The great debate..
the fact Harry opted for an ugly ginger and let Ronald take Hermione is the biggest retarded move from a fictional character.
Fucking your friends sister is hot as fuck are you a retard?
Doubly so if they're cool with it.
"I'd love to chill out and shoot the shit with you to top gear, but I'd rather chill in and shoot my shit up your sisters quim."
"That's cool mate, we're all responsible, well to do, we're meaning adults here"
"Too right. Gonna go make you more family. With your sister. We'll chill later. Cool"
Anyone seething about this is a guy self inserting as Harry who's mad his self insert didn't get to fuck his waifu
Ginny is supposed to be hot but the secondary casting in this series was awful
the choice is obvious
Ching Cho Chang,do you want to bang?
>HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE CROTCH OF FIRE?
Fucking hell how old is she in this pic lmao
>implying you wouldn't
That's not saying anything, I'd go pretty low
>implying anyone on Cinemaphile has anything resembling standards.
That's a big goblet
Looks like a 50 year old barefoot hippy
This is what happens to women who refuse to use sunblock
shes scottish, they all look like that the second they hit the big 22.
Cho's actress is Scottish as well. I'm actually a little annoyed they made her do that dainty, whispering voice instead of her natural thick fucking brogue as Cho.
too many boys would have a fetish for chink women with scottish accents then. shit is sexy though. I met this very tall chinese girl from australia who had this THICK BRUCE ACCENT.
my dick was diamonds.
She's the same age as me, has tons of money and can afford the best food and supplements, she doens't have to get up at 5:30 to wagecuck every day, yet she looks 10 years older than me and completely worn out. Bong genes are fucking wild.
She didn't merely run into the wall, she demolished every single brick with her face.
Is that one of those megapints I keep hearing about?
You now notice the kitty in the tree
>anons see their first woman without makup
What is this cope?
>women see man without fin and a hair transplant for the first time
me in the tree
Asians > white females
israelite females > all.
>and here's my Asian character, Ching Chong
>wow, JK, you're a genius!
>also here’s my Irish character, Seamus O’Finnigan McPaddy Connelly
>he blows up stuff
Ask her five questions
did you steal Weasley wigs off set?
She looks pretty good though. If she got rid of the dyke haircat she'd look better than all the white roasties
I'm white. White roasties age like shit because they don't take care of their bodies and drink alcohol every day. Chingchong skinmogs every one of them
You do realise most asian women considered hot, have had plastic surgery right?
Not westernised ones. And these surgeries are still better than white women surgeries. Jaw shaving > bogging and buccing
Jaw shaving and eye fold surgery are better than lip filler and botox? LMAO
>she gets to live and the hot sister dies at the beginning
typical israelitellywood. I guess that saved us from her getting smooched by the congoid though.
They're called naggeroids, sweaty.
it depends on what you like
I really don't think living in constant seethe of white women is healthy, or normal for that matter.
>most "Korean" women
There's a difference?
Jesus.. I know the white guys are trying to be nice but that is suicide fuel.
Kek. Yeah, you are buddy, you are.
Damn, bong genes are so potent even the asian one got walled early
Why the ugy haircut?
Why the ugy haircut?
Why the ugy haircut?
Why the ugy haircut?
Why the ugy haircut?
Still better than the other Potter girls
>HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE CROTCH OF FIRE?
The fuck is wrong with anglo women?
Good lord, at that point just go full Bogg.
Evanna isn't anglo
Luck O' the Irish
>The fuck is wrong with anglo women?
anglobros... are chav slampigs any good in bed? maybe they have that going for them at least...
She looks better, to be honest.
The face of a 45 barrister.
would to be 2bh
NO YOU CAN'T! SHE'S OLDER THAN 13 YEARS, NOT WEARING LAYERS OF PERFECT MAKEUP WITH PERFECT LIGHTING! SHE LOOKS LIKE A REAL ADULT WOMAN WITH BLEMISHES AND NOT YOUR FICTIONAL FLAWLESS PHOTOSHOPPED WAIFU! YOU MUST BE REPULSED AND DISGUSTED! WALLED! WAALLLLLEEEDDDDDD!!!!
Don't put you dick in crazy
I'd become a naval super power too if that happened to my childhood sweetheart
>Ching Chong and Ginger Weasley
Bravo Rowling! What a great human being.
She's lazy as fuck. She named all of the Bulgarian characters retarded names like Victor Krum.
Yet another reason why Potter is a great kids book but utterly shits the bed when the books start aiming for an older audience. The silly names and the fact that no aspect of wizard life actually makes sense is fine until the books demand to be taken seriously
I think it gets really bad in the final books when Voldy's guys are throwing death curses and Harry and co are all throwing out stun spells. It's like a bunch of people with machine guns fighting people with tazers. It is a war, but the good guys can't be too violent because it is still, in essence, a book for 7 year olds. It just tries to deal with themes that are quite adult but she lack the nuance to let the themes and the fact that it's a kids' book coexist
> White people: left
> Brown people: right
I, as a fellow brown man (shitalian), am in love with gingers
Are you implying I'm white? Cause I've got a huge thing for brown girls.
As a Serb your implication offends me Giuseppe, I'm a PoC.
Well I'm a Hufflepuff.
Did Harry Potter groom Ginny? He knew her from a young age, she must have been no more than 12 when they first met. He's in a position of power, being famous and adored throughout the entire wizarding world, there's definitely a power dynamic there. I think we have no choice but to assume that Harry Potter deliberately and maliciously groomed Ginny Weasley from a young age to be his dirty little sex pet.
>ching chong and ginger weasel
given how JK Rowling names her characters I think it's obvious Luna Lovegood was the best lay.
>spaced out hippy girl is the best lay
yeah no shit
She was the cutest girl in the world for about two years. Why are Bong genes so unforgiving?
They ain't so bad, Helen Mirren's a bong, nearly 80 and looks better than 95% of non-coastal american women.
Kate has Asian blood
>Helen Mirren's a bong
Helen Mirren is 100% genetically russian, you fucking imbecile
No, her mother is British.
I knew there was a reason I got babushka vibes from her.
Mirren is Russian.
helena mironova is a bong?
England's rate of consanguinity is second only to their cousin Pakistan. Comes from living on an island.
from the 50 people on the mayflower came 300 million modern anericans. now that's next level in-breeding.
no wonder you're now gasping to reproduce with third worlders and utterly muttify yourselves just to avoid complete genetic collapse
Wow, that's dedication! Always thought Americans look inbred and grotesque.
Wasn't this the real great debate?
nicer tits on Emma but Bonnie had the better leaks
I would unironically not have sex with either of these women. Yes I am gay
Why the fuck have I never seen this before? Is there more?
there's a LOT more, just look up their leaks m8
These women were supposed to be considered attractive but they both look like trans to me. Has this board fucked my mind or are they really that ugly?
They look trans? Really?
They have a fairly androgynous appearance as well as being fairly skinny and don't really have the typical curves you would associate with adult women (Ginny's actress is especially flat chested). Fairly light make-up and short nails without any polish aren't doing them any favours in that regard since it reduces the sexual dimorphism rather than make it more prominent. Their outfits are fairly sexual (Ginny's actress moreso than Emma - but neither of them are wearing something that would be worn in public) which you may be associating with trans because of how much those people tend to emphasize sexuality in their appearance.
4chak rotted ur mind friend
You're an obsessed frog posting pollard that's why. They just look like older white women aging out of reproductive prime. You're also probably a virgin and you wouldn't ne able to get it up without porn.
>they both look like trans to me.
>Has this board fucked my mind
Yes, you fucking retard. A normal person wouldn't even begin to think shit like that. I've noticed so many anons see trannies everywhere, probably because they're jerking to them and have shame about it.
>These women were supposed to be considered attractive but they both look like trans
that isn't mutually exclusive anon
Pic on the right was taken for Big Harv.
the guy on the right looks better
there are a limited and ever decreasing number of redheads, and about a billion asian women. there’s your answer.
>cuts the gordian knot
The only correct decision
> red head character
>she's named ginger weasel
Always should have been Romilda Vane. Yes I know she was miscast as Triss, though.
>even considering someone who'd slip you a magical roofie
Neither. He should have looked for someone who was his equal and shared his interests.
Cho is a generic asian girl who he thought looked hot. Every actual interaction with her was awkward.
Ginny was a obsessive stalker who liked him because he is famous and saved her from a giant snake once.
But he never really bothered to look for a partner. He just hooked up with Ginny because she happened to be around.
>write asian and redhead love interests
>name them ching chong and ginger weaselly
Cho didn't hit the wall as hard as Ginny
What does she look like now?
This is her last post on instagram.
Then I agree with
Slytherin GF now
>she named her kid Elio Ocean Wright Lococo
what debate? That souless freak daywalker can not compete.
>no tsundere slytherin gf
yes that is a cute WITCH and the GREATEST WITCH in HOGWARTS, with a cute FLAT chest and a perky TAUT ass.
and a very feminine penis?
>As he stretched his legs through the Great Hall, Harry caught sight of Ginny holding hands with Dean Thomas. He felt a pang of jealousy and again wondered who he should take to the Yule Ball.
>"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harry's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will."
>"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to.
>"Miscegenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean that I don't care for the future of the white race. Heil Hitler."
>"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying.
>A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom.
>Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary Aryan.
"To all Gryffindors... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!"
Dumbledore fixes his eyes on the Slytherin table, completely ignoring Ravenclaw and the other one
"Now Slytherin... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!"
the Slytherins are cautious. Dumbledore usually follows up a praise with some humiliation and injustice
"Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its Muggle origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, children, shuffle into it now. You too, Snape*
the Slytherins flood into the room, some cautious and some excited
Dumbledore slams the door shut and enchants it to be locked and airtight. He turns to the other houses
"And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Slytherins shall all experience and you all won't?*
"...Why, it's... DEATH! FUCK SLYTHERIN! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE SLYTHERIN MENACE BEGINS NOW! PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, YES, WELL DONE, SLYTHERIN! WELL DO E SLYTHERIN FOR DYING SO WELL! SIX MILLION POINTS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!"
as Dumbledore's mouth foams during his blood-crazed tirade, the hall erupts into applause and a massive, inter-house orgy ensues. The Slytherins begin dying in the gas chamber. As Malfoy chokes on his own blood, Harry proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy
Dumbledore looks on with pride
*Years later Harry Potter tells recounts these events to his son, Albus, at bedtime, with Ginny smiling warmly at the memory.
"And that's how Dumbledore exterminated the Slytherin scum. HEIL GODRIC! Dumbledore truly was the greatest headmaster of them all, and a good friend"
Not the fucking chink thats for sure, and I dont even like ginger girls, most of them look like clowns or monkeys
>not choosing the French witch with the tit-hat
Made for Weasley cock
>girl can't stop riding Harry's dick and demanding he creampie her
>name her Nympho
I vote 4 Ching Chong.
Draco is best girl.
it's okay for you to be gay, but with respect, you don't get to be part of the debate
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