the frick is this? a rollerblading movie?

the frick is this? a rollerblading movie?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like capeshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like apeshit

      • 3 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        Carlos!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're living in the parody timeline

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI poster

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans should never be allowed near a godzilla movie. they just don't get him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Americans still can't make a good godzilla movie.
      They can't even make better posters from 30 some years ago.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost every jap gojira movie is goofy as frick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how is it any different showa or heisei era godzilla? this is how godzilla usually is, moronic slop

          >trying this hard to damage control
          KEK

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you homosexuals will wank off to goofy shit like vs megalon the turn around and cry about muh American slop. You're a slimy little b***h

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              showazilla is a product of genuine passion working within the constraints of a low budget. The monsterverse is insincere goyslop that only attempts to emulate camp, therefore becomes cringe.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, I enjoy the toku kino, american shit is... well... shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how is it any different showa or heisei era godzilla? this is how godzilla usually is, moronic slop

          Nah you homosexuals will wank off to goofy shit like vs megalon the turn around and cry about muh American slop. You're a slimy little b***h

          cringe

          showazilla is a product of genuine passion working within the constraints of a low budget. The monsterverse is insincere goyslop that only attempts to emulate camp, therefore becomes cringe.

          nah, I enjoy the toku kino, american shit is... well... shit

          based and chadpilled

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla X Kong
    Are they gonna kiss? :3

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kaiju on rollerblades
    Sounds fricking based.
    Why is Kong wearing the Infinity Gauntlet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch the newest trailer
      scar king tore up his arm with his bone whip

      https://i.imgur.com/k7PuOHA.jpg

      the frick is this? a rollerblading movie?

      pinkzilla looks gay as hell btw

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gave Godzilla gender studies colored spines

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad to go from a legitimately great movie like Godzilla Minus One to slop like this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is it any different showa or heisei era godzilla? this is how godzilla usually is, moronic slop

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO
    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it gets composited all sharp like that in case the studio decides to do a 3D release of the film

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"We've got better upgrades. The kaijus are moving much more swift. Yeah, we're like ballerinas up in there, it's fantastic"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those inverviews made me never want to see him on another film. And I liked Attack The Block.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Godzilla movies made by Nips are real Godzilla movies. Shin Godzilla was pure kino. Waiting for the 4K rip of Minus One since I have agoraphobia and don't visit the KinoPlex. I wish I could have seen -1 in theaters.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Godzilla v Kong for what it was back in 2021 but this looks like literal garbage.. What happened?

  13. 3 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    Look how they massacred my boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a vigin neet in 2014.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Think it's fake
    >It's fricking real

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am now going to commission and 3d print Rollerblades for the Sh monsterarts Godzilla and Kong, as well as pose them to the song "Dancing Queen" just to piss you off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See you in /toy/ this april and you better not run, kid

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    King of The Monsters struck a good balance between the "realism" of Godzilla 2014 and the more typical Hollywood style of action fests. I didn't like Godzilla vs Kong and this shit just looks like Disney / Marvel got the rights to Godzilla. I'm sad that we didn't get to see Gigan or Biollante before it all went to shit.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the homosexual colors
    ????????????????????

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gayzilla and fallout power fist kong vs big orangutang: the movie
    give the rights back to exclusively japan right fricking now

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