The Lincoln Sisters

The Lincoln Sisters

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black
    >named Lincoln
    What did they mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Umm, it’s a very common name among blacks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Numbah Five
      >Lincoln is on the $5 bill
      Do the math.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I never thought of that. That's probably the actual reason.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All the main KND's real names are some sort of joke or reference corresponding to their number
          >Nigel Uno - One in Spanish
          >Hoagie Gilligan - The S.S. Minnow's number-two crewmate
          >Kuki Sanban - Three in Japanese
          >Wally Beetles - The Beatles had four bandmates

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna add that Sanban has a rough translation of "third place/third in order" in Japanese, her last name is quite literally "number 3"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hoagie is also named after his father, making him a Junior and the second one in his family with the name.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Wally Beetles - The Beatles had four bandmates
            That feels like a stretch

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              His last name is canonically spelled the same way as the band.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Any other theories?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a theory, it's what the creator said.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Beatles' nickname was "The Fab Four". It's not just that they had four bandmates, it's what they were constantly referred to as. There's even a Beatles tribute band that uses that name.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uno - One in Spanish
            >Father is british
            Why not have Nigel just use the voice to sound cool?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you mean?
                Uno is Spanish but Monty is English. Why not make Monty Spanish?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Isn’t “First” a valid English name?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not really

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have to admit, if a few episodes in we found out his dad was from fricking california, if his dad was basically the dad from Rocket Power, and to have Numbah 1 immediately drop the accent when talking to his dad would be extremely fricking funny

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Hoagie Gilligan
            He's Hoagie Gilligan JR aka the second Hoagie Gilligan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        never caught that before, but it makes sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since she's NUMBAH 5, and Lincoln is the president on the five dollar bill, they used that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BDC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like B2C.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big Dixie wiener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big dwhite wiener

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since when does Lincoln have black sisters?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clyde should also get a bunch of adopted sisters with names starting with C

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Another reason why this show has the most toxic fanbase of the decade

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wanting wafius is toxic
          Okay zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BLouds?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting Lincoln on a date with one of them.
      Has there ever been an episode where Lincoln was around a black girl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His cousins, cause of course his paternal uncle loves chocolate.

      • 1 month ago
        truteal

        The live action show had Lincoln's love interest be black (but she got a new bf)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiler

          His cousins, cause of course his paternal uncle loves chocolate.

          >Loud cousins are all mixed Blacks
          Kek... the frustration and irritation the Loud House crews (both live-action and animated) must feel of having to work with a cast composed of 90% white people in 2024 is almost palpable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. You see them shoehorn literally ANYTHING but white males.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if he married Numbah 5 and took her last name, he'd be Lincoln Lincoln, and while I don't have a followup point for that, I do think that it is extremely funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        like Mario Mario in super Mario bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has black cousins, so close.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so numbuh 2 and 5 end up together, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My headcanon is that she ends up with Henrietta

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Ebony and Ivory living in perfect harmony.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They cute

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          chocolate and vainilla!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The older one was a huge prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but only for her husband

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She went on one date?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Parents see them laughing and smiling at one another
    >Under the table they're pointing guns at one another

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated the whole "the minute you turnthirteen you're the enemy" concept in KND.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We know there's exceptions to that rule.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are "good" adults, sure, but the entire concept that the KND have to treat you as an enemy and wipe your memory just weirded me out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean the Teens, they're only a threat because Cree is constantly rallying them against the KND. Left alone, they really don't care about anything but pizza and rock music.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >both sisters wanted to frick the same guy
    >said guy was younger than the old sister, but older than the young one
    What did they mean by that?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What cute ebony sisters.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I cant believe their father did such heinous things to all those women...

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what does it taste like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see what we know:
      >For sure, we know it is not vanilla, chocolate or strawberry.
      >Numbuh 1's dad, aka Numbuh 0, claimed "blurpleberry" was the closest thing to the Fourth Flavor he ever tasted.
      >Numbuh 1 dislikes blurpleberry, prefers cherry.

      So... what can we infer based on that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably a fruit flavor to round out Strawberry as the singular fruit flavor. Since it's yellow it's probably something like Mango. Personally I thought Butterscotch was the more appropriate choice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Banana.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's PEOPLEEEEEE!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Delicious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Candy Corn. Hence all the striped stalactites everywhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same color, equally lost to the generations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I tried these a few days ago. I was hoping they would taste like orange candy marshallows, they just taste like bubblegum. No wonder only geezers eat them, if I want gum I'll get some damn gum. Like making a burger out of hot dog meat, we already have hotdogs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably tastes like chicken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A yellow fruit that serves as some kind of compliment to strawberry in the same way that vanilla compliments chocolate. It's literally stated in-show to taste close to blurpleberry, and that makes me think it's some kind of a stronger fruit flavor to compliment the relative lightness of strawberry. So probably mango or a yellow variety of guava. Banana seems too light in comparison to strawberry to "round out" the flavors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Abby's vegana

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would she have recognized her own flavor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Butterscotch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's coffee ice cream
      The idea is that it's a "forbidden" flavor and in the world of KND coffee is seen as adult and forbidden to kids.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like that twist. The idea of the kids pining for and enjoying something that is looked at as adult would be good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      durian fruit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always imagined it tasted like Mango.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still lean towards it being a fruit flavor as that leads to a balance alongside the existing three flavors(Strawberry being another fruit and Chocolate & Vanilla both being flavors derived from beans), as for what fruit that is, my assumption is that it has to be a Yellow fruit to match the color, I'd say the best candidates would be Banana(an iconic ice cream topping but surprisingly rare as a flavor), Pineapple(much the same as banana), or maybe Lemon(was apparently a very popular flavor for ice cream back in the 19th century and beginning of the 20th before mostly vanishing)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like Ambrosia, it tastes like your favorite thing.
      So for Abigail it tasted like white girl ass.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm noticing Cinemaphile remembering KND and I'm loving it. The memory lock is wearing off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was a period some time last year when KND was getting a lot of threads for some reason. But I agree that it deserves it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it had something to do with that VN that was getting made. It sort of reinvigorated people's interest in KND and reminded them how good the show actually was.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what VN?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Operation N.O.V.E.L

            https://homeschool-studios.itch.io/operation-novel
            been a while since they updated it, though

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Eh. If they'd made it about the original cast I'd be more interested.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not really. If anything, the VN can have the negative effect of parasitizing threads and putting off people who aren't interested

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick did they turn her into a white southern woman in the sequel? Also weird how they recast her even though they brought Cree back.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why Cinemaphile has suddenly started posting about KND again, but I'm here for it.
    And yes the stuff with the Lincoln sisters was the best "oh and the KND have families" element in the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KND is one of the rare cartoons that still holds up upon rewatch as an adult. I am disappointed G:KND was never greenlit, but I feel like that the show ended at a good place even if they were teasing for more.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the chicken pox episode

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We ever getting any more KND? I'd love a movie like the Zim and Rocko ones.
    Even if one of the boys went trans like in Rocko.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No KND is dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It should stay like that, honestly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd argue we need a new KND.
          Kids these days badly need something good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want more KND but I don't want to hear numbuh 3 say that that she has got skibidi rizz while doing fortnite dances

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't want to hear kids saying kid things
        ADULT! GETTIM!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try dude you are clearly like eleventy years old. My post wasn't about age and us KND know better than to let cringe spread among the ranks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Highly unlikely with the current state of CN and WB. Warburton wanted to bring it back with that GKND spin-off/sequel a few years ago but it was probably rejected along that Billy and Mandy movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to bring it back with that GKND spin-off sequel.
        And I want that Billy and Mandy movie.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wear some real pants Abigail, Jesus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Abigail's oversized pants are very cute. Though I have no idea how they're supposed to stay up. Not even sure what to call pants like those.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cree's pants were the same way. Oversized and gravity-defying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw one just knows Xitter would go apeshit because artist "whitewashed" Abigail

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >strongest fighter of KND
    >gets with his childhood wife
    >goes from dumbass to doctor
    Why can't real manlets be like him?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they’re dad talks like Bill Cosby
    kek i had forgotten about that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no

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