The lives and fates of droids in Star Wars are incomprehensibly tragic, if you accept them as sapient fully conscious beings, which by all means certa...

The lives and fates of droids in Star Wars are incomprehensibly tragic, if you accept them as sapient fully conscious beings, which by all means certainly seems to be the case.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF TO Cinemaphile
    Wrong board
    inb4 Star Wars has comics and cartoons
    TALK ABOUT THOSE WHEN YOU MAKE THREAD YOU FRICKING IDIOT

  2. 5 months ago
    Boco

    Not those guys though. Their suffering is funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I'd consider B1s sapient. They're poorly made mass produced garbage printed in the thousands to just swarm the Republic forces.
      If any of them did gain some level of intelligence, I'd call that a fluke.

      I want a Star Wars movie with a Battle Droid protagonist to prove you wrong.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would actually be pretty good.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can a droid learn how to love?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'd consider B1s sapient. They're poorly made mass produced garbage printed in the thousands to just swarm the Republic forces.
    If any of them did gain some level of intelligence, I'd call that a fluke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They seem to have gained intelligence some 25 years later but all droid seem to develop full-fledged intelligence after a decade or so of no wipes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part of their poor design is their sapience. Maybe the biggest flaw in their design.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    droids in Star Wars are pets at best and disposable items at worst

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I deeply regret not being on the alternate timeline where this actually happened.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would (you) a B1?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the point of slavery in Star Wars when the droids can do basically anything a human/alien can and won't ever try to rebel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slaves are supposedly cheaper. Which makes sense especially on less developed parts of the galaxy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but just like, steal them. Instead of stealing humans and dealing with that headache, just steal droids

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Droids have SHIT mobility that human slaves easily overcome in 99% of environments and if you do spring for a droid that can at least match a human it's probably cheaper just to keep a human around

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cultural thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Droids need repair parts and oil baths i guess, humans you just chuck'em some food and a pickaxe and they can work for a pretty long time.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    COMICS
    AND
    CARTOONS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CIS droids have more screen time in the cartoons than they ever do in the movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking talking about the cartoons in specific you worthless moron?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you fricking dumb homosexual

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please remind me if the term
    >clanker
    was a TCW creation? I'm almost sure it was, but I didn't read the old CWMP books.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah woah you can't use the hard R anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick anon you can't just fricking say that word. This is clanka turf, skinnie.
      >Verification not required.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uzi get out of this thread this is a clone thread not a barely sentient toaster thread

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              [spoilers]I blame clankers on my love for robots, and the downward spiral that has caused for me.[/spoilers]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to toss my toaster into the bathtub with me for this frick up.
                >Verification not required.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                RIP

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could be rebuilt unlike the clones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick would spend money rebuilding a B-1 Battle Droid that got fricked up in combat? It's probably cheaper to just manufacture a whole new one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean there parts can be melted again
        And reuse for new line of battle droids

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am... Darth Maul... IIIIIII AMMMMMMMM DARTH MAUL..

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAHHHWOOOOOOOLULULULU

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny. The Confederacy of Independent Systems had legit problems.. but Palpatine was playing chess against himself.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uzi is a dumb bawd and I'd take her beanie from her and hold it up over her head out of her reach while she jumps to get it back (she never gets it back.)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's very rude Anon, she'll probably just Solver twist your balls.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm interested, go on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see clone troopers fighting absolute solver droids and DD and finding out they are weak to the sun

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are Solver powers stronger than the Force?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember a guy eat a planet using the force and Luke can destroy black holes
          Tho I want to see Vader being infected by the solver now he can use both powers

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            First he gets played by a Sith Lord, then he gets played by an Eldritch Goddess. I don't think he's going to make it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't he also killed a god of the force

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely not, the Force is moronicly OP in Star Wars. There's been instances where it was used to blow up fricking stars.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if
    but I dont now go back to work useless piece of scrap metal

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