The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep, one last time!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hmmm...need a name for the horn you hold in your hand...like a hammer or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hmm, need a name for a guy that's shady and untrustworthy
      let's go with grim wormtongue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wormtongue
        pretty sure that's a name he was given by people of the court at Meduseld that didn't like him.
        No one else in Rohan has a last name, they are all called [name] son of [father's name]
        Gríma's father was called Galmod I think, so he'd be introduced as Grima son of Galmod

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was named "Wormtongue" by the people of Rohan, it was a nickname. But you posted anyway, thinking you had a point.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >create a horn that sounds like a massive fart
    Mr Hammerhand was trolling them wasn't he?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to build a fortress
    >The tower of the fort NEEDS to have a frick off huge horn for big braps built into it
    Based Helm

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34, and fart sounds are still the pinnacle of humor to me.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the small detail of dust blowing out of one of the horns. They put so much work into making every miniature look great.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is the best by far but this line goes harder than any other in the trilogy.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the best horn in the series?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the squeling haradrim horn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the intro for the haradrim is burned into my brain, good choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason I love this scene. They spend like a minute showing how the gate functions, with trolls in chains dragging it open while orcbros are lookin down at their haradrimbros coming home. In fact, any scene that involves orcs being more than just cannonfodder is kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those are Easterlings but yeah, always a part that really got me psyched.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit i tend to get them mixed up. I wish we had gotten a few more scenes with the easterlings. I always loved their appearance. Their shields and spears (halberds?) were rad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're in the courtyard after Grond breaks the gates down, it's easy to miss them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              would of been far better to see them in combat against the Gondorians

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dozens of rewatches later and I still find stuff that I missed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              damn you're right

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Barely any scenes with Easterlings
            >No scenes with Khand
            >No scenes with knights of Dol Amroth or any of the other men from Gondor's principalities

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imrahil got robbed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Barely any scenes with Easterlings
                >No scenes with Khand
                >No scenes with knights of Dol Amroth or any of the other men from Gondor's principalities

                I learned about a year or two ago, that this dude is supposed to be Chadmrahil

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, I think that guy is supposed to be the leader of the soldiers who guard the tree, who are never supposed to leave their post. I understand that having Imrahil in the movie would've been a bit daunting for regular audiences. I think it's the same reason they replaced Glorfindel with Arwen as the character who saves Frodo from the Nazgul, it's no use to introduce characters that you're never going to see again with such limited runtime.

                It's funny how modern Mordor is. The orcs have ID numbers, are afraid of being reported to higher authorities, and gripe about the middle management in Lugburz. Actually the Shire is pretty modern, too. It's Rohan and Gondor that are behind the times.

                True, most of the conversations from Orcs remind me of what I've read about WWI -- soldiers refusing to do what they're told, plotting to and actually killing their own leaders, getting reported by their peers, getting court marshalled, and executed (just like Sauron does with Shagrat, for example). It does seem like Tolkien had WWI soldiers in mind when thinking about the orcs. I remember reading somewhere that he mentioned something like "we were all orcs in the WWI battlefields", but I'd have to look that up again since I might be misremembering

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if Tolkein said that. He made his ire known at the WW1 comparisons in his appendices

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, he didn't. But at some point, the quote was widespread enough that there are other people that have seen it, and they were checking whether it was apocryphal.

                http://newboards.theonering.net/forum/gforum/perl/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_printable;post=313378;guest=3952850
                Apparently, it was in the Wikipedia entry for Orcs, and then, eventually, spread to other places, but there was no source for that. In any case, I do think there is a definite influence there, even if it's not stated or as direct as I thought at first.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imrahil got robbed

              Hackson kind of did the whole of Gondor dirty. The only time you really see them being competent is Faramirs rangers ambushing the mumakil

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They could have thrown in some visual references to stuff like the Blackroot Vale archers I guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Orcs are absolutely kino, and I can't stand reddit gays saying that ROP is doing orcs better. The Uruk Hai chapter in the Two Towers book is one of the best in the entire series, imho, as it provides this kind of insight into the orcs, the different kinds, and how their loyalty differs. Grishnakh is definitely a bro, and the moment when Éomer dismounts to fight Uglúk as equals is kino as well.
        Later in the book we get kino stuff again with Gorbag and Shagrat, as well as the very short conversation between the uruk and the tracker when Frodo and Sam are traveling through Mordor. I think that PJ's depiction of orcs was quite good as well, in general. The designs are really cool, and show the difference between Mordor, Isengard, and less organized orcs such as the ones from Moria.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how modern Mordor is. The orcs have ID numbers, are afraid of being reported to higher authorities, and gripe about the middle management in Lugburz. Actually the Shire is pretty modern, too. It's Rohan and Gondor that are behind the times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isengard
      >but my lord there is no such force

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did he not realize there were 10k+ uruks outside before he walked on the balcony? homies were literally yelling their "HAA HOO HAA" chant.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Numenorean sound proofing is legendary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isengard easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Isengaard theme always gets me hyped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boromir and that's not even a contest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only wish we got a kino shot of Boromir's horn stunning all the Uruk-Hai in fear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          would be epic but would also go against how hyped up the uruk were, what with them knowing neither pain nor fear

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if Gimli had been too short to reach the horn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he sat on Legolas shoulders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aragorn would have thrown him

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this bit, but the music choice here is one of the worst in the trilogy. I just really really hate it, such an epic and last roll of the dice scene, ruined by that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pleb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Bridging piece before 'Forth Erolingas' (some sample of Last March of the Ents overlaid on The Nazgûl Attack) is great, but I agree that Forth Erolingas itself isn't.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >theoden sallies out of helms deep
    >the guys left in the throne room without horses get presumably murdered by orcs when he leaves them
    >Gimli just blows a horn and leaves?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sorry but it’s time I admitted it
    Last March of the ents is the best scene in the trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That eternally belongs to the breaking of the fellowship

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A little disappointed that they couldn't find more alliteration there.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread where we post cool screencaps from scenes that you might have missed or overlooked? Here's King Theodens tent where Elrond comes to give Aragorn his sword.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only the king has the resources to take his home with him. Even brought a chest of probably spare clothes. Ironically his real home doesn't seem to have the same level of tapestries and furnishing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Howe and Alan Lee are in this shot, second from left and right respectively.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually surprised I hadn't noticed that by now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's sweet. As an artgay i loved watching the behind the scenes footage of them talking about their concepts and showing them sketching etc. Super talented guys.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"You could sit in that landscape, and see hobbiton. Almost like an overlay in front of your eyes. Alan and I sat down on the hill above bag-end and started to draw because it was the perfect landscape for Hobbiton"
          Imagine sitting down on a beautiful hill sketching some cool hobbit holes, then returning a year later to see the great sets that they built based on your concepts. Watching your drawings turn into reality like that must have been amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I TAKE MY LEAVE

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DESTINATION UNKNOWN

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was his hand a hammer? Wouldn't some sort of percussion instrument be a better tribute to him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's called Hammerhand because he regularly beat dudes to death with his fists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      During a siege of The Hornburg he snuck out in the snow and mist and started blowing his horn and beating in the skulls of the besieging Dunlendings with his bare hands

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hammerfell?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BIG curved swords

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEEEEECOLA

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the hell of handhammer horn shall hammerhorn once more

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw rando orcs are more competent and memorable characters than good guys in modern israeli schlock media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The makeup still looks so fricking good

      Goddamn monster men emoting better than your average Hollywood actress

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    orc bros, anyone listens to Za Frumi ?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FELL DEEDS AWAKE

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