The guy lets people live in his kingdom literally rent free.
How is he a bad guy?
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
The guy lets people live in his kingdom literally rent free. How is he a bad guy?
Now he and that girl are living in Cinemaphile's head rent free
It's a new Disney movie and their 100th anniversary celebration. We're allowed to discuss it.
Yes I'm sure ranting and raving about it flopping is meaningful discussion.
Unironically yes.
Not to mention that you yourself aren't adding any meaningful discussion to any of this. You could have just ignored this thread.
Cinemaphile isn't Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, or Cinemaphile. We don't get ten major releases a month. We're also not allowed generals without being moved to /trash/ after 24 hours. Sorry you think a new Disney movie shouldn't be an active time for Cinemaphile posters.
The most you can hope for in life is that people are thinking about... A movie from the biggest entertainment company on Earth (or at least it used to be)
Copium is being sucked straight down the tube
Considering how long Cinemaphile likes to hold on to stuff this will only be more true as time goes on.
You mean stuff like cartoons that are actually good? Quit trying to twist people's psychology around to inflict them with mental illness or I'll hit up the inboxes of Industry people when I see such behavior
No you dummy I'm talking about shit people bring up that are years old. Even worse when it's one anon keeping it going everyday.
That's just more symbolism of people enjoying things from before the latest slop and *shock horror* having individual interests. Keep your anti-autism tactics to yourself
God forbid people discuss an animated movie on the cartoon board.
>Never trust a handsome face
An actual line from the movie
Said by one of the citizens of the multiracial utopia that handsome face created. The level of sociopathy these writers reach is amazing.
That was his mistake, when you invite a bunch of freeloading commies they’ll eventually come and take your shit because they think they deserve it
HE'S MALE AND LIKES TO LOOK AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
And he's always here when you need to vent!
he's a landlord... always evil... even if they don't make you pay bills, just marx says to default hate landlords.
White guy lets people live in a paradise kingdom for free with no fear of starvation, invasion, or oppression. It's a wildly accepting community of all colors, creeds, and disabilities. Brown girl still finds something to be mad about and convinces everyone to revolt.
I feel like this is a metaphor for something...
>women will destroy the economy: the sculpture
I swear they have no idea what this means symbolically
PROSPERITY?
NOT ON MY WATCH
No kings. No gods. No presidents. No CEOs. Horizontal organization of the society only.
That was a marketing stunt, which worked very well, because people like you can't stop talking about it years after it was removed.
>No kings. No gods. No presidents. No CEOs. Horizontal organization of the society only.
Enjoy your immediate collapse into barbarism until a vertically organized group takes you over and imposes a government again.
>That was a marketing stunt
A marketing stunt for who? Wall Street? The general idea of investment? Am I going to start investing in stocks and bonds because of the little girl statue? Do you know what the end goal of marketing is? You can't just say "ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY" for everything and expect it to count.
>A marketing stunt for who?
Harambe
>Unfinished Donkey Kong level.
A specific index fund with the ticker symbol "SHE," run by State Street Global Advisors.
>No kings. No gods. No presidents. No CEOs. Horizontal organization of the society only.
It was tried underwater in the 20s.
>That was a marketing stunt, which worked very well, because people like you can't stop talking about it years after it was removed.
It was a marketing stunt for a female-centric "diverse" index fund, and was removed because "girl stands in way of the economy and halts it," is a stupid implication.
it's a failure of a marketing stunt because everyone just talks about "there's a statue here" and nobody knows they're supposed to invest in the associated index fund
>I feel like this is a metaphor for something...
The first story that made feminists seethe.
>The first story that made feminists seethe.
Gilgamesh made them seethe harder and earlier, has a Thot Goddess almost ruin the world.
>Thot Goddess almost ruin the world.
And her father is actually ashamed of her and apologizes to Gilgamesh. But then there is also a scene where a human thot turns Enkidu into a full human after she took his d for 7 days straight.
>then there is also a scene where a human thot turns Enkidu into a full human after she took his d for 7 days straight.
Not just a thot, a holy prostitute. And she's definitely portrayed positively.
>Not just a thot, a holy prostitute.
I love the story. iI's so wild and has everything in it. From Gilgamesh sleeping with every hot woman in his country to gods nearly killing all humanity, because they are too annoying to a snake snatching the imortality flower right infront of Gilgamesh eyes. It even has an unecessary sequel that plays years after the main story.
>From Gilgamesh sleeping with every hot woman in his country
Demanding to sleep with them, causing such chaos in his his society that his government almost collapses. The ultimate NTR doujin.
>human thot turns Enkidu into a full human after she took his d for 7 days straight.
a horrible mistake he wishes he could undo
>. But then there is also a scene where a human thot turns Enkidu into a full human after she took his d for 7 days straight.
A more complete translation was found, it was actually 14 days of fricking, the first seven weren't enough
Gilgamesh's rejection of Inanna/Ishtar is still one of the sickest burns in all history
Like imagine it
The literal goddess of sex and beauty demands that you frick her
She's also the patron goddess of the city you rule over and it's both your legal and divine duty to frick her
And you say no
Not only you say no, you do it in the form a 5000 word essay where you insult every part of her separately and list all her previous suitors and how their lives got ruined by her
It's not just sacrilege, it's beyond the beyond
And she deserved it because she's a b***h
Reminds me of how #MeToo died out when women realized the men they wanted to attract/use were avoiding them like the plague while the convicted felons
doing road construction still slapped their asses.
>Having to cut out their genitals because it might upset mods
this board is both over-moderated and under-moderated at the same time.
https://files.catbox.moe/ahd8og.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/l7b33a.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ymlnk3.jpg
It kills me how in the song it makes it sound like Magnifico is sleezy for having other people do stuff for him but he's the damn king delegation is a huge part of what they do.
It's a metaphor for capitalism
What would happen to someone's wish bubble if they fullfilled themself during their life?
Apparently everyone is incapable of doing so without the bubble. Which is supposed to be why magnifico is evil. The issue is people gave him the wishes because they didn't think they could do them in the first place.
>The issue is people gave him the wishes because they didn't think they could do them in the first place.
My problem is that some people treat it like he takes away their deepest desires, but then you find out that stuff like "I wish I had the perfect nanny" are also wishes you can give him.
Yeah, for that to actually be their deepest desire means they were incredibly shallow and/or boring.
It deflates the tension
honestly I fail to see how he is the bad guy. If you actualy take his song in considartion he implies that most of the wishes are selfish. Apperantly no-one wishes for something like "I wish the kingdom has once again a good haverst" or some bs
They can all make self-centered wishes, because Magnifico apparently takes care of the basic necessaties without anyone wishing for it.
>How is he a bad guy?
Spaniard
I haven't seen this movie, but based on everything I've read in these threads, I think I could come up with a more elegant plot outline and still tow progressive ideological line.
>Sorcerer grants people's wishes in exchange for their labor and becomes King.
>Girl discovers the Sorcerer isn't actually granting wishes, but using magic to suppress people from ever realizing their dreams by themselves.
>Her dream is so strong, she achieves it without the sorcerer's help, thereby breaking the curse and the people's faith in the sorcerer.
Is that not simpler and still on brand?
It would have been a lot better, yeah
>How is he a bad guy?
Ugh, don't you see how irredeemable he is? He deserves to rot forever in a magic prison.
Considering the world ends up with humans extinct with the goats wish of a metropolis of mammals. I'd say he was right. The hero lost. The dread of everyone, his own wife, cheering and acting smug while hes trapped for eternity watching wishes destroy the world.
He is a straight male. That is all they need for him to be the villain.
I like to think that their country got invaded and conquered soon after, turns out the all powerful wizard king was the only thing keeping the armies of greedy thieves away out of fear.