I am Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. One night about ten or fifteen years ago, Ginsburg said she had a movie we all needed to see. This was an unusual request because, while we had movie nights every Tuesday, Thursday and alternating Saturdays, Ruth was an ornery woman and she never liked to associate with the rest of us unless it was specifically for work. She said her granddaughter had told her about a film she’d seen, and I could tell by the look in her eyes that she had been shaken. We got together in the Supreme Court screening room and she popped in the DVD. It was the movie Saw. We watched the entire thing, then we watched it again three more times. We were shook.
We decided to go home and treat it as a case. The thing which disturbs me to this day is that in spite of our combined centuries of legal experience, we could not find a single way to legally charge Jigsaw. It simply could not be done. He committed the perfect crime and what’s more, he did it multiple times over.
I only hope that no psycho uses these movies as a road map because if they did… We’ll, God help us all. God help every one of us. The justice system would be powerless against them.
It's true. Not only can Kramer not be charged with anything, he actually has the moral (and legal) high ground. Its actually his "victims" that were in the wrong.
>for the last near decade, you have went to a korean macrame website >you posted lust provoking images, an then asked irrelevant, off topic questions >in five seconds, your balls will explode
I rewatched the first one and my god Cary Elwes gives a terrible performance. I remember even knowing it was a bad performance as a kid, and I was completely ignorant about that shit.
>For years you've behind internet anonymity, posting racial slurs in any thread and then switching airplane mode on and off again to do it again in another thread.
My brother is a former retired set designer on the Saw films. He said that there were multiple legal experts on set at all times and sometimes even in the writing rooms to make sure that anything Jigsaw did was lawful so the police in the films would be powerless to stop him. A lot of people don’t realize the effort that went into his character
Dude, stop fricking lying. There was no Jigsaw meme. It didn’t happen. It never happened. I’ve never seen it happen once. 4plebs could not easily disprove this in 10 seconds because the threads NEVER exosted
Imagine being angry at jigsaw threads. If you weren't mad at Oppenheimer, Barbie, Mario, or capeshit threads being constantly spammed then gtfo. At least with Saw, the franchise is entertaining and produces top tier memes.
>I might want to shoot myself
Do it homosexual lol, what are you waiting for? Too pussy? >it has nothing to do with being new. You couldn't be more wrong about that part.
Oh ok lmfaoo I'll take your word for it newhomosexual
9 months ago
Anonymous
kys
9 months ago
Anonymous
You didn't answer my question, newhomosexual, why haven't you pulled the trigger?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Because I'm getting some nice Asian women for lunch so I don't feel like it.
>Hello, anon. I want to shill a movie. In front of you, lies a thread about an upcoming movie with a shitty repeated OP that'll nevertheless guarantee hundreds of replies. If you bump our thread, doing free labor for us, you might get some of them for yourself. But if you take too long, it'll be deleted and you'll forever regret not getting those easy (You)s. Post or leave. Make your choice.
>I do not consent to this >I am not here of my own free will >I do not wish to participate >If any harm comes to me it is assault and beyond that murder >none of this is my own decision / will / intention >release me, I have no desire to play your game, you have kidnapped me
yes but the police would not have found out about it if not for the illegal search and attempted murder. Evidence obtained illegally is not admissible in court
Let's be real, booby trap laws are fricking moronic. If someone breaks into your property you should have the right to maim or kill them. Some kid isn't going to innocently break into my secured property, I know some Black personish thug would.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I hear you but I don't think this is a sound legal defense.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah well, it should be. It's like the people making these laws know nothing of ethics.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>house catches fire while you're away >firefighters need to put it out to save your property and protect the area >killed by your shotgun trap
I see what you're saying but its not a great idea
9 months ago
Anonymous
Just make it so you forfeit the right to government emergency services if you subscribe to booby traps as a security method.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I think it's more about emergency services and such, along with people probably being incompetent at setting the traps and killing themselves/others by accident. If you have a heart attack and the paramedics rush in there only to get shotgunned because you hadn't had time to disarm the trap yet it's just a waste of life all around.
for years you haven't seasoned your good, in front of you are 3 knorr stockpots. fish, beef and chicken. the dish in front of you is a Harveys classic.
Why is he dressed like this at the book signing with the fraud claiming to survive his trap? I get that its a flashback but he started killing in his 50s.
>You have spent your whole life sitting in a dark room jerking off to little girl cartoons. >Your masturbation habits have isolated you from the outside world, ruined your relationships, and have been a drain on society >Now you're going to pay the ultimate price >The bucket attached to your balls will slowly begin to fill with water. Drop by drop it will fill with water until it's heavy enough to crash to the floor and rip your balls clean off. >The bucket in front of you acts as a balance. If both buckets are full the mechanism will unlock and free you from your constraints. I've made sure to catheterize you before hand to empty your bladder, so you only have thing at your disposal to fill the bucket >Coom or die, make your choice
Would you make it anon?
ha
I am Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. One night about ten or fifteen years ago, Ginsburg said she had a movie we all needed to see. This was an unusual request because, while we had movie nights every Tuesday, Thursday and alternating Saturdays, Ruth was an ornery woman and she never liked to associate with the rest of us unless it was specifically for work. She said her granddaughter had told her about a film she’d seen, and I could tell by the look in her eyes that she had been shaken. We got together in the Supreme Court screening room and she popped in the DVD. It was the movie Saw. We watched the entire thing, then we watched it again three more times. We were shook.
We decided to go home and treat it as a case. The thing which disturbs me to this day is that in spite of our combined centuries of legal experience, we could not find a single way to legally charge Jigsaw. It simply could not be done. He committed the perfect crime and what’s more, he did it multiple times over.
I only hope that no psycho uses these movies as a road map because if they did… We’ll, God help us all. God help every one of us. The justice system would be powerless against them.
big if true
Justice is both blind and stupid.
It's true. Not only can Kramer not be charged with anything, he actually has the moral (and legal) high ground. Its actually his "victims" that were in the wrong.
>t. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
Couldn't you charge him with kidnapping/abducting/unlawful imprisonment?
No proof and they were free to go at any time
Being chained up?
There was always a release mechanism though. Also again, no proof
>no proof
I have videos of the whole thing
No because the Supreme Court only hears civil cases, not criminal
Just have the legislature branch make it illegal to be named "John Kramer". Checkmate.
Can't prosecute crimes committed before they were made illegal, he would just change his name before the law took effect. Checkmate
>He committed the perfect crime
What crime?
Manslaughter at best but i dont think laughing is even a crime...
I could honestly see a Supreme Court Justice jiggyposting in their spare time
Very cool, thank you Samuel Alito!
The sad part is the number of people that probably believe this is true.
>for the last near decade, you have went to a korean macrame website
>you posted lust provoking images, an then asked irrelevant, off topic questions
>in five seconds, your balls will explode
>have went
jiggy isn't a dumb-dumb
>Have Went? HAVE WENT?
>HA HA HA HA
>YOU'R NOT JIGSAW!!! YOU'RE NOT JIGSAW b***h!!!!
how do you respond without sounding mad?
I rewatched the first one and my god Cary Elwes gives a terrible performance. I remember even knowing it was a bad performance as a kid, and I was completely ignorant about that shit.
nigsaw
>For years you've behind internet anonymity, posting racial slurs in any thread and then switching airplane mode on and off again to do it again in another thread.
That's not me feds visit me monthly
>and then switching airplane mode on and off again to do it again in another thread.
Kek I'm not the only one who found that
This thread? Again?
tick...tock...tick...tock...
What do you think about this pizza?
It's fricking R A W
>*YYYYEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW*
My brother is a former retired set designer on the Saw films. He said that there were multiple legal experts on set at all times and sometimes even in the writing rooms to make sure that anything Jigsaw did was lawful so the police in the films would be powerless to stop him. A lot of people don’t realize the effort that went into his character
>constant Jigsaw thread #12839 before the new movie comes out
I didn’t even know there was a new movie. Jiggy threads are just some of my favorites
They LITERALLY started making these threads 24/7 after the movie its official release date
If I even watch it I'll just pirate it, get fricked shills
Are you telling me there were no Jigsaw threads prior to the last couple weeks?
Just ignore the newhomosexuals Anon, he's made his choice
Yes?
Clearly you've never been on Cinemaphile before
I’ve been here all summer, NOGGER
Cope
they were some shitty "le charges" threads, but now we literally have them 24/7, sometimes more at once at the same time.
Dude, stop fricking lying. There was no Jigsaw meme. It didn’t happen. It never happened. I’ve never seen it happen once. 4plebs could not easily disprove this in 10 seconds because the threads NEVER exosted
Exosted
Imagine being angry at jigsaw threads. If you weren't mad at Oppenheimer, Barbie, Mario, or capeshit threads being constantly spammed then gtfo. At least with Saw, the franchise is entertaining and produces top tier memes.
So much better than Barbenheimer spam though. At least these threads are entertaining
jigsaw posting has been around for years, memes die down and come back constantly
there are no authentic threads on this shithole of a site, moron.
newbie
The charges?
I never shilled anything in my life. I always gave thread readers a choice.
Nice. I hope you're an actual shill that's being witty.
>tfw you'll never get paid to shitpost
Nobody cares moronic newBlack person, put a gun to your head and pull the trigger
I might want to shoot myself but it has nothing to do with being new. You couldn't be more wrong about that part.
>I might want to shoot myself
Do it homosexual lol, what are you waiting for? Too pussy?
>it has nothing to do with being new. You couldn't be more wrong about that part.
Oh ok lmfaoo I'll take your word for it newhomosexual
kys
You didn't answer my question, newhomosexual, why haven't you pulled the trigger?
Because I'm getting some nice Asian women for lunch so I don't feel like it.
Can't be helped I guess.
>Hello, anon. I want to shill a movie. In front of you, lies a thread about an upcoming movie with a shitty repeated OP that'll nevertheless guarantee hundreds of replies. If you bump our thread, doing free labor for us, you might get some of them for yourself. But if you take too long, it'll be deleted and you'll forever regret not getting those easy (You)s. Post or leave. Make your choice.
Brilliant reply. Have a (you)
Laughed out loud
Fricking hell.
I will now go see your movie.
+Black person
FYI, you just buck broke him with that comment. Its Joever for him, nobody knows but him but he will still have to carry that weight.
They are funny tho
>I do not consent to this
>I am not here of my own free will
>I do not wish to participate
>If any harm comes to me it is assault and beyond that murder
>none of this is my own decision / will / intention
>release me, I have no desire to play your game, you have kidnapped me
>he says this while actively trespassing
Good luck kid you're going to the slammer if you make it out
>When you dropped that gum wrapper you may as basically asked to be put in the torso-ripper-upper-o'matic
This guy is just a cringey bitter c**t because he's dying of cancer or whatever.
/thread
can we just spam Manson pics in the infinite shill threads coming up?
>"Guys can we all just do X instead?!" - newbie
No we can't, shut the frick up dumb Black person homosexual and lurk moar
Lel
booby traps are illegal
Please provide an example of a booby trap made by Jigsaw
The shotgun trap that blasted the asian cop
That was an illegal search on Kramer's property where they attempted to kill him unprovoked. It was self defense
It was still a booby trap, you can't set booby traps
yes but the police would not have found out about it if not for the illegal search and attempted murder. Evidence obtained illegally is not admissible in court
Let's be real, booby trap laws are fricking moronic. If someone breaks into your property you should have the right to maim or kill them. Some kid isn't going to innocently break into my secured property, I know some Black personish thug would.
I hear you but I don't think this is a sound legal defense.
Yeah well, it should be. It's like the people making these laws know nothing of ethics.
>house catches fire while you're away
>firefighters need to put it out to save your property and protect the area
>killed by your shotgun trap
I see what you're saying but its not a great idea
Just make it so you forfeit the right to government emergency services if you subscribe to booby traps as a security method.
Yeah, I think it's more about emergency services and such, along with people probably being incompetent at setting the traps and killing themselves/others by accident. If you have a heart attack and the paramedics rush in there only to get shotgunned because you hadn't had time to disarm the trap yet it's just a waste of life all around.
If you broke into a shooting range and jumped in front of the targets would you cry murder?
Don't worry Jiggy. The guy had a choice to survive and it was probably an accident or something.
>still hasn't proved it wasn't rape
It's starting to look pathetic shillgay.
If you don't want your head exploded by my contraption then maybe you should decapitate yourself and move it out of the way
How is Jigsaw alive?
They rebuilt him
Most dishonest movie poster ever.
I thought it was going to be some postapocalyptic movie where people praise him as a god.
>post apocalypse where Jigsaw is a god for some raisin and the state punishes all minor transgressions with traps
sounds kino
i thought the poster was supposed to convey his legacy being “built up” by his followers
how about a Marco Pierre jiggy crossover?
for years you haven't seasoned your good, in front of you are 3 knorr stockpots. fish, beef and chicken. the dish in front of you is a Harveys classic.
choice is yours, live or die.
but he is already there
wow
>smart enough to orchestrate kidnappings and deadly traps
>still got scammed by quack doctors
looks like mr jigsaw not jiggy enough
So heard the new movie is going to be a commentary on the COVID 19 vaccine scandal? Sounds pretty based to me.
>"you forgot to wash your hands after having a piss 20 years ago. that's why you're in my elaborate death-trap."
Jiggenheimer.
This would have convinced me to see Oppenheimer. Releasing with Barbie was a mistake
>CGI deaging is too expensive, why don’t we just slap a baseball cap on Tobian and call it a day?
Soul
Why is he dressed like this at the book signing with the fraud claiming to survive his trap? I get that its a flashback but he started killing in his 50s.
hold the frick on. are you telling me he's supposed to be young in this shot
>You have spent your whole life sitting in a dark room jerking off to little girl cartoons.
>Your masturbation habits have isolated you from the outside world, ruined your relationships, and have been a drain on society
>Now you're going to pay the ultimate price
>The bucket attached to your balls will slowly begin to fill with water. Drop by drop it will fill with water until it's heavy enough to crash to the floor and rip your balls clean off.
>The bucket in front of you acts as a balance. If both buckets are full the mechanism will unlock and free you from your constraints. I've made sure to catheterize you before hand to empty your bladder, so you only have thing at your disposal to fill the bucket
>Coom or die, make your choice
Would you make it anon?