The hate was overblown, it wasn't totally unwatchable, but they could easily cut 30 minutes of this film and it would have been way better

The hate was overblown, it wasn't totally unwatchable, but they could easily cut 30 minutes of this film and it would have been way better

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it’s a decent flick. Honestly could’ve been on par with the rest of them if Spielberg directed it instead of the literal who.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The director isn't even that bad, he's made some kino over the years like 3:10 to Yuma, Logan and Ford vs Ferrari

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie isn't even bad like KOTCS. It's just bland, boring, and inoffensive. In many ways, that is much worse than simply being bad. There's nothing interesting in this movie outside of the last act. It jumps from one boring set piece to another with none of the expertly directed action of Spielberg. Even the world presented in the movie seems lifeless and dead, there's no vibrancy and soul to any of the settings beyond the ancient Syracuse battle at the end and even that is wasted by having discount Lara Croft knock Indy out before he can even have a proper interaction with Archimedes or make is own decision about staying there. It's a sad whimper of a movie that could have been way better.

      Better than Indy 4 in every aspect.

      >it's bad because the female character is as competent as Indy!!!1

      I watched this on plane flight recently and I liked it. Fun adventure slop.

      no it really is that fricking bad
      the worst thing it has over every other indy movie is its fricking BORING and none of the actors aside from phoebe want to be there
      i’m watching you shills

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie isn't even bad like KOTCS. It's just bland, boring, and inoffensive. In many ways, that is much worse than simply being bad. There's nothing interesting in this movie outside of the last act. It jumps from one boring set piece to another with none of the expertly directed action of Spielberg. Even the world presented in the movie seems lifeless and dead, there's no vibrancy and soul to any of the settings beyond the ancient Syracuse battle at the end and even that is wasted by having discount Lara Croft knock Indy out before he can even have a proper interaction with Archimedes or make is own decision about staying there. It's a sad whimper of a movie that could have been way better.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I give it a try. how much woke was it?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The action scenes were the worst part.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It deserved everything it got

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really bad sub title, really bad

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Indy 4 in every aspect.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >this is white apparently

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks white to me

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Antonio Banderas right at the front of the poster
    >Has like 3 minutes of screentime and then dies

    God I hate this, it would be cute if it was just a camero, but when they're heavily featured in marketing it feels like you're getting duped

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they earned... EARNED every bit of hate.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's bad because the female character is as competent as Indy!!!1

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait. Hope your AIDS kills you slowly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >younger model
          >model

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kennedy is as old as Marion, chud.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            but the israelite b***h they replaced Marion with isn't, stupid

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its bad because for over 2 hours run time there's about 10 minutes of ancient ruins. How the frick you make Indiana Jones movie and give only 1 puzzle traps scene in a dogshit tomb?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the fun adventure kino was short as frick while the action scenes lasted half an hour. I hate modern filmmaking

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            tuk tuk scene was the worst.
            these things are slow as ballsack in the movie they artificially raised stakes making it crazy fast
            now compare that to truck chase form Indy 1. truck wasn't slow but weight made it tough on screen and chase was shorter but much more balanced

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick off Hansdeep Nigelwong, you will never be Italian or Greek or any type of European.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >In this film, they try to make white people look bad
    The main hero is literally white dumbass. I urge you to learn how to view things without collectivising it

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this on plane flight recently and I liked it. Fun adventure slop.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU TRIGGER HAPPY CRACKER

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JIVE TURKEY MOTHER FRICKER

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie hits streaming services
    >Threads suddenly appear
    Holy shilling Dr. Jones!

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The c**t was insufferable

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, but I’m just tired of WWII and simply thinking the Nazis were just nothing other than evil.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >This movie had the same wokeness as the Force Awakens, meaning, it backfired HARD.
    Nothing from TFA backfired, the movie did 2b in box office.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The hate was overblown,

    maybe, but there is really no reason to have a 5th Indy film. 5 films is a weird number to end on. 3 is a trilogy, that's a fine number. Hell four is "ok", but I think is kinda stupid. But 5? Fricking why?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally think 5 feels more competent than 4, not necessarily for Indiana Jones but in general

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was awful.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the action scenes were half as long and not made for people with ADHD it would have been a good movie.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated this chase scene, but this line is her obviously overcompensating. She can barely take care of herself and Indy saves her twice.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that bothered me was like Crystal Skull they showed too much mystery behind the artifact, but at least here the exact time portals were still a mystery. They should've gone back in time, flew above the battle and then back to the present.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hate was absolutely warranted because nobody trusts Lucasfilm's theatrical division anymore after the Sequel Trilogy shitshow. The fact that so many people believed the fake leaks (with Indy dying in the past) just goes to show that.

    Another big thing was it fell into the same trap that the Sequel trilogy, as well as every other franchise revival film of the last 5 to 7 years has done in turning a beloved character into a shell of their former self. Nobody wants to think that Indy had divorced the love of his life and was sulking in some apartment for years after his son died. He was the last guy I'd expect to do that.

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