The Girl Next Door

What would you do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have sex with a man

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    walk off a cliff, would probably do less damage to my brain than her rejecting me

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    give her a serving of eggs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tie her up. Get her naked. Take her lingerie and dress up in it in front of her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bros why did he do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does this guy keep getting posted because he looks like woody harrelson or am I missing something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his son found his these pictures of him on his pc and then he killed his son.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think this is the guy that was a high ranking officer in the canadian armed forced lol

      >a fricking leaf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was a colonel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does he look upset?
      if he doesn't enjoy crossdressing, then why does he keep doing it?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is so sleazy and weird, also the guy who plays riddler in the batman is an incel in this too.
    im never having sex with a woman that is not my wife. im also never getting married because marriage is a scam. also, women OWE me sex.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poop my pants and have sex

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was going to post it
      Women should be euthanized at 26. It's not fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the wall comes for us all..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never likes her ass chin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a cleft chin, and mostly a male trait but some women look good with it like Nikki Reed, Prime Sandra Bullock.
        >t. Chin and glasses coomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      time is so fricking gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow even I feel bad and I fricking hate women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would still frick chubby older Elisha without a day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Without a doubt*

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if made today she would've been Blacked

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if she had gone ful frontal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I often wonder what the frick is wrong with the porn industry when a two second clip of an 18 year old movie is hotter and better looking than whatever shit they put out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They take whatever girl is desperate for for some cash. Doesn't always make for the highest quality. An actress has the benefit of makeup, lighting, better cinematography, and a higher budget.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chronic coomers ruined it by asking +60 minutes scenes with every paraphilia thrown out
        Scenes should last 10 minutes top

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Films are usually shot to be somewhat tasteful and artistic. Most porn is just some shitty cheap camera filming sweaty people have sex. It’s a shame you don’t see porn with Hollywood tier production values.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WowGirls/Ultrafilms is pretty kino
          The shit X-Art did in the early 2010's was too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but the cost difference is huge. They don't need well produced porn, it makes more money to have cheaply produced porn and shoot 4 movies for the time and money it takes to shoot 5 scenes for a quality movie.

        Same with talent; a girl of that quality to do porn is much more expensive than to have her do a movie with some porny themes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Apart from what other anons mentioned it's worth mentioning that movies have a lot of time to set up the characters which makes sex scenes more impactful and believable than the massive breasts chick fricking the pizza guy after 5 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Besides what everyone else said about lighting and it being well filmed. Movies also give you more intimacy than porn does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is she scrubbing the floor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She's a good looking girl
      >Mind if I keep this webm?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God she was gorgeous. Anyways I would reenact Captivity.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >take a hike, bozo. And clean yourself up, will you? *throws a bar of soap at her head*

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS MOVIE A FEW DAYS AGO, THIS GIRL IS FRICKING SURREAL, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, LITERALLY AN ANGEL SENT ON EARTH BY GOD. Thank you for reading my post and have a good day sir.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She poops in 24.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lay her in the missionary position for the sole reason of procreation

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN IT CHLOE
    MY DAUGHTER IS A prostitute

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she'd just laugh at my sub 4 inch dick so i might as well watch her get pounded by a well endowed person of color

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    call her a bawd, turn 360 and walk away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that means you'd be walking straight to her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you ignorant bastard

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take her to church.

    I can save her, bros!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy watching muh movies to care about prostitutes next door. Uncut Gems> sex

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    force her to do anal

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry? And the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pump and dump

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick with full force in mouth, anus and vegana.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a troony.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    illegalize porn ya allah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would probably unironically launch the west into a renaissance age.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >director: luke greenfield
    israeli
    >starring emile hirsch
    israeli
    >and elisha cuthbert
    not israeli, but Canadian, arguably worse

    you idiots have been fooled once again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows porn is made by israelites and so are most hollywood movies what is your point lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fool me again. Please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Hollywood movie made by israelites, yeah fricking right. Get this guy a dunce cap.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I meant the REAL Girl Next Door.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post more webms

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was in some new horror movie this year she looks so old now I didn’t even realize it was her until halfway thru when I looked up who the star was because I knew she seemed vaguely familiar

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