The funniest man alive

The funniest man alive

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not even the funniest man in the down syndrome clinic

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No comedian that Rogan praises has ever been good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was great before getting on rogan, now he sucks and every episode of the podcast is just him sucking off NFL players

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Normand is funny

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude so I look like a fricking moron and black guys frick my wife… yeah… its pretty bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did he ever say he’s a cuck who likes black dick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one ever answers, strange.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He never did. However, you should distinguish yourself from a jogger by ending a question with a "?".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking punctuation matters on a le feels message board

          yeeea go neck homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*squints*
      >*leans in*
      >*whispers*
      >black dicks huge
      >thunderous applause

      It's essentialy targeting american audiences

      DUDE
      BLACK DICKS
      LMAO

      Shane does say this, he hates how fem comics lean so much on sex jokes but it's genuinely the only thing women actually laugh at.

      You cannot provide a single video of him saying this.
      I'm convinced since he's fat, and so are you, that he also has to be obsessed with black dick, like you are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HUGE GIANT Black person wienerS HAHA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halfway through his set in Tampa that I was dragged to by a friend he pulled out a tape measure. He smirked and extended it about 3 inches and then he said
        >"White guys"
        Which got a few laughs. But then he extended it about a food and yelled
        >"BLACK GUYS"
        Which got some claps. But then he started shrinking it and growing it super fast while screaming
        >"WHITEGUYSBLACKGUYSWHITEGUYSBLACKGUYSWHITEGUYSBLACKGUYS"
        And the crowd just erupted with laughter. He did that for a solid minute and people were just dying. Guys a real professional even though I'm not big on his material.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i believe it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the joke is the tape represents percentage of crimes committed by either group

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe this because if this was true it would be one of the funniest things he's ever done.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha did you all watch that NFL game?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the funniest ad alive
    Buy one

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats not tom segura

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Segura was funny for only 5 seconds in his life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is a long 5 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXtjfSUuuzg

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do his legs have zero muscle?

          His knee exploded, so first he felt like his entire leg was kicked in my a horse, but he landed on his arm which he crushed and literally broke from his own weight.

          His own fricking weight broke 2 limbs in the span of 5 seconds. It's fricking insane.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i only said tom segura because i hate the guy and cant imagine anyone finding him funny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It still amazes me how unathletic and uncoordinated you have to be for this to happen

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he jumps and his whole body just falls apart literally

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do his legs have zero muscle?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There hasn't been a good new comedian in maybe 10 years.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still Dave chappelle. He could rant 1 hour straight about troons and blacks and it would still beat every other stand up comedian

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats not Pete Davidson or John Mulaney

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is funny about Pete Davidson?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his whole existence is kind of a joke
        >my dad died on 9/11
        >therefore i'm gonna frick my way through hollywood to find out the truth about 9/11
        i wish him godspeed on his quest but he's not a funny person at all, like his character gabe from snl is a shtick my friend alex did back when we were 12, which at the time pete was 11

        [...]
        His knee exploded, so first he felt like his entire leg was kicked in my a horse, but he landed on his arm which he crushed and literally broke from his own weight.

        His own fricking weight broke 2 limbs in the span of 5 seconds. It's fricking insane.

        yes that is how physics apply to fat fricks
        i don't have it saved (jpg on explaining the physics behind hanging by the neck) but basically the heavier you are the less gravitational force you need to break bones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his whole existence is kind of a joke
        >my dad died on 9/11
        >therefore i'm gonna frick my way through hollywood to find out the truth about 9/11
        i wish him godspeed on his quest but he's not a funny person at all, like his character gabe from snl is a shtick my friend alex did back when we were 12, which at the time pete was 11
        [...]
        yes that is how physics apply to fat fricks
        i don't have it saved (jpg on explaining the physics behind hanging by the neck) but basically the heavier you are the less gravitational force you need to break bones

        My personal theory on Pete Davidson is that he's the biggest drug mule for Hollywood in the east coast and ran an operation that took out the trash. He's getting the rewards.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean in this day and age all actors are mules in some fashion

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's that but he's also one of maybe 5 straight men in all of hollywood

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haha I'm so lame, wish I could be cool like blacks

    Truly revolutionary, never heard any white comedian do this bit. Imagine if he was Asian and said his dad asked him when Doctor haha now that would be epic too

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are modern comedians the most insufferable people of all time?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top 10 comedians alive

    10. Brendan Schaub
    9. Iliza Shlesinger
    8. Bobby Lee
    7. Bert Kreischer
    6. Ben Shapiro
    5. Shane Gillis
    4. Tom Segura
    3. Bill Hicks
    2. Jimmy Kimmel
    1. Joe Rogan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joe Rogan indisputably the king

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only funny standups still right now
      shane, normand, list, louis ck (hes still funny, sorry women), chappelle, kurt metzger, bob kelly, dave attell (blanking on more names but those are the only ones that come to mind)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only names rightwing chud grifter comedians
        you do realize nobody in the mainstream cares about these literal whos right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        normand is the only one who is consistently funny no matter what

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Its Colin Quinn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Shapiro isn't a comedian, he's a philosopher, but other than that yes this list is correct
      I would put Tony Hinchcliffe in place of Shapiro btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ben Shapiro is bargain bin philosopher lmao

        Guy is really an entertainer and pundit, Peterson is pretty much the same.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Bowen guy on SNL is really funny

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a woman

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*squints*
    >*leans in*
    >*whispers*
    >black dicks huge
    >thunderous applause

    It's essentialy targeting american audiences

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shane does say this, he hates how fem comics lean so much on sex jokes but it's genuinely the only thing women actually laugh at.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean targeting Canadian audiences? Since you're all chinese.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're actually all poojerts now, sir.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Canadian audience, yes

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny looking maybe

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE
    BLACK DICKS
    LMAO

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm makin em at night

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The funniest man alive
    So everyone keeps telling me.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's his favorite venue called again?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Little white dicks and big black collegiate athlete wiener
    Classic Shane!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude being a white man is hard. it's hard being a white man living among black men. every time you go outside you get humbled by black men. those BBC's? and that bone density? it's unfair dude kinda makes up for slavery hahahahaha

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stand aside

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this guy was another fat unironic homosexual you guys used to post incessantly here because they're both fat. Who am I thinking of?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard legendary comics such as Louis CK and Bill Burr mention Black wiener, but never Shane. I admit his humor can be frat boyish, but the emancipation barklamation is hilarious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally has admitted to watching blacked porn on multiple occasions

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont we all?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate you blacked watching Gillis ball washers so much.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redbar is watching

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Avery has the tapes

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was much funnier in the early days of the podcast, he sucks ass now

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's lifted material from Cinemaphile before and the joe rogansphere all read Cinemaphile from time to time. He's probably reading this right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Cinemaphile

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol anyone who sam hyde likes or 'horts wit is a big ol [REDACTED]

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate his face

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He belong on Comedians Unleashed, hitting the big leagues broke him

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern comedy is dead and modern comedians are pathetic.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shane is great but the real answer is casey rocket

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Shane but stand up is too easy imo. If someone wants to be the best, let them put on a show.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think his comic generation just has to ignore that Nick Mullen does every they do better? They must be happy that he remains in relative obscurity and will never get a Rogan podcast or any big podcast booking. Even Stav must feel like a fraud

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