On an all-new #TheLastDriveIn, Joe Bob and Darcy honor the class of 2024 with a trip back to 1981, where graduation takes a terrifying turn.
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GAME DAY on #TheLastDriveIn! Join us at 9 EDT/6 PDT on
@Shudder
for our commencement exercises! Due to controversies on campus, all speakers are canceled except for ME! Caps, gowns, pomp, circumstance and bloody kills--plus
@kinky_horror
will be graduating!
@AMCPlus
welcome!
How long has "Darcy" been part of the show? He's an old man now.
She's been part of it since the 24 hour marathon when it started. I think she was a fan of his from the old days, and a big part of Shudder giving him a shot.
>24 hour marathon
Now we're on season 6 week 5.
>On an all-new #TheLastDriveIn, Joe Bob and Darcy honor the class of 2024 with a trip back to 1981, where graduation takes a terrifying turn.
graduation day? slaughter high?
https://angelthump.com/rhino36 no movie after
I really hope it's class of 84. I don't wanna watch graduation day...
>class of 84
couple years late pardner
The pre-show countdown is under-appreciated.
I have my own birds outside singing too.
I wish Darcy did porn
Me too
i only watch this so i can see darcy in a normal setting before furiously jacking off to her degloved anus
on god bro
I was at a live event she attended and came within arms reach of her on an unlit sidewalk around the block walking to her car. Imagine...
Boots looking good tonight!
She whispered in my ear at a meet and greet after a show. Was first in the line before they came out for the meet with their merch, but didn't have cash. Tried to find an ATM, but it took a while before I could find one for my bank. By the time I was back, almost everyone was gone, except Joe Bob and Darcy, and the venue organizers (in a hurry to GTFO). Talked a bit, told them I loved the show and couldn't wait for the next season, took a pic with Joe Bob. As I leave, Darcy yells "Wait!" and whispers "Halloween" in my hear from the back. Shivers all over my spine.
>halloween
What did she mean by this?
The following special was the first Halloween episode.
i wouldve cummed me pants
Is that satisfying? I feel like it wouldn't be as fun getting hard to current Darcy and then going back to past Darcy.
i mean, i dont think you can get plastic surgery to fix a blown out butthole that looks like chewed up bubblegum
is she admitting she's never graduated anything?
Darcy wants to flash!
Did you really think she graduated anything?
at least high school
I was really drunk that night, but I think she had a spiel on the night Elvira guest-starred where she talked about how, like Elvira, she dropped out to be an escort+dancer+prostitute.
Three Stars
Six Brests
Darcy will flash?
"My garbanzos have been discussed . ..?"
If he's gonna do a high school Troma movie, he should be doing Class of Nukem High.
graduation day isnt a troma movie you stupid frick
It showed the Troma logo when it started you homosexual.
Distributed by Troma, but they're not the production company. Like Bloodsucking Freaks.
>troma owns the film therefore it is a troma movie even DOE it wasnt made by them
ok
The coach totally rapes these kids
H
Vax status?
Why do women love horror so much?
Only the fat ones. You’re posting someone cosplaying
I feel like horror is popular with women for fetish reasons. Some like self inserting as hapless victims getting gored.
Yeah the fat ones
they dont. they just pretend.
women "like" things depending on what niche they think they can fit into to get attention
Have that hat but unfortunately my hair is so thick that it can't fit, just sits losely on top of my head
so the killer is the guy who squeezed the girl's head, right?
Healthy young Americans are being slaughtered!
Ramsted on the case?
How many Rabbi turned horror directors are there?
Too many
I'm getting drunk off white Russians for this. Also graduation ceremonies are lame.
Darcy has grown into the mother of horror role
#freethebipple
i hate bimbos so much
Great, more "queer horror" bullshit.
I'm unironically happy for Darcie. She's had a good redemption arc after being an abused prostitute.
>mother
mentally ill freak
What am I supposed to be looking at here
She's too plastic to be human
Joe Bob put it best when describing Dr. Freudstein in House by the Cemetery.
An approximation of human features.
Stream with chat if anyone wants one https://kino.tube
[Is there on ongoing gag that the sound of this TROMA trash file is not going to get improved at all?]
Watching troma or troma distributed movies makes you moronic and gives you cheese brain
I love cheese
I love Graduation Day
Aw, he's got a face like a little black bear!
>Myrtle beach
>glamorous
*North* Myrtle Beach!
quick like a bunny
This movie needs some big breasts
just getting beefcake teases tonight
theyre really not gonna let darcy flash huh
gay ass app
That's some A+ thigh and leg
KISS if they were from Ohio
Killer decided to become a highlander
or a hotdog
Called it, the curly haired guy did it
>weapons everywhere
>pick up the smallest knife possible
>dead gf so shamed she tried to commit sudoku
>dead gf so shamed she tried to commit sudoku
Plot twist, she intentionally ran too hard so she could get away from her moronic overly obsessive boyfriend
>nobody could find these kids for days
>between the sister and the coach they've found over half of them within 5 minutes of running around campus
I hoped for the killer again behind the closing door
man, that movie sucked and there is no second movie to redeem the episode with
So just exactly why was the father just a complete drunk butthole
The good daughter's a stiff and the living one is a b***h.
Living one just needed a good dicking
This ending credits song is the best part of the movie
>Doesn't even make it to 100 posts
Wes Craven beats Einstein
Road trip to Senoia to help Darcy free the nipple?
Lost
>that feel when no double movie night of Young Frankenstein and Dracula Dead and loving it
That Darcy exposure was the lamest shit I've ever seen
The end credits don’t hit the same when it’s not 2am and I’m drunk or half asleep
they really ruined a good thing. Just look how dead these threads are anymore. Even the Darcy webm poster didn't show up
darcy seems to be getting more annoying and joe bob seems to be getting less interesting. i barely bother anymore. ive seen most of these movies before anyway.
It's Memorial Day Weekend
did everyone with lives and wives go camping?
Looking forward to Summer school starting in 2 weeks
It's been trending this way all season. I'm looking forward to summer school but doubt it'll be anything close to what I want it to be.
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>And Shudder having weird censorship rules definitely doesn't help.
This may be more AMC+ related.
Announced on September 28, 2023, the Last Drive In will return for a sixth season. In addition to specials released for Halloween, Christmas and Valentine's Day, a full season with a new format filmed at the backlot studio in Senoia, Georgia where The Walking Dead has filmed in March 2024. Thirty films are expected to be exhibited, the most of any season so far.
Speaking of them at a new filming location has any of the sets aside from outside the trailer been used any this season?
There may be access to more set decorations?
Will JoeBob move to a classroom set for "summer school" Last Drive In?
>Even the Darcy webm poster didn't show up
I'm here. There just wasn't anything worth posting. There hasn't been for a while, honestly. I was actually more interested in the movie than the host segments, and I've seen Graduation Day before.
>darcy seems to be getting more annoying and joe bob seems to be getting less interesting.
Maybe. It definitely feels like she's gotten more boring. She'll still dress on theme but she doesn't dress up anymore. And Shudder having weird censorship rules definitely doesn't help. And Joe Bob can only be so interesting when he's being cutoff and given the worst film selection ever. He mentioned Tubi in the shitty song they did tonight, but Tubi is where real drive-in culture lives, not Shudder's decomposing corpse. If they ever did a Tubi original horror host he and Darcy would have to pack it up.
i wish tubi could get a thing going with joe bob. they have so much slop on there he could present. action, horror, scifi, softcore, whatever