>the jedi fight darth maul because...um....well.....uh............they.............................................

>the jedi fight darth maul because...um....well.....uh............they.............................................

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he attacked them first though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      yeah self defense, logically it makes sense.
      but it's kind of bland from a story telling perspective
      the outcome of their little duel really has no bearing on the outcome of the battle of naboo. maybe if maul had like a bomb or something to blow up that reactor...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Maul is a Sith who attacks them?

      He doesn't. He stands there menacingly and then the Jedi approach him menacingly as well showing that they intend to do battle with him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he draws his saber first, that’s obviously intent to fight

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He draws his saber because there's a load of guys with blasters there and he might need to deflect their shots if they initiate hostilities. He's just a poor innocent Zabrak man defending himself against naboonian prejudice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He attacked them on Tatooine. Nearly ran over Anakin on his little donut bike. Besides, that doesn't matter. Jedi's number one priority is killing Sith. They are too dangerous to be left alive. Are you moronic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jedi's number one priority is killing Sith.
          No, it's keeping peace in the galaxy and balance in the Force. The latter doesn't necessarily involve killing Sith. You're the moronic one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He attacked them on Tatooine. Nearly ran over Anakin on his little donut bike.
          That was pre-emptive self defence and a freak accident tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He stands there menacingly
        Why do you think he was doing that? He came there to fight them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally just a sci fi version of a western gunfight / samurai movie sword fight. Both sides already decided to duel. It’s a pitched battle; time to draw swords.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't waste your time, OP is looking for a reaction

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they all just shoot him while he was taking off his robes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Qui Gon said that they'd handle it. Did you not watch the movie, genius?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because projectile weapons are for cowards.
      >t. perma-melee neanderthal

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't they? Its the first sith they've seen in a thousand years, why would they let him get away?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Obi Wan killed him instead of capturing him for futher interrogation
      Bravo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >killed him

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The fighter hanger is part of the same complex as the geothermal power plant uhh because...

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is how Maul actually survived
    fricking kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image is fricking moronic, I can't tell what order these panels are supposed to be in. Why wouldn't you just leave the pages as they were?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What order are you meant to read these panels?
      I don't expect anything but garbage and dogshit from comics but is it too much to ask that they have reasonable paneling?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TCW is such fricking garbage. Maul fell into a reactor shaft.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was there milk at the bottom of the bottomless reactor pit guarded by ten laser walls?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fighting sith lords is their specialty

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If some wienery badass came running at me with a double-sided lightsaber, his "motivation" would be the last thing on my mind.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is - why did Qui Gon charge after him instead of waiting for Obi Wan when they had Maul cornered?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if qui gon didn't engage then darth maul would push him to fight in the tiny, enclosed space within the barriers. this situation would be disastrous for the single-bladed, aged, and slow qui gon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Opposite of plot armour.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he may have gone a little too far in some places

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Jedis are racist supremacists. It's like when a white American cop sees a black man walking on the sidewalk in a rich suburb.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's somethign that's really been chafing my ass recently. why does this gunship only blow up one tank only to retreat and let the security forces on foot handle it? another one of the tanks could have been occupied and wiped them all out effectively routing them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that pullback too
      Maybe those guys were cowards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just paid off this speeder and insurance does not cover damage caused by droid invasion. I'll fire one shot and "reposition".

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The primary service that the Jedi provide to the Republic is suppressing superhumans.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're losing it, mike. at least back in the day you made your pathetic whining at least seem like proper cricisms.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Maul is a Sith who attacks them?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Darth Maul swing upwards?

    Why didn’t Obi Wan use Force Speed to save Qui Gon

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he suppose to kill the Princess ? The Jedi were trying to stop him from murdering her.
    unless that's not the plot...I haven't watched the film since it came out

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does he poop, pee and have sex/jerk off without his legs?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the entire Auralnauts saga is superior to the actual star wars films

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