She also hates(or hated) feminen. Every girly girl is treated like shit. They end up either eating shit or mangled. Only one who ends up fine is french b***h. But everyone is treating her like shit. But she is redeemded by becoming wife and mother.
Lmao. James was a chad. Snape was not. Don’t cover complicate things. Even if Snape hadn’t called her a slur that one time Lily would have eventually jumped on his wiener.
He was a loser who died
Presumably Snape could have killed him at that point as he had become a powerful death eater
Lupin and Sirius were probably stronger than him as well just based on context from the series
He was a weakling who bullied people probably to cope with that and then got domesticated by a woman and died
He did nothing else useful or important not a chad
James not only fricked Lily, but that she liked him haunted Snape all his life. James dicked Lily so good that it literally ruined Snape's entire life. You can try to elevate Snape all you want, but Lily loved the child James' dick and balls gave her so much that it nigh-destroyed the Dark Lord whose dick Snape sucked. James nutted in Lily so good that it ultimately triumphed over evil. Snape nutted into his socks his entire life and died crying. There is no limit to the level of cucking James dealt Snape.
Snape was not just "a powerful death eater", he was perhaps the most talented wizard of his generation, basically just one step below Dumbledore and Voldemort. Spellcrafting is apparently really hard to do and the guy was just creating new powerful spells left and right while still in school, while simultaneously being an unparalleled potions and dark arts genius. He's explicitly described as having known more magic in his first year than the average seventh year student.
Sirius successfully duelled Dolohov for a while, and Dolohov is considered a powerful death eater, so Sirius is probably pretty good. Lupin dies to the aforementioned Dolohov so he was probably just a passable fighter.
We have little to no information on James' fighting prowess, but he does seem to have died to Voldemort literally before he got to do anything, and in the middle of a sentence. Granted, he didn't have his wand on him at the time, but even just that shows just how moronic he was, and even Voldemort remarks on it.
So it does indeed seem that James was the weakest of the bunch. I guess you could argue that Wormtail was worse, but I'm not actually sure.
No Sirius and James were both prodigies, Lupin was decent/good and Wormtail needed "much help" to become an Animagi.
But Snape was still S tier only below the SS tier that was Dumby, Voldy and Grindelwald.
Bellatrix was also considered incredibly gifted so she MIGHT be on the same level.
Sirius and James were both prodigies but clearly not that powerful compared to the heavy hitters. There are a lot of mid to high tier wizards like McGonagall, Slughorn, Kingsley and so on but they dont seem to be standout powerful in the way that the ones mentioned.
Snape was a chad in his own right. He could take on 4 animagi without losing so consistently that Sirius just straight up tried to murder him that one time.
>shower >wash and cut hair >stop saying the wizard n-word
if he had done literally just three things he could have had that prime mudblood pussy on speed dial
nta but what you autists don't understand about that phrase is that it implies a person with a healthy mindset will express themselves in a healthy way. if you love yourself and others you'll naturally want to take care of yourself, and you won't want to call people hurtful names. these things generally make you likable and even attractive. if you express yourself as an angry and bitter autist, then naturally you will be seen as that.
Asking for a friend:
A girl from college started showing him interest. It was his first time and he was caught off guard so he started catching feelings. Ffw turns out the girl is in couple and hide it. Said friend did everything for her (listen to her problems, helped her financially, gifts...) and she did barely nothing and sometimes she would ghost him and would go insane and depressed and when she ghosted long enough and the friend was too tired to finally replied, she would come back and show extra attention before repeating the ghosting cycle. Also know they're only texting because they're not in the same college anymore and she would find every excuse to not hang out with said friend.
>helped her financially
he should probably kill himself. also if someone keeps ghosting you and you still talk/help them then the only moron in that situation is you
There's nothing to be done, honestly. Consider this relationship a dead end, but don't do the normie thing by cutting her off completely, because she'll be on your m- your friend's mind 24/7 and no time does not make that shit easier. Just try to enjoy it in its current diminished text-only state. At least this way you don't have to worry about connection being severed, which you absolutely can't handle. Don't freak her out.
Reminder that James targeted Snape because he knew that he was the only thing standing between himself and Lily Evans. Had Snape been less of an incel he might have been able to tap that ginger pussy.
The text implies that Sirius was actually the one to go after Snape first, which makes sense since his entire personality is "I hate my famil- I mean I hate dark wizards". Sirius is also described as being immensely attractive in his youth. James was literally just an unremarkable henchman at his side.
James definitely let his friends frick Lily. Even Peter. You know what? Especially Peter. He hated Snape so much that he took his childhood crush, nutted her uo, and bawdted her out. Human and animal forms.
The morons held their bromance above everything else in their lives, so I wondered about that myself. They'd never frick their friend's girl without them knowing. But maybe they all shared the bawd, actually. Maybe they all got to cum inside the Muggle b***h, even Wormtail.
>falls in love with muggle born witch >she falls in love with someone else >join group that wants to ethnically cleanse the wizarding world of mudbloods
Slytherincels?
James Potter actually had a tiny penis and Harry's real biological dad is Sirius, as Lily was a hotwife.
This is why Sirius has so much fatherly affection for Harry, because he is his dad.
Also true.
But James was not gay so being their bull while maintaining eye contact and making him clean up the mess was the closest he could ever get to fricking him. Tragic.
Fair point, but he was capable of rather impressive stuff when it was required of him. When he faked his death, he succeeded in framing Sirius for it, and in the process, with a single spell, destroyed an entire street and killed several people.
>Spends 7 books and 8 movies being a massive homosexual that pussies out of every confrontation and loses fistfights to girls. >Still the most lusted after character by fangirls
How does he do it?
Who would have guessed that he would age worse than Neville. Aged the worst out of all of the main actors. Looks like he's dying in recent appearances.
Snape rejected her by embracing hatred and intolerance. Lily only started dating James in their 7th year. Snape was already a borderline death eater by that point
>harry.... i'm sorry for bullying you and doing everything i can to make your life miserable for the last 7 years.................... >it's just............... well i love your mother and you have her eyes.......... and i'd do anything to cherish her memory................. >but you see your dad called me snivellus..... so i sorta forgot about loving your mother for 6 books......... >please understand....... hopefully some random shoe horned in flashbacks will help you see how i've actually been a good guy all along........................
Snape loved Lily and protected Harry for her sake. That doesn't mean he had to like him, and he genuinely did hate him, because Harry genuinely did inherit a lot of very unpleasant character traits from his father. As far as heroes go, Harry is kind of an butthole.
This. Imagine having promised to protect the boy who, with each passing year, starts to look so very much like the person who bullied you, and in your mind took away the woman who mattered most to you. you'd probably do it out of love for that woman, but there's a limit...
It's because the whole series is a hidden cuck fantasy that the author wanted to experience but couldn't (or maybe she could but i'm not going to bother lookin it up).
>also remember to never experiment with poly juice potion. You may think it is fun to pretend to be a woman but you might get addicted to it in the end
Except neither he or anyone else ever claimed he was a good guy, he was always a selfish butthole that did the right thing for the "wrong" reasons, and thats why he is complex and cool unlike the other cookie cutter characters. Only Snape and Dumbledore feel like actual high IQ people. Even Voldemort is a literal moron.
Meanwhile Albus dedicated his entire life on a vendetta for the one outcast student that he didnt get to "collect" (molest)
haha I’m pretty sure, like 66% sure (or so haha) that it was actually me lul but I get it, you think it’s pretty good (it is pretty funny, probably my best) but yerrr, I guess you can pretend to be me on the internet if that makes you happy ok 😉
>t. messrs moony, wormtail, padfoot and prongs
STOP being a fricking BULLY c**t or I will GLASS you
snape is a fricking white knight and a hero who treats women with more respect than you could be capable of in your entire LIFE you sick FRICK
He was a beta orbiter
Women want to be desired by chad (james) but also desired by creepy devoted betas (snape)
My gf shows me the texts she gets from the various betas she hasn't blocked in bed sometimes >t. 6'3 with "the body of an actual model" btw
Rowling hates men who are self motivated. Makes sense that she would elevate a beta orbiter to sainthood
She also hates(or hated) feminen. Every girly girl is treated like shit. They end up either eating shit or mangled. Only one who ends up fine is french b***h. But everyone is treating her like shit. But she is redeemded by becoming wife and mother.
Yes very much sir, redeemed she was
> Rowling hates men who are self motivated.
Source?
She's a third wave feminist
he was technically an escortcel, not an incel
but she did like him.
they had a closer connection than she had with Harry's twat dad
Lmao. James was a chad. Snape was not. Don’t cover complicate things. Even if Snape hadn’t called her a slur that one time Lily would have eventually jumped on his wiener.
If anything Snape calling her a mudblood turned her on
james was a rich normie, snape was just autistic
>James was a chad
He was a loser who died
Presumably Snape could have killed him at that point as he had become a powerful death eater
Lupin and Sirius were probably stronger than him as well just based on context from the series
He was a weakling who bullied people probably to cope with that and then got domesticated by a woman and died
He did nothing else useful or important not a chad
James not only fricked Lily, but that she liked him haunted Snape all his life. James dicked Lily so good that it literally ruined Snape's entire life. You can try to elevate Snape all you want, but Lily loved the child James' dick and balls gave her so much that it nigh-destroyed the Dark Lord whose dick Snape sucked. James nutted in Lily so good that it ultimately triumphed over evil. Snape nutted into his socks his entire life and died crying. There is no limit to the level of cucking James dealt Snape.
and he got basically killed by a snake as well, a living cum sock.
Snape was not just "a powerful death eater", he was perhaps the most talented wizard of his generation, basically just one step below Dumbledore and Voldemort. Spellcrafting is apparently really hard to do and the guy was just creating new powerful spells left and right while still in school, while simultaneously being an unparalleled potions and dark arts genius. He's explicitly described as having known more magic in his first year than the average seventh year student.
Sirius successfully duelled Dolohov for a while, and Dolohov is considered a powerful death eater, so Sirius is probably pretty good. Lupin dies to the aforementioned Dolohov so he was probably just a passable fighter.
We have little to no information on James' fighting prowess, but he does seem to have died to Voldemort literally before he got to do anything, and in the middle of a sentence. Granted, he didn't have his wand on him at the time, but even just that shows just how moronic he was, and even Voldemort remarks on it.
So it does indeed seem that James was the weakest of the bunch. I guess you could argue that Wormtail was worse, but I'm not actually sure.
ig james was just average at everything except for flying but pretty accurate rankings
>invents the vivisection spell
>never even once uses it on the Marauders
Snape was too nice to them
He didn’t want to hurt Lily’s crush.
No Sirius and James were both prodigies, Lupin was decent/good and Wormtail needed "much help" to become an Animagi.
But Snape was still S tier only below the SS tier that was Dumby, Voldy and Grindelwald.
Bellatrix was also considered incredibly gifted so she MIGHT be on the same level.
Sirius and James were both prodigies but clearly not that powerful compared to the heavy hitters. There are a lot of mid to high tier wizards like McGonagall, Slughorn, Kingsley and so on but they dont seem to be standout powerful in the way that the ones mentioned.
How come no wizard has gone on a serial killing spree killing random muggles? Who would notice?
Hunting Muggles is basically what the Death Eaters did for fun and to unwind during Voldemort's ascent.
The Ministry would catch on and Aurors would arrest them.
Yeah until he called her a Black person in front of the whole school
>Your best friend starts dating the guy who spent years abusing you
>Somehow you're the irrational one because you called her a naughty word
James and Lily Potter were vermin.
Haha he's literally me...
They will learn
impertinent reference but I appreciate it
Is this still from this shitty Hallmark-style movie? It was on TV on a couple of days ago, couldn't stomach it despite based Tom Pelphrey.
The things he must have done with polyjuice and forget spell...
Snape was a chad in his own right. He could take on 4 animagi without losing so consistently that Sirius just straight up tried to murder him that one time.
not rong ; Snape was the true chad of it all.
That shit is gay. The only thing that matters is getting pussy.
accurate
I still rock this hair even though my face doesn't suit it
Patron saint of Cinemaphile
Except he didn't. He simped like a cuck and gave his life away to raise the offspring of Chad
>shower
>wash and cut hair
>stop saying the wizard n-word
if he had done literally just three things he could have had that prime mudblood pussy on speed dial
>just don't be yourself bro
nta but what you autists don't understand about that phrase is that it implies a person with a healthy mindset will express themselves in a healthy way. if you love yourself and others you'll naturally want to take care of yourself, and you won't want to call people hurtful names. these things generally make you likable and even attractive. if you express yourself as an angry and bitter autist, then naturally you will be seen as that.
>be yourself as long as you fall in line and are complicit in all social norms and are not yourself
Maybe stop being such a chud sperg then
so don't be yourself then
I accept your concession
So don't be yourself then, got it
So many buzzwords. Yer an NPC harry
if yourself is a greasy repulsive loser then indeed don't be yourself
Asking for a friend:
A girl from college started showing him interest. It was his first time and he was caught off guard so he started catching feelings. Ffw turns out the girl is in couple and hide it. Said friend did everything for her (listen to her problems, helped her financially, gifts...) and she did barely nothing and sometimes she would ghost him and would go insane and depressed and when she ghosted long enough and the friend was too tired to finally replied, she would come back and show extra attention before repeating the ghosting cycle. Also know they're only texting because they're not in the same college anymore and she would find every excuse to not hang out with said friend.
What should he do?
>helped her financially
he should probably kill himself. also if someone keeps ghosting you and you still talk/help them then the only moron in that situation is you
There's nothing to be done, honestly. Consider this relationship a dead end, but don't do the normie thing by cutting her off completely, because she'll be on your m- your friend's mind 24/7 and no time does not make that shit easier. Just try to enjoy it in its current diminished text-only state. At least this way you don't have to worry about connection being severed, which you absolutely can't handle. Don't freak her out.
>Asking for a friend
Yeah, right.
Cut off contact with that manipulative prostitute immediately you moron.
He could try having at least a millimeter of dignity on himself for a change.
wow literally me
Reminder that James targeted Snape because he knew that he was the only thing standing between himself and Lily Evans. Had Snape been less of an incel he might have been able to tap that ginger pussy.
The text implies that Sirius was actually the one to go after Snape first, which makes sense since his entire personality is "I hate my famil- I mean I hate dark wizards". Sirius is also described as being immensely attractive in his youth. James was literally just an unremarkable henchman at his side.
Makes sense since James was one shotted by Voldemort while Snape could have arguably gone a couple rounds with him. Lily chose poorly.
Funny because Lily and Sirius apparently were quite close. Perhaps James was just getting sloppy seconds
James definitely let his friends frick Lily. Even Peter. You know what? Especially Peter. He hated Snape so much that he took his childhood crush, nutted her uo, and bawdted her out. Human and animal forms.
Would explain why Snape wanted to see all then die horribly, even as an adult.
>a werewolf
>a dog
>a stag
>a rat
>a prostitute
Imagine the possibilities
The morons held their bromance above everything else in their lives, so I wondered about that myself. They'd never frick their friend's girl without them knowing. But maybe they all shared the bawd, actually. Maybe they all got to cum inside the Muggle b***h, even Wormtail.
I'm about a third of the way on this. Hopefully a giant snake bites me to death sooner rather than later.
>falls in love with muggle born witch
>she falls in love with someone else
>join group that wants to ethnically cleanse the wizarding world of mudbloods
Slytherincels?
Literally me
always
James Potter actually had a tiny penis and Harry's real biological dad is Sirius, as Lily was a hotwife.
This is why Sirius has so much fatherly affection for Harry, because he is his dad.
sirius was unironically gay and had feelings for james
Also true.
But James was not gay so being their bull while maintaining eye contact and making him clean up the mess was the closest he could ever get to fricking him. Tragic.
Harry was probably conceived while they were Eiffel Tower-ing Lily. Sirius was probably trying to lean for a kiss when he came
>Lily was actually a prostitute!
Snapecels are out in force today
>Draco
>Wormtail
Which was the bigger coward?
Draco, of course. Wormtail cut off his own hand, remember?
Wormtail was more depraved in his cowardice. He was willing to do anything to be protected by power.
Fair point, but he was capable of rather impressive stuff when it was required of him. When he faked his death, he succeeded in framing Sirius for it, and in the process, with a single spell, destroyed an entire street and killed several people.
A story can't have one incel-adjacent character without half this board losing their minds. You guys really are losers.
Rowling could have at least given Snape a FWB.
Snape died a virgin.
>Spends 7 books and 8 movies being a massive homosexual that pussies out of every confrontation and loses fistfights to girls.
>Still the most lusted after character by fangirls
How does he do it?
Who would have guessed that he would age worse than Neville. Aged the worst out of all of the main actors. Looks like he's dying in recent appearances.
>rich
>'i could fix him'
>rich
They head cannon and Fandom him into being the real hero and the real chosen one and shit.
by being a blonde white male
bongs are cursed
Why even argue about one of the worst movie series of all time?
t. troony
I just don't understand the appeal of harry potter.
It's boring and uninteresting
>not understanding the appeal of cool wizards throwing spells at each other and cozy magic school shenanigans
NGMI
It would be great if it was all those things you said but it's not.
It's made by a woman
One of the number one fantasies they have and ego stroking tactics they do is ensuring they stay on the mind of a guy they rejected
They love this sort of emotional trauma
Snape rejected her by embracing hatred and intolerance. Lily only started dating James in their 7th year. Snape was already a borderline death eater by that point
>went from hating the guy to dating him to marrying him to pumping out his child in about 3 years
Lily was in a hurry
Too bad James was dogshit at dueling though. In a way,Snape won in the end.
It was apparently common at the time, iirc the Weasley parents got married after dating for only a few weeks.
>poor people make poor decisions
wow
To be fair to them, there really is no indication that either of them ever regretted it.
She knew the wall claims all Anglo women.
>goes from fat clumsy nerd to the literal hero
to be fair he did that in real life too
I want him in my pussy
Hoe hoe
Did art intimidate life or did life intimate art????
Neville at the Battle of Hogwarts is the most kino moment in the series.
>harry.... i'm sorry for bullying you and doing everything i can to make your life miserable for the last 7 years....................
>it's just............... well i love your mother and you have her eyes.......... and i'd do anything to cherish her memory.................
>but you see your dad called me snivellus..... so i sorta forgot about loving your mother for 6 books.........
>please understand....... hopefully some random shoe horned in flashbacks will help you see how i've actually been a good guy all along........................
Snape loved Lily and protected Harry for her sake. That doesn't mean he had to like him, and he genuinely did hate him, because Harry genuinely did inherit a lot of very unpleasant character traits from his father. As far as heroes go, Harry is kind of an butthole.
This. Imagine having promised to protect the boy who, with each passing year, starts to look so very much like the person who bullied you, and in your mind took away the woman who mattered most to you. you'd probably do it out of love for that woman, but there's a limit...
It's because the whole series is a hidden cuck fantasy that the author wanted to experience but couldn't (or maybe she could but i'm not going to bother lookin it up).
snape needed to be like a liberal:
make harry think hes trans
give him magic hormones, groom him
start dating him
>also remember to never experiment with poly juice potion. You may think it is fun to pretend to be a woman but you might get addicted to it in the end
Except neither he or anyone else ever claimed he was a good guy, he was always a selfish butthole that did the right thing for the "wrong" reasons, and thats why he is complex and cool unlike the other cookie cutter characters. Only Snape and Dumbledore feel like actual high IQ people. Even Voldemort is a literal moron.
Meanwhile Albus dedicated his entire life on a vendetta for the one outcast student that he didnt get to "collect" (molest)
Snape was like 28 in the first book/movie, bro.
Hogwarts school for simps and cucks.
Women love the idea that they are super unique personalities that there can never ever exist someone like them.
Meanwhile 90% of women are exact copies of each other.
Snep could have found the exact same Angloid woman with the same face and same personality if he went for a night out in Eigerlund.
Lily was unique to some extent in that she had deep red hair and vibrant green eyes, I guess.
Ireland is right next door though.
He was a literal incel and fangirls swooned over him
women are such a meme
I'm like 65% sure I wrote this lol
haha I’m pretty sure, like 66% sure (or so haha) that it was actually me lul but I get it, you think it’s pretty good (it is pretty funny, probably my best) but yerrr, I guess you can pretend to be me on the internet if that makes you happy ok 😉
No, it was definitely me. It's awkard an ESL enough to be me, I'm like 67% sure now and I took advanced numerology
>and she was a good friend
H-hot!
The films humanize him too much, in the books he's a little creep who followed the marauders around trying to get them expelled
>t. messrs moony, wormtail, padfoot and prongs
STOP being a fricking BULLY c**t or I will GLASS you
snape is a fricking white knight and a hero who treats women with more respect than you could be capable of in your entire LIFE you sick FRICK
He was a beta orbiter
Women want to be desired by chad (james) but also desired by creepy devoted betas (snape)
My gf shows me the texts she gets from the various betas she hasn't blocked in bed sometimes
>t. 6'3 with "the body of an actual model" btw