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This Friday, for the finale of #TheLastDriveIn . . . If you remember how we started the season, it's the same subgenre but northern England and Florida instead of the Caribbean and New Orleans. @kinky_horror judges guesses and awards prizes.
This is the week DAY OF THE DEAD premiered in 1985, the week George Romero passed away in 2017, and the week #TheLastDriveIn held a cast reunion and attempted a stunt I'm in training for in 2023. Friday night. 9pm Eastern/6 Pacific, the double-feature season finale.
1st has got to be Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
his wife is a prostitute
>If you remember how we started the season
>Zombie and The Beyond
Both of those were shit
Damn. I really thought we were watching Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout.
https://angelthump.com/rhino36
First is supposed to be the Italian's first run at a Romero style horror movie. Second is Day of the Dead.
See if Shudder shits itself again tonight
Joe Bob's little message tonight on social media was a little ominous.
What's the message?
He basically said that we never know if this will be the last episode, but whether or not the show comes to an end, the drive-in will never die.
He's not going anywhere. Only reason that most have shudder. At least another 2 seasons will happen.
Unless he has insider info that Shudder is going under, lol
That'd be my thought. They clearly can't get their shit together, why not just fold the content into AMC+?
They are. The Last Drive-In is also on AMC+, and they air commercials for the show on the TV channel
I didn't know that. Can you watch it live on AMC+ and do they have better streaming quality?
Yeah, it’s better, they didn’t crash last week
It’s the 90th anniversary of the drive-in and he said we might die, the show might die, but the drive-in will never die
Its time for the show to end, it has really overstayed its welcome. If it were just holiday specials that be okay, but man last couple of seaons have been so lame.
Between all the drag queen and AEW dicksucking, the corny ass letter segments, comedy bits and all the crew getting more protagonism and most of the movie picks being "comfy horror", the show has just become something else and lost what made it special.
>"You're all the same! The lot of you! With your long hair and homosexual clothes!"
Impetigo, a man of taste
what was with the streaker
Common occurrence in Bongland, although these days they are more brown
I'm actually invested in where these people are going. Frick the zombies, I want to see that
what is the name of this British sneeding movie?
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue
She's such a buzzkill now.
How
Always cutting off Joe Bob, we're here for his rants and historical rambles on the movies and whatever is tangentially related. Not for her to start sighing and b***hing and shutting him down. You'd think since she was such a big fan of Monstervision she'd like the rants instead of just saying nobody wants them.
Still stupid, but less so if that is the case.
I think I'm less annoyed that she interrupts him and more annoyed its supposed to be funny. I think its obvious its supposed to be a bit at this point but who's actually enjoying it? Like, it was barely funny the first time but they've been doing it every episode. They're running an already unfunny bit into the ground.
Having grown up in a hotbed of low-rent regional horror hosts, I'd be more disappointed if they knew to stop beating a dead horse.
The only other example I have for reference is Elvira and she's the same way.
It's called a "Straight Man". One of the oldest devices in performance. Yes, i know she isn't a man.
I hope that it is scripted and she isn't actually cutting off some Joe Bob rant kino
Blame the anon that writes the scripts with her
You guys take this tv show way too seriously
My life is empty and my penis is small, brother. Just let me have this.
stream is ded btw.
Who played the streaker
Apparently some uncredited extra.
Gay. She was hot and the best part of the film.
These bros are playing a spooky Halloween haunted house tape for their ambient background track.
ha, I was thinking the same thing. I used to love those tapes as a kid
There was this guy who would play one of those in my little town, he had this huge house like in the village center, and he'd do his whole house up like it was haunted and he'd blast those tapes out of giant speakers to the whole town.
Of course, turns out, i just figured it was a tape, but he actually was in his house with a microphone with his whole family making those noises himself in like a makeshift sound stage. I found this out years later, when i started talking to his daughter at a bar. I was like....so...why didn't you guys just use a tape? Turns out her dad was a total alcoholic and he had a blast getting smashed, and letting all his kids drink too, and playing around with the microphones and doing sound effects.
lol, picturing a bunch of drunks huddled around a microphone trying to make spooky noises.
Also, obligatory, was the daughter hot?
You know, she actually was for quite a while, but she turned into a total alcoholic too, and she looks like a worn out fish lipped bar-fly now.
you could have saved her
I was her biology lab partner in high school. She seemed into me. I was dealing with schizophrenia at the time though, wasn't really picking up on her vibs.
Anyway, she stayed hot until she married some guy, then her drinking just blew up and her looks went to shit. Usually how it goes.
Kek loser
rude
Based tbh
sounds like a fun time, honestly
this movie fukin suks btw
>Move on The Last Drive-In sucks
What else is new
It’s British and doesn’t have chronologically dubious breasts and bush so of course it is
>chronologically dubious breasts and bush
What does that even mean
I dunno, it's really picked up since the zombies appeared
why come that guy keep his liver in his gut?
I was literally sitting here thinking, "You should probably make sure that you can start that car before she drives off. Eh, whatever, they probably didn't want to film it." Nope, it's part of the story that they are moronic.
Kino movie pick, nu-Cinemaphile can’t hang
What’s everybody drinking tn, got some fords martinis.
Monster Ultra White. Just ate a pepperoni Hot Pocket, and now I'm having edible cookie dough.
Haven’t had a hot pocket in ages, kind of miss it. Microwave nachos for my POS snack of choice tn.
>Monster Ultra White
the alcoholic one?
No, Monster Ultra is the zero sugar thing. White is the one from the boomer meme.
I tried an alcoholic Monster last week. Was the most disgusting thing I've tasted in a while
Frick, they're really that bad? I just bought two of them.
It was, and I like the normal Monster energy drinks
Frick. I should've known better.
Most likely a malt drink. It tastes like shit
I tried the alcoholic Baja Blast recently. That wasn't too bad. I tried the energy drink version of Baja Blast last weekend... Wouldn't recommend that.
That Mountain Dew stuff is actually pretty good. I just bought a pack recently that had Baja Blast, Mano, and Pineapple. They're all pretty good
Drinking dark & stormies. Although, I think it was a mistake to drink on an empty stomach - I'm having trouble following the movie already...
Got a variety pack of Odell brewskis
Hamm's tallboys
I just ate an ice cream sandwich and some clam chowder. Now im going to start doing shots of 151. I think i got a parasite that I'm trying to kill.
Drinking johnnie walker red tonight
Sailor Jerry's and some lone star
Oh frick, is the downie going to have a simple enough brain to go zambo?!
I'll have a sensible chuckle if she does
>In a field, the machine is repaired and switched on again, which brings to life a number of bodies in the nearby hospital morgue.
>George escapes in a police car and finds Edna has been taken to the hospital.
>At the hospital, the zombies are now killing people, including Katie who as a zombie tries but fails to kill her sister with scissors.
>George arrives and sets fire to all of the zombies. Realising Edna has also become a zombie, he pushes her into a burning room.
>The police arrive, and George is then shot by the police sergeant, who laments that he wishes it were true that the dead could return to life, if only because he would then be able to shoot George again.
>Returning to his hotel room for the night, the sergeant finds a zombified George waiting for him in his room. In a field nearby, the machine continues working.
>the old olw hotel
On the window, lol
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
judo towel!
RIP phone QT
Boob rippa!
That doctor had moxie.
Was that zombie made of dryer lint?
Formaldehyde
Second movie is Day of the Dead, right?
seems that way
It would've been nice if they hadn't spoiled it like a week or two in advance. I remember seeing Darcy post about it on her instagram story after an episode.
Its great. Saw it on Underground last year.
>Its great. Saw it on Underground last year.
My friend, I think it's about time you started the process of coming out to your family.
What is this even supposed to mean
Enough games, you know very well. Everybody knows already, just taste the rainbow from now.
God, Day of the Dead sucks so much.
yeah its shit
>people just yelling for 2 hours
epic
pfff, how did he get in his hotel room?
wtf is this letter
What the frick is that letter?
i think its time we finally admit The Last Drive-In is just not a great show
Did anybody else's stream just die? My Shudder app just shit the bed.
The frick is this? They need to fricking fire Darcy for this weird shit
There's too many details here. I'm going to find this guy's true crime write-up.
Hey man...srsly, some things need to be kept to yourself. Like fricking srsly. Especially keep it off the tv.
I mentally blocked it out what was the letter about
A guy who was kidnapped at 8 and raped repeatedly and Joe Bob's monstervision helped him heal or some shit
Cool story bro, sounds legit.
I love how they just casually moved on from the child abduction rape meningitis story to introing the next movie.
>My mother and I were beaten by her drunken boyfriend
>Also she had meningitis of the brain
>Also while my brother and I were in the hospital with her, we were randomly abducted
>We were raped for weeks
>My grandmother in another state figured out that something was wrong
>Despite the incredible odds against such a thign, we weren't killed and dumped in the woods
>Anyway, thanks for the horror movies, Joe Bob
This kind of shit is why i stopped going to AA. Like, seriously guys, could we just maybe say, 'I had a rough childhood," and just move on?
I hate the letter segments. Maybe having just one of these was alright, but I've lost count.
It makes me not want to be associated as a fan because of these trauma dumping basket cases
Don't look at Twitter during this, it's just constant drama dumping from these insane fricks.
I feel normal compared to some of the people that watch this show - and I've been on Cinemaphile since 2005
No kidding. I have a rough past, for sure, but sheesh, I got nothing compared to some of the rape incest scat orgy survivors out there. Of course, they're probably just making it all up anyway.
It's just out of control narcissism. That story was clearly fabricated, most stories like it are. Maybe there was a nugget of truth, like his step-father beat him up when he was drunk. The rest of that was nonsense, said to get attention. Hell, listen to the end of the story,
>I self-medicated by throwing myself into my work, and going to the gym
Absolutely full of shit. Literal troon-tier narcissism.
has the second movie started?
no, Joe Bob's intro just started
I just got home. Might watch the streams I missed this season instead.
Day of the dead and last film of these season until when? Halloween?
I don't see the point, what do you want from Joe Bob? For him to feel sorry for you? It's not like he can relate. He just thinks you'r weird for not telling this to a psychiatrist instead
>this is the most Ive heard you talk about the movie
bitch, first few seasons most Joe Bob segments were about the movie, not about interviwing lame indie wrestlers and promoting shudder's drag queen shows
>promoting shudder's drag queen shows
Dragula's pretty fun
>92 on the vomit meter
What does that mean?
I rewatched Dawn of the Dead earlier. I had never noticed until tonight that Joe Pilato has a small role in Dawn of the Dead. He's one of the guys on the dock who consider stealing the helicopter from the group, but end up leaving on a boat.
He's got a longer scene in the other cuts, I always liked the "got any cigarettes?" guy, he really came off as a true moron
I had forgotten that whole scene and got a good laugh when they took off and all lit up a cig after telling that guy that they didn't have any.
>I just take care of my skin
>is mostly plastic
sure, whatever you say, Darcy
Alright I'm going to bed. See you guys next season.
shudder's 720p stream of this movie makes me sad
Meh, the first time I watched this was in a high school classroom on one of those TVs that they had mounted high up on the wall, which weren't even very big to begin with.
their 720p stream of every movie makes me mad. I see so much pixelation on my 4k tv
All the text on the newspapers could be crisp on a 4k file. VHS quality is fine when I won't see partial details. 720 is a tease!
I haven't seen a Jamaican guy in a film in a long while, come to think about it. I wonder if the government secretly nuked the island.
Who does this guy think he is going to find with this shit? At this point, you're either a zombie or in a raider gang.
It's just a shithole. The whole Caribbean is a shithole.
hey, that sound clip's from a Gorillaz song. Never knew what movie that was from
Buy a mufrickn 4k disc then, British Dawn of The Dead 4k box with all the cuts is be awesome
I think I will do that.
Romero only knows how to write two kinds of women: Absolutely worthless, hysterical thots... and girl bosses.
what other type of woman is there?
I forgot how terrible the characters in this flick are.
That's every Romero movie.
This was the first of the Romero movies I saw, caught it one afternoon on the local over the air "4th" channel way too young. It was cut to hell but still amazing to see.
a 48 year old overweight private?
So what was the story behind the script cut? Was it supposed to take place in multiple locations but he had to cut it down to one location?
It was supposed to be about the old man successfully training zombies to use guns and all of the absolutely moronic things that would come from that.
A couple of zombie rimjob scenes too, that's why it got the x rating.
Is there a reason the soldiers are mentally moronic?
It's supposed to be long term stress from being overworked... You know, from wrangling a couple of zombies twice a week. Real stressful shit, crunch time all the time.
Yeah, they're soldiers. You have to be the type to eat Crayolas to sign up
These scientists aren't much better.
Having been in the military, yeah, there are a lot of genuine tards and psychos in there. Still, the guys in this film seem way too phoney though somehow.
Romero was a notorious hippie boomer who couldn't write subtle characters for shit.
why did she jabbb him??
do they ever do 2nd takes?
God, beaver falls is a dump. Although, i did meet a milf at a hotel bar there, took her to a porn shop and a hotel then. Sex sucked though.
>Check it out, the zombies are zombies! This is a real breakthrough.
All these people are armed . I'd frag captain Rhodes the second I'm alone with him and throw him to the zombies to make it look like an accident. Pat Tillman style and say he went out a hero.
Realistically, Steel would have gotten him in the cafeteria the moment Rhodes holstered his gun. The command structure is gone, and those guys aren't going to tolerate a lunatic shouting orders and threatening to execute everyone.
Yeah, Steel seems dumb- but he was right to frick up the ptsd dude for fricking up and almost getting someone killed.
there's only like 10 of you, everyone is armed, and you're going to pull a gun and start blasting, risking starting a whole firefight, and risk killing all the important people you're reliant upon?
Yeah, when theres no witnesses. Theres only ten people so it would be easy to hide. He's a huge liability to humanity and even then killing him infront of everyone would be seen as power play, like a coup. He's only been in charge for a day. Promote Steel as the new military leader and that's the end of it.
>Promote Steel as the new military leader and that's the end of it.
Yeah, and somebody is just going to kill him in like under 8 hours.
Who? He already has underlings loyal to him
and I'm sure the captain had people loyal to him at first, and if not the military guys, one of the civilians. Nobody kills eachother, at least not yet, because they know it's going to start a chain effect and they're already few and already dwindling in numbers.
He ordered someone to pull a gun on a civilian, and when he hesitated, Rhodes pulled a gun on him. That's the sort of shit that people aren't going to be cool with in this situation.
She doesn't look bad for her age. Put on a little weight, but not bad looking
Honestly it's refreshing when aging actresses don't BOG themselves
lol at Darcy bored as frick with this lady's dumb stories
So weird that Darcy just sits there quietly during the interview
Did Fallout: Far Harbor steal this idea of a faux beach inside of a underground compound?
Probably not, but I do think that they lifted the background for the Brotherhood of Steel from this a bit. They just made Roger Maxim into a hero instead of an unhinged lunatic like Rhodes.
This movie is too dialogue heavy for how drunk I am. Shame, because I've never seen in. He should have shown this firist
Yeah, this night would have been better balanced if they switched the order of the movies
he slept with his script - gay!
Of course, guys can't be friends, they have to be gays.
Remember 10, 15 years ago when all college students just wrote papers on how every single character every created was secretly gay? And if anybody complained they would say it's just dumb college kids and there's no way that stuff is going to catch on in wider society?
Yes I wrote my doctorate thesis on something similar. My professor had no choice but to pass me.
Jamaicans and Irish are like the most homophobic races on earth
When I was a busboy at a local seafood restaurant in high school we had a Jamaican guy bussing with us for the summer and whenever me and my friends would even slightly do any kind of gay joke he was not having it lmao. He wouldn't even hug us goodbye at the end of the summer when he was going back home. They really are not down with homosexuals.
>trying to headcanon gay shit into the movie
They just can't help themselves
Did John put his lapel mic inside his jacket or something
He's suffered over 19 collapsed lungs due to excessive pot use.
Because it's dry and thermal expansion/contraction isn't a problem, Joe Bob.
wait, the actress in Day of the Dead was a porn star?
Which ones?
The only one?
No, she played one in some tv show or movie.
Salems Lot? That's for midwits, give this man some Cormac Mc Carthy
>Bub reading Blood Meridian
Who decided to send a bunch of psychologists down to this bunker to try to resolve the zombie apocalypse?
GAYYYYYYYY
Fricking Shudder is for homosexuals now
It always was. This is the result of not gatekeeping horror from these "elevated horror" gays.
He looks like Uncle Morty from Leprechaun 2 now.
he literally just asked a drunk irishman how he prepared to play a drunk irishman
A role he prepared for all his life
>we look for gay subtext everywhere
Only homosexuals, Joe Bob
Is the concept of friendship such a foreign concept to these libcucks that they simply cannot imagine hanging out with someone without intending to frick them?
I knew Steel bas based, holy shit
So far, he's the most sane person in the movie.
>gets his job done without focusing on the minutia
>keeps morale up by acting like a goof
>refuses to follow insane orders until he's held at gun-point, and still stalls as long as possible
>understands that killing the infected is an act of mercy and doesn't hesitate when asked.
Beneath the giggling, he's the one holding their society together.
I wouldn't call him the most saner but he's the type of crazy that can roll with the bullshit.
Think ZNation where 5 years after the zombie apocalypse all normal people are fricking dead or zombies. Only survivors are survivalists, extremists, and the craziest.
Backwards Cap is drippy tho
Is that zombie played by the moron from the scarecrow movie? They look similar to me
The placement of these zombies makes no sense. They came down the elevator and suddenly they are all over the entire facility, even getting ahead of Rhodes who was riding in a golf cart.
They got out of the storage facility in the back as well
So which one of them is going to impregnate Sarah to propagate the human race?
Did anyone else’s shudder shit out the moment before Rhodes ate it? It’s hilarious the last break hyped it up so much only for it to shit the bed at that exact instant
no, must have been your internet connection
Nah, I saw it? Kino salute
Just check it on youtube, it's a fairly popular movie
Nah this is probably my third time watching Day, was showing gf for the first time tho
If I'm not mistaken doesnt Bub show up for a split second cameo in Land of the Dead?
He seems to be the one who is walking around teaching other zombies how to live, and then he gets pissed when his zombie community is exterminated.
Bub should have been the lead zombie in Land of the Dead, missed opportunity.
True but I ended up liking the gas station attendant with him teaching the other main zombies so they could teach other zombies
It’s been fun, anons. I have enjoyed shitposting during this season with you all. Hopefully we get to do this again sometime.
I can’t believe Joe Bob is fricking dead
RIP in Peace, Joe Bob
Looks like the Drive In DID DIE
What happened
https://twitter.com/kinky_horror/status/1682636443230040064
welp. i hope we at least get another special
RIP Jim Bob
I kinda feel like they would have hyped up a final season. It’s not like AMC has much else going on
It was fun everyone, hope we’ll all be back posting together someday
Wtf is this next movie? Was that scene legal?
Why wouldn’t it be?
There were naked children lol
That’s not illegal especially when it’s not sexual or gratuitous
I guess I'm just American *shrug*
just like in cannibal holocaust
Think I’m gonna watch Demons now, was there a Last Drive In for that?
There was, for some reason the rights are fricked for the “Just Joe Bob” segment tho, iirc.
I found it, it’s on the 2018 marathon
Did anyone see Joe Bob's video on Instagram? He seemed a little pessimistic about there being more seasons.
Might go back to specials? And then sign off
I'm thinking Shudder might be going under or getting folded into AMC+. That's why they were testing the waters with the Dead City special.
>the Dead City special.
I did not stream it