The funniest man alive
 Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
The funniest man alive
The funniest man alive
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
He's not even the funniest man in the down syndrome clinic
No comedian that Rogan praises has ever been good.
he was great before getting on rogan, now he sucks and every episode of the podcast is just him sucking off NFL players
Mark Normand is funny
>Dude so I look like a fricking moron and black guys frick my wife… yeah… its pretty bad
When did he ever say he’s a cuck who likes black dick
No one ever answers, strange.
He never did. However, you should distinguish yourself from a jogger by ending a question with a "?".
>thinking punctuation matters on a le feels message board
yeeea go neck homosexual
You cannot provide a single video of him saying this.
I'm convinced since he's fat, and so are you, that he also has to be obsessed with black dick, like you are.
HUGE GIANT Black person wienerS HAHA
Halfway through his set in Tampa that I was dragged to by a friend he pulled out a tape measure. He smirked and extended it about 3 inches and then he said
>"White guys"
Which got a few laughs. But then he extended it about a food and yelled
>"BLACK GUYS"
Which got some claps. But then he started shrinking it and growing it super fast while screaming
>"WHITEGUYSBLACKGUYSWHITEGUYSBLACKGUYSWHITEGUYSBLACKGUYS"
And the crowd just erupted with laughter. He did that for a solid minute and people were just dying. Guys a real professional even though I'm not big on his material.
i believe it
the joke is the tape represents percentage of crimes committed by either group
I don't believe this because if this was true it would be one of the funniest things he's ever done.
>Haha did you all watch that NFL game?
>the funniest ad alive
Buy one
thats not tom segura
Tom Segura was funny for only 5 seconds in his life.
this is a long 5 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXtjfSUuuzg
His knee exploded, so first he felt like his entire leg was kicked in my a horse, but he landed on his arm which he crushed and literally broke from his own weight.
His own fricking weight broke 2 limbs in the span of 5 seconds. It's fricking insane.
i only said tom segura because i hate the guy and cant imagine anyone finding him funny
It still amazes me how unathletic and uncoordinated you have to be for this to happen
he jumps and his whole body just falls apart literally
Do his legs have zero muscle?
There hasn't been a good new comedian in maybe 10 years.
Still Dave chappelle. He could rant 1 hour straight about troons and blacks and it would still beat every other stand up comedian
thats not Pete Davidson or John Mulaney
What is funny about Pete Davidson?
his whole existence is kind of a joke
>my dad died on 9/11
>therefore i'm gonna frick my way through hollywood to find out the truth about 9/11
i wish him godspeed on his quest but he's not a funny person at all, like his character gabe from snl is a shtick my friend alex did back when we were 12, which at the time pete was 11
yes that is how physics apply to fat fricks
i don't have it saved (jpg on explaining the physics behind hanging by the neck) but basically the heavier you are the less gravitational force you need to break bones
My personal theory on Pete Davidson is that he's the biggest drug mule for Hollywood in the east coast and ran an operation that took out the trash. He's getting the rewards.
i mean in this day and age all actors are mules in some fashion
there's that but he's also one of maybe 5 straight men in all of hollywood
>haha I'm so lame, wish I could be cool like blacks
Truly revolutionary, never heard any white comedian do this bit. Imagine if he was Asian and said his dad asked him when Doctor haha now that would be epic too
Are modern comedians the most insufferable people of all time?
Top 10 comedians alive
10. Brendan Schaub
9. Iliza Shlesinger
8. Bobby Lee
7. Bert Kreischer
6. Ben Shapiro
5. Shane Gillis
4. Tom Segura
3. Bill Hicks
2. Jimmy Kimmel
1. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan indisputably the king
only funny standups still right now
shane, normand, list, louis ck (hes still funny, sorry women), chappelle, kurt metzger, bob kelly, dave attell (blanking on more names but those are the only ones that come to mind)
>only names rightwing chud grifter comedians
you do realize nobody in the mainstream cares about these literal whos right?
normand is the only one who is consistently funny no matter what
For me? Its Colin Quinn.
Ben Shapiro isn't a comedian, he's a philosopher, but other than that yes this list is correct
I would put Tony Hinchcliffe in place of Shapiro btw
Ben Shapiro is bargain bin philosopher lmao
Guy is really an entertainer and pundit, Peterson is pretty much the same.
That Bowen guy on SNL is really funny
You will never be a woman
>*squints*
>*leans in*
>*whispers*
>black dicks huge
>thunderous applause
It's essentialy targeting american audiences
Shane does say this, he hates how fem comics lean so much on sex jokes but it's genuinely the only thing women actually laugh at.
You mean targeting Canadian audiences? Since you're all chinese.
We're actually all poojerts now, sir.
Canadian audience, yes
Funny looking maybe
DUDE
BLACK DICKS
LMAO
>I'm makin em at night
>The funniest man alive
So everyone keeps telling me.
what's his favorite venue called again?
>Little white dicks and big black collegiate athlete wiener
Classic Shane!
>dude being a white man is hard. it's hard being a white man living among black men. every time you go outside you get humbled by black men. those BBC's? and that bone density? it's unfair dude kinda makes up for slavery hahahahaha
stand aside
I thought this guy was another fat unironic homosexual you guys used to post incessantly here because they're both fat. Who am I thinking of?
I've heard legendary comics such as Louis CK and Bill Burr mention Black wiener, but never Shane. I admit his humor can be frat boyish, but the emancipation barklamation is hilarious
He literally has admitted to watching blacked porn on multiple occasions
Dont we all?
I hate you blacked watching Gillis ball washers so much.
Redbar is watching
Ben Avery has the tapes
He was much funnier in the early days of the podcast, he sucks ass now
He's lifted material from Cinemaphile before and the joe rogansphere all read Cinemaphile from time to time. He's probably reading this right now.
Nah, Cinemaphile
lol anyone who sam hyde likes or 'horts wit is a big ol [REDACTED]
God I hate his face
He belong on Comedians Unleashed, hitting the big leagues broke him
modern comedy is dead and modern comedians are pathetic.
Shane is great but the real answer is casey rocket
I like Shane but stand up is too easy imo. If someone wants to be the best, let them put on a show.
Do you think his comic generation just has to ignore that Nick Mullen does every they do better? They must be happy that he remains in relative obscurity and will never get a Rogan podcast or any big podcast booking. Even Stav must feel like a fraud