The Last Samurai

>kills a man, is accepted into that mans family and peers, then lives the rest of his life fricking that mans hot asian wife
Algrenbros... is he based?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't bruise the cruise

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Because you don't mow another man's lawn.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women always drop trou for the men who kill their husbands. Since humans learned to walk upright, the women who put out for conquerors are the ones who survived to reproduce.
      Women have been selectively bred for over a hundred thousand years to be the sheath to the victor’s sword. Submission is in their genes. It’s why so many women frick the cops that lock their men up, too.
      It’s also why so many modern women are miserable. Feminism has put them into a place where there are no more conquerors they can submit to, and so they are forced into settling for the pathetic, legally hamstrung milquetoasts that comprise modern man.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO ARUGUREN-SAN DON'T FRICK MY WAIFU PUREASU

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not cucking if she's giving herself over to the superior EVRO specimen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom is American in the movie, though.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the law of nature. Now they are blood brothers.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this guy's problem. like why does he always wear some vague asian looking clothes with the jetblack hair dye.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hair dye
        Are you implying Steven Seagal is some kind of fraud?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. He was raised in Japan. He was schooled in martial arts. He was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. Cruise had never been to Japan. Cruise doesn’t speak Japanese. Cruise has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. Seagal got 450,000 phone calls lol from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am getting pretty tired of reddit coming here just to seethe a out Seagal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's like turk or nothern mongol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, he's american

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

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            Uhhh... ya act asian, you look native american, your name is possibly israeli...
            what are you?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's Russian

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    awesome movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aye

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously in my top 10 of all time. I’ve rewatched it many times

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie shows insane warrior caste psychos living in harmony with serfs who they were allowed to kill on any perceived transgression

    Bit weird

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost as weird as cutting off your own dick

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom isn’t the last samurai

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 13th Warrior was way better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like real life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that’s a good thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am being completely sincere when I ask why are women like this?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Algren only killed him in self defense, and it took a while for him to be accepted, he basically had to ride back and help the clan in their suicide charge battle st no benefit to himself to be accepted.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a movie about a white man cucking a japanese guy, marrying his wife, and slaughtering a bunch of japanese people is one of the highest grossing american movies in japan

    what the frick?

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