that aquatic apes theory seems kind of silly when you realize that humans are practically the ONLY vertebrate animal that doesn't instinctively know how to swim
The Lion King has taught many people that brothers couldn't rule together. Male lions are not competitive within their own litter. Brothers will have prides together. Tigers are bros with their bros too. However, male lions will also straight up murder another prides cubs when they take it over to ensure their cubs get raised.
Yeah imagine if this happened to you >chilling in your natural enviroment >bunch of monkeys making excited sounds approaches >captures you >hauls you off in a crate >you are terrified >loaded into a truck >taking to multiple facilities >put on a plane >this whole time you are having medical shit done to you, including injections >probably get tranq'd multiple times, wake up with no clue where you are >eventually wind up in an open-air prison >climate is all wrong >there are hundreds of the monkeys >they all point and laugh and shriek at you >they never stop coming >you can never go home >you can never be free again
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Earth is just a zoo for aliens you homosexual.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Zoos in the first world no longer take animals from the wild. They're either born in captivity or rescued from abusive situations. They also generally do not buy or sell animals, but trade among each other.
It makes me sad and angry. They don't belong there, it's not possible to keep a lion in captivity without abusing him. But nobody cares but some peta freaks. Everyone acts like it's fine. I get that you can keep a lot of animals in zoos without damaging them in some way, it can even be benificial for some species, but definitely not big cats or elephants
>It makes me sad and angry. They don't belong there, it's not possible to keep a lion in captivity without abusing him. But nobody cares but some peta freaks. Everyone acts like it's fine. I get that you can keep a lot of animals in zoos without damaging them in some way, it can even be benificial for some species, but definitely not big cats or elephants
They're fine, crytitty, better than them being hunted down by Black folk and chinks for voodoo boner pills.
My tiny local zoo has nice enclosures, usually two types of animals together for non predators, and the door to their sleeping area is always open so they can go inside whenever they want. All very happy and none of the repetitive pacing. I'm always shocked going to big expensive zoos seeing how shit the enclosures are and how depressed the animals get locked out on display all day.
>In nature they brutally murder each other over lion pussy.
This is actually a myth, almost all lion breeds have multiple males per pride and nomad males often roll with one or more male siblings, most species will also have entirely male prides called coalitions. Where they start killing each other is when coalitions have gang wars over good territory.
I broke my arm once on a seesaw, I cried a lot afterwards because it was on the first day of the class trip and I was sad about my parents paying without me enjoying it.
I am quite enjoyed you wasted your time reading this.
That swing installation does not look very safe in general. Seems that it is easily possible to squish some arm, leg or neck in between the outer and inner pipes.
Zoos are so fricking depressing. Jesus. I went to one in my city and I was astonished how small the large animal enclosure was. It's not enough space of elephants and giraffes and shit. Really, none of the enclosures are, but the large animal one is the worst.
Maybe zoos should not have huge fricking herbivores in the middle of cities.
By that logic, I guess you should put scorpions in the Giraffe enclosure?
Oh wait, that doesn't work... I wonder why... >NO! I'm saying NO ANIMALS should be locked up in prisons you asssshoooooooooooooole
The african safari at my local zoo is massive. They have termite mounds, elephants, giraffes, everything in a large open field. They use to have cars that drove through it but the animals started to attack them so they replaced it with a ski lift sky lift thing. So you basically dangle your feet by some stupid giraffes head and try to kick it.
Theres a polar bear at the Portland zoo that walks backwards in exactly the same footfalls over and over and over. I thought it was a quirk until I read that bear is basically insane and thats what his brain has him do to cope.
There should legitimately be like 4 zoos in the world that span tens of miles, and only for conservation efforts. Modern zoos are awful.
This is the type of moron that grows up thinking dinosaurs are real when they were invented in the 1800s and carbondating is fake and gay. Earth is 6000 years old, morons.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
why does dinos being real offend you
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's made up rubbish to prop up evolution to kids in school
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
tell me more of your tales of magic israelites splitting oceans
The final redpill is that they were real, they were man-made animals genetically altered to be war beasts and they were wiped out by the biblical flood.
There was nothing more satisfying than cleaning all the gunk out of the the ball area too.
Man, all the Black folk in my school would steal those. It got so bad I had to take out the one in my mouse at home and bring it to school with me just so I could use the school's computers.
>mouse stops working smoothly >open it up and scrape the crud that's built up on the wheels
How could that shit build up so quickly. My desk wasn't even dirty.
same year jurassic park came out, microsoft pretty had their mouse design down, and in 1996 would add a scroll wheel to it creating the standard modern mouse design.
>ah ah ah you didn't say the n word >ah ah ah you didn't say the n word >ah ah ah you didn't say the n word >ah ah ah you didn't say the n word >ah ah ah you didn't say the n word
Not sure why, but I always assumed that the chasm they fell in was about half as tall as the Trex and was placed so that the Trex wouldn't get out + a better angle to view the Trex from the jeeps. Maybe it was because the book describes it like that?
Wait wait wait... then where the frick did they fall?
It's a mash together of scenes from the two different books. The T-Rex scenene from the 1st book and the jeep falling off a cliff and getting stuck in a tree in the Lost world book.
Crichton being forced into writing The Lost World killed any chance of Jurassic Park being a good series.
It's a damn shame because it has the best aesthetics of any dinosaur-based media.
They're parked next to where the goat is, and the car gets pushed over where the hole in the fence in. You know, where the t-rex came in. You can see the other side is the same level until they climb up on the ledge.
Right after they visited the Trike they backtracked because that was the quickest way back to the visitors center.
The movies don't show it but the tour route apparently has a few roundabouts that lets them turn around if they need to.
The rest of the movie is so good I can forgive Spielberg's complete senility in that nonsensical sequence. He was probably working around ILM there cutting it together anyway.
This, honestly. They fricked up. It happens. It's still a great movie. What annoys me is people just refusing to accept it's a mistake and trying to prove it with bullshit like OP's pic.
Next thing I saw her in after that movie was a Ben Fold's Five music video where she's getting an abortion, so maybe that anon was even creepier back then.
The T-rex enclosure has a 30 foot deep trench surrounding it entirely, the only exception is where it meets the lagoon. The trench and lagoon were supposed to contain the t-rex if it ever escaped, however, nobody thought the T-rex would be a fantastic swimmer, and it simply swam through the lagoon.
The trench is not a natural formation, it was dug out as part of construction. The roadway runs inside the trench.
That's not Lex's ass.
It's the same stunt double used in the scene where Lex fell out of the ceiling when the raptor poked his head up there.
I forget her name.
I kinda have a thing for female stunt doubles. Bit weird on the surface, but it's more of a fondness for women willing to keep themselves in terrific shape and do dangerous things on camera for money.
Jennifer Badger, Zoe Bell, Joana Bennett, just to name a few.
Jennifer has been around for a looooong time. Nearly thirty years. I noticed her twenty years ago when she played a blind assassin in the tv show Angel.She was cute, and the pants she wore tried to hide her ass and legs, but failed miserably. That was back before yoga pants were a thing. After a while of watching, you can get a feel for stunt women. I knew the Tusken Warrior in Book of Boba Fett was Joanna by the way she moved without ever seeing her face.
people say that Phil Tippett's animatic show that the car was supposed to be dragged down the road a bit. though in the final shot, it's not that far from the second car again.
something I never even noticed from the original but see now is that Ian Malcolm is on the t-rex's, which is the reason he busts into the toilet. kek.
Still more interesting than "lol what if we blow up the island and make everyone sad" while forgetting there's more than 1 island. You can make JW3 better with editing, JW2 is just bad.
I don't think any of the JW are close to the original JP but 1 and 3 can be perfectly watchable while 2 has a rotten soul.
why haven't they made another movie that takes place at the same time as jurassic park? but set it on isla sorna, where they had more dinos and the main labs
What kind of dipshit puts TLW ahead of JP? It wasn't an offensive sequel but it's a downgrade.
The first one was truly groundbreaking in visual effects, and has an excellent script, cast, and musical score.
It's raining, the soil obviously eroded. >what about the trees that are right next to the fence?
Mesozoic tree trunks went way deeper into the earth than modern trees for this exact reason.
It's based on every thing shown directly on screen in the film in all the scenes near the T-Rex paddock. We already know not everything jives perfectly and scenes contradict each other
How do you even go to the toilet when the cars aren't stopping, and if they are stopping, are they not gonna block all the other cars that would drive there if the park was open? And there's only one toilet when one car can seat multiple people, wouldn't there be a massive queue forming at the toilet with cars blocking the road all the way down? Hello, Mr. Hammond?
Women get off from trying to tame beastly creatures with their femininity. It's their way of feeling powerful >look how I can control this deadly unpredictable being!
That's why they french kiss their dogs, rub their pussies on horses, want to have alone time with bears and burn coal
imagine it suddenly decides yours is not a head worth having and squeezes your throat out with its ape strength, you won't pry that grip off with a crowbar
>OH FRICK! Am I gonna get shot because I just stole her hat and ran away with it!? >Oh... They're laughing? Huh. >I guess I'm just a joke to them? >Well FRICK them!! Let's see if I laugh if I MURDER THEM!
It's okay, he's Silverblack, it's part of his culture, don't be a culture denier.
>I wonder why he did it. Its not like they can understand humor
They're mammals with complex social organization, what makes you think they can't understand humor?
>a rough model that got into the movie without the glaring mistake of a weird death-pit for the dinosaur
I don't see the problem here. That's why you make story-boards, script rewrites and models in the first place?
You watch the film and think Hammond's this nice old guy and Nedry's all evil, and he is because he's so fat that's how you can tell.
However when you read the book you see that Nedry really wasn't being paid and that Hammond was a cheapskate and it could've all been avoided. Re-watching the film you can see that the cheapskate thing still holds up.
>You watch the film and think Hammond's this nice old guy
I thought that when I was a kid but looking back he was obviously made out to be a piece of shit. Not evil but grossly negligent and would go to prison after they escape.
HOWEVER on my last rewatch I realized he was kinda based for wanting to try again and he probably would've pulled it off. I liked the more nuanced take of the movie unlike in the book where he just blatantly ruins everything.
He's so charming I just find myself getting caught up in his conman schemes. Thing is though he's not a total conman. He made the dinosaurs real there were just a few problems with the park design and nothing that solid engineering couldn't fix. tbh In the film he basically did nothing wrong.
i farted
what if the t-rex falls?
Bingo, except in the film there isn't a separate fence there and the T-rex just fricks off afterwards.
Hammond was grossly negligent. It was only a matter of time before the T-Rex was hurt.
Did he died?
No, he's fine. There's a longer version where he swims to some rocks and climbs out.
its ITT
lions can swim, not as good as tigers, he is fine, is basically a pond
that aquatic apes theory seems kind of silly when you realize that humans are practically the ONLY vertebrate animal that doesn't instinctively know how to swim
Why does shit like this make me laugh so much?
Because it's funny. I love how concerned the other lion looks, like "you okay buddy?".
personification
Huh??
Because you’re a psycho that laughs at cruelty to animals
MODS!!!!
he died moments later
Thank you, never saw the rest of it.
Because the lion isn't actually hurt but you can see in its face how pissed off it is.
He just like me fr
its nice to see his lion friend was concerned with his safety
The Lion King has taught many people that brothers couldn't rule together. Male lions are not competitive within their own litter. Brothers will have prides together. Tigers are bros with their bros too. However, male lions will also straight up murder another prides cubs when they take it over to ensure their cubs get raised.
This is why dating single mothers is a bad idea
The instinct is there
Seeing animals in cages makes me sad
KWAB
ouch
Are we the baddies?
Yeah imagine if this happened to you
>chilling in your natural enviroment
>bunch of monkeys making excited sounds approaches
>captures you
>hauls you off in a crate
>you are terrified
>loaded into a truck
>taking to multiple facilities
>put on a plane
>this whole time you are having medical shit done to you, including injections
>probably get tranq'd multiple times, wake up with no clue where you are
>eventually wind up in an open-air prison
>climate is all wrong
>there are hundreds of the monkeys
>they all point and laugh and shriek at you
>they never stop coming
>you can never go home
>you can never be free again
Earth is just a zoo for aliens you homosexual.
Zoos in the first world no longer take animals from the wild. They're either born in captivity or rescued from abusive situations. They also generally do not buy or sell animals, but trade among each other.
Polar bears are the only bears which only eat meat. They are not your friends, don't feel sorry for them.
>Never forget what they took from you.
adapt or die, homosexual.
I have no synpathy for any animal that would eat me if it could.
Burn more coal. Total polar bear death.
I agree but zoos are fine
No ;__;
it's ok bro the zookeepers show them human love
It's to keep the poachers out
It makes me sad and angry. They don't belong there, it's not possible to keep a lion in captivity without abusing him. But nobody cares but some peta freaks. Everyone acts like it's fine. I get that you can keep a lot of animals in zoos without damaging them in some way, it can even be benificial for some species, but definitely not big cats or elephants
>t. Has pets
Cats own us, not the other way around. Dogs are specifically built to desire us to be happy so they do it to themselves.
>It makes me sad and angry. They don't belong there, it's not possible to keep a lion in captivity without abusing him. But nobody cares but some peta freaks. Everyone acts like it's fine. I get that you can keep a lot of animals in zoos without damaging them in some way, it can even be benificial for some species, but definitely not big cats or elephants
They're fine, crytitty, better than them being hunted down by Black folk and chinks for voodoo boner pills.
My tiny local zoo has nice enclosures, usually two types of animals together for non predators, and the door to their sleeping area is always open so they can go inside whenever they want. All very happy and none of the repetitive pacing. I'm always shocked going to big expensive zoos seeing how shit the enclosures are and how depressed the animals get locked out on display all day.
yes, we should kill all the subhumans in gaza
>Seeing animals in cages makes me sad
Humans are animals in a civilizational cage.
>the Agricultural Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Don't look in the mirror bro
Can two male lions really get along like this? In nature they brutally murder each other over lion pussy.
>YIFY
kys
No pussy, no problems.
>In nature they brutally murder each other over lion pussy.
This is actually a myth, almost all lion breeds have multiple males per pride and nomad males often roll with one or more male siblings, most species will also have entirely male prides called coalitions. Where they start killing each other is when coalitions have gang wars over good territory.
cool kitties
Boy do I have the commentary for you: Brothers in Blood: The Lions of Sabi Sand
>Can two male lions really get along like this
they gay lmaoooo homosexual lions have been witnesses in zoos AND the wild several times
someone hug that lil homie immediately
frick off back to /gif/
sick frick
It's not safe.
lmao stupid chimpanzee cant even use the seesaw right
fascinating how much like us they are
million tears
The video makes this look more painful. The BONK is pretty loud and the child-like way the monkey cries.
bump
I broke my arm once on a seesaw, I cried a lot afterwards because it was on the first day of the class trip and I was sad about my parents paying without me enjoying it.
I am quite enjoyed you wasted your time reading this.
jokes on you butthole, I didn't read any of that.
what is that "plaything"? looks like you could snap a limb if it got caught
That swing installation does not look very safe in general. Seems that it is easily possible to squish some arm, leg or neck in between the outer and inner pipes.
this lion is mentally moronic. Normal animals don't have this kind of issues with spatial awareness. being caged up fricked with his genes.
Animals do moronic shit all the time in nature
Quit being dramatic
>Animals don't make mistakes
You're the moronic one, Anon.
They look weak as frick I could easily take them on.
I've never seen a character who's more
>literally me
>"Brothah! Take my hand!"
just bioengineer another with the blood from that rex
He's a big guy.
Then nature selected it for extinction and chaos theory plays out.
if he dies, he dies
All the T-Rex’s in the park are Female
All the animals in the park are fed lysine
It’s vision is based on movement
I think it’s gonna be fine.
food
Most animals have eyes and a sense of self-preservation.
Zoos are so fricking depressing. Jesus. I went to one in my city and I was astonished how small the large animal enclosure was. It's not enough space of elephants and giraffes and shit. Really, none of the enclosures are, but the large animal one is the worst.
Maybe zoos should not have huge fricking herbivores in the middle of cities.
By that logic, I guess you should put scorpions in the Giraffe enclosure?
Oh wait, that doesn't work... I wonder why...
>NO! I'm saying NO ANIMALS should be locked up in prisons you asssshoooooooooooooole
Nice false equivalence dicklord. I don't give a frick what they do with the scorpions. It's a bug. I do care about mammals, because I am one.
By that logic, I guess you should put ferrets in the Giraffe enclosure?
>t. someone definitely being reincarnated as a scorpion in his next life now
have fun!
cool, no emotions, only alive for a couple years tops.
And you can kill the frick out of most anything
without zoos nobody would give a shit about conservation and theyd all be hunted to extinction.
The african safari at my local zoo is massive. They have termite mounds, elephants, giraffes, everything in a large open field. They use to have cars that drove through it but the animals started to attack them so they replaced it with a ski lift sky lift thing. So you basically dangle your feet by some stupid giraffes head and try to kick it.
What zoo? Sounds like something you made up.
Jurassic Park
fort wayne zoo you nerd.
Dubbo open plains zoo in Australia has an area like that with tour buses
Theres a polar bear at the Portland zoo that walks backwards in exactly the same footfalls over and over and over. I thought it was a quirk until I read that bear is basically insane and thats what his brain has him do to cope.
There should legitimately be like 4 zoos in the world that span tens of miles, and only for conservation efforts. Modern zoos are awful.
Right so I guess animals never make mistakes
Is that why they put spikes on the edge to make sure the elephant doesn't accidentally trip over it?
The movie t-rex can't see anything that isn't moving
WHO THE FRICK CARES? It's an imaginary creature that doesn't and never existed in an imaginary fantasy movie
>It's an imaginary creature that doesn't and never existed
who is going to tell him?
those bones are not real, that's a provable fact
theyre molded after the actual fossils, tom
it's real plaster, chud
this is the type of poster that thinks you can walk on water if you palm your hands hard enough
This is the type of moron that grows up thinking dinosaurs are real when they were invented in the 1800s and carbondating is fake and gay. Earth is 6000 years old, morons.
why does dinos being real offend you
It's made up rubbish to prop up evolution to kids in school
tell me more of your tales of magic israelites splitting oceans
The final redpill is that they were real, they were man-made animals genetically altered to be war beasts and they were wiped out by the biblical flood.
They would have been on the ark with Noah if they existed. Two of every kind.
Then prove it
He's right, everybody knows dinos were boneless
technically, they're not dinos. they're fictional frog mutants with tiny bits of dino dna.
He gets T-Wreckt
>t.kid from the desert scene
then he'll be a SPLATASAURUS REX
You know what would go great with our enclosure for a multi-million dollar bird brained animal? A giant death cliff.
>*activates hurricane.exe*
Wait so it wasn't just me?
did mouses in 1993 really look like this
Yes, and you'll never believe what was on the bottom
There was nothing more satisfying than cleaning all the gunk out of the the ball area too.
Man, all the Black folk in my school would steal those. It got so bad I had to take out the one in my mouse at home and bring it to school with me just so I could use the school's computers.
I-I used to take these and use it to play ping pong during recess.
have a nice day you stealing Black person
I still have a bag of these in my garage and I just can't bring myself to throw them out.
>mouse stops working smoothly
>open it up and scrape the crud that's built up on the wheels
How could that shit build up so quickly. My desk wasn't even dirty.
dude, have you ever owned a white mouse? shit gets dirty in a matter of days
My old ball mouse was dark grey and every mouse I've ever owned since then has been black.
But the amount of asiatic that would collect on those tiny little wheels and ball was amazing. It would come off in a solid strip.
I remember our family computer's white mouse had visible dirty fingerprints on it. My brother left a glob of neon orange after eating cheetos.
it didn't look dirty cause your mouseball was absorbing the dust and grit and cramming it in the well
I miss the days of lint in the school library's mouse.
I was always amazed how accurate these mice actually were. Blew my mind as a kid, that you can get millimeter exact movements with this method.
obligatory meme
Yeah they fricking sucked.
That one is from 1986-1991 possibly, but yes.
Yes. They had a singular button and a stupid shape
apple mice have always been weird in my opinion.
same year jurassic park came out, microsoft pretty had their mouse design down, and in 1996 would add a scroll wheel to it creating the standard modern mouse design.
Here is an old Mac Mouse.
How quaint
>ah ah ah you didn't say the n word
>ah ah ah you didn't say the n word
>ah ah ah you didn't say the n word
>ah ah ah you didn't say the n word
>ah ah ah you didn't say the n word
Black person goddamnit
>newman
lol I always thought this too
macs dont run .exe sweety
>being a pedantic moron
Your autism is showing
But why would there be a massive chasm there?
They are driving along the partition wall between enclosures
So the T-Rex can play peek-a-boo with the guests.
>Gallimimus exhibit across from T-Rex exhibit
Not canon, try again.
That's the map from the book, not the movie
No, it's from the movie. If you read the book you'd know there were different dinosaurs from the movie.
Those cars are facing the wrong way
nuh uh, its daylight in the pic, whats wrong is the t rex in the area
Ok gotcha. The Rex confused me
Muldoons legs
Dinnigers are moronic and fall off obvious drop offs.
What's new?
Not sure why, but I always assumed that the chasm they fell in was about half as tall as the Trex and was placed so that the Trex wouldn't get out + a better angle to view the Trex from the jeeps. Maybe it was because the book describes it like that?
It's a mash together of scenes from the two different books. The T-Rex scenene from the 1st book and the jeep falling off a cliff and getting stuck in a tree in the Lost world book.
crichton wrote the lost world after the first movie came out. it was literally just a cash grab due to how massively popular the first one was
Crichton being forced into writing The Lost World killed any chance of Jurassic Park being a good series.
It's a damn shame because it has the best aesthetics of any dinosaur-based media.
Look at all the shots from the scene. There simply can't be a big drop like that anywhere.
Wait wait wait... then where the frick did they fall?
They're parked next to where the goat is, and the car gets pushed over where the hole in the fence in. You know, where the t-rex came in. You can see the other side is the same level until they climb up on the ledge.
I don't follow
So when/where does the cliff appear again?
It appears shortly after, when the t-rex spins the car around, and they climb up on the little concrete wall. Then there's suddenly a massive drop.
When did the cars flip around to be facing the other way on the track?
Right after they visited the Trike they backtracked because that was the quickest way back to the visitors center.
The movies don't show it but the tour route apparently has a few roundabouts that lets them turn around if they need to.
The rain eroded the ground. It was a monsoon.
Trex came from the left side.
They were on their way back when the power went out , you gotta look it from the other angle.
in the big ass pit that we see in OPs picrel.
what you posted is what we call a "movie error".
It was a sinkhole
TIM NO TIM
The rest of the movie is so good I can forgive Spielberg's complete senility in that nonsensical sequence. He was probably working around ILM there cutting it together anyway.
This, honestly. They fricked up. It happens. It's still a great movie. What annoys me is people just refusing to accept it's a mistake and trying to prove it with bullshit like OP's pic.
Dude, she's 12.
Next thing I saw her in after that movie was a Ben Fold's Five music video where she's getting an abortion, so maybe that anon was even creepier back then.
Out of 10
The T-rex enclosure has a 30 foot deep trench surrounding it entirely, the only exception is where it meets the lagoon. The trench and lagoon were supposed to contain the t-rex if it ever escaped, however, nobody thought the T-rex would be a fantastic swimmer, and it simply swam through the lagoon.
The trench is not a natural formation, it was dug out as part of construction. The roadway runs inside the trench.
More like JurASSic Park
Butts
That's not Lex's ass.
It's the same stunt double used in the scene where Lex fell out of the ceiling when the raptor poked his head up there.
I forget her name.
I kinda have a thing for female stunt doubles. Bit weird on the surface, but it's more of a fondness for women willing to keep themselves in terrific shape and do dangerous things on camera for money.
Jennifer Badger, Zoe Bell, Joana Bennett, just to name a few.
Jennifer has been around for a looooong time. Nearly thirty years. I noticed her twenty years ago when she played a blind assassin in the tv show Angel.She was cute, and the pants she wore tried to hide her ass and legs, but failed miserably. That was back before yoga pants were a thing. After a while of watching, you can get a feel for stunt women. I knew the Tusken Warrior in Book of Boba Fett was Joanna by the way she moved without ever seeing her face.
I really admire this kind of honest autism. Godspeed, stunt double waifu-er
🙂
hammond if he spared expense
people say that Phil Tippett's animatic show that the car was supposed to be dragged down the road a bit. though in the final shot, it's not that far from the second car again.
something I never even noticed from the original but see now is that Ian Malcolm is on the t-rex's, which is the reason he busts into the toilet. kek.
>That's not the real reason they had extra children
JP1 is the only good movie in this series.
3 is better than 2
2 is better than 3
they're all ok except JW2
JP >>> JPIII > TLW >>> JW >>> JWFK > JWD
JW3 had more cool dino scenes and a slightly less annoying cast or at least had Sam Neil. fallen kingdom is literally a hate letter to fans of JP
Fair, but JWD takes the loss because it's a movie about bugs and a Mary Sue impregnating herself.
Still more interesting than "lol what if we blow up the island and make everyone sad" while forgetting there's more than 1 island. You can make JW3 better with editing, JW2 is just bad.
I don't think any of the JW are close to the original JP but 1 and 3 can be perfectly watchable while 2 has a rotten soul.
You know, I can agree with that. I actually forgot that they forgot that Sorna existed.
What a fricking joke.
why haven't they made another movie that takes place at the same time as jurassic park? but set it on isla sorna, where they had more dinos and the main labs
Wasn't that the first half of Lost World?
no? lost world is 4 years later
JP>TLW=JPIII>>>>JW=FK>>>>>>>JWD
Actually correct ranking:
TLW > JP > The first 10 minutes of FK > JP3 > JW > The rest of FK > JWD
What kind of dipshit puts TLW ahead of JP? It wasn't an offensive sequel but it's a downgrade.
The first one was truly groundbreaking in visual effects, and has an excellent script, cast, and musical score.
It's JP>>>>>TLW:JP>
>>>JW>>JW:FK>JW:D, it really is that simple
The books >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your list.
Truth.
2 was good popcorn fun.
The rest are trash though, yes.
It's raining, the soil obviously eroded.
>what about the trees that are right next to the fence?
Mesozoic tree trunks went way deeper into the earth than modern trees for this exact reason.
Wheres the cliff they get thrown over?
see where it says moat and -15?
This suggest the big drop is next to the tunnel, which it cannot be, as you can see here
There's no service road between the tunnel and the fence either.
It's based on every thing shown directly on screen in the film in all the scenes near the T-Rex paddock. We already know not everything jives perfectly and scenes contradict each other
Are morons really arguing this isn't the logical setup for that enclosure because of some shitty editing in the film?
A figured this out as a 8 year old watching the film.
why would you put a giant pit for the billion dollar trex to fall into and die? it would be fenced off as well.
anyone else autisticly try to get the jeeps to leave tire trails like the trailers showed?
No but I remember autisticly wanting the ability to recreate Jurassic Park but can't because everything is built in squares.
I fed the t-rex costa rican workers so I didnt have to pay them at the end of the month, nor for the food
How do you even go to the toilet when the cars aren't stopping, and if they are stopping, are they not gonna block all the other cars that would drive there if the park was open? And there's only one toilet when one car can seat multiple people, wouldn't there be a massive queue forming at the toilet with cars blocking the road all the way down? Hello, Mr. Hammond?
But what about condors?
Condors ate all the chili and seabass. They had their chance.
I assumed it was there for workers, not for guests, but haven't studied the scene in enough detail to make a definitive conclusion either way.
I wonder why he did it. Its not like they can understand humor
Animals are smarter than you think.
empire of dust deleted scene
why are they fraternizing with wild animals like that? it's unnatural and it unironically debases the animal
Why are women like this
they're less evolved
Women get off from trying to tame beastly creatures with their femininity. It's their way of feeling powerful
>look how I can control this deadly unpredictable being!
That's why they french kiss their dogs, rub their pussies on horses, want to have alone time with bears and burn coal
I don't want to hear this air of superiority from you when monstergirlgays want the exact same thing by "taming" monstergirls
WE WIN WHITE BOY
imagine it suddenly decides yours is not a head worth having and squeezes your throat out with its ape strength, you won't pry that grip off with a crowbar
It's like looking at a Far Side comic.
>gorilla instinctively wears hats backwards
Kek
>BLACKED.COM
of course, she's white AND blonde..............
I got hard
Obligatory
Wait until they find out gorrilas have smol peepee
Dis rilla zesty.
Don't say riller, that's racist.
>OH FRICK! Am I gonna get shot because I just stole her hat and ran away with it!?
>Oh... They're laughing? Huh.
>I guess I'm just a joke to them?
>Well FRICK them!! Let's see if I laugh if I MURDER THEM!
It's okay, he's Silverblack, it's part of his culture, don't be a culture denier.
You just know.
Mileschads we won
to all the blacked comments. that's a female gorilla.
It was tortured, "trained", by the handler to do so.
yea, its kinda obvious since the trainer is giving it cues
>Its not like they can understand humor
you sure about that?
They do, they even understand mockery.
god this webm always gets me i love how fricking moronic the rhino looks at the very end truly outclassed by elechads
>I wonder why he did it. Its not like they can understand humor
They're mammals with complex social organization, what makes you think they can't understand humor?
Accurate depiction of the threads creator.
Doesn't the shot of the missing goat pan up and to the left*?
If the Rex was standing where the camera points, then it would be halfway over the drop.
*"Up and to the left. Up and to the left."
What was Spielperve trying to tell us, goize?
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If they were so rich why did they eat chili and sea bass?
>a rough model that got into the movie without the glaring mistake of a weird death-pit for the dinosaur
I don't see the problem here. That's why you make story-boards, script rewrites and models in the first place?
swap that bullshit out for dinoriders and you might be onto something
>lets put our hundred million dollar half blind dinosaur next to a fatal drop with no barrier
>spared no expense
Its vision is based on movement; so let's surround him with "terrifying chasms!"
You watch the film and think Hammond's this nice old guy and Nedry's all evil, and he is because he's so fat that's how you can tell.
However when you read the book you see that Nedry really wasn't being paid and that Hammond was a cheapskate and it could've all been avoided. Re-watching the film you can see that the cheapskate thing still holds up.
>You watch the film and think Hammond's this nice old guy
I thought that when I was a kid but looking back he was obviously made out to be a piece of shit. Not evil but grossly negligent and would go to prison after they escape.
HOWEVER on my last rewatch I realized he was kinda based for wanting to try again and he probably would've pulled it off. I liked the more nuanced take of the movie unlike in the book where he just blatantly ruins everything.
Why should Hammond go to jail for his son's sabotage?
He's so charming I just find myself getting caught up in his conman schemes. Thing is though he's not a total conman. He made the dinosaurs real there were just a few problems with the park design and nothing that solid engineering couldn't fix. tbh In the film he basically did nothing wrong.