty job every day, like every day is friday night and you can just sleep it off the next day. That's how I see it at least.
He was getting up early and going to work though. He's literally drunk in some of the Harry Potter scenes lol.
a pampered actor isn't the same as getting up at 5am and having to drive a couple hours through rush hour traffic, all while monstrously hungover
Lad, a 14 year old being an alcoholic on his first ever job is absolutely worse than going to a normal job as an adult after a night out. Why are you so desperate to be a victim?
I'm not trying to be a victim, I was putting it into perspective. Pretty much any other job is harder to maintain as an alcoholic than a fricking child actor in a huge fricking film. He almost certainly had assistants that had assistants to help get his shit together the next day. Also, I don't even drink really.
Christ alive you really are so sad that you're trying to out-victim a child alcoholic lmao it's not Radcliffe's fault you can't kick the drink lads
it's not about who's had it hardest, it's about not giving that annoying manlet any sympathy.
>it's not about who's had it hardest
It very clearly is about that in your eyes. You're absolutely SEETHING that this child alcoholic went through his hardships while making money.
I don't even drink, I just hate radcliffe. Have fun with the story you've created in your fricked up mind though, fren.
You're so angry and desperate to be a victim lmao
you act like being an alcoholic is a fun thing and a luxury
Poor guy. Spent his teens partying every day and all he has to show for it is $100 million.
It's entirely normal to get up at earlier than 5 during shooting a big movie like the harry potter ones.
Anon, poorgay former soviet countries have the worst alcoholism problems. Hell, alcoholism in itself is usually associated with lower-class people.
Yet no one thinks they're stunning and brave for it.
>We love you
>We
He and Glenn Frey were overshadowed by Bowie's death
Trent Reznor
I killed Dumbledore today
to see if I could still feel
And you could have it all
this empire of nerds
I will still be kino
and JK will still make trannies hurt
But that is a Johnny Cash song.
Johnny Cash did a cover of the song you uncultured swine. Do a backflip and never speak to me again
>Do a backflip and never speak to me again
No, I will just turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
Fair enough, and even though you still are swine, moonwalking away from confrontation is kino
is he wrong though?
scene 17~ish of whatever harry potter film(all of them) “the gang watches a teacher demonstrate something for 20 seconds then they go back to meandering drama
This. They barely touched upon hogwarts after it was taken over by voldemort and Harry, hermoine and Ron left. They could have done a few scenes of how the school staff suffered
They made up for it with this kino https://youtu.be/Ue-yhbbU12o?t=58
This made it seem this was gonna be so much smarter a movie than it ended up being.
the beginning where Voldy retrieves his wand or whatever is edited like a trailer. it must have had an interesting effect in theatres when the audience has just watched a bunch of trailers and then another trailer seemingly begins, except it smoothly leads into the actual movie.
yeah, until the characters start to talk. because up until then your own thoughts fill the gaps while you watch ambiguous establishing shots with VERY good music. you could cut a montage of just about any movie with some vistas and silent scenes this way and it would make it seem smart or at least like it has great atmosphere.
hilariously melodramatic. this int lord of the rings bruv
The teachers should be more in the background. It’s meant to convey the school experience. I didn’t give a frick about my teachers I just had to get through their lessons like everyone else. To kids, the teachers very much are background characters in their lives.
Frick bro that was so deep and we're gonna be cool forever man!
Kek sorry anon, I agree, but I read your post like it was some high teenager
You just made all the public school teachers cry. They all think they are Mr. Holland, that the kids lives will be changed forever, and they will always remember them. I can’t remember the names of hardly any of my teachers, and even their faces are fading from my memory.
The only teachers I remember are:
my 8th grade science chem teacher who taught us how to make a rocket out of aluminum foil and a book of matches, he also reminded us to always use lubricant when we have anal sex.
My 12th grade history teacher, who told us that since corporal punishment isn't legal anymore, he's had to resort to beating his wife instead of hitting us kids when he gets pissed off.
the only teachers i remember are the french teacher who was a washed up prostitute and my norn irish english teacher who, when i told her my french work is improving it wasnt, i was banned from her class the day before she told me in her really thick accent 'you dont have talk a lot of shit you know' i think she liked me, she never raised her voice at me once
I'm a public school teacher and the kids are arguably even more background characters to us kek. No self-respecting teacher actually thinks they're special unless their ego is through the roof.
I can still remember many of my high school teachers, but I can hardly remember any students from 3+ years ago unless they were extra nice, stupid, or brilliant. It's what happens when you teach hundreds of people.
I thought most of my teachers were bad, yet I remember the majority of their names, faces and voices easily at 31 years old. I don't get how you could not since you're stuck listening to them for hours every day for years at a time. and I was one of the kids who listened the least and just drew cartoons or daydreamed. I was at the extremely low effort end of the bell curve so I should be least likely to remember the teachers.
This. It's why kids are weirded out seeing their teachers outside school and really young ones might think teachers don't have homes of their own and just live in the classroom
yup, he was spot on
Hyman and the other israelites were much more interested in the hymens of their main cast and how to spend as much time with them as possible
I mean Professor McGonagal was literally an extra in the book as well
No more extra than anyone not named Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Voldemort and maybe Bellatrix.
A lot more extra them plenty of 9ther side characters. Tell me one significant thing she did in 7 books. The only one I can think of is fending off Snape and fighting Dehmort with the help of other teachers, all in 7.
Ok maybe she even bought Harry the broom, but I don't remember if it was only a movie thing or if it happened in the books too.
mcgonogal buys harry his first broom yeah
in the 7th book shes the one that confronts the carrows and fights snape and takes over the evacuation and defense of the school
also I want to frick luna in the ass
>Does one significant thing near the start of the first book (Gets Harry his Seeker position and buys him a broom) and one significant thing near the end of the last book (Plays a mid-sized part in the final battle)
>Fades almost completely into the background in-between these acts (Ergo, for 95% of the story)
This is like the textbook definition of a glorified extra.
I also want to frick Luna in the ass
Luna would fricking never! She is not like that! She would never fricking do that act!
>mcgonogal buys harry his first broom yeah
wasnt it snape?
i ways though every gift he got and help from the shadows was snape's doing, like the invisibility cloth
Cloak was Dumbledore. I think in-book the broom was Dumbledore too.
So there were 2 broom purchases. McGonogal bought his first broom during first year, and Sirius bought him the Firebolt after his broom was broken by the wamping willow.
Nah she basically disappears after the first couple books. She only exists to be a foil to the kids hijinks during the early lighthearted era of the story
That doesn't even sound like an insult, just an observation.
Yeah, and it's true. The teachers (even Snape for most of it) were already npcs extras in the books, but they were cut back even more in the movies. It's kinda lame hiring good actors like Maggie Smith and then giving her nothing to do.
They cut a lot of her good scenes like her repeatedly dunking on Ambridge in the fifth book and telling off Carrow in the seventh.
Without context, he very possibly could have included himself in that description. Clickbaiters gonna clickbait and its rare for Rickman to make headlines these days.
He isn’t wrong.
.
But all good fantasy universes have regular reaccuring smaller characters that fill archetypes and that feel much bigger than their screen timえ and make the universe feel like it has depth and a 1000 stories you haven’t heard.
BoBa fett had 6 minutes 32 seconds of screen time in the OT and a total of 27 words.
Did your keyboard input language change in the middle of typing and you decided to just not fix it or were you purposefully putting that え in there for some unknown reason?
I would also like to know, wtf was that anon doing
tl;dr but
>え
wtf
>え
What's with the naruto running?
Reported
Why?
>t. arab
>え
compelling
Go eat noodles nip
Simulation post
so his character in Galaxy Quest was just him playing himself
Sounds like your typical British inner monologue to me. I’ve read a few British diaries (Alan Brooke, Alastair Campbell, Chips Channon) and they almost all contain way harsher comments about colleagues than they would usually be caught saying out loud, I suppose it’s just a side effect of always having to maintain that stolid exterior in your public life in Britain and be a way of letting off steam. But that said Rickman is one of if not the best actors in the whole franchise next to Ralph Fiennes. I remember him playing a pretty good Eamon de Valera in Michael Collins and no doubt the real Eamon de Valera would have been platinum mad at that
>British inner monologue
Doesn't exist. They're the most dull, soulless people in the world, eager for their own self-destruction. A pox on them for all time.
They're used very often in acting careers because that's all it is, and they're used to it. Everything they do is an act, and some even convince themselves they're real people and not drones.
Bet you wouldn't say that to their face though
Seething
calm down paddy
Was your country conquered by the British or something? Kek
Statistically speaking, yes.
>Whites can't be racist against other whi-ACK!
Why in gods name would you assume that guy is white
Please point on the doll where Perfidious Albion touched you
Hello! And welcome to another episode of...
>BROWN?
>OR,
>IRIIIIIIIIIISH?
RULE Brittania, you dirty c**t
There is great irony in using a clip from Barry Lindon when Rule Britannia posting. (for those that haven't seen the movie: he's a traitorous Irish conman)
Saved
Good morning sir
Spud-scented fingers typed this post
She kind of looks like one of those English girls who go on hen parties to Dublin, and get fingered in Copper Face Jacks.
Irishman detected.
Black as bog.
Based and 100% accurate. The only time an Englishman shows even a hint of real humanity is when he is confronted with it in its purest form: that of an Irishman.
Frick you and frick your potatoes you mick papist scum.
See? The Irishman, humanity in its most divine form, is the only thing that can inspire even the mere flicker of a spirt of humanity within the anglo.
Keats and Yates are on your side while Wilde is on mine.
I'm guessing Frenchman.
Nah, definitely a poo
Nah. The French-English mutual scorn is mirthful and good-natured. This is just pure seethe.
Yeah, French-British enmity is born from two nations that have given as good as they got to each other. The Irish haven't interacted with anyone who wasn't fricking them up and the poos have spent their entire history being ruled by more successful people who did more with India than they did themselves.
>all the triggered anglos in the comment
i'm thinking based
Did you write that in your diary?
You tell no lies.
yea i imagine he's being harsher in his diary then he even him self actually believes becuase he's letting off steam. he's like having bants with him self. its really gross to dig this up and make it something its not.
Don't mind me just waiting for the pasta to get posted
He's not wrong, the teacher characters like McGonagall didn't have much roles since the first movie.
>october 12th, 2005
>harry potter and the goblet of fire is to be released next month. I will stretch my legs to yet another DREARY press junket, where no doubt that WENCH of a c**t Emma Watson will be there, once again rejecting my advances. Soon I will have her, violently, and none but myself and this diary will know how I stretched her legs in a public washroom.
blimey
>When discussing his younger costars, Rickman said, "These kids need directing. They don't know their lines and Emma [Watson]'s diction is this side of Albania at times. Also, the c**t still won't apologize for her new car."
>Also, the c**t still won't apologize for her new car
got me
>the c**t still won't apologize for her new car."
kek
High level Simp
He's right.
alan, it's me alan rickman
He called it like he saw it. RIP.
Don't frick around with fan girls, they take their shit seriously, I learned that the hard way.
gang raped after satanic rituals?
You've got to be seriously mentally handicapped to believe that without a photo.
I keep forgeting he died in 2016...
frick off shill
He was dangerously based. Legitimately neber saw that old b***h in anything except Harry Potter and clash of the titans.
She was in sister act and hook, but I don't know any of her younger roles.
Is he wrong? Professor McGonagall had barely 25 minutes of screentime across all 8 movies that add up to about 19 hours worth of total run time.
he's not wrong, but his own character only became a significant part in the later movies as well.
>Good & talented actor dies
>Some time passes
>Okay it's ts time to take a shit on his grave!!!
It's a lesson, really. If you're ever popular and well liked, you should make a will that includes orders to the executor carrying out your will to burn shit like private diaries. Either that, or do it yourself if you feel like your health is declining.
The thing is: we live in a such a fricked up times that there is possibility that there were never a fricking diary to begin with.
If we take into account all the destruction of the beloved fictional characters, old celebrities etc this reality turns very, very grim.
Why the frick are people going through a dead man's diary and airing it out on the internet?
i dunno i read the whole thing and overall seems like a pretty nice guy
As far as actors go he was a good guy. Didn't air his dirty laundry and family stuff in public, and very professional. Would have a beer with.
I am so sick of clown world.
I'm sorry anon. Cancer sucks.
What did he mean by this?
He was making a joke about how she is a shit actress and got her roles from being e-girl bait for old israelites
God I love him.
>shady things
kek an actor's diary is better written than the prying """journos""" exploiting said diary. Genuinely miss this man god damn
It's safe to say he knew about her extra-curricular activities with Weinstein
>incredulous
Why is this bias so clear here? Where is the actual source they are blemishing?
based
he's calling out dicky's left and right
What does Albanian acting mean?
her diction was like that of an albanian immigrant, he meant
Albanian means moron in most European countries
Have no idea what that first sentence means or is alluding to
>these homies actually stole the dead's personal diary and read it
You either bury it with him or burn it and learn to respect the dead, ffs.
He was right the actually good actors were just glorified extras in the movies that just popped in to spew two lines of dialogue in the entire movie.
This is probably why Michael Gambon went ham in the scene in the goblin of fire. He has so few lines in the films he had to go full moron and make his mark in those scenes. The result was kino..
>Of course, the set, the newspapers, the TV and everywhere is obsessed with Hugh Grant and his Sunset trick... So many column inches, so many other things we should concern ourselves with. The scenes feel as if they are being ticked off now... Ang seems nervous. He probably needs a hug. Like Hugh.
Based
15th December 2001
>In a day of memorable moments... it was capped by having Bill Clinton come over to our table to say hello. I say “Mr President” to remind myself that he was that, rather than another actor or the maître d’
8th February 2003
>Watching Martin Bashir’s documentary on Michael Jackson. Disgraceful, self-serving journalism. How much did that cost? Compare MJ’s actions with those of a million pederasts & paedophiles a day or the thousands of kids dying daily in South Africa from Aids. Make a film about that with your concerned face
UH OH
he did a whataboutism
wait til twitter hears about this.
the alphabet people are seething because he only had nice things to say about JK Rowling
Didn't he die before she got cancelled?
Yeah, he did.
I will never understand this
Like, even if you think her opinions on trannies are horrible, there's literally no reason to believe she actually had those opinions until the early 2010s (At earliest)
i think her opinions on trannies are based as frick
If you're not with us you're against us chud
There's no room for grey area, my corporate sponsors told me so
She did, but so did almost everyone else. They're mad that she didn't get on the progress rape train.
I hate journos with a passion. And yet i'm a huge gossip and i want to read what alan said. Hell, if i knew he had a diary i would've looked for it myself
The duality of homosexualry
i forgot trent reznor played snape in the movies
These threads never actually have quotes.
snape is the OG incel
>not cyrano
It’s a huge cast of characters. Snaps felt like a glorified extra in some of the movies
How do you even read this article?
https://www.insider.com/alan-rickman-harry-potter-glorified-extras-2022-9
>Bush has the nerve to talk of “the killing of innocent people” and Blair feels it necessary to use his “I am moved” voice. Real tragedy wherever you look from whatever angle but threaded with hypocrisy as ever.
Well stated.
>The actor, however, took issue with other “Potter” films, blasting the “hideous score by John Williams” in “Sorcerer’s Stone” and expressing his all-around disappointment with “Half-Blood Prince.”
If memory serves Half Blood Prince was probably the weakest of the adaptions given that they cut out a lot of the dream diving stuff that really made the book worth reading and really exaggerated the importance of that girl trying to roofie Ron.
why read a mans diary. thats just rude
What kind of homosexual keeps a diary, anyway?
>Dear diary, today I had to act alongside Maggie Smith, and she said my hair wasn't stylish, she's such a b***h.
>Dear diary, today I picked a bunch of flowers
>Dear diary, I hope they make Gambon's character gay. That would show him for calling me a poofter!
>Dear diary, I wonder if anyone would care if I diddled Rupert. Probably nobody would believe him, lowborn c**t.
Project harder, troony
You write diaries for yourself, not for others. Try it out, you'd be amazed how different past you is from how you actually were. Memory distorts a lot of things and you're only able to realize that when you're directly faced with it 5-10 years after it happened.
People that want others to read their thoughts. They know someone will read it at some point and they get off on it.
His commie wife sold it at an auction after his death. The Snape fandom was pretty outraged at the time. Never thought it would get published.
He's a terrorist sympathizer
Also defended Michael Jackson
Good goy ~~*anglo*~~
Imagine talking about other people being good goyim while you gleefully swallow up the high profile media smear campaign in history
>5 palestinans dancing
those were israelis
Rickman saw it through the eyes of an adult actor working on the movies, rather than the rose tinted goggles of a child fan.
This really. One of the charms of British actors is how so many of them seem to regard acting as being exactly what it is: a job. No more, no less. Fame comes and goes but you get paid in money and experience so make the best of it.
Rickman would later say in April 2015, "I was talking to Sharleen Spiteri about being a Celt, how you smell each other out, because my mother's family is Welsh. There's not a lot of English blood in me.
Based. His Celtic soul called out these israeli anglo pedo producers.
>Welsh
Wtf hes dead? Where was the sticky?
He made fun of jannies in his diary so no sticky.
does he said anything about DOGMA?
I've noticed the same thing.
>but they're the same in the books!
Yes, they are. The reason the books were successful is because they were written for film from the start. The main characters are generic, easy to cast, and the side characters are various archetypes of famous British actors that provide what are essentially lucrative cameo roles.
The good witch
The wise old wizard
The dour professor
And my favorite, the dwarf named Warwick . . I mean Flitwick. JKR isn't an idiot, this was all planned.
>that c**t Watson is as illegitimate an actor as the state of Israel is a nation.
What did he mean by this?
Whoa what the frick, #CancelAlanRickman. Dig his corpse from the ground and revive him with the necronomicon. What the frick is the point of bringing this shit up now besides ruining a dead man's reputation
Spiritual assassination. Mass demoralisation.
I wonder what relationship they had between each other. Did rickman hate smith or simply aknowledged her as a wasted role for an actress of her caliber?
snape was always my favorite
who stole hsi diary
the saddest thing about the entries I saw were the parts where michael gambon told alan that he was losing his memory and worrying about forgetting his lines
That's very mild though, how young are you?
>losing all your memories is mild
how old are you to forget that's all you have at the end?
You didn't answer my question.
deep.
probably a good idea to keep a diary then
>"haha, yeu can't du ennything aboutit nouuwwww, can you? ha ha ha"
Releasing someone's diary without their permission is cringe tier bullshit. Reading it equally so. Y'all should check yourselves before you done do wreck yourselves.
What if it becomes an inspiration piece of material for millennia to come like Meditations did?
It's still low frequency onions tier behaviour.
the more I hear about this guy, the more he just sounds like a miserable c**t
Theatre trained actors can be snobs but they are completely right and the lack of such in m*dern Hollywood reflects the quality of film we get now. Take Zendaya, fir example, nothing but a mutt pushed by israelites.
*was
him, Oldman and Bonham Carter were three top tier actors in a sea of newbies and bad to avarage actors. can't blame him for pointing this out
reading how much he loved tim burton's stuff and sweeney todd put me off him a bit. you've got to be a certain type to really love that shit.
Why are they reading his diary and telling everyone about what's in it?
Widow or kids probably need some fast cash
Imagine all the hearts he'd break if he says he fricking hated Die Hard and hated the fans
>framing it to make him look like he's being critical of maggie smith
disingenuous bullshit
lmao, even
Do you really want to start this war 23% White British London?
There's literally Hindu vs Muslims race wars on the streets of England this month
just one of the many benefits of multiculturalism
>called older cast including Maggie Smith "glorified extras"
Well, was he wrong? McGonagall is an inconsequential character, she doesn't even serve any narrative purpose. Out of all the teachers, besides the obvious Snape, Hagrid and Lupin, I'd argue that Trelawney, Umbridge, Slughorn, Lockhart and even Firenze, Moody and Quirrell are more important characters than McGonagall.
oh frick i need to make a deadmans switch to destroy everything on my computer and my google drive if I die
theres shit in there no other humans should see
That one was a bit too much if you ask me
HIS Problem?
People are going through a dead man's diary and complaining about what HIS problem was?
he's kinda right, particularly later in the franchise (I wouldn't be surprised if this was only referencing the last movie, and the headline is baiting). She just kinda popped up and that was it.
BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER
Based. If I were famous, I would also write a "journal" where I trash all the annoying c**ts I worked with and have it "discovered" after I kick the bucket.
>Alan Rickman was a big Obama fan
uh oh bros don't look
People still don’t “get” that the presidency is merely a figurehead for special interests.
https://www.usagm.gov/who-we-are/oversight/legislation/smith-mundt-faqs/
Why is he making a point out of Radcliff's apartment and the amount of beds he owns?
Very successful to have a place that big
>publishing private diary entries from a dead man
beyond fricked up, but he's right
(homosexual)
OP is the one with the problem. You just don't understand magic.
>Maggie SMITH
This is the power of Wizardry:
Without ever having learned the actresses name,
without remembering the character's name,
simply from reading that blurb and from knowing Alan RICKMAN's acting as Snape:
>I was able to correctly determine that "Maggie SMITH" was the woman who played Minerva MCGONAGALL
Having performed magic, I shall reveal to you my secrets: I saw "older cast" & "glorified extras" and without even thinking about it, the wooden performance of MCGONAGALL came to mind.
>The frick is his problem?
The wooden performance of MCGONAGALL. It wasn't entirely her fault, because many of the teachers were kind of ancillary to the students having adventures, but she's the actor and it's her performance and ultimately her acting will be up there on the big screen. If RICKMAN was putting in the effort and his co-stars weren't, what is the problem with him writing about it in his diary? If RICKMAN was able to do actual magic and transcend the weak directing/script to bring the character to life, where does OP get off in complaining about it?
>Guy that is amazing at playing stuck up twats is actually a stuck up twat IRL
Imagine my shock if you will.
Maggie Smith is an absolute Goddess and a hot one at that.
He was a seasoned professional surrounded by children.