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let those gay priests spout gibberish in latin that i can pretend to understand and feel smart then i'll be on me way to the local tavern on cheapside simple as
Source? The Catholic Church never prohibited translation, they only demanded that new translations in England needed approval around the 15th century due to heretics making their own translations with their own ideas
Love has different meanings in the english language while in greek it has different words, it's not hard to see why he would've objected to that translation
Nah, Henry was coping because he was publicly humiliated when he first met her.
Basically he went and met her unexpectedly in disguise (an English courtly game which the German princess was unaware of) and she rebuked him, which caused Henry to seethe and insist she was the problem and not him (bear in mind by this point Henry was old, fat, and had a leg that stank because of ulcers).
THE PRIVATE LIFE OF HENRY VII (2025)
Starring Russell Crowe as King Henry VIII
Directed by Mel Gibson
increasingly psychopathic King Henry VIII terrorizes the women of the court with drunken lasciviousness, and his obsese, undulating, rotting, smelly, ulcerated body. After years of religious persecution and murder, see Henry die pathetically, rotting from the inside and screaming in vain for a priest to hear his final confession."
>thou hast partook in boar and wine for a fortnight in honour of thy fair cousin’s taking of a wiffe >and now ye hath come to thy sanctuary: the lavatoire >attempt to fetch the royal keye from thy pockets >‘tis impossible to locate in the myriad of cuff and lace that adorns the royal visage >and thine own sphincter royale hath begonne to seize. >finally you lay hand to the little villain at thy hip and lay to! >thou hast rendered yet another pair of elegant trou all a-tatter. >fool that you are, but that a single eventide may come to pass in that the royal personage is not subject to a mule’s measure of fabric and ruffle, heavy laden on thy limb and neck. >by the fates you were accurs’d, not borne of any yeoman in some fair stock and firkin, but a king. The royal blood runneth so cold he might not suffice to wear but a jerkin in the heart of Apollo’s bright furnace! >thine tailor shall be given the gibbet on the sun’s first lighting, of this thy weighty cap be forfeit.
>C'mon Thomas, stop being such A Man for All Seasons and take the oath already!
>he truly was....
>looks directly into camera
>a man for every season
>*Henry VIII sits in More's garden and contemplates as summer turn to autumn*
cromwell was right frick the bishop of rome
are there any other kinos about cromwell?
not a movie but the wolf hall series of books are good
There’s a movie called Cromwell that’s fantastic.
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that movie is about oliver cromwell
That's a different Cromwell, Thomas was Oliver's great-great grand uncle.
>nooooooooo you can't have beautiful things that's idolatry!
imagine this guy seeing the jerusalem temple lol
The 1970 Six Wives of Henry VIII is pretty good.
>series 2 never
Have to just read the 3 books,. Wolf Hall, the middle one and The Mirror and the Light
Revisionist history for Guardian readers written by a bitter old spinster.
Cromwell was a homosexual and the Reformation doomed Europe.
He would not trample all the laws of the land to pursue the devil
and that's why the devil won
>>let me remarry for the good of the state
>no
Why wouldn't you just kill someone like that?
mwwaaah the english lager
>mwaaaaaa the good sherris sack hath always been celebrated for it's its excellent two-fold operation
Say what you will about are Harry.
Greensleeves kinda slaps.
Dats rite
Why isn’t he and guy fawkes venerated more in catholicism?
he was canonized what more do you want
Guy fawkes should 100% be a saint
if more had his way you larpers wouldnt even be allowed to read the bible
reading is for nerds
let those gay priests spout gibberish in latin that i can pretend to understand and feel smart then i'll be on me way to the local tavern on cheapside simple as
Source? The Catholic Church never prohibited translation, they only demanded that new translations in England needed approval around the 15th century due to heretics making their own translations with their own ideas
>seething about translating Agape as love
More was a b***h.
Love has different meanings in the english language while in greek it has different words, it's not hard to see why he would've objected to that translation
what are those ridiculous costumes? everyone knows medieval folx only dressed in muddy brown rags and leather
Henry VIII had Cromwell executed because he recommended an ugly wife for the king
Anne of Cleves is not really described as ugly by anybody contemporarily
hope she reads this
Henry was embarrassed by his smelly rotting leg. Apologize to milady
Henry was repulsed by her physically in every way
Nah, Henry was coping because he was publicly humiliated when he first met her.
Basically he went and met her unexpectedly in disguise (an English courtly game which the German princess was unaware of) and she rebuked him, which caused Henry to seethe and insist she was the problem and not him (bear in mind by this point Henry was old, fat, and had a leg that stank because of ulcers).
Classic example of continentals not getting the bants.
She needs to have her hair showing not that stupid gettup
Sershe Ronan.
Great movie. He was a..man for all seasons, anon.
>the one man who completely fricked over thomas’ life and got a comfy ending
>Richard Rich
>becomes rich
Who came up with this?
Terrible taste in women
My dad's favorite movie
your dad is cool probably
THE PRIVATE LIFE OF HENRY VII (2025)
Starring Russell Crowe as King Henry VIII
Directed by Mel Gibson
increasingly psychopathic King Henry VIII terrorizes the women of the court with drunken lasciviousness, and his obsese, undulating, rotting, smelly, ulcerated body. After years of religious persecution and murder, see Henry die pathetically, rotting from the inside and screaming in vain for a priest to hear his final confession."
A new movie similar to that just came out called Firebrand
What's she showing him?
>thou hast partook in boar and wine for a fortnight in honour of thy fair cousin’s taking of a wiffe
>and now ye hath come to thy sanctuary: the lavatoire
>attempt to fetch the royal keye from thy pockets
>‘tis impossible to locate in the myriad of cuff and lace that adorns the royal visage
>and thine own sphincter royale hath begonne to seize.
>finally you lay hand to the little villain at thy hip and lay to!
>thou hast rendered yet another pair of elegant trou all a-tatter.
>fool that you are, but that a single eventide may come to pass in that the royal personage is not subject to a mule’s measure of fabric and ruffle, heavy laden on thy limb and neck.
>by the fates you were accurs’d, not borne of any yeoman in some fair stock and firkin, but a king. The royal blood runneth so cold he might not suffice to wear but a jerkin in the heart of Apollo’s bright furnace!
>thine tailor shall be given the gibbet on the sun’s first lighting, of this thy weighty cap be forfeit.
I like how No. 2 from The Prisoner was the bad guy.