The guy that Luke should've been
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starwarsgays are the biggest cuckolds in the universe. Just drop the shitty franchise already, bro
Or just enjoy the good stuff that already exists.
OP is embracing the EU though, not Disney canon
>Luke should have been Han Solo with a lightsaber
>EU
Just as bad as Disney, lol.
>Just as bad as Disney, lol.
Not at all. EU had it's stories written much better than Yidsney. For me Kyle Katarn and Jaden Korr are canon.
Kek, for all the faults of modern hollywood, if you've ever read fanfiction you've been truly to the 9 hells of storywriting
>if you've ever read fanfiction you've been truly to the 9 hells of storywriting
Some are actually pretty good and better than a great deal of published fiction.
Half of the new wave of writers in Hollywood today re self admitted fanfic writers. If you admit to enjoying fanfic then you are part of the reason why the slopcup these days hath overflowed
Like I said, some of them are pretty good. I'm not some fricking autist who thinks in extremes.
There's nothing wrong with being a cuckold incel
>I could be out killing stormtroopers.
Seriously. You'd think Luke would be tougher being raised on a shithole desert planet that's basically a planet-wide hood. Or Space Mexico. Gangsters, slavery and the natives kidnap, rape and torture people. They even do human sacrifices on the regular. Shit's like Mad Max always. How the frick is this kid still so bright eyed and naive at the age of 19 having lived in the place he's lived in his whole life?
Because his uncle was a rich ranch owner so Luke was raised in comfort and just sat in his room all day playing with his toy plane any time he wasn't flying his actual plane. How many teenagers do you know that own their own planes?
It was a landspeeder not a plane
IE just a car.
The T16 is an airspeeder, tf do you think he meant when he said he was bullsyeing wamprats
>he was bullseyeing womp rats
He never said that.
You sure that plane wasn't just the Star Wars equivalent of a crop duster?
Kirk in Star Trek '09 is what a Luke who grew up in those conditions would actually be like.
Luke became the founder of the new Jedi order and grew so powerful he could turn micro black holes inside out to destroy organic alien ships.
Yidsneyslop is not canon.
>Luke became the founder of the new Jedi order and grew so powerful he could turn micro black holes inside out to destroy organic alien ships.
It's not about power, dude. It's about character, aesthetics and presence. Han's still cooler than Luke even though he can't use the Force. Same with Boba Fett. Superman's very powerful but people still favor Batman over him.
prick should have never wielded a fricking lightsaber to begin with
In terms of on-screen presence, Jason Court easily mogs Mark Hamill.
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Kyle Katarn, star of the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games.
But that's a different character altogether..
Congratulations, you're autistic.
That’s not Ganner
QRD?