he isnt quite piecing it together that his best stuff is simply streaming and an occasional boxing event.
he needs to can his awful standup, this shitty big brother knockoff, world peace (the magic is gone, no ruse, get over it), just fricking stream and box and it will be more entertaining than 90% of what you are doing now
I think the novelty is gone. S1 you could give a pass for being a shitshow, so it was the first in the series, but S2 was even worse and really exposed Sam and Jet hard. I'm sure it'll still be semi-popular, but it must eat Sam inside that he'll never be considered a real artist.
Sam is in such a weird spot right now he's been acting mad weird on socials, the standup screams midlife crisis. He's still icy with Charles clearly and I bet that looms over him. Gumroad days were better for real. KSTV 2, Ecstacy of Car, Great War, Happy World Daddy, HydeWars are all better than whatever the frick he's doing now
>Gumroad days were better for real. KSTV 2, Ecstacy of Car, Great War, Happy World Daddy, HydeWars are all better than whatever the frick he's doing now
https://kemono.su/gumroad/user/2756737335548
He's funny but I'm not gonna pay him ten bucks to read a chat like he's a washed up MMA fighter Bisping
he did a 180 from goofy white kid to performatively masculine surrogate dad wigger.
that's why he's always sucking on cigars, doing TRT, boxing poorly, and driving pickup trucks like a Black person.
it's the overcorrected aesthetic of manhood without the substance of character. no different than the beard oil gays he makes fun of.
notice that he never said "swag", "mad" (as in "very"), "phat", or "dope" before hiring jet, bic, joeyy, etc.
now he does wiggerspeak nonstop.
when was the last time he did something funny?
nick has really shown that he's the best of the trio, although some of the wigger had rubbed off on him.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/B1fOf5tLqHAO4dnf5IlkBw/ >antibaskingay really is a sam hyde cultist
LMAO I thought the baskinschizos were just making up random shit to give their meme "lore."
do y'all think any variation of the "basement story" was true? there were differing details and they're all funny
>jet jacks off to IG models every night in the basement and thinks nobody else notices >strike three >summer was raped >sam yelling at josie >vance cried >jet walked in on bex changing clothes on purpose
I think the novelty is gone. S1 you could give a pass for being a shitshow, so it was the first in the series, but S2 was even worse and really exposed Sam and Jet hard. I'm sure it'll still be semi-popular, but it must eat Sam inside that he'll never be considered a real artist.
Neptroon is too busy sucking troony wiener to edit videos or think of a good narrative for the season.
she's a real woman and ur not lol
troony farms is literally a Sam Hyde circle jerk enclave now, most of the "people" that post in his threads went to his standup trash and called it the closest thing to a troonyfarm meetup
the entire gimmick was that they were all MDE fans which was revealed 5 days in. half the fish dropped out by week 2 and it was sorta just a drag and rehash of S1 shit until an admittedly high effort finale
>dude get a skill >dude stack money and resources >dude your time is gold don't waste so much of it online >get out of discord and social media groups >get off prescription and illegal drugs weed is so bad for you Nick uses it but he built a house ok? >avoid e-prostitutes and bpd art hoes >...... >btw buy my NFT's >and shit merch (it's shit on purpose though lol) >buy a superchat on my stream for 50 dollars for some vague advice I've given 100 times before for free >check out my fishtank show and buy TTS >join my MDE/NFT/Fishtank Discords >follow my wigger crew on twitter/insta/tiktok >my wigger crew is made up of perc/xanax/lean/cokeheads, but it's ironic lol >hey check out these e-prostitutes go watch their streams and donate >WP2?.... hmmm It'll be out soon, but come watch my standup where I do my peeing michael bit, I'm SO close to meeting Joe Rogan
include one of the following in the subject of the thread so it will filter properly: >ftl (or any variation thereof) >fishtank live (or any variation thereof) >sam hyde
thank you.
Why would I be afraid of a Kiwi Farms user who has had my address for nearly 2 months and hasn't done shit about it besides constantly threaten to call my mom? lmao you're a total coward, James.
troony farms is literally a Sam Hyde circle jerk enclave now, most of the "people" that post in his threads went to his standup trash and called it the closest thing to a troonyfarm meetup
troony farms is literally a Sam Hyde circle jerk enclave now, most of the "people" that post in his threads went to his standup trash and called it the closest thing to a troonyfarm meetup
Pretty much every KF user with a join date in the 2020s is just some failed zoomer with copypasted soiteen views.
>discord troony projecting his Black person fantasies >the same discord troony who pretended he was White
Uh oh stink
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/196552701/#196553006
the actual truth is that Cinemaphile boards are incredibly easy to raid. with under 10 people you can completely flood a catalog, there are a lot of windows where no jannies are moderating a board and anything can slip through
all those threads were up for less than 20 minutes
>all those threads were up for less than 20 minutes
and in the end there was never a real crackdown of that spam, there may have been like 10 threads at the height and some deleted but during the run there were never less than three or four, which is four too many
>pathetic brown dalle3Black person and failed youtube comedian hates Sam Hyde and Seth MacFarlane for being more successful than him
SAD! Such many cases
>Why would I be afraid of a Kiwi Farms user who has had my address for nearly 2 months and hasn't done shit about it besides constantly threaten to call my mom? lmao you're a total coward, James.
>Juggalo (Insane Clown Posse Fan)
Jet could at least try to mask the fact that this is a casting call for S3, but that would require him to be competent, which, lmao
I think it's hilarious that they've said absolutely fricking nothing about any edited episodes for S2. Do you think they're hoping that the mindless paypigs will just forget so they can get out of doing it?
what the frick is "season 2.5" supposed to mean?
does it tie into season 2?
and if it's not a full season and it's just some mini inbetween show why even give it a number?
either way it's probably a rushed shitshow again and jet thinks he won't get as much hate if he just doesn't call it season 3
all jet has said is that it's a "mini season" meant to last 2 weeks >it's probably a rushed shitshow again
yeah at this point i have zero faith in jet's ability to be a showrunner/producer if S2 was the end result of 7 months of "preparation"
and if season 2 wasn't proof enough by itself of how incompetent jet is as a producer, the making-of thing they released was the icing on the cake
jet sitting there laughing to himself about Meg's audition tape while everybody else hastily does the technical preparations last minute
this guy actually thought that a phlegmatic fat chick going on roblox with a goldstriker skin will somehow translate into an interesting gameshow contestant
everyone saw how much she contibuted to the show in the end
>jet sitting there laughing to himself about Meg's audition tape
reminder that this is brian's audition tape, and jet thought it was so funny that he asked him to fly out to rhode island last minute after he had to gulag black frank because letty's exes couldn't help themselves but reveal they had their own plant:
https://twitter.com/TonySimprano/status/1751765430044143996
Replacing Black Frank with Brian set up a chain of events that lead to the season's demise: >black frank replaced with brian >leads to brian getting in summer's face >leads to summer's early BPD freakout >leads to summer telling jimmy and shinji that she has knowledge of S1 and she's in on it >leads to jimmy figuring out that everyone except JC and shinji are "plants" and they're all in on it >leads to gator squats >leads to JC leaving after brian cries about eating at soup kitchens >leads to dog piling >leads to cole being isolated >leads to cole saying NINA and getting kicked >leads to new simpbait girls filling the house after so many people get kicked or leave on their own >leads to jimmy getting kicked
brian is unironicaly what jet thinks is the ideal contestant
a guy that just blindly does what production tells him to do, basicly someone through whom jet can carry out his vision of the show and won't ask questions or have objections
and then they are fricking surprised no one does anything on their own or how this "production told me to" thing came about, when everyone sees brian getting constant directions and attention from production, so they just copy him and wait for directions of their own
they liked him so much they brought him back a second time to do absolutely nothing again
I liked season 1 since it seemed like it was fairly novel and there was some entertaining stuff going on but season 2 seemed like a total shitshow with even less stuff happening at any given time than season 1
Whenever I would tune in airsoftfatty would be sitting with his shirt off and everyone else would be sitting around looking bored/disgusted
I hope they keep trying new things because it doesn't feel that engaging outside of watching clips that other people make (usually a few minutes out of however many hours per day they stream)
Also I get they want money but they need to tone down the fricking flashing lights and noises all over the goddamn website, jesus christ
if that roster 'leak' with the new contestants is real then maybe I might take a look... I genuinely don't understand why there's a 2.5. Seems like they aren't confident about another season especially with how weak the last one ended compared to the first.
They just rehashed a lot of shit from season 1. Fatty was probably the funniest thing in S1, and the best part about it but in S2 it just felt like they were trying to capture lightning in a bottle again. Secondly everyone being in on it and knowing of Fishtank and Sam felt inauthentic
It's one of those things that will cause zoomers and gen alphaggots to flock to the board while it's happening and then their Super-ADHD rotten little brains forget about the moment it's over. It's slop redefined
jet neptune is a fat pig with the body of a slave trader i wish a hex upon his colon
Hey that's josie's pimp you're talking about here buddy
GET OFF MY BOARD
Sent form my ifone
there were zero threads about the one year anniversary of this show
it's BEYOND over
I think Sam is fading back into pre-idubbbz irrelevance
he isnt quite piecing it together that his best stuff is simply streaming and an occasional boxing event.
he needs to can his awful standup, this shitty big brother knockoff, world peace (the magic is gone, no ruse, get over it), just fricking stream and box and it will be more entertaining than 90% of what you are doing now
but he's an artist guy, remember?
probably shouldn't have given creative rights to a fat moron and a bunch of wiggers
nah that was base
Frick off with your "subtle" paid shilling, or at the very least include fishtank in your post so my filters will get it
You're making threads about it so seething still counts as caring
I just want frank hassle to make more videos
this
just admit you're excited for the show to continue
I can't wait to renew my season pass and meet all the new fish!
tsmt
Sam is in such a weird spot right now he's been acting mad weird on socials, the standup screams midlife crisis. He's still icy with Charles clearly and I bet that looms over him. Gumroad days were better for real. KSTV 2, Ecstacy of Car, Great War, Happy World Daddy, HydeWars are all better than whatever the frick he's doing now
>Gumroad days were better for real. KSTV 2, Ecstacy of Car, Great War, Happy World Daddy, HydeWars are all better than whatever the frick he's doing now
https://kemono.su/gumroad/user/2756737335548
He's funny but I'm not gonna pay him ten bucks to read a chat like he's a washed up MMA fighter Bisping
>sam
>fish tank s2
crack a window will ya
thanks, this is what I thought of because the recent live stream, yet I didn't know exactly what I was thinking of and never would have
why did TRT make Sam become such an unfunny doomer?
he did a 180 from goofy white kid to performatively masculine surrogate dad wigger.
that's why he's always sucking on cigars, doing TRT, boxing poorly, and driving pickup trucks like a Black person.
it's the overcorrected aesthetic of manhood without the substance of character. no different than the beard oil gays he makes fun of.
notice that he never said "swag", "mad" (as in "very"), "phat", or "dope" before hiring jet, bic, joeyy, etc.
now he does wiggerspeak nonstop.
when was the last time he did something funny?
nick has really shown that he's the best of the trio, although some of the wigger had rubbed off on him.
Can't wait for tens of thousands of posts a day and trannies trying to pretend like nobodies watching
that u Luna
that u Channing Creager
she's a real woman and ur not lol
I knew it was you, xanning
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/B1fOf5tLqHAO4dnf5IlkBw/
>antibaskingay really is a sam hyde cultist
LMAO I thought the baskinschizos were just making up random shit to give their meme "lore."
>I'll spam channing and make it look like all criticism is from them!
how much money have you donated in the past year?
>I'll spam luna/rocky and make it look like all criticism is from them!
You know Sam said he looked like a wienerroach, right?
?si=mzb6Ldugqq-ibKZW&t=101
summer won
vance wept
do y'all think any variation of the "basement story" was true? there were differing details and they're all funny
>jet jacks off to IG models every night in the basement and thinks nobody else notices
>strike three
>summer was raped
>sam yelling at josie
>vance cried
>jet walked in on bex changing clothes on purpose
All of them are true besides summer getting raped
I think the novelty is gone. S1 you could give a pass for being a shitshow, so it was the first in the series, but S2 was even worse and really exposed Sam and Jet hard. I'm sure it'll still be semi-popular, but it must eat Sam inside that he'll never be considered a real artist.
Why are jet & co so garbage at marketing this show now?
Their first trailer was kino
Neptroon is too busy sucking troony wiener to edit videos or think of a good narrative for the season.
Christmas example.
>hype
i missed all of season 2
did i miss anything important
the entire gimmick was that they were all MDE fans which was revealed 5 days in. half the fish dropped out by week 2 and it was sorta just a drag and rehash of S1 shit until an admittedly high effort finale
>High effort finale
The basic mechanics of the games were still broken, still dragged on too long, still bad a disappointing finale.
okay but I liked when they painted the walls orange and knocked down a wall and made it swamp themed also they shot paintball guns
You missed Summer's voicemails to Jet from the psychiatric hospital.
>the bulk of MDE fandom are brainbroken simps who think if they donate enough Sam will welcome them into his inner circle.
Grim.
>Got a donation here from Rocky Stream
>Thank you Forkbomb for the 50 severe beast memberships
Rocky Stream is a big name in the MDE/Fishtank community, I could actually see him ending up as part of Sam's crew
He made an anti fishtank post on /bant/ while crying when he found out they flew out their new editor for s2 instead of him KWAB
>trust fund slop
>dude get a skill
>dude stack money and resources
>dude your time is gold don't waste so much of it online
>get out of discord and social media groups
>get off prescription and illegal drugs weed is so bad for you Nick uses it but he built a house ok?
>avoid e-prostitutes and bpd art hoes
>......
>btw buy my NFT's
>and shit merch (it's shit on purpose though lol)
>buy a superchat on my stream for 50 dollars for some vague advice I've given 100 times before for free
>check out my fishtank show and buy TTS
>join my MDE/NFT/Fishtank Discords
>follow my wigger crew on twitter/insta/tiktok
>my wigger crew is made up of perc/xanax/lean/cokeheads, but it's ironic lol
>hey check out these e-prostitutes go watch their streams and donate
>WP2?.... hmmm It'll be out soon, but come watch my standup where I do my peeing michael bit, I'm SO close to meeting Joe Rogan
god this thread is depressing, it really is over. I miss season 2
include one of the following in the subject of the thread so it will filter properly:
>ftl (or any variation thereof)
>fishtank live (or any variation thereof)
>sam hyde
thank you.
Is the Asian girl real or not? That determines my interest
these are the confirmed fakes
I JUST WANT ALISON IN MY LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE' S PERFECT
I'm going to marry Tracey
kek, it's him:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/0mBRWhWAU2S01EMhL0F_Qw/
>He's afraid of a Kiwi Farms user
Why would I be afraid of a Kiwi Farms user who has had my address for nearly 2 months and hasn't done shit about it besides constantly threaten to call my mom? lmao you're a total coward, James.
no one's afraid of troony farms
troony farms is literally a Sam Hyde circle jerk enclave now, most of the "people" that post in his threads went to his standup trash and called it the closest thing to a troonyfarm meetup
The average poster in the Sam Hyde thread on troony farms isn't representative of the average troony farms user.
lol what cope is this
pic related is what the average Sam Hyde fan looks like, that's all you need to know
>Buying Sam's shit coffee just for the chance to get a like from his twitter
Grim
Ok channing
When will cryokeen realise he is a lolcow? this homie gay for sam
The best lolcows don't realize they're lolcows
I wonder what kind of damage control Sam has planned for the inevitable Chris Chan tier MDE fan that will eventually end up on people's radars
You should get your own kiwifarms thread, channing
>30 year old fat boomer dressing like a wigger
Holy cringe
Pretty much every KF user with a join date in the 2020s is just some failed zoomer with copypasted soiteen views.
>join date
they're all homosexuals, doesn't matter if they're newbies or oldgays
Average poster on KiwiFarms
>had a medical condition and avoided getting groomed
>has a family and is happy
>even agrees with granny's being an issue
I dont see the problem, is this some sort of divide and conquer attempt? Might need better examples
>granny's being an issue
Anon...
I'm in the same boat, I have gender dysphoria but don't agree with any pro-trans rhetoric. Why hate people for an uncontrollable mental illness?
Didn't watch s2, not going to watch s2.5, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ...
maybe, but the paid shills will make sure to slide off on-topic tv threads about shit you do watch
More proof of Scam Hyde's considerable funds. Do not trust anyone who claims to enjoy this Big Brother ripoff.
We should all band together to rid our board of the Hyde shills.
Stop samegayging yourself, seth nicholas harris
>discord troony projecting his Black person fantasies
>the same discord troony who pretended he was White
Uh oh stink
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/196552701/#196553006
Get a job, seth nicholas harris
the actual truth is that Cinemaphile boards are incredibly easy to raid. with under 10 people you can completely flood a catalog, there are a lot of windows where no jannies are moderating a board and anything can slip through
all those threads were up for less than 20 minutes
>all those threads were up for less than 20 minutes
and in the end there was never a real crackdown of that spam, there may have been like 10 threads at the height and some deleted but during the run there were never less than three or four, which is four too many
all i care about is wosie josie
i love josie
>pathetic brown dalle3Black person and failed youtube comedian hates Sam Hyde and Seth MacFarlane for being more successful than him
SAD! Such many cases
>Why would I be afraid of a Kiwi Farms user who has had my address for nearly 2 months and hasn't done shit about it besides constantly threaten to call my mom? lmao you're a total coward, James.
I still miss Cole
Frank Hassle sexually assaulted Tay
Here's all the gumroad content, the fee is a janitor's yearly salary
https://kemono.su/gumroad/user/2756737335548
Season 3 casting call
the casting company follows fishtank on instagram
https://lastmanstanding.castingcrane.com/
Embarassing
>Juggalo (Insane Clown Posse Fan)
Jet could at least try to mask the fact that this is a casting call for S3, but that would require him to be competent, which, lmao
donjolly.com
Who gives a shit about rocky?
besides sam's schizo crack addict ex channing
>everyone who doesn't ride Sam's nuts is Channing!
I like MDE and I still post the kemonoparty link for all the gumroad content free
Me. I like to laugh at his misfortune.
I think it's hilarious that they've said absolutely fricking nothing about any edited episodes for S2. Do you think they're hoping that the mindless paypigs will just forget so they can get out of doing it?
Yes.
what the frick is "season 2.5" supposed to mean?
does it tie into season 2?
and if it's not a full season and it's just some mini inbetween show why even give it a number?
either way it's probably a rushed shitshow again and jet thinks he won't get as much hate if he just doesn't call it season 3
all jet has said is that it's a "mini season" meant to last 2 weeks
>it's probably a rushed shitshow again
yeah at this point i have zero faith in jet's ability to be a showrunner/producer if S2 was the end result of 7 months of "preparation"
and if season 2 wasn't proof enough by itself of how incompetent jet is as a producer, the making-of thing they released was the icing on the cake
jet sitting there laughing to himself about Meg's audition tape while everybody else hastily does the technical preparations last minute
this guy actually thought that a phlegmatic fat chick going on roblox with a goldstriker skin will somehow translate into an interesting gameshow contestant
everyone saw how much she contibuted to the show in the end
>jet sitting there laughing to himself about Meg's audition tape
reminder that this is brian's audition tape, and jet thought it was so funny that he asked him to fly out to rhode island last minute after he had to gulag black frank because letty's exes couldn't help themselves but reveal they had their own plant:
https://twitter.com/TonySimprano/status/1751765430044143996
Replacing Black Frank with Brian set up a chain of events that lead to the season's demise:
>black frank replaced with brian
>leads to brian getting in summer's face
>leads to summer's early BPD freakout
>leads to summer telling jimmy and shinji that she has knowledge of S1 and she's in on it
>leads to jimmy figuring out that everyone except JC and shinji are "plants" and they're all in on it
>leads to gator squats
>leads to JC leaving after brian cries about eating at soup kitchens
>leads to dog piling
>leads to cole being isolated
>leads to cole saying NINA and getting kicked
>leads to new simpbait girls filling the house after so many people get kicked or leave on their own
>leads to jimmy getting kicked
holy frick lol, don't forget megan leaving because of stress
dude and this is all because of letty's ex boyfriend
brian is unironicaly what jet thinks is the ideal contestant
a guy that just blindly does what production tells him to do, basicly someone through whom jet can carry out his vision of the show and won't ask questions or have objections
and then they are fricking surprised no one does anything on their own or how this "production told me to" thing came about, when everyone sees brian getting constant directions and attention from production, so they just copy him and wait for directions of their own
they liked him so much they brought him back a second time to do absolutely nothing again
It means it's a cashgrab
I was raped.
Sam and jet are gay btw.
I think the whole fishtank thing is beyond me
I liked season 1 since it seemed like it was fairly novel and there was some entertaining stuff going on but season 2 seemed like a total shitshow with even less stuff happening at any given time than season 1
Whenever I would tune in airsoftfatty would be sitting with his shirt off and everyone else would be sitting around looking bored/disgusted
I hope they keep trying new things because it doesn't feel that engaging outside of watching clips that other people make (usually a few minutes out of however many hours per day they stream)
Also I get they want money but they need to tone down the fricking flashing lights and noises all over the goddamn website, jesus christ
For me, it was Bex
I wonder what the doctor thought about "I fell down some stairs" TJ dressed like an Auschwitz victim.
if that roster 'leak' with the new contestants is real then maybe I might take a look... I genuinely don't understand why there's a 2.5. Seems like they aren't confident about another season especially with how weak the last one ended compared to the first.
Alison gang
>Caring about MDE in any capacity after WP
lol
lmao even
>raise your hand if you actually give a frick about season 2.5
>season 1
kinda fun. new. interesting
>season 2
not interested. not sure why . just seemed like shit .
They just rehashed a lot of shit from season 1. Fatty was probably the funniest thing in S1, and the best part about it but in S2 it just felt like they were trying to capture lightning in a bottle again. Secondly everyone being in on it and knowing of Fishtank and Sam felt inauthentic
yah I agree. it just didn't ~~*Feel*~~ the same. it was a new host of kids and they seemed more in on it and more games being played to "win".
season 1 was just a kinda shit show.
they are too incompetent to make a good show every good thing they had going with season two was done by the first week (cole)
the only good parts of this show are when i saw boobs
based and true
kek
Satanic show.
>the only person involved in fishtank that actually moved on to something good was fricking bicflame
It's one of those things that will cause zoomers and gen alphaggots to flock to the board while it's happening and then their Super-ADHD rotten little brains forget about the moment it's over. It's slop redefined