>The girl of your dreams causally appears in front of you in your hour of need
Does this happen in real life often?
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>The girl of your dreams causally appears in front of you in your hour of need
Pretty much. If by that you mean my dog Pickles
a dog is fine too
HOT
White women browse Cinemaphile?
joke's on you I'm black
MODS
no instead you're alone your entire life
>she's 25+ and a doctor
>she's single
literally never happens
Hop onto a dating app in any major city and you'll find a wild amount of single female doctors pushing 30
the frick are you talking about? It's common as frick
Made a hinge profile a few weeks ago, and every woman on it 25+ is some high time demanding career role that loves traveling. So many doctors on there, and all I could think is I would never let a woman be my doctor, so why would I let a doctor woman be my gf?
>every woman on it 25+ is some high time demanding career role that loves traveling
that's just depressing
how are you going to land a decent man when your very existence is making them sad?
Those kinds of women view men as an accessory to their life. They don't want a decent man. They want a handbag to take photos with to make other women jealous.
Theres millions of these women, and because of their high status jobs they expect higher status from the men they date, and there just isnt enough men with same level education as boys/men are doing poorly in academia in the recent 20 years. So they all stay single until their 30's when settle or try to get IVF.
that and men, including high status men, do not care about status but instead youth
it’s a mismatch as these women want similar status men, who don’t want them because in their pursuit of status they’ve aged out of the high status men dating pool unless they date a particularly older man
No, usually you're abandoned when you need them the most.
I don't have one, and even if i did i'm so jaded and disillusioned that i'd rather tell her to piss off and leave me alone
who?
anon, tv shows aren't real
>30 next year
>finally got in shape
>but I'm 30
>virgin
What the frickkkk bross I am unironically going to skip dating 18-25 year old girls and just end up with a hag? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
im the same age as you and all the chicks that are into me are 20-25. women my age want older men too
>all the chicks that are into me
women are easier than ever right now. stop being a loser
Bullshit, I've been ignored/rejected by thousands of women at this point
maybe its because youre an ugly weirdo with no personality
They don't know my personality within 1 second of seeing me and then rejecting me you moron
sucks to be you i guess
Unless you're top 10% then you're always going to be stuck dating tattoo'd single mothers anyways
best of luck
Fricking idiot.
Get off your devices and get out into the real world.
nah, i ain't going out like that, time to get my rizz up fr IWNFSM couldn't be me
Perhaps listen to a bit of Kevin Samuels and be less of a homosexual. Men are not women.
> he didnt just get a prostitute because of some dumbass sense of 'shame'
> instead just ate his own ass for 30 years
> Purchasing sex
Like a smell bad porn magazine
what's this from?
Rush hour
kek, for some reason I saw a meme from Rush Hour this morning.
Thanks, I want to watch it. The pity is that it is only on Disney Plus in my country I think. I guess I'll become Luffy then
The second season of The Bear
black knight with Martin Lawrence
Without a paddle (2004)
>The girl of your dreams
I don't know any women.
>hour of need
Nah bruh he literally gave her a fake number because he didn't want to commit, but ended up doing it anyway and self-sabotaging his relationship
She looks like she could cause me to neglect my responsibilities at a restaurant I own, causing me to get locked in the walk in freezer on opening night.
She's by far the worst character in the show, literally a manic pixie dream girl. Even Sydney has redeeming qualities but not this b***h
I thought this was some sort of AI gender swapped Rami Malek
Is she behind the 2/10?
No that only happens in ASMR
she's so pretty bros
She's mid.
why didn't Carmy just shut the frick up? If his monologue would have been internal, nothing would have been lost, and he'd have a restaurant and a gf. why is he such a moronic manlet?
Because the producers saw how popular the series had became and wanted to create some drama to milk it rather than giving Carmy some character development and ending what was supposed to be a miniseries. I can't wait for season 3 of solve your money problems or the restaurant is done!
Why did Claire call Carmy the moment he was calling the fridge guy at least 3 separate times?
>be a man over 30
>spend hours picking out the perfect pictures and putting as much personality into your Bumble profile as possible
>1 year later
>14 likes
>6 matches
>3 dates
>be a woman over 30
>profile consists of A., 31, [location], a fully blacked out picture and no further info
>1 month later
>500+ likes
>200+ matches
>0 dates because there's always 500 potentially better men to choose from
We are living in a society
>The girl of your dreams causally appears in front of you in your hour of sneed
Happens to me all the time. If it's not happening to you, that's a you problem.
>a girl appearing you in your hour of need
they'd rather pretend you don't exist when you're having a hard time
I wonder what women think about this, female characters behevioir in mkvies, I mean.
Don't usually men get inspired by movie characters; to become like them and try the same things?
Did women also ever try to be so straightforward or just nice like the ones from movies?
Women barely watch movies and often resent other women
Everytime I watch a bunch of movies the women in them are kind and enjoyable to be around but then in reality they are bitter c**ts who are always miserable.
The general consensus among my female friends is that they hate Claire because they think Carmy is hot and want him for themselves. I wish I was kidding.
If you mean appears on my monitor then yeah it happens every night.
Carmy instantly fumbled her for no reason because he's a moron, so yes. This is realistic
>be fat loser (had sex 1 time)
>going to uni at 25
>in class with hottie 18 year old pixie girl
>get oneitis bad
>so depressed I stop eating entirely and just listen to music and stare at ceiling for months
>another girl says "hey u lost so much weight over summer!"
>realize for the first time I'm 60 pounds lighter
>start going to gym but still too embarrassed
>run along river at midnight instead
>lose another 20 pounds
>girls noticing me
>18 year old hottie wants to hang out more
>long story short I get her in bed after about a month of dating
>pixie girl turns into conquered territory and I lose all interest in her
>end up dating the first girl who said I lost weight instead even tho she's not as hot
sometimes even when the magic happens it turns out to be a fantasy.
>tfw don’t get the skinny depression
No.
I suppose once in a blue moon