>the key is in the bathtub LMAO

>the key is in the bathtub LMAO

What the frick is this rigged shit?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of unfair asspulls in this franchise, despite it being pure kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asspulls in this franchise
      Yes.

      >it being pure kino
      Absolutely not KEK

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he place him in water without him waking up and then have time to position himself perfectly on the floor without the other guy in the room noticing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs stupid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le drugs

        Is this the latest cope excuse for shitty writing?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          knockout drugs exist. it's truth serum drugs that are the real writer's cope, barring the one in true lies

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >truth serum drugs
            this is a fascinating subject. obviously it's not as simple as injecting one special drug to produce truthfulness like Harry Potter. but the fine science of using certain drugs or wienertails of drugs in various situations for duress interrogation is probably a very developed and private discipline

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did he place him in water without him waking up and then have time to position himself perfectly on the floor without the other guy in the room noticing?

          have you never heard of anesthesia? How do you think someone performs open heart surgery, literally cutting open someone's chest, spreading the ribs apart, etc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the second movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        watched Saw 2 last night. it was kino
        Saw 3 is where things go downhill for sure. All the traps and "grand scheme" theme they brought in set the stage for the series decline. the best part of 3 are the non-trap scenes that capture the gritty insanity of the originals

        also something about Amanda's dialogue delivery at the end for the tape is so bad, like the reading just sounds ridiculous

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, wrong, Saw 2 was already utter shit because it missed exactly what made the first movie good. The first movie was good because both the characters and most importantly the VIEWERS had plenty of time to try and think of a way out of the trap and get lost in those thoughts. Saw 2 was a bunch of 50 IQ morons just trying to bruteforce their way through everything and getting killed in seconds. It already missed the one little good idea this sorry franchise ever had.

          An actual good Saw movie would give each trap at least 30 minutes of real out-of-movie time so that the viewer can really think about it. Also it's crucial none of the traps are inescapable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also how did Dr. Gordan not hear Jiggy drop Adam in the bathtub? He was awake for an hour before Adam woke up.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone was given a fair chance, he did nothing wrong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He slashed Eddie Murphy's throat that one time.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the mastermind being all the traps that kill dozens of people because he doesn't like how they live their lives isn't really the arbiter of fairness?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It makes no sense how unelaborate his "trap" is in the first movie, it's just two guys handcuffed to some pipes in an abandoned bathroom, while there are prequels to this movie that shows him making these extremely elaborate traps before he even traps these two guys.

    The saw franchise is so goddamn stupid because of that. Why would he choose such a boring, unelaborate trap when in the other movies that are prequels to Saw all the traps are extremely intricate? Even Amanda's trap from her game is way more elaborate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bathroom trap is extremely intricate because it has 3 different guys involved each with their own games. A more basic setup makes sense when there are enough moving parts to fill up an entire movie by itself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People don't watch these kinds of movies for the plot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a genius can appreciate simplicity over spaghetti.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop asking questions just consume product and then get excited for next product

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In saw 1 we see the reverse bear trap, the drill chair thing, automaton tricycle Billy and several booby traps. Not as crazy as other films for budget reasons but still some autistic engineering.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this franchise horror movie has a few plot holes
      No shit Sherlock

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      watched Saw 2 last night. it was kino
      Saw 3 is where things go downhill for sure. All the traps and "grand scheme" theme they brought in set the stage for the series decline. the best part of 3 are the non-trap scenes that capture the gritty insanity of the originals

      also something about Amanda's dialogue delivery at the end for the tape is so bad, like the reading just sounds ridiculous

      Amanda's trap is still bullshit since it didn't actually involve her enduring any agony to free herself, she just had to cut someone ELSE open

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea but she was quick
        also she got tested in Saw 2.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the guy wasn't even conscious, so it's barely even psychological torture since he couldn't beg for his life or anything as Amanda is forced to kill him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was completely conscious with full sensation. Jiggy gave him a full body paralytic, he could only move his eyes

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            if jigsaw is meant to give everybody a choice to survive, what was his? blink to amanda in morse code?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              perhaps he was tested previously and failed resulting in his paralysis

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The 'give everyone a chance I hate murderers' is clearly complete bullshit, there's traps where the people whose lives are in the balance are relying on another person to save them, there's traps that are fricking contests where clearly not everyone in them can survive

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Metabolize the drug fast enough to prevent Amanda from killing him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jigsaw must have thought Amanda was a cutie pie and gave her an easy test.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT GUILTY!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's that the famous hacker Anonymous

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE LOVE YOU GOAT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the johnny depp trial was kino.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    him lying there the whole time was fricking moronic and made ZERO sense. They just did it so they could have a WTF LMAO reveal at the end.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he likes to observe his subjects first hand

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello DeShawn, I want to play a game

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jiggy was getting revenge on these tards, he wanted them to suffer and die which is why he made their games unfair and he made the dindu druggie girl’s game easier. Adam and Gordon were supposed to actually have a decent chance at winning.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jiggy was getting revenge on these tards
      No, it was justice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He makes almost every game unfair though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, remember the first movie with the guy who skipped work?
        >dude find the combination on a wall littered with letters with glass on the floor with poison in your body, also if you mess up your body will ignite lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that really all he did? He skipped work?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, first movie was actually pretty straightforward about jiggie being some psycho engineer coming up with excuses to torture and kill people

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?t=127
              They definitely changed him to be more sympathetic over time, because everyone loved Tobin Bell so much. In the second one he laughs at Eric Matthews as he tells him about how his son is trapped

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eric Matthews is one of the few characters where his game was at least warranted. His son didn’t deserve it but he was putting away people with fake charges & planting shit on them to get convictions. Don’t know, he’s better than jigsaw but I wouldn’t say he shouldn’t have been tested

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was doing that to guilty people who were getting off though

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jigsaw admonishes Mathews police brutality and punishes him with game
                >proceeds to collect all the scumbags he framed and torture them as part of said game
                what did Jigsaw mean by this?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saw 2 jiggy is so based. Has more of a Hannibal vibe. I like to imagine Mathews is a character from The Shield

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eric Matthews. You mean from Boy Meets World? Love that guy.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pretty straightforward about jiggie being some psycho engineer coming up with excuses to torture and kill people
              not only is he an engineer though, he's also a brilliant scientist, a ventriloquist, magician, good with arts and craft(mask and cape)

              ?t=127
              They definitely changed him to be more sympathetic over time, because everyone loved Tobin Bell so much. In the second one he laughs at Eric Matthews as he tells him about how his son is trapped

              he's laughing because even if he went up against a court of law they have nothing on him and any judge worth their salt would see that he is a net loss on society

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They dressed it up that the guy was using cancer or some disease to miss work I think but still shows how much jigsaw is full of shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This 'puzzle' never made any fricking sense

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's probably why there's so many theories about it.
            >safe was unlocked all along, he just had to pull on the door
            >combination was glow in the dark, just had to blow out the candle or move it a sufficient distance away
            >combination would light up if the candle was brought close enough to them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jiggy was getting revenge on these tards
      No, it was justice

      He makes almost every game unfair though

      https://i.imgur.com/4XVHPC1.jpg

      >the key is in the bathtub LMAO

      What the frick is this rigged shit?

      >Key is in the bathub

      Then what? what if adam freed himself right there? he could follow him
      Also, when would adam get a clue about the key being in the bathub? was Jiggy supposed to tell him as a last resort always?
      I don't understand how he planned Adam to get free to be hones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a fricking glowstick tied to the key is a pretty good clue
        the way I see it the game plays out whether Adam frees himself with the key or not. just with different parameters. they're still locked in the room

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She and the Gabriella woman should have been able to pass their tests and live at least. It's annoying that almost every fricking character goes through the same formula of
    >hesitate for a bit at the start
    >go through the most amount of pain you can bear without passing the test
    >just barely fail with one second remaining
    At least a few fricking people should occasionally survive and prove Jigsaw's moronic philosophy. Almost none of them survive and the ones that do are objectively worse off for it. There are too many characters in this franchise that should have won but were not able to
    >Insurance guy
    >The guy who lied and wrote a book on being a fake jigsaw survivor (also his innocent wife)
    >The guy who got killed just for smoking
    And many more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie the survivors have meetings like AAs. I think they show it on two movies even

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was in Saw 3d (7)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          While we're talking about 7, who set up the trap in the cold open? That one with the table saw in the shop window with all the people watching. It's never mentioned or explained.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know but I assume it was Hoffman. The only apprentices active at the time were him, Gordon, and Logan. Logan obviously did not exist in canon yet and Gordon didn't really do anything crazy on his own, he was really more of a helper than an independent apprentice that could set up traps like Hoffman or Amanda.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did gordon ever make any traps at all?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that we know of. It looks like he just assisted in medical matters for some of the traps, like the fly trap

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                While we're talking about 7, who set up the trap in the cold open? That one with the table saw in the shop window with all the people watching. It's never mentioned or explained.

                Gordon was supposed to have built the love triangle trap in the opening scene, there was intended to be a shot of him in the crowd watching it. As well as the filmed, deleted scene showing Jigsaw help him after the end of the first film.

                They cut it out, because showing him at all before the ending of the movie would make the twist too predictable. But I assume the intention remains the same of Gordon having built the love triangle trap

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy who got killed just for smoking

      [...]
      Amanda's trap is still bullshit since it didn't actually involve her enduring any agony to free herself, she just had to cut someone ELSE open

      >she just had to cut someone ELSE open
      I feel like these two got it the worst out of everyone in that there was no chance involved at all, they were just outright set up to die with no hope of survival outside of the impossible scenario of their "opponents" committing suicide.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your genius idea for a jigsaw trap?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      something that requires sticking your fingers in electric pencil sharpeners

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. Just sit there and talk to a woman and in 3 hours you'll find yourself in a safe... and secure place.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 hours

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talk to a woman
        I choose death.

    • 7 months ago
      SUPER AGGRO CRAG

      Chained to a coconut palm tree with nails driven into the coconuts. Behind you is a super bright UV light shining on a sharpened piece of bamboo pointed at your chest. You have to escape before the bamboo grows into your chest, but do it carefully so a coconut doesn't fall on your head and kill you. Try to relax.

      Also a ukelele cover of Hello Zepp plays while the guy tries to get out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ukelele cover of Hello Zepp plays
        kek

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hang self, nameBlack person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the actual frick are you talking about?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A trap just for Jiggie himself

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello Anon. For years you've been careful with your spending and making your money go further and further, but you've missed out on life. Now you're tied to a chair with only your hands free. In front of you is a computer with Capitol One's website open. In 5 minutes the room will flood with poison gas. The only way to unlock your restraints is to take out a $10,000 loan directly in to your bank account and spend it on frivolous things. The clock is ticking. Make your choice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a sadist so I don't sit around coming up with ways to torture people

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      small room where there is no way to go forward.Giant black dildo mounted to the wall behind you. Only the tip inside your ass. The only way out is to back up and let the dildo fully insert into your ass because at the base is a button that will release you but you can’t reach it with your legs or arms because I’ve made restraints that only allow you to shuffle backward.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trap a guy in a bulletproof glass box that's about the size of a regular bedroom, on the other side of the glass on all sides have a bunch of guys and girls doing anons personal fetishes
      Leave a loaded shotgun on the floor

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hoffman in this movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's briefly in the post credits scene and there are two phone calls that Jiggy makes to Hoffman during the movie where we only hear his voice

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amanda tied the stop around his ankle so the water emptied and the key went down the drain. It wasn't intended.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if she set it up properly, he would have just looked in the tub, unlocked himself and left?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i-is that a harmless joke at the expense of wahmen...? INCEL! INCEL! DISCORDSISTERS, HELP ME!!!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they key has an LED light attached to it
    >if it didn't immediately go down the drain, Adam would have likely found the key before he even found Dr. Gordon
    >he probably would have escaped his chains before even finding the cassette in his pockets telling him about the game
    what was Jigsaw's intention, exactly? He wanted Adam to be freely walking around helping Dr. Gordon? Do you think Jigsaw was lying there on the ground thinking "it sure is taking Adam a long time to find that key. Is he stupid or something?"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Adam wins his game, which was to survive, but I guess Jigsaw didn't like the face he gave him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but Jigsaw gave Gordon something like six hours to kill Adam, and it seems like Adam could have escaped within 5 minutes if the key didn't go down the drain.

        Was Jigsaw hoping Adam would help Dr. Gordon find the saw before leaving to get help? Was Jigsaw hoping Gordon would chase Adam around the warehouse trying to kill him? The movie changes completely if the key doesn't go down the drain, and I'm assuming that was what Jigsaw intended.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          assume the door was locked so Adam was meant to be dodge every shot

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He deserved better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vietnam fricking shi- ACK!!!
      GO HOME, GI

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame they kept him alive over the course of 2 movies just to pointlessly kill him

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretends to be asleep
    >was actually awake the whole time
    The worst you could charge him with was nap kidding.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your honor I was just taking a nap. What rule of law could that possibly violate?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if a trapped person was secretly a necrophile, would he let himself being raped right there on the floor?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your (You) and get the frick out of here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh (You)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come we've never seen a cartel or anything like that make videos of real life saw situations?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you get a bad spawn. All part of the game.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the bathtub?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >six million?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't lawrence save him?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not every game is fair anon

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >We are supposed to see these glorified Janissaries as the heroes
    lmao

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GYAS

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What doesn't make sense is how Dr. Gordon doesn't check on him and just believes he is dead. Its standard to always check the victim, even if half his head is blown out because people have survived stuff like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      presumably his heartrate is slowed to the point it would be hard to detect
      also in some cases a doctor might be more likely to assume someone's dead or at least expected from viewing a severe injury or bloodloss than someone with no medical training

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I call BS on that anon. Any doctor who stepped on an hospital has seen someone with half his head demolished and living to tell the tale.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's medically negligent for a doctor looking at Jiggy with a .357 exit wound on the back of his skull laying in a gallon of blood to assume he's dead

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see stuff like that fixed every week

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible Gordon didnt really care if Adam was dead or not. He shot him. He went down. Game over. If Gordon was aiming for Adam's shoulder he may have even hoped Adam was smart enough to play dead after getting shot.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted a Saw film where the guy being put through it all figures out how to break every trap he comes across and get everyone out alive

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prison Break x JigCU crossover would be kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be kino. The Saw movies are getting too unbeatable and formulaic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't that kind of spoil it for the hylics who just want "muh gore"?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but they're homosexuals

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >On Wednesday, with Halloween quickly approaching, Justice Alito joined in on the holiday fun. When asked what charges Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise would likely be found guilty of, Alito responded "Guilty? We wouldn't even hear the case. The man cannot be convicted in a fair court of law."

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many Saw threads? New film coming out?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's already out

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to ride the saw roller croaster ride at that british theme park in britain

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they went too far with the multiple subjects, and pitting people against each other. It was a good gimmick at first but now it's played out and the spookiest traps for me are some of the early ones with a person locked in a room, not the more elaborate zany contraptions like the lasers. I also don't like how shiny and pristine some of the new traps and environments are, Saw needs the rusty dilapidated , abandoned steel mill kind of aesthetic

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, wouldn't most of the victims pass out from shock during their games?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      some might faint but most would be jacked up on too much adrenaline

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe that psycho kid killed the insurance man. Just watched him get acid burned alive. I'd be concerned if I were his mother.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that was uncool
      one of the gnarliest deaths

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly expected that Jig would have setup a switcheroo that would have made the room kill THEM instead for being unforgiving or some shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is kind of off that there's no twist to it outside of the horror of watching the guy die horribly, I guess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No kidding. Hate the guy for being partially responsible for your father's death all you want, but not hesitating to kill him despite your mom showing mercy and his sister begging to let him live us some psychopathic shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No kidding. Hate the guy for being partially responsible for your father's death all you want, but not hesitating to kill him despite your mom showing mercy and his sister begging to let him live us some psychopathic shit.

      What pissed me off is he immediately started crying when he killed him. Like he didn't understand what killing him entailed.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw one of you're "test subjects" hesitated 5 seconds to open up their skull and scramble their brain because they don't value their life so they end up chosing to get their fave melted off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 seconds
      He wasted an entire minute.

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