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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one that doesn't exist to suck off Poochie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >went against destiny
        >the villains die regardless thanks to ATSV logic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movie secondaries have no fricking clue what Spider-Man is like
        Ah so that's how these movies keep getting such high review scores. Imagine saying "that we know of" while only having seen/read less than 1% of the character's total material.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Peter and Miles are the only
        >the only
        Of course they're the only ones, are there more movies about this that we don't know about?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but if the villains in No Way Home got sent back to the moment they got pulled from they're all going to die anyway.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Way Home was absolute trash. I haven't seen Across the Spider-Verse and don't plan to because the premise sounds just as bad as NWH.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the Across the Spider-verse movie is much dumber. It was very stretched out for a paper-thin plot that just abruptly ends for a part 2 in the 3rd movie. All build up and no climax to the story. I've seen many trilogies do this much better so I can't forgive a movie for doing a part 2 so poorly. Only go if you want to see the visuals. I didn't forgive No Way Home for making people act dumb so the plot can move along and I wasn't going to forgive it here either.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NWH since it’s a complete movie.
    Need Beyond Spiderverse to really judge Across.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NWH is like Endgame: Almost entirely fueled by fan service and can’t really stand on its own.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of ATSV

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like it or not, ATSV's plot is much more smarter and coherent than NWH.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO

          I'd say No Way Home's plot is a little more contrived. Not to say Spider-Verse is Shakespeare, but No Way Home's plot requires Peter and Strange to go full moron to happen, vs the Spider-Verse stories which ultimately deal with the fallout of the actions of villains who really wouldn't care as much about collateral damage in getting what they want. I think MCU Spidey needed a villain from his world to kickstart the chaos and make things more personal. Tobey's Green Goblin killing Holland's Aunt May just felt wrong. Even if Peter still needs to be a little naive in trusting someone who could solve his problem with world-breaking power but ulterior motives, I think that would have improved the movie. The MCU Spider-Man movies have an Avenger quota though, so it probably had to be Strange.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No Way Home's plot requires Peter and Strange to go full moron to happen
            ATSV's plot requires every single Spider-Man to go full moron and also pic related

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ATSV's plot requires every single Spider-Man to go full moron
              The way their universe works with the canon concept may be full moron, but the characters themselves are just trying to deal with it. They aren't the cause. I have an easier time accepting that their universe is ridiculous and they're trying to damage control amid the fallout of that ridiculousness. I don't actually see any of the spiders as dumb or even villainous.

              >Tobey's Green Goblin killing Holland's Aunt May just felt wrong
              The ending of No Way Home was intended to sever everything connecting Tom Holland's Spider-Man to the MCU. The entire supporting cast had to go so Sony could have a clean slate for the next movie.

              >The ending of No Way Home was intended to sever everything connecting Tom Holland's Spider-Man to the MCU. The entire supporting cast had to go so Sony could have a clean slate for the next movie.
              I get why they did it, I just wasn't a fan. I've always had mixed feelings about the effect the Sony-Disney partnership has on these movies. Of course this is an extreme example and by and large it's Sony's doing, but it's all to navigate around that business relationship.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              All those points were answered in a previous thread. Simple search on the archive too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because they were technically answered doesn't mean they were actually answered

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The call up Lord and Miller because that's the only way you'll get "actual" answers. Frick's sake.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So plot holes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No because they could have answers.
                >inb4 "But they don't"
                You don't know that until you call up Lord and Miller.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care for any answers they might have they failed to put in the movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or answers you can't piece together because you seem to lack critical thinking skills or even a basic standard of logic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tobey's Green Goblin killing Holland's Aunt May just felt wrong
            The ending of No Way Home was intended to sever everything connecting Tom Holland's Spider-Man to the MCU. The entire supporting cast had to go so Sony could have a clean slate for the next movie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >american IQ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, ATSV.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom one is an actual 3 act movie with a fricking ending
    spiderverse nobody in my cinema knew if the movie ended or not and they sat for 5 minutes watching credits expecting for it to keep going somehow

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AtSV is half a movie, so it gets half a score, the other half to be determined next year. That said, I had more fun watching it than NWH. It's something I could see myself watching again (if Beyond is at least as good). Meanwhile, I think I'm good on NWH. The only thing I could really see myself going back and watching over are the Goblin scenes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You enjoyed the death cult that much huh

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would The 3 Peters deal with Miguel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well seeing in normal Spider-Man logic the act of salvation is something that Peter's can universally agree on and isn't just exclusive to Miles. Be a lot less conflict.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahaha what “debate”?
    NWH is a soulless tik tok compilation, it doesn’t have an ounce of passion put into it. Like all MCU trash it looks like network tv.

    ATSV is an actual motion picture with care put into it, and it’s hitting a cultural zeitgeist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I mixed those up, fixed post:

      ATSV is a soulless tik tok compilation, it doesn’t have an ounce of passion put into it. Like all MCU trash it looks like network tv.

      NWH is an actual motion picture with care put into it, and it’s hitting a cultural zeitgeist.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the non-autistic people enjoyed both of them, moron.

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