>The Last Samurai is... a white guy.
Boy they sure had some massive balls to make this movie with a straight face.
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>The Last Samurai is...
>The Last Samurai is... a white guy.
Boy they sure had some massive balls to make this movie with a straight face.
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the last samurai is not Tom Cruise. think about the movie to 30 seconds.
you didn't get the film at all
Yes I did, I was at the premier, racist. Shalom
Bro it's tom cruise, not just a white guy
Japs wouldn't complain even if they actually mean tom cruise is the last samurai
i think it's funny that chappelle's show (mooney specifically) made this moronic meme a thing, when gen Xers completely understood that DDL is not the Last of the Mohicans if they actually watch the movie
The alcohol withdrawal scenes in this are underrated
no he wasn t
kino flick
They actually made it with a gay face
The premise is less ridiculous when you realise that it was supposed to go to Steven Seagal which would've made way more sense.
But you know it's always fricking Hollywood politics
I'm glad they went with Cruise. Seagal makes everything an unintentional comedy and it wouldn't have fit with the tone of the movie.
"Samurai" is plural you moronic baitBlack person
what is the singular?
Weeb
Samurai. Singular and plural form of nouns in Japanese are the same, pluralization is generally implied though it can be made explicit if needed with suffixes. The other anon was likely stating that "The Last Samurai" was not referring to a singular person, but rather the last group that remained.
"Last" simply means "the final part that remains (of something)." If "last of" is being used as a descriptor of a plural noun, it refers to a final GROUP of something, e.g. "The last of the leftovers from dinner yesterday." In this instance there is more than one singular object, it is a group of objects which together are being described. I am really hoping you are just ESL.
How can something be plural when it's the LAST of something? Last of something implies ONE. If there's multiple samurai the film should just be called The Samurai.
>Last of something implies ONE
Fricking moron
*influences a generation of Asian women*
asian dudes really have it tough in the West
Based baitposter sparking up a conversation about a great movie.
It's not even the first movie with this same "posterface - who the title is referring to as Last" parable yet Black person lovers just keep using it to justify woke casting.
i made that same point about 10 posts ago but thanks for agreeing
No, YOU, plagiarizing me.
>Boy they sure had some massive balls to make this movie with a straight face.
Why? People love white Chads. It's perfectly natural and perfectly normal how successful it was
What's not natural and what's weird is putting black and uncharismatic brown people and women in everything today. If it's historically inaccurate, that just adds insult to injury
>white Chads
Tom Cruise is a manlet.
That's just proof his chadness is off the charts. God made him short to nerf him.
so the definition of Chad is basically being white and having a pretty face?
Being tall and light eyed helps too
really? I thought it's being the captain of the football team
I miss the old Maddox. Now he's got full LA mind virus and put me on his list of nazis/rapists/stalkers while complaining about Dick Masterson all the time.
>t. ESL
It wasn't about him AT ALL. Samurai is plural has no s at the end. It was about the nation's last samurai warriors
Dipshit racist
Samurai is plural, you moron.
Maddox, it's over. You lost.
Good movie
Fricking traitor
Chill out, Mr. Miyagi
Actually the real balls is casting an American. The real white guy who was the inspiration for the last samurai in recorded japanese history was actually French. sacre bleu
kino
>OP didn't understand... the movie
Typical
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
I literally missed out on the golden era of white sexpat Japanese tourism. I mean, I have brown eyes and brown hair so I'm not white looking enough to get pussy for absolutely free in Japan but still. The whole sex market over there is completely oversaturated with normalgays and weebs nowadays. Tokyo is full of white dudes to the point Japanese pussy is no longer just free and up for grabs even if you're blonde with blue eyes.
Though apparently prostitution goes hard over there.