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The Internet Is Losing It Over Tom Holland's Gay Sex Scene in The Crowded Room
https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a44550879/tom-holland-sex-scene-the-crowded-room-reactions-memes/
Trannies will tell you it's just chuds on Cinemaphile.
I'm not losing it
Well, me and my army of Cinemaphile sisters do. You are not us.
why are british """""men""""" like this?
The majority of Brit women are slags.
Watching Spider-Man get ass fricked
HOT
Suddenly his claims about becoming an alcoholic and wanting to quit acting recently make a lot more sense lmao
Why did he do it?
He could have declined the role
He is a gay buttslave to Hollywood producers, he can't decline any role they want him in
It's part of the Hollywood deal that you have to be in a gay scene as a white man or dress up as a woman as a black man. Inb4 boys look up to male actors, they have to be sworn into sodomy.
That's another episode of anon thinking his homosexual fantasy is real.
>Oy vey the goyim know!
You know why
Why do whining, ungrateful nignogs like Dave Chappelle and Tariq Nasneed pretend emasculation is concentrated on blacks instead of on all men?
>Why did he do it?
Zendaya bragged about all the sick shit she did on Euphoria and he probably got jealous
This. He wanted to do something like Euphoria and prove after multiple flops that he can do more than Spider-Man. Too bad this wasn't it and nobody will take him seriously anymore.
does it every night with his favela gf
the most likely scenario is that they told him he's doing this or it'll be his even twinkier little brother that'll be ~~* hollywood's *~~ newest twink party favor
Whos the girl on the right? Also i miss it baxk when girls qere skinny.
p-puta?
Oscar bait.
worse, it's emmy bait
people say he's a gay but I think it's clearly not a coincidence he's leaving hollywood after this so he probably got tricked by some producers or even his agent into doing it and then it dawned on him what he had done
He's totally going to kys because of this btw
i already said that once hollywood saw his brothers it's either he does it or they get passed around next
I think he gave the wrong impression by taking too "flamboyant" roles to build his career. Some degenerate producers noticed that and pushed him to stardom in exchange of his ass. I think he let lots of things on autopilot(zendanya as his gif was probably a suggestion from his manager and not his choice)ever since he got the spiderman role and ended up regretting it.
>Actor Tom Holland killed himself after being forced to act gay and troony adjacent for a role, is it time to admit lgbt is chronic mental illness?
God I hope this becomes true
He was unusually close with Harrison Osterfield, and he jumped into homoerotic gags with Gyllenhaal on FFH after some gay pundits joked about Spidey/Mysterio sex fantasies.
>Zendaya makes out with two white boys
>better get my ass raped by a black guy
...?
that will show her..
probably thought he was gonna get some woke brownie points since chalamet got popular right after he did the pedo movie with Armie (the IRL cannibal) Hammer. With the bud light controversy though, all its done is show how sick everyone is of degeneracy
>I got so bothered by all the negative reactions, I quit hollywood
sure tom. You gambled on homosexualry and lost
This. His agent told him ut won't harm his career. Fujo c**ts will rave abiut him. Chalamet is doind Dune, you can too.
Problem is that he went full gay. It's fricking gross assrape by a Black person. Nobody wants to see this, girls especially.
Um, you should totally not watch his Lipsync Battle against Zendaya (they weren't together at that time).
I can't believe zoomers saw this and kept thinking this guy is in any way heterosexual.
Well, like Adam Driver said in an interview with Colbert: he (Adam) didn't have to be an astronaut to play Kylo Ren. That's why it's acting, you are not literally the thing you're interpreting
>I will choose to interpret a mentally I’ll homosexual bouncing on AIDS nig Dick
Lmao yeah it’s all about the ART
He could have declined the role.
His entire family could have died in a freak accident.
You never know what's going to happen.
You know its acting right?
>gay interracial rape, Tom what do you say?
>sign me up!
I no longer think this board is capable of distinguishing reality from fiction. The WEBM thread from a few weeks back had anons thinking actors/actresses were having a full blown sex scene disregarding the BTS of dozens of cameras and crew workers.
Would you suck a big black wiener if the script demanded it? remember it's just acting, you're not actually enjoying it.
It was one your demands, Tom you gay
You can fake fighting, you can't fake grinding and kissing another man
Hot
He's English
He wanted to be a "serious" actor and overcorrected to extreme homosexual.
Look up who directed the episode.
So have the tribe has written. And so will the goyim oblige.
lgbt mental illness is low hanging fruit for actors and directors to make artsy farsty shit. It's practically "take me seriously" oscar bait
Alcohol never made me want to get railed by some ugly black dude though
Nevermind with a camera crew filming it
He became an alcoholic as a response to the trauma of doing this role
>Alcohol never made me want to get railed by some ugly black dude though
You haven't drunk enough
Talking from experience?
>by some ugly black dude though
how about Idris Elba though?
Idris Elba is really ugly
him being above average or even hot is a Hollywood meme and you can't say anything because he's black
Look at him, he'd be close to an hermit incel in Africa
So which black man do you think is attractive?
None. Black folk are basically gorillas.
he's not ugly
he's not handsome in the classical sense. His face is super masculine and his voice is deep. Women like handsome guys especially twink faces but also they love these rough macho types. He could probably pull most women at the bar from his presence alone.
Also Tom was always a homosexual. He gives off pure bottom twink energy. Bet he let the two other spidermen go to town on his ass.
>Idris Elba is really ugly
he was handsome as stringer
Not yet.
>he doesnt get railed by some ugly black dude with a camera crew filming it
ngmi
>IMPRESSIVE
You crafty bastard
heh
>IN, AM I?
That damn parker luck.
I don't think this was a wise career move for him. He'll get applause from shrill, numerically irrelevant lgbt fringes but his overall public image may become compromised.
Don't forget Miles Morales getting buttfricked by trans Gwen in the latest Spider-verse flick
I don’t think so, either. I don’t know if he has a bad agent, or switched agents, or is ignoring advice from his agents or what. Let’s just set the gay stuff aside; once actors hit it “big” or establish a “name” for themselves, these kinds of graphic sex scenes are avoided as they are viewed as cheapening their image and a big step down.
Joaquin Phoenix is doing X-rated gay sex in a Todd Haynes movie soon. For the awards.
>Don't forget Miles Morales getting buttfricked by trans Gwen in the latest Spider-verse flick
Keep your troony fantasies on /lgbt/
Peter Parker getting butt fricked is a canon event.
buck status: broken
let no white man ever consider doing this shit again
>gen z's preference is a bbc
spidermanbros?
>twitter celebrates homosexualry
news at 11
>he had a "tough time" going to such dark places
If someone put there willy on my azzhole they'd be in for a surprise because it's full of poo lmao. I just did a poo where the turd oozes out and now I'm back in bed but I already need to poo again. I poo constantly wtf I didn't even eat much but poo just oozes out fricking homosexuals getting poo dick lmao God I hate americans so much
>I poo constantly
Uuuegh homie you're an animal
Why would that be a surprise? homosexuals are coprophiliacs who love feces. They do stuff like “piggy parties”.
hot
Would
>those facial expressions
a little too natural for ole tom
he's a natural femboy bawd
This would be top tier homosexual fap material if the scene didn't feature that filthy fricking Black person character
God I wish that were me
So is show just some Requiem for a Dream kinda shit where Holland's character goes to any levels to get a fix or something?
What a moron
what the frick is wrong with americans
He must've gotten paid a lot of money for this.
or they just told him it was a great opportunity to "explore himself as an actor" and really show his range and emotion
>range and emotion
does anyone doubt that a Hollywood actor can't "act" like a homosexual? lol
Can I show my range and emotion by plowing vjuice in a movie?
jesus christ
his family friendly image and marketability gone in a flash
why the hell did he do it
yeah hollywood deserves to crash and burn
that's so gay
I ain't even gay but I'd definitely dominate a man this way especially if they're not gay. so fricking hot.
Now we know what he meant.
Damn...
>what's that mr. metalstonestein? you want me to bring my brothers to the premiere? you've got some friends that might be interested in getting their careers started? gee golly that sounds swell!
>...
>less than 2 years later you are here
Left one is most attractive of the 3
Wait what's the implication here? If he didn't take the role, producers would make his younger brothers do worse stuff but IRL?
And he caved anyways. Why are zoomers so weak? Women or men alike.
see
100% he was molested
>There are men so perverted and immoral that they willingly let another man put their penis in the organ that produces waste for nothing more than sexual pleasure
What did they use for lube? Spit? Was it a gay bar that has lube dispensers in the bathroom?
After a couple times your body adapts and your anus actually produces lubricant its why lots of bottoms need diapers
There's a far more common name for that "lubricant".
Why do Americans think the cornhole is a sex organ?
The “lube” is diarrhea and/or blood.
It's not as good without the moans.
https://twitter.com/StickyBeeSyrup/status/1680051734347915265
FUUUUUUUUUCK THOSE MOANS. I'M ROCK HARD - DIAMONDS.
Those moans were a little too good
What did Spiderman mean by this
Spidey was always gay. Why'd you think he never pumped Aunt May?
he's a really good "actor".
>Moan like a woman as you receive the black man's AIDS dispenser into your stretched out butthole
The ideal inspiration for kids today
Gay.
Jesus Christ.
kwab
When he read the script, he knows that he was into. So he liked it and decided to proceed.
>Producer: We don’t have a script written yet but it’s the perfect part for you.
>Tom: Can you tell me anything about it?
>Producer: Well it’s the story of your character, Kneel Gayman, and his passionate relationship with his partner, Rob Coaltrain.
Tom: I’m in.
>Rob Coaltrain
My sides
Another guy selling his soul to Satan for fame and fortune. They use his corrupted image to influence millions of young people for globohomo. Many such cases. John Cena has been doing it for years, with his 666 handsigns and now gender-bending, wearing a dress.
Is gay Black person sex so alluring that we have to dedicate every facet of our cultural output to it?
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Is it embarrassing that I’m taking pleasure in this schadenfreude because my inner child wanted nothing more to be Spider-Man and so I hold a very small sense of envy about his achievements? Especially how he was a rich family RADA c**t. It’s okay I know it’s cringe.
do you also feel the same way about Andrew Garfield and Toby Maguire?
humiliation ritual
>The internet
>several twitter accounts
Pick one.
Tom holland unironically gives me gay vibes so he knew what he was signing up for
Did the version of this movie James Cameron wrote have poophole sex
I just did poophole sex to my gf. It's pure kino when done to a woman. Male on male poophole pleasures are simply cringe.
heres your new spiderman bro
Its so fricking over Holland bros
Tom holland is the modern day brendan frasier, mark my words
>The Internet Is Losing It Over Tom Holland's Gay Sex Scene
No it's not. You shills are simply spamming this shit nonstop because the show got terrible ratings. So you're trying to trick people into bumping the views.
would he rather kiss a man in the movie than have the black cat in spider-man??
he would rather have a BBC in his ass
Tom Holland broke the internet
I just don't care
Actors gonna act
What's the big deal
is playing gay the new playing moron for award bait?
ABUELA
ONIONS TROLAZO
I was thinking about this the other day. Bananero predicted this.
I promise this video won't make you gay.
You homosexual mother fricker, you PROMISED ME
>PARKER. GET THAT Black folk wiener OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GO GET ME THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN OR YOU'RE FIRED.
>"PARKER! I said I wanted pictures of Spiderman shooting webs, not pictures of you shooting loads all over the wall with black dick buried in your rectum! You're FIRED!"
>backshots
God damn I fricking hate Americanisms
Rent free.
pretty catchy song tbh
he would have been typecast to these kind of roles years ago if it weren't for spiderman
>Tom, we need more passion. The audience needs to know how much you're feeling it. Let's try having you reach back and pull the buck closer.
>But we've already done 20 takes...
Who comes up with this shit?
You know ~~*who*~~…
he foretold this
tank status?
Buck Breaking II: Revenge of the Bucks
Is he playing Kevin Nash?
He's playing you
>DUDE THE INTERNET GIVES A FRICK ABOUT OUR SHITTY MOVIE PLEASE PLEASE GO WATCH IT
tired of this low effort marketing
I want Tom to bottom for me. Betting he squirms on a wiener like a spiked stoat.
>spider man! spider man! does whatever a spider-GAAAAACK HELP I’M BEING RAAPED…..
>…. on second thought, false alarm…
It's really sad, I mean its his choice and his free will at the end irregardless of if you believe his agents/hollywood forced him to do it but man it really sucks. Like you just wrote yourself out of a whole genre of tough action hero roles. This is the direct opposite of Uncharted or that one movie with Patterson and he has a Southern accent or whatever.
Lol you prude, this hasn't cost him any roles.
It's 2023
Discord is here to damage control.
quads of truth
Digits of truth.
numbers of nobility
Fricking moron lmao
At least the millennial version was actually funny
lil homie got himself blacked
he fell for the homosexual meme
The israelites really have it out for this guy dont they
>HE FUHH MY AHH SO BAAAD
Genuinely wondering
If you had a straight boy right now
Who young man would he look up to as a role model they would want to emmulate closest to their sexuality.
Is it really only logan paul/mr beast?
It should have been Finn. Tom Holland looks nasty
>tom holland is norwood 3 already
Mommy why does spiderman have a penis in his mouth
I wanna get cornholed by a big ass homie like spiderman
I think he's done after this, he's absolutely ngmi. He will either turned up dead from OD or he will disappear from acting for good.
Is that the falcon guy?
Bros.. homosexualry is disgusting.
>ALRIGHT WHITEBOI, I SAY WAKANDA, YOU SAY FOREVER
>WAKANDA
Dude's clearly gay, lavender relationship with Zendaya
This shit all looks so fricking goofy and forced, nobody can tell me that homosexual sex is a natural feeling.
What kind of straight man would take this role in the height of his career?
>once people see what a good ally I am, they're bound to respect me!
>become the next generation's beloved spiderman in multiple, incredibly successful movies
>pivot to a role where he's getting fricked in the ass in a public toilet
the guy's got balls i'll give him that
@187645559
>Created by: Akiva Goldsman
>Inspired by: The Minds of Billy Milligan; by Daniel Keyes
Every. Single. Time.