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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be hilarious if Marvel is copying the fricking DCEU at this point. How the mighty have fallen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not copying anything. If anything, they're about to show WB how to make people care about a team of anti-heroes instead of just slingshotting a bunch of nobodies into a movie and calling them the Anti-Avengers.

        There's like one villain in that team, Taskmaster was just brainwashed.

        Ghost was trying to steal Pym technology going so far to collaborate with Goliath. I agree, everybody else seems anti-heroic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see zero chance of them topping The Suicide Squad. Gunn was smart enough to know that if you're going to do an ensemble cast movie you need to make your band of characters stand out from each other, he did it with GotG after all. Half of Thunderbolts' characters are fricking Captain America variants.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to stop the laser shooting the sky. You'll all probably die doing it. Here's a CGI army to beat up and a bad guy we pulled from the most obscure comic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here's a bunch of generic roaring CGI monsters and aliens you have to fight off to secure the macguffin

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not getting your promotion that easily, Cpt. Obvious.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's like one villain in that team, Taskmaster was just brainwashed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not copying anything. If anything, they're about to show WB how to make people care about a team of anti-heroes instead of just slingshotting a bunch of nobodies into a movie and calling them the Anti-Avengers.

      [...]
      Ghost was trying to steal Pym technology going so far to collaborate with Goliath. I agree, everybody else seems anti-heroic.

      MCU Thunderbolts isn't going for the "villains forced to work for the government" angle, they're specifically just a bunch of supersoldiers and assorted mercs working either for money or for patriotism until it bites them in the ass.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WB: "We can use Suicide Squad to be our version of Guardians of the Galaxy."

    Disney: "We can use Thunderbolts to be our version of Suicide Squad."

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'll bite.

    What are the leaks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Val sends Yelena, Walker, Ghost and Taskmaster on a mission, then betrays and leaves them to die.
      >Her plan was to frame them for some illegal shit she was up to, probably related to Sentry.
      >They survive and decide to get revenge on her, Yelena calls Red Guardian for help.
      >Bucky only comes in during the third act for some last minute assistance, his role is actually extremely minor, Captain Marvel in Endgame tier.
      >The Thunderbolts essentially become the edgy Avengers, keeping the wold safe by handling the dirty business the Avengers don't mess around with.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and this is bad because? sounds like a standard story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and this is bad because? sounds like a standard story.

        This could be their Plan B if F4 and X-Men go sideways. At least they don't have to seriously build up a Young Avengers team.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it also looks like they're going to build to the Midnight Sons if those fail too.

          [...]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Avengers were never exactly goody two shoes to begin with in the MCU, so having an "edgy Avengers" doesn't even make sense.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, why didn't they just give us Zemo's Thunderbolts. At least that's a relatively fresh idea... I mean it's sort of The Boys lite, but I would have at least been somewhat intrigued.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, the original Thunderbolts ended up being led by Hawkeye, why aren't they using him for this...?
    Oh.
    Wait.
    Yeah. I forgot. Sorry. Forget I said anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S STILL THERE, DAMMIT.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, anon. Sure. Miracles happen, right?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shitty team has 3 Captain America’s?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and 2 hooded figures

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