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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stands in your path
    >gets no respect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >trips the old israeli comedian and hands Patrice an ice cream cone
      Norm Macdonald

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Norms favorite comedian was Patrice Oneal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was Bob Hope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it was Rodney Dangerfield

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but without Norm Macdonald since he’s automatically everyone’s favorite

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mark normand

    louis ck

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally not funny at all i don't even get it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The joke is that the doctor was suggesting cunnilingus to wake her up from a coma but he misunderstood the assignment and stuffed his dick down her throat.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cuck Black person THOUGH

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joan Rivers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joan rivers is pretty funny

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big L

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blows patrice the frick out so hard that he literally went home and died

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait carrot top is trans?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, just a CD, he isn't actually trying to be a woman, he just likes to look like a man dressed as a woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hnnng

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      G'damn....Carrot top needs to get back on them roids'.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan is my favorite stand up comedian. He really understands the craft. There’s only like 300 real comedians in the world like Joe Rogan. It’s pretty crazy if you think about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody can hump a stool like that man and nobody ever will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Him saying that shit to Katt Williams was the hardest second-hand embarrassment I have EVER had in my life. There's just this long fricking silence after, then Katt says "many people take to talking as children, so I am very thankful I get to do it for a living." The nicest possible way to say "you're full of yourself." Good podcast after tho since they immediately veer into "who really built the pyramids?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be that one guy that everyone hates and say Theo is the only funny comedian in that group. whenever it's him 1on1 with Joe, Theo uses puns and wordplay shit that just goes right over joes shiny manlet bald head. theo is funny and he's actually brought down by being affiliated with those idiots.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Shane Gillis is also very funny but I would say not as witty as Theo. As far as off the cuff humor though Shane is very quick and funny.

        Also I have to say most of the LOS guys suck and aren't funny at all. Big Jay is but the rest just sound like your average group of half drunk and baked college kids who think saying "gay" and "moron" make them edgy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Theo has zero wit, he's an absolute hack relying on having a moronic accent to get laughs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, he's funny as hell and he has amazing stories about cajun shit. Tell me a joke right now that you think would be funnier than theo recollecting childhood in louisiana,

            ill wait.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Tell me a joke right now that you think would be funnier than theo recollecting childhood in louisiana,
              sitting alone in a room and doing a fart would make me chuckle about 100x more than whatever is meant to be funny about this

              Every theo 'story':
              "Oh my uncle knew a guy called 'no legs' who actually had three legs and the third one we'd use to catch rats"
              HAHAHAHAAHAHA

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >sitting alone in a room and doing a fart would make me chuckle
                Don't blame us because you're a moron...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                being a moron is funny, unlike Theo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anything is funny to a moron....moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've already called myself moronic bozo, while you haven't done anything apart from be butthurt I don't like your favorite shitty comedian. Gay energy radiates from you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot the
                >"he's dead/in prison now"
                that Theo throws in at the end of basically every childhood story

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yep. It's a very repetitive formula

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched his supposed best standup but it was the same as every other black comedian, wypipo do this black pipo do that. He was no fricking different. didn't smirk or do the white people smile even once.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are a moron. most of his act isnt even about this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you didnt read 2 sentences??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ manletbros, he just gets slammed by a fricking girl...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rich *swallows spit* Vos

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats so funny about Patrice? Maybe it’s an american thing? From what I’ve seen Louis CK and Norm Macdonald are the funniest and it’s not even close.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      he was funnier off the cuff then most comedians are rehearsed. both louis and norm revere patrice btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Whats so funny about Patrice?
      Timing and delivery.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joe list, or his wife Sarah tollemache

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you’re kidding, his wife is utter dogshit.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like big butts and I cannot lie

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Normand

    Joe List

    Anthony Jeselnik

    Greg Giraldo

    Sam Morrill

    John Pinnette

    Jim Gaffigan

    Brian Regan

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    True greatness. Frick you all.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LE WOMEN BAD
    >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that standup and pro wrestling seem to have the exact same fanbases, made up of 90% the brainless underclass proles who eagerly clap at all the slop served to them and then 10% this contingent of the most pretentious and insufferable fart-sniffers you've ever imagined who turn this slop entertainment into a whole cargo cult scientific study that they really believe they've got their fingers on the pulses of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it that
      Because you're a homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's just mediocre men thinking they have an interest

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one troubled brow the crown may rest upon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's eternally based for making the entire edgy male comedy world + Cinemaphile seethe, cry, and shit their pants for years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick just laughed? How dare you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OI NO LAFFING!!! NOI LAFFING AT MOI COMOIDY SHOIW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you even here?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you? To endlessly seethe about Nanette?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Burr in his prime (2005-2014) was his equal

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    World needs more innocent comedy

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