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Bilie Elish is less of a plant than these four gays.
You really should learn what words mean before you use them.
what a bunch of fat manbabies
Hilarious how Nick uses the same pic from ten years ago like a middle manager does on his LinkedIn profile
has he really been around for so long? I only learned about the existence of these people this year lol
podcasts > standup and it’s not even close. Live versions of podcasts are almost always bad as well.
Hanging out and laughing with your friends is better than both.
I could not agree with you more.
Chris D'elia's podcast is, IMO, thefunniest fricking show that exists, his standup is fricking terrible.
Same with Matt McCusker, Gillis' is good but their podcast is way way better.
What's funny about Delia's podcast? he's never been funny.
>D'elia's podcast is funny
How mongoloid are you? Dude's also a weird sex guy.
>uhhh hey Stavros… it’s Nick…. Not sure if you remember me but we had a podcast together things used to get pretty wild but uh…. Do you have any like secretary positions open or anything I can do for some cash? It would really help me out man
>Hmmm let me check...all I seem to have at the moment is just one thing, my little peckerino
what about writers? If that's the best joke you have it sounds like you could really use some help with material
You joke, but this is actually what will probably end up happening within a few years.
More like the opposite, Stavros gave a chance at having a longtime cult success so that he could hang out with the "big dogs" not knowing that just means selling your soul to the Joe Rogan empire. People are getting sick of the Joe Rogan comedians. Also Stavros just isn't that funny or unique. Its just boring and it won't age well.
Stavros will be dead in 10 years and Nick will go to work at a Pep Boys in New Jersey
Is Nick ever going to use a modern picture of himself?
His twitter profile pic is still of him in 2016. It's pathetic as hell. Just let it go, man. You're nearly 40 and you look it. It's what happens.
not as bad as Big Jay whos almost 50 and obviously never grew out of his teen from the mid 90s who gets all his clothes at Hot Topic phase
Yeah, but he's happy to acknowledge and laugh about it. Self-awareness goes a long way for me
lol why does he constantly change his look so much?
where's pickle nick?
Where's Cinemaphile Nick? Because he obviously posts here.
Vegan and emaciated these days
where's the comedians tho
where are*
I guess Dillon and Mullen can be funny sometimes. Gillis is on fool's notice as of late.
rebar is the human personification of kiwifarms (israeli failure who is just as pathetic as the pathetic morons he obsesses over)
>he tells others about his low IQ
What else anon?
>you're low IQ if you don't spend 8 hours a day watching some decrepit old israelite steal jokes that make fun of homosexual comedians from internet posters that are actually funny and aren't just failed comedians themselves
lol
>rebar
Redbar. I always remember he's the guy that sings the Ducktales Black person song lol.
see
nobody cares about mickey "rebar" dowd besides discord trannies
>nobody cares about mickey "rebar" dowd besides discord trannies
Anon are you having a stroke? He's the only legitamitely funny guy doing stuff online now. If you don't get it that's fine, but acting like he's salty or a failed comedian shows you know nothing about his schtick. You're not very bright kek
He's literally a failed comedian who used his israelite gold to buy a comedy club so he could perform because he sucked so bad that no actual club would put him on. Making fun of comedians when you're an anonymous shitposter who never wanted to be a comedian is based, but making fun of comedians when you're a failed comedian / literally israeli is just sad.
You're so off-base it's adorable kek
lmao I've been aware of rebar since the days of the O&A sub a decade ago, and you cannot disprove a single thing I've said, so go back to discord to groom some kids you homosexual
>so go back to discord to groom some kids you homosexual
your type always does this weird projection of pedophilia kek. I see through your facade weirdo.
>your type
People who don't watch 8 hour streams of israelites?
No, losers.
>the people who watch 8 hour streams of israelites aren't losers
jej
I enjoy a weekly show from the funniest dude on the internet. Go post about Shane Gillis's shitty comedy more kek.
>coming up with jokes about how gay comedians are isn't as cool as listening to some israelite regurgitate jokes other people came up
lmao
>schizo babble
Yeah, I think we're done here. gg no re
>non-sequitur accusation of schizophrenia
I accept your concession, zoomzoom
>I accept your concession
Good God you became hyper gay in one sentence fragment. Holy tamoly.
>sentence fragment
That's a complete sentence, kiddo. It's amazing how moronic everyone born after 1995 is.
>Yes, I am hyper gay
>but
also
>when the dumb guy tries to school someone
this is funny keep going
In what way is
>I accept your concession.
anything other than a complete sentence / independent clause? Do they not teach sentence diagramming in schools anymore?
You're obsessing over nothing, anon. It isn't a big deal. Redbar is funny though, I don't get why you viscerally hate him. Did he frick your girlfriend or kill your dog?
>j-just ignore the fact that I said something completely wrong
>i-i-i-t h-h-has n-n-nothing to do with the fact that every other post I made was wrong as well!
lel
Dude you're pretty dumb for being so
>old
lol
>29
>old
Aren't you embarrassed that you're in your mid-20s and have no idea what a sentence fragment is?
>and have no idea what a sentence fragment is
You're still trying to incorrectly school me kek. You're one of those annoying narcs aren't you?
>incorrectly
Pretending that I'm wrong doesn't make me wrong, dummy. Kind of like how you tried to pretend I was wrong about Mickey Dowd being a failed comedian who used his trust fund to buy a comedy club so he could perform.
>pretend I was wrong about Mickey Dowd being a failed comedian who used his trust fund to buy a comedy club so he could perform
Seriously, what the hell did he do to you to get this scorn hahaha. This is hilarious.
>if I keep deflecting nobody will notice everything I say is a lie!
kek
I didn't lie about anything thoughbeit. You are the liar here, madam.
You lied about rebar not being a failed comedian, you lied about it not being pathetic to watch a israelite steal jokes from message boards for 8 hours at a time, and you lied about knowing what a sentence fragment is.
I feel like I'm talking to someone on a lower plain of existence than myself. This is difficult, can someone translate this?
>plain of existence
10/10 bait
I spit out my drink
came up with*
If you think that guy is funny you are most likely hated by all of your "friends" and "family"
Which sacred cow that you're a fan of did KF make fun of?
see
but dont you find his podcasts beefs really cool?
Where's Sam?
Nick's stand up is legitimately really shitty and not really that funny. His crowdwork (even though they mock stav for it) is funnier than his actual set. Same goes for Shane. They both work better in podcast settings with someone to bounce off.
>>We were playing Goldeneye yesterday
>Great game dude
>No not really, it sucks
>Ok well it was great back in like, what, 2004?
>No you fricking idiot it came out in 1997
>Anyway so we're playing Goldeneye and he picked oddjob
>Handjob? Heh heh heh heh
>Mr.Bond, I'd like you to meet your doom from my assassin Handjob
>No! I'm not gay!
>He will make you cum Mr.Bond, and if you cum you are gay!
>Heh yea that's funny
>Shut up Adam
>But I'm just try-
>Who was that girl from Goldeneye with the thighs that could crush a dude?
>Wait I got this
>Mr.Bond! I see you're enjoying your fracas with Handjob
>You may have a license to kill, but do you have a license to cum?
Not enough Adam trying to insert little factoids everywhere to prove he is israeli and smart
crowdwork is so lame
feds
Dunno what will be funnier? Nick's set or Nick bombing in front of 10000 people
>"Did I ever tell you about, ehm, how black wieners are much bigger than whites? They're, like, huge! *does a Trump impression* "That black wiener's the best wiener ever. Beautiful black wiener. Much bigger that Hillary's wiener. That's a weak wiener."
I spit out my wife's son's Prime drink! xD
Honest question: why is he like this?
He's a wigger. He listens bro rap and unironically says "dawg". He has always been a homosexual.
He's just a rural dude I know a million guys just like him.
Can't stand to see a fat guy with skinny arms
>dude woke cancel culture freakin SUCKS
>but us whites have benefitted unfairly at the expense of BIPOCs
>also, poopy penis foreskin!
Is this the power of zoomer comedy?
Humiliation ritual
Nick has been seething about Shane's success recently
>the controlled poppers
It's grim, OP. None of them are funny and they are only being pushed because they're release valves for "the right". Better than that fat roastie the left rolled out in 2016, but still not good.
yeah tell em. we've been yelling at each other we deserve credit for it
I've been yelling at morons on Cinemaphile since 2005. You won't win.
Yeah well I am also moronic so good luck winning.
I have Christ on my side. I will prevail, Black person
baste but I will win God bless
wow ur GAY
post the funniest image you created
honestly idk
I'll even accept AI generated if you gave it the prompt.
I took a few pictures of this lame magic 8 ball when I was a teenager and posted them here. then they spread around naturally and I saw someone else post them here again months later. I forgot all about this kek
Doesn't count if you didn't edit the photo in any way.
I remember a thread with a bunch of edits to the photos but no idea where those are now kek
Edits that OTHER PEOPLE DID. Stop consuming; start creating.
>asking nu-anons for OC
lol. here, anon, have some of my OC. I couldn't find a picture of a painting in the John Williams WKUK sketch so I made this.
RIP Trevor Moore I am 100% convinced Disney killed him. They distributed Barbarian, and couldn't allow Trevor to get even more popular than he was already becoming with his streams by piggybacking off the success of Zach's movie. Plus there's the whole "Zionist Sacrifice" angle.
KITTY HISTORY, EXACTLY LIKE OURS!
Strategy of Tension
Mindwar? Micheal Aquino? No idea what you're talking about!
The Finders Cult isn't even real don't worry about it
should've put his son, Sherman, in there
people think it aint be like it is but it do
This is now an opie thread. He needs to bring back the podcast, the world needs more Opie!!
Where's Father Doris?
>FUNNY PEOPLE!!!
>BEING ALLOWED AT MY COMEDY SHOW!?!?
Who the frick are any of these people?
>Good afternoon everyone you're listening to Ron & Fez. Fez has decided he's finally gonna kill himself and we're all giving him suggestions as to how he should do it
>I think he should hang himself Mistah B
>Dave I'm gonna hang you if you interrupt me one more fricking time.
"guys that are funny on podcasts but just like all standup, their acts arent funny" is basically the modern state of comedy
Shane is the only modern stand-up whos any good, the rest of the newer ones who came up in the last 10 years are laughably bad. Mullen is obviously only podcast funny, his standup is dogshit
thats a good line up
Nick is never ever ever ever getting real work, and not just because he said Black person a few times. "Adam's Black son" is more unironically racist than anything Anthony Cumia has ever done.
Frick, peak nick is so funny holy shit
>Damn, we learnin about the hellacost at school, it's crazy dat people did dat to us
Maybe the funniest cumtown bit
Is big jay the tryhard who wears mitts
Big Jay is legit funny on his podcast (legion of bawds) but his stand up is unbearable.
Edit: wtf is with this new captcha, I'm getting filtered hard
Edit 2: I was warned for "racism"
stop talking shit about my best friend nick or else i'll kick your ass
unless they're doing it again this year, this was from last year. i went to the show in hershey and it kinda sucked tbqh. matt mccusker was the opener and he was the funniest, nick sucked, tim sucked, big jay was ok, shane was ok.
Mike Matei is easily funnier than all those fricks. Join the right team here, get on the good side of history
I will rape your ear with a screwdriver if you make fun of my internet friend who does not know of my existence.
Big gay oakerson has been around 25 years, he isn't the future of anything except maybe heard disease.
Gay tim dillon is a hack.
Nick Mullen is washed up.
Shane Gillis is an overhyped Roganbabby. And he obviously traded top billing for only having 2 photos on the poster.
Pay $200 for a night of this comedy? No thanks.
you sound like an extremely miserable person. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
The Adam Friedland Show keeps me alive.
I liked their recent digital shorts
podcast Black folk need to die
Buy an ad homosexual
1.just not funny
2.fat frick with complexes
3.who
4.got boring
The stuff I've watched of the Adam Friedland show was pretty boring. Has it been good lately or is nick an official has-been?
I think Nick and Adam are both kinda has-beens. The new show just doesn't have it
Nick obviously doesn't care about whatever they're talking about, and he's so low energy that I think the coke fried his brain and he can't get excited anymore. Adam is Adam.
The recent ones with guests have been fine, worth a watch if you have nothing else to do.
shane needs to polish his material up a bit, its a little all over the place.
the rest are lit whos and there are no black people. racism
I hope they all take the same 737 between shows