So.
What was the point of this show
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gonna need this in higher res
Seconded
Somebody deliver
this shit is the most israeli thing I have seen all year, frick you OP for making me go through it.
I loved the line
>where the frick are we Hunter Biden's house?
wtf am i looking at?
why not just show your pussy? what the frick is the difference?
Actual poosy on film?
Thats clearly a tan color underwear
Nothing is clear in that low res pic, that's the issue.
tan colored underwear wedged-in so tight that it makes an audible POP whenever she takes it off
I made a webm last night
why would you leave the subs on?
thought it was funny
it isnt funny, but the fact that you left it on because you thought it was funny...is funny...heh
She was up for anything, a real team player on this mess.
She had to do a striptease for Eli Roth
that is a fantastically shaped and bouncy ass.
Small, jiggly little asses like this make me diamonds. I know Brie is verboten around here, but that gif of her walking away reminds of this. I love little asses.
>I love little asses.
Ok Epstein
I love round, plump girls as well. Variety is the spice of life, homosexual.
based cute little butt enjoyer
can't stand that the Black person fetish of fat lard asses has become so "ideal"
Yeah it's real White Man hours up ITT.
this is one of the few good subreddits
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts/
lol, the one single black body in the header is 3/4ths covered by a white girl. Just enough to not draw the ire of Reddit, but I take their meaning. I like it.
>into big asses and breasts
>all the women I loved had jiggy little asses
really made me think...
>jiggy
that's your real fetish, not the size of the ass, but the quality of the jiggly.
form > size
any butt is great but if it has the right form.
same for breasts.
you guys are limited in your thinking and the ability to enjoy the female form.
>Small, jiggly little asses like this make me diamonds
As an ass enthusiast I generally prefer bigger, but Lily Rose's is nice. It was very cringe they had The Weeknd constantly saying she had a "fat ass". It's a nice ass but its not "fat" and doesn't need to be.
>webm
That's one of the sexiest, tightest little bodies I've ever seen.
It shows how Hollywood and the music industry is just a prostitution ring for pedophiles that targets teenage white girls
to give the depp kid a job
to make porn without the stigma
if i ran the oscars or whatever its called i would make this the best actress scene and while its playing to show how good her acting is i would hard cut to johnny depps face in the crowd
daaaauyuuuummmm
kino
Kino
>literally dying from mustardgas
>You're a Pirate plays as her ass jiggles in time while she walks down the aisle.
I highly doubt he had much to do with raising her. He’s so far up his own ass, even if he did raise her, he definitely didn’t raise her to be a decent woman.
she was raised in france and her mother is a french prostitute
I’m sure he would be hard.
Image being her, and coming home for a surprise visit, and finding your dad with a pair of your panties as he jerks it to these scenes
On loop, you hear the desperate grunting and smacking sounds of an old man trying to relax clamax, just as you turn the corner you her the wimper of release as he whimpers your name over and over as his old man seed dribbles out.
Every dad has a smaller part of him that wants to kill his wife and marry his daughter
I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about this interesting woman, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am this women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.
Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.
It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "coming home for a surprise visit, and finding your dad with a pair of your panties as he jerks it to these scenes," but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?
Sadly however, I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.
To Cum Or Not To Cum (To An Annelid). Most of us did.
Was the show written by hentai creators?
>made trilogy
>now this
yeah he’s /ourguy/
shame all his new music is slop
I like to paste this into striking writers' social media threads
>anon's first time
is this real? i know people ask this ironically but im serious and i aint googling that shit
its full of awful dialogue
at least post the real one
weeknd really took a risk playing this shitty character lol its actually fricking brave and I really respect him for that. In other decades this kind of thing could actually ruin a celebrity.
Weekend is a gay homie trying to act cool when he's really Michael Jackson 2.0 and probably fricks little boys.
Im sorry the weeknd doesn't fit your ideal image of what a hot dominant man should be, you gay ass chuds lmao
>seething because Cinemaphile is making fun of a gay Black person
have a nice day, troony.
>have a nice day, troony.
reeee I wish the weeknd was hot, you you troony!!!
He's supposed to be this intimidating sex cult leader but he comes off as such a b***h.
Guess that's what happens when a guy who takes it up the butt tries to play a dominating man.
The finale literally spells it out he was never really in control and got strung along by Depp's daughter until he lost everything.
No one is taking him or his music seriously after this except what little dedicated fans he has left, which aren’t much after he was cancelling concerts over bullshit reasons before this.
na white chicks worship him
do you think white girls have any standards?
Are you moronic? Many people was a fan of his music from Before I can't feel my face! In other words we knew he was a sexual deviant and a druggie since 2011! So you think that'll change how his original fans feels about the little druggie?
Terrible casting. Who can take that gay seriously as a dominant guy.
It's honestly hilarious how this show destroyed the star power of almost everyone in it
Hank Azaria was pretty decent
The Weekend is the reason the plot/directors was changed, this is the character and dialogue he wanted
that's even worse.
I think this might hurt Weeknd's image among bawds. Idk maybe they're more easily immersed but I find it hard to believe there wouldn't be a hive mind rejection of him as a sex symbol after a couple b***hes say they're over it.
Hes a moron. Should've followed the ice t - ice cube formula.
>cube, the studio gangster, has trigger discipline
>t, the army veteran, doesn't
Who tf writes this shit lmao
some disgusting israelite
>stretch that tiny little pussy
literally a masterpiece
Hear that? Every screenplay writer just whispered an irreverent "frick" underneath their breath
saved
there's no way he actually said that
>/h/ kinos don't exi-
What is he holding over his shoulder?
Levinson is a massive fricking hack I hope this shit show kill his nepo career
>all these samegay replies
Her cute ass
Is there a fanservice compilation
horny up my dick!
another rich person makes another "taming of ____" movie. i just never saw the appeal of such shit.
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Her butt looks better than her face.
This isn't even sexy, more just degenerate and gross. I feel bad for Depp and his daughter. Sam Levinson is a fricking weirdo nepo hack.
>I feel bad for Depp and his daughter
He doesn't care and she's being paid to play what she is in a real life. A prostitute. Never feel bad for people with more money than you. Only wish for their demise.
>Sam Levinson is a fricking weirdo nepo hack.
thats all israelites
>not even sexy
Oh come on, it’s fairly sexy
>nepo
just say israelite you cowardly homosexual
just pure, unadulterated degeneracy
>just pure, unadulterated degeneracy
Did you forget the fappening happened. Also did you forget all those bawds back in the 00s flashing their pussy lips every weekend? Cant believe britney and Lindsay showed their pussies to the world.
israeli demoralization
>demoralization
How? it gives me a hard-on, how the frick would it demolitize me?
In "Elisa", Vanessa Paradis has a brief sex scene with a child
the '95 movie? cool
Yeah. That one
maybe ill check it out. thanks for the reccomend my brother. some day we'll all be free,
God, i wish it was me
Ass too thonged
It felt like porn made by amateurs who never saw any actual porn, just descriptions of it.
I've been asking for porn and kino to merge, but they needed a more attractive nig for this
is penis shown in this series?
the kino you're looking for is Brown Bunny.
>What was the point of this show
to show you that at the top, everyone's a predator
>having a daughter
indeed
at least oretgas dad got to bang her, hopefully depp also did before she was given to blacks in this shit.
what wut?
>tfw I have two daughters
God damn it man.
They're going to be massive prostitutes and there's nothing you can do about it. Sorry, man.
your wiener still works don't it? Get you some boys then
It's ducking over
From this point forward, every time they open their mouths, you will imagine all the wieners which have slid between their teeth, the shots of sperm which have glazed the backs of their throats.
>18 years
>18 years i gave her
>she gave everyone crabs
throw your daughters in the river in 2023
That whole message of the show was portrayed very amateurishly. Which is why it isn't clear and precise. The direction of the show was terrible and it was matched by the equally terrible acting.
I'm more intrigued by how something like this get's through multiple people and eventially gets greenlight. Did no one have any doubts?
can we at least forego the webms?
no, I think we need more webms. but less of the shitty attention prostitute webms
>I'm more intrigued by how something like this get's through multiple people and eventially gets greenlight.
>Levinson
perky
Release the Seimetz-cut.
it had multiple directors and the plot was changed
that forehead go crazy
Profitability isn't even part of the discussion anymore.
If you make the media that israelites want made, you will find money coming your way somehow.
30+ yo roasties don't want me to frick this, but it's basically begging to be fricked twice in every hole
She looks like she's been doing crack since 11 yrs old.
Too many variables to lay blame on a single cause
https://gofile.io/d/sMQMlQ
I mean, both her parents are two coked up degenerates so it's no wonder she turned out like this. Maybe the lesson we should take from this is that anyone doing any shit heavier than pot should be sterilized and barred from adopting kids.
I was waiting for nudes of Lily for awhile and she’s been naked so much on this show that I’m bored of it. Is there something wrong with me or is she just not that hot?
Her ass is incredible. But you can't show that
>This is why I drink.
Shut up! Johnny is a good dad.
why did she start getting botox at 16?
Cause she started smoking gays at 4 years old
Get close and smell it.
smells like literal shit
yes but it's psychologically stimulating
>So.
>What was the point of this show
To filter billions.
you just know she took the BBC irl
Is that pussy hair? God damn, wife material.
So does Johnny Depp
That is an ass that will get you on a few watchlists
>SHE'S ONLY 24 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
shut the frick up, Black person
are you literally moronic
yes
is it obvious
the reddit migration is annoying.
homie, this girls fricks dogs, hobos and horses IRL. One look at her and you can see those glassy lifeless eyes of someone who has been fricked and abused by hundreds.
at least 600 men, from every continent on earth and 8 abortions
does it show dicks or not?
even west world showed a bbc. I expect some big ones for this kino.
>does it show dicks or not?
Not one wiener.
wow!
I shan't be watching then
based tutposter
Me watching the bare-knuckles street boxing ring outside the local Waffle House.
UH OH, BONER ALERT!
Imagine being 'raised' by a fart sniffing homosexual like junkie depp
" I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. But that's just me, that's what I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert."
lmao imagine making a show so israeli and disgusting even nuHBO pulls the season before it can finish
for zoomers to coom
Nah, if that were the case they would've cast zendindu and the troon
Depp's daughter looks like such a skany prostitute, I'd love to creampie her repeatedly.
The hotter girl
>le dead face
so fricking played out, these kids are washed
>girl
>Look daddy I'm acting!
The cabal of Hollywood israelites that robbed Johnny Depp and were exposed by him are punishing Johnny Depp by turning his daughter into a trash prostitute.
I wonder what Johnny ia thinking.
>What was the point of this show
israeli demoralization psyop, like pretty much everything that's come out in the past decade or so
The thumbnail made me think she was fisting her own ass.
basically Black Pink and The Weekend fans are spamming 5 star reviews on it
Exposure. ;^)
I'm convinced this entire show is just Hollywoke's revenge against Johhny Depp, which is weird because he isn't even a white man, he's Native American, but I guess in Muttmerica, you're not considered POC unless you look like the colour of shit.
Like he gives a shit you moron.
It’s not even revenge, that’s just kind of a coincidence. It’s 100% because he’s a rich famous white man with a highschool-titted rich little white daughter, though, just like levinson’s favorite autogynephile porn, why nonwhites were so into this lame closeted-bisexual show. Wonder how israelites are gonna get around the age of consent, so clearly going there. The cultural, racial, mental and spiritual sacrifice of leftist white girls is so ugly and boring to watch, so cursed by their own superiority that they sign off on their sacrifice because it means they got chosen, they’re special and status enough to kill off and can just anesthetize with meds and media when their feet start getting cold. Such gross pathetic women, sad stray dogs, creep me out down to my spirit.
take your meds
>he's Native American
He absolutely is not. He's a Fones, a blueblood just like me, my tenth cousin through Elizabeth Fones in fact. He has never proved any blood quantum and only has a ceremonial tribal membership so some Injuns can fleece him they way they tried with Ezra Miller.
>hated the whole thing
>still watched all 5 eps
why am I like this
very common of coomerbrains
I watched the whole thing and didn't even get a chub going. There is no way this show really is enough for anyone but Sam to fully jack off to
so who was the bigger predator in this series, the record label or tedros
>the record label or tedros
jocelyn
>that one scene with all the managers laughing at tedros
what the frick was this 90s sunday morning villain cartoon shit?
The final episode was an hour-long Tedros humiliation ritual, I'm actually curious where things will go from here if they do a season 2.
Basically it reveals that the israelites were always in charge and tedros is a bit player compared to them.
The idol was always their prostitute not his.
I'm sure there was a better way to do that instead of filming that garbage scene.
>I can sing
>oh wow this homeless person no one knows can sing!
>Oh I can sing too!
>oh wow this homeless person no one knows can sing!
>Oh I can sing too!
>oh wow this homeless person no one knows can sing!
>Oh I can sing too!
>oh wow this gay dude that was with joss since the start can sing too!
The whole ep was just fill of moronic shit
>23 kB.
That’s smaller than your average Cinemaphile image
Reminder that streaming bit-limits you when convenient for them even when you have It set on 4K
What the frick did the hairbrush represent? If she lied about her mother being abusive, then what was the deal with Xander?
what was even the point of the asian girl?
Appealing to K-pop loving land whales
She tried a power play but was out of her depth because Jocelyn is apparently a secret evil mastermind.
no, there was a legal issue with the song. didn't you watch the show
Which they clearly imply Joss was responsible for.
Press F for Heartthrob Rob. He deserved better.
Am I a schizo if I think that Lily Rose Depp can act? ????
It doesn't matter since this show ruined everyon career
we are in the era of making shows specifically to troll people to get views and controversy so they could just play it off that thats what the show was about and i think everyone would believe it
Everybody was quick to attack her acting which was weird to me because early on she wasn't giving much to do. She didn't get the chance to act until Episode 3 or 4 and when she did she was fine. The Weeknd is the worst actor in the show by a country mile.
are thin drugged out white women all dudes care about?
It's all The Weeknd cares about. "Drugged out white women" has been his thing since his debut, watch ANY of his music videos.
He also likes asian women
he's a fan of flat and I respect it
The cinematography in this show is superb, Levinson's talented
So what should season 2 be about? Continuation of the Joss/Tedros story or a whole new cast and plot?
Literally LITERALLY a 5 episode long BLACKED video.
Jews are not even trying to hide it anymore.
>a season is only 5 episodes
lmao at nuHollywood
cant believe people actually watch this trash, lest support FIVE EPISODES PER SEASON, which takes 2-3 years
GREAT PRODUCTION gayS
kek what the frick happened?
shows had 25 episode long seasons on a yearly basis just 2 decades ago
soon we will have one episode shows called movies because streaming is too expensive
inflation
I think it's more that competence in all areas is steadily declining.
>I think it's more that competence in all areas is steadily declining.
what are you even talking about. We are basically in the golden age of cinematic artistry.
I'm genuinely stumped. Not sure if this is humorous, or if I am meant to genuinely respond, in which case I find myself at a lack for words.
with studios like A24 giving artists near total freedom and streaming services willing to take risks on creating new and interesting stories that can go for 12 hour seasons.... dude you cant deny it.
Idk...is a short lived horror renaissance enough to define a "golden age of cinematic artistry?" I'd say not. And streaming services taking chances? On what? Dark? That's like the only interesting show I've seen streaming, like, ever.
>endless remakes, sequels, prequels, and spinoffs
>new generation of acting "stars" that have no talent or screen presence
>writers that are so incompetent that they are being replaced by programs
>ignorant business people increasingly taking over creative decisions
>cancel culture ruining peoples' desires to take creative risks
>every film has to be criticized according to its politics
>rushed visual effects that are mogged by visual effects from 10-20 years ago
"Golden" age huh
i could make a list that proves the opposite.
Then do it you fricking homosexual
Please
was it KINO?
I think this was the biggest problem with the show. The song should have been a legit chart topper irl and its not, its mid at best.
>its mid at best.
Because every song in the series sounds like a Weeknd song from 2016. It's a very specific sound and incredibly dated at this point. The best song in the entire series is Family which, unsurprisingly, was written by Suzanna Son.
>written by Suzanna Son
yeah she is kino, I like her porn too
Honestly, the show should've been about her. She and Troye Sivan really stole the spotlight imo.
>Honestly, the show should've been about her.
also how has she not released an album, how is she not a huge star? I dont get it.
She was just a camprostitute/OnlyFans girl until pretty recently.
Suzanna Son. She plays Chloe in the series.
she's the girl from red rocket right? she's kino
Yes. I haven't watched Red Rocket yet but I will soon for her.
WHOMST
I agree. I'd have made her play the main character.
>jane adams
A remarkable number of people were brought on to this show by Amy Seimetz, then stuck around after she got shitcanned.
>A remarkable number of people were brought on to this show by Amy Seimetz, then stuck around after she got shitcanned.
It was the last thing Anne Heche shot before her death last year and all her scenes were cut.
All pop is soulless, it’s early 1980s music all over, which is why alternative hit so hard a few years after.
Stop being such a millennial.
I still have no idea who "The Weeknd" is or what they sound like
Some quarter-black gay dude that was at the SoddomBowl a couple years ago.
She’s cute and kino, great in Red Rocket too. I really hope this doesn’t tank her career right as it’s about to take off
Im a frickin world class sinner, touch me touch me touch me
lmao
show themesong should be this:
I love porn and this show was too sexual for me. I wanted to be entertained not j.o. Watched first episode and no more. But it succeeded.
The everlasting links between sex, art and the entertainment industry
Any more clips of the qt blackpink girl?
Exclusive to the weeknd
She disappears after ep 2. There's a plot point about her stealing Jocelyn's place at the record label, but it literally goes nowhere. The big resolution is a minute long scene where the record label telling her to frick off. That's it
most unique show in a while, great cinematography, very good music. coulda pulled it off if we heard what Sennott's character's letter said and we got a tiny bit more to fill in the mom stuff. also if they ended with Jocelyn performing a big hit song at the concert, that woulda felt a lot more satisfying. see a song be created then finally performed. but they just didn't have a big pop song for her that'd work for that bc they already blew their load with I'm a freak, which was derided as plastic bad girl pop so it wouldnt have made sense for her to sing it at the end. but still
season 2 plz
also we really needed that episode they deleted.
whats his name, tetris, super mario brothers
>Are you watching daddy?
>Are you noticing me now daddy?
>Are you paying attention to me now daddy?
>Why didn't you want to spend anytime me daddy?!
>WHY COULDN'T YOU TEACH ME HOW TO RIDE A BIKE DADDY?!?!.
>ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH YOU DADDY!!!
>most unique show in a while, great cinematography, very good music. coulda pulled it off if we heard what Sennott's character's letter said and we got a tiny bit more to fill in the mom stuff. also if they ended with Jocelyn performing a big hit song at the concert, that woulda felt a lot more satisfying. see a song be created then finally performed. but they just didn't have a big pop song for her that'd work for that bc they already blew their load with I'm a freak, which was derided as plastic bad girl pop so it wouldnt have made sense for her to sing it at the end. but still
>season 2 plz
That you should make an effort to be the best father you can be.
Think they'll ever release the deleted episode?
>Think they'll ever release the deleted episode?
i wish, but at the very least we need them to tell us about it
Release the blackpink sex scene
Technically there are six deleted episodes.
So the official season is five episodes, but was meant to be eleven?
More like they shot six episodes, scrapped them and reshot the entire series from scratch.
Oh, I see. Thanks.
Feels more like they kept as little of the plot they needed from the first show and filled the run time with ass and titles. Let's not pretend Sam contributed anything but a bunch of fap fuel only he is interested in
so they had a show and they scrapped it because it was to truthful or because it was terrible?
it sounds like it just wasn't very interesting. no Chaim and Destiny, no femme-fatale "twist" where Jocelyn buckbreaks Tedros. no Lily's nipples in every episode.
https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/the-idol-davine-joy-randolph-season-2-1235653694/
>I wasn’t told much. The one thing I do remember they were saying was that the other one was too cult-heavy. The world was more smaller, being that it was focused on just those group of actors that are part of Tedros’ crew. It was heavy, heavy cult culture, which didn’t feel like it rang true, and they wanted to open it up a bit more, hence adding other characters and bringing in Jocelyn’s team. They wanted to zoom out, and make the world a little bit bigger. I think that was the original version, but I could be wrong because we didn’t speak heavily about it.
>which didn’t feel like it rang true
>Epstein joke
>Hunter Biden joke
~~*They*~~ put the hit out on this show.
Oh man ! after what, 5 years, they made a joke!
the balls on them. Guess they know that the commander in chief of the entire worlds superpower molests kids on camera in front of billions
They're gonna get it now !
>the commander in chief of the entire worlds superpower molests kids on camera in front of billions
They made thousands of Trump jokes.
>the commander in chief of the entire worlds superpower molests kids on camera
sorry chud, no one buys that CSPAN airned cp. Go on Tim Pools show and jerkl eachother off but dont come here with that moronation.
hahah joke about what really happened that way normies wont believe it really happened haha
Suzanna will be a big star after this, right?
Am I supposed to give a shit about sexual torture? Happens with inverted genders all the time and the media doesn't give a frick
your welcome
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/l/lilyrosedepp.html
She cute
https://gofile.io/d/GuPS0C
I hate women
Am I the only one who thinks Eli Roth is actually evil?
what are the weeknd best songs?
The ones at his funeral.
save your tears and blinded by the lights are the only good songs. everything else is shit. he just made a bunch of michael jackson copycat shit and those ended up being not that bad
>Hi, the names Tetrahedron.
>hexagonal
I'll call you the large hadron collider
To give Johnny jerking off material.
I would watch a season 2 where Joss's ex and Dianne come back and team up to stab her in the throat and then it ends
The Weeknd is such a fricking zesty Black person. He’s so unbelievable as this cult leader Chad sex god I just can’t stop laughing
Jews are punishing Depp, The Weeknd is a rich fat coomer who had money and wa la
It is a doggie dog world out there.
yeah I really feel like the weeknd just wanted to be groom Lily, that dialogue during the sex scenes was pure cringe
Gay
Lily said she loved doing the sex scenes and Depp publicly applauded her work in The Idol. Moralgayging is so at odds with real life ppl end up being ridiculed by those they pretend to "protect".
Depp gave her marijuana when she was 13, how would anyone fool themselves into thinking he'd care if she fricks or does nude scenes or whatever?
>wa la
to make me jerk off
Harvey was here
How loose is Jennie here? Am I better off just looking for white women softcore? I'm SEAmonke but I'm starting to understand why some of you guys don't see Asians as attractive
The bawdtiest.
why didn't they go for the obvious jennie vs jocelyn taylor vs katy arc? would've been perfect, they set up her taking her song then for no clear reason theres a 'legal problem' yet jocelyn probably doesn't want that song anymore anyway
Just watch the video clip for your favorite BP song or Jennie single, I guarantee you will get more out of it than trying to watch this show
She like suggestively dances for something like 30 seconds in one episode
That's the thing. It's hard to find East Asians attractive now. European/American woman are great when they're great, nothing comes even close.
onlyfans when?
ye line in the last ep was pretty meh. a reference without a joke
Humie Ritual to get Depp back in the fold...forever. they're going to face scan him for the next Pirates. Deaging, everything. And he will take a huge paycut and be thankful they let him back.
>Stavros fricked the israeli girl
hell yeah dude