>You realize there are people who want to frick dinotrucks, floor tiles and the map of ohio here?
Ewww. Who tf would want to frick ohio even if it was just a map of it!?
Apparently people who are into florida but think it's not trashy and degraded enough. . Sort of the amputee astrid pig fricking of geographic pornography.
>Ursula went from evil drag queen to desperately single aunt who's two drinks away from calling your cousin just like his father and ruining the whole damn function
Thanks Disney
I was thinking slight opposite, from evil b***h to "have some seconds, baby, there's plenty mo'"
Yeah those are usually the same auntie speaking from experience.
Auntie Ursula’s gonna help Ariel go off to the surface. And then she’ll immediately be on her shellphone, gossiping with her friends, and telling them about her bad little niece being fast just like her mamma was. And that it’s a damn shame that her brother Tre ain’t raising those girls up right.
You know something? It’s fine.
Doesn't look old/ugly enough.
My wiener is satisfied
Why does everyone want to frick the new Ursula?
Thick body
Thick lips
Big chest
Ebony
Mature
she looks like she does porn
You realize there are people who want to frick dinotrucks, floor tiles and the map of ohio here?
Yes.
>You realize there are people who want to frick dinotrucks, floor tiles and the map of ohio here?
Ewww. Who tf would want to frick ohio even if it was just a map of it!?
Apparently people who are into florida but think it's not trashy and degraded enough. . Sort of the amputee astrid pig fricking of geographic pornography.
looks more like the b***h from the third movie, I dont remember her name
The Live action would have better with that Ursula instead Melissa McCarthy
Wasn't the original one based on a drag queen?
Too petite
Sex
I cant wait for the porn
Would
Pretty cute show legs
>Ursula went from evil drag queen to desperately single aunt who's two drinks away from calling your cousin just like his father and ruining the whole damn function
Thanks Disney
I was thinking slight opposite, from evil b***h to "have some seconds, baby, there's plenty mo'"
They're one in the same, you've just gottta be in the family
>evil drag queen in a zero stakes toddler show about teaching morals and selling toys
Yeah those are usually the same auntie speaking from experience.
Auntie Ursula’s gonna help Ariel go off to the surface. And then she’ll immediately be on her shellphone, gossiping with her friends, and telling them about her bad little niece being fast just like her mamma was. And that it’s a damn shame that her brother Tre ain’t raising those girls up right.
>Yeah those are usually the same auntie speaking from experience.
Indeed, it all depends on how much wine she had.
The things I want to do to her.
>light skinned rich auntie Ursula
It makes sense dramaturgically
She looks like she fricks white guys.
There are no more white people under the sea though. It's like Water Wakanda down there.
She drags unsuspecting white guys into the sea for hard hip-breaking sex.
>It's like Water Wakanda down there.
Well, there was that time we had an underwater Wakanda.
Fricking carlos. I knew it was trouble when that school bus went to atlantis.