>We want Tom Hardy, but we're on a tight budget
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The inexpensive version of an actor
>We want Tom Hardy, but we're on a tight budget
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
>we need someone to play egyption royalty
>we found this thing in the zoo
Jennifer Lawrence? No way, we've got a cheaper and better alternative.
Was gonna post her.
Upgrade was pretty good.
I've only seen him in Prometheus that's it. He must do a lot of movies I'm not interested in at all.
Upgrade is uniorinically kino
oh wait yeah that one too.
aight i'll check out quarry
More like Downgrade from Tom Hardy lol
CARLOS
>the only policeman in the whole movie is a black female
>the non-binary hacker
>kino
lmoa
Yeah that shit was cringe but the movie overall is great
We have Venom at home
It's a better film than Venom.
Dude you're missing out on some kino
Upgrade 2018
Quarry 2016
Upgrade was stupid.
Upgrade is a gay ass movie
Just don't do what the robot wants and nothing bad will happen
You shut your prostitute mouth
>We need Gary Oldman
>We have Gary Oldman at home
>Gary Oldman at home
Epic ledfit maymay
>get me that whalberg guy
>mark?
>no the cheap one
Hes also the one that can actually act.
wanted to say this
the dude is a much better actor than his bro, and I love marky mark
also a better dancer, performer or whatever they both did when they were younger
>Salvation Army Johnny Depp
>We need a cheaper Deborah Ann Woll
She'll do it for free
literally who
Don't say her name or you'll summon that guy.
don't tell me that that homosexual is still not perma banned
He could be on dyn IP. Also, there's actually more than one, but not all of 'em are as dedicated.
There's only one real autist. Any others are just hangers on playing along.
>the coal mine
post it
man, imagine blowing your load on that face
It's actually uncanny how much they look alike.
reddit thread
who is the budget Christian Bale?
he's way hotter than Tom Hardy so there's that
>I NEED BURN GORMAN IN MY MOVIE!!!
>S-sir, he's busy with other project, we can't get him
>GET ME BURN GORMAAAAN!!!!!
>S-sir, we can get the next best thing...a-and it will be almost for free
>I'm listening
That's Burn Shortman
kek. i would hate it if i was burn gorman, decent actor with a unique look, and then some troon comes along that morphs into looking just like me.
>I said BURN GORMAN
>not BURN VICTIM
this guy is actually a good as frick actor and is in some kino
i loved quarry, actually one of the best shows i've watched, no idea how it got canned after only 1 season
surprised he isn't more famous, he's also a massive chad.
probably refused to participate in a satanic ritual or something
aand the winner iiis ... Samara! She is the prettiest of them all.
I've seen all of their breasts.
Mackey wins
I am actually faceblind aren't I?
Upgrade was awesome, frick you.
We'd like someone like Jeffrey Combs to play this other character. Hmmm ... hey, how about Jeffrey Combs?
Literally the only guy on this list who qualifies as his own replacement.