>final showdown is a MGS4 style boss fight where two guys just stand in front of each other trading their best attacks until one falls
Holy based
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The Kino Man
this flick sucked
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The kino man was one of the better films this year and is the kind of shit Netflix should have been putting out years ago
The worst film I had the misfortune of seeing this year. This cost €200 mil. Some directors could make up to 20 films with that budget and all infinitely better than this piece of shit.
It cost you $200 million eurotrash bucks to watch this?
No wonder europoors are always so b***hy on tv.
They peaked with the Season 2 paintball double episode in Community which was made for $5.
Season 3 was made for $0 and Harmon had to use thousands of his own cash because he wanted to use Roxanne by the police
I bet it's fricking garbage, made by the Russo hacks.
There's no impact of any gun.
That's the most moronic thing I've ever seen
Guys just switch from dying instantly, to not getting a scratch from bullets, and there's no sense of scale.
Sometimes a handgun kills instantly.
Sometimes a machine gun needs a million bullets to kill someone.
Sometimes granades blast buildings, then Captain america runned away from TWO granades dropped at his feet. Like, this is a thing that happened TWICE on the movie wtf
And there's at least 4 rocket/granade launchers on the movie.
There's absolutely no scale or clear gun powerlevel.
Everything gets tossed at any point on the movie and if people needs to die it dies, and if not they keep on going regardless of what was thrown at them.
are you moronic?
I'm too high IQ for this
I need gun-stakes scalation
I can't inmerse in the action if every scene has building-blasting granades or rockets
I literally could not tell you a single thing about this movie, I forgot all about it in one day
The only plus side is that the Goose might genuinely become James Bond because normies thought he was great as an agent in this, which is better than any black/indian getting the part.
>might genuinely become James Bond
Not after the Barbie movie, he won't
Barbie movie?
Oh boy
No way.
Don't google it anon.
Don't do it.
I'm not going to be able to incorporate taht version of the goose on my life.
I can't purchase that jacket and dye my hair.
I just can't.
Don't even look at it.
I'm lazy.
An American will never play James Bond.
The action was pretty fun. Evans chewing the scenery was great, he plays a good butthole. Goose was kino as usual. Fun, snippy dialogue that doesn't feel to MCU like.
>Evans chewing the scenery
he was chewing dick maybe but definitely not the scenery
one of the least competent action flicks of the recent memory
Watched it yesterday. Felt a bit weird, Evans character was not menacing at all. He kept sending goons after the Goose and then he kept jobbing it if he intervened.
I guess the movie was relatively fun but they dropped the ball hard with the bad dude, imo.
Really? Evans sending the goons are the best part. He just starts telling them to kill cops and commit one of the biggest terror attacks since 9/11. Its hilarious.
Not really comparable to MGS4 seeing as that was a culmination of more than a decade of lore and this is just some more Russo Brothers pleb garbage
>movie ends with a fight scene?
>it's just like MGS4
Cinema wasn't invented in 2015 zoomer, stop making threads about this generic trash.
MGS4 didn’t come out in 2015 double zoomer
Cinema started in 2021 when Kojima Hideo Sama invented the Camera.
The people shitting on the the movie are troony (P)redditors that are mad that the Netflix Adaptation of Resident Evil sucked and that there are white protagonist and antagonist and the the coloreds are ineffective and conniving side characters.
Copping hard?
It was a very cartoonish type of movie, the action sequences were over the top but it was still fun. Also made me like Chris Evans, he should play more roles as a villain.
Did anyone else think his character was based on Lloyd from Below Deck? Same moustache, same name, same goofy personality. I would sue for image rights if I was Lloyd. At one point Six even says something like "you look like someone who would be called Lloyd with that moustache and unlikeable personality" lmao