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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat piggy
    nobody told her to stop eating?
    Brie and the black woman should beat her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All she had to do was be thin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brie and the black woman should beat her
      Hot and Cute

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks as bloated as Christopher Lloyd as Fester in Addams Family, but brown instead of white

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superhero with double chin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's very empowering actually.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's Tobey Maguire have to do with this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very sad indeed.

      Kamala has a wide bither hip. Will we ever see this on the silver screen?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL find the fat brown goblina attractive

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they cast a failproof cutie, I love Indian girls

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the agenda is to program you to find THIS attractive. Expecting women to take care of themselves and be healthy is problematic in current year.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's not just proggmramming for attractiveness but they really REALLY need people to be as unhealthy as possible since once the baby boomers die off the medical industry is gonna crash hard since they're a huge demographic for meds and end of life care

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because attractive women appeal to straight men and that isnt allowed in the west

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you wear something that restricts your leg movement that much

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are you, a fricking gay? what kind of question is that?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon complains about an outfit that makes it very hard for a woman to spread her legs.
            >Other anon calls him a gay.

            Think before you speak anon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you'll never be woman

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for confirming something obvious that I never claimed or remotely even implied.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              what if i am a gay but also am wondering why she would wear something that restricts her movement?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Because you’re protected.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you’re protected.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          To appeal to indian fans (rapists)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boner checker at 7 seconds
        Never fails to make me laugh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I looked like this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAIW

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She cute

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is that outfit, it is just a cheap black crop top and a long skirt.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, it would be perfect were it a short skirt instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my science! did you just commit a heterosexuality in current year? for your TRANSgressions you will be forced to apologize to Saint Floyd of George for forgiveness at the alter of Gibsmedat!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh my science!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't /misc/

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's blue /b/, a colony of /misc/.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because when they market to whites, they give bait.
      When they market to any other audience, they give them themselves.
      She's a homestuck nerd that wants a life, surrounded by product and gets to become the product.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because not only is it made in current day feminazi hollywoke, but it's made by disney, the worst of the feminazi hollywoke homosexuals.

      Because the agenda is to program you to find THIS attractive. Expecting women to take care of themselves and be healthy is problematic in current year.

      This. The witchers casting director confirmed it

      why would you wear something that restricts your leg movement that much

      What do you mean? Those pleather body suits are great for movement, enhance agility, and keep your body dry and cool. They really are the best for strenuous activities, you don't see actual athletes wearing them tho because they love to be challenged by wearing the least amount of clothes that they can get away with.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well actually in the comics she has the ability to extend her limbs, alter her appearance, and shift shape in several other manners. So her being fat is justified. Please watch the movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can look anyway you like, why would you choose to look fat and ugly?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because there's nothing wrong with being a fat and ugly woman you incel chud

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh bro... they changed her rubber power for the movie since it was too hard. now she controls light or something lmfao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so no giantess fat muslima? what the frick is even the point

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    double chin

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you holding the cat like that you fat brown scum

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're trying to make the heroes relatable but their target audience (teen girls) will never give a shit about capeshit no matter how hard they try with their gorilla marketing and shit
    pathetic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      only activists care about "relatable"

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    poojeet b***h is so fugly I couldn't help to turn away my sight and focus on the cat's crotch instead, hence the question: isn't Goose/Chewie supposed to be female? I know she definitely is in the comics, but i can clearly see a ballsack down there

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She never recovered

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Pajeetas.. No matter how hard they try it seems that they all end up overweight sooner rather than later

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fricking feel the need to CG A CAT!?
    Are you for fricking real?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they fricking feel the need to CG A CAT!?
      yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's cheaper. A real cat needs food, water, a litterbox, a trainer and caretaker.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >needs food, water, a litterbox, a trainer and caretaker
          So does Brie Larson and yet she's still on the set in person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't get why they did this. Even the Nu-Wars shows made an actual attempt to use as many real props as they could.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Props must be built, ordered, transported, moved, and then moved and transported back when you are done with them. It costs more and requires more people than a few indians working for peanuts doing CGI on their computers. CGI also allows for post-production changes. Can't do that when the props are gone.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally the largest and most profitable movie franchise to ever exist
            >an Ikea table and putting a tube on a stick is "too expensive" for them
            Grim.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It cuts costs and lets them design the room in post so they dont have to do expensive reshoots if something changes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            dude, maybe you didnt notice but a significant part of the prop is actually real and had to be built, ordered, transported, moved and transported back when they were done with it.
            TLDR: you are a fricking idiot.

        • 7 months ago
          Annonymous

          Because it was meant to be a real gun, and something that looks like a real gun IS a real gun for obvious reason because having fake guns that look like real guns is just asking for trouble with the possibility of getting them mixed up or them being in the public and people carrying them because they're "not real" but how would anyone else know they're fake if they're made to look real. Thus all firearms that look real are real guns so there is no confusion. But that means that having real guns means all the safety measures required for having real guns on set and all the crew needed to be on set to ensure it. It makes sense that if you have the capability of just compositing a gun in and you don't need it to shoot then just do that instead and avoid having to have all the extra crew and safety protocols just for having a gun on set.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or it was a reshoot and they were too lazy/cheap/rushed to get a real gun and just said “give him some bullshit sit him on a green screen and make the cgi monkeys fix it”

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it was meant to be a real gun
            No it's not moron, that's a dart gun that he uses to tranq Spider-Man's fat friend. Even if it were real it would be paintball gun level dangerous.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The are reluctant to let actors handle real weapons after picrel

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                … except captain marvel was years before that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baldwin threw caution to the wind, he would have never killed that cinematographer had he been using a cgi revolver, as was protocol.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you’re doing a bit, you aren’t funny. If you’re not pretending, you’re dumb as frick.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They get a test audience and design 10 different fun designs. Some which are realistic, goofy, science fiction, edgy. Whichever one tests better is what they use.

          These are the most market tested movies in existence. Nothing is made based on director's vision, it's all researched and tested and designed by committee.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except the real prop was used earlier in the movie. Just stop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brie is allergic to cats, so the production addressed the issue that way. No, I'm not joking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brie is allergic to cats
        Only demons are allergic to cats. All Christians and Muslims know this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CGIng animals is much better than trying to get them to do shit on set. only cgi i support

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate most Marvel movies but I might pay to watch this knowing full well it's going to be garbage solely because Hailee Steinfeld is rumored to have a cameo in it. I pay to watch everything she's in no matter how terrible it is because I'm in love with her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s depressing.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    as if the mouse gives a frick about sales

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I watched ms.marvel and their was a line about not retaliating no matter how evil your adversaries are. Clearly israeli propaganda for the Muslims

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea you're right women hate cats

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is even the fricking cat cgi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because Brie is allergic. But even if she weren't they would still use a CGI cat because it's cheaper and more efficient.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not actually cheaper. CGI is expensive as frick it’s just you can rush cgi, you can’t rush real things.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's for uniformity. They can't use the cat every time for every shot.
          Likewise, actors can shoot in any studio location separate from other actors, so they use CGI for props instead of shipping them to various locations to get lost or stolen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just cgi brie, bonus you can actually make her attractive

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just... how the frick does a chubby Latina translate into a superhero?
    superheros are supposed to be... super
    strong, beautiful, you know... super
    no fat, mid latinas.

    and dont get me started on rotten feet Captain Marvel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear she wasn't this fat before, what the frick happened

      She's Pakistani. But yeah, there are plenty of hot Middle Eastern girls out there, surely a few of them are in showbiz, wtf happened there

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITZ AHH CAATE!!!

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    New tapes uncovered from the Richard Nixon white house reveal the former president's attitude towards, amoung other things, Indian women.

    >“Undoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian women,” said Mr. Nixon. “Undoubtedly,” he repeated, with a venomous tone.

    >He continued, “The most sexless, nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animallike charm, but God, those Indians, ack, pathetic. Ugh.”

    https://www.deccanherald.com/world/indian-women-most-unattractive-in-the-world-richard-nixon-882396.html

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >On Nov. 4, 1971, during a private break from a contentious White House summit with Prime Minister Indira Gandhi of India — a rare woman leader at the time — the president harangued Mr. Kissinger about his sexual disgust at Indians. Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.

      >A few days later, on November 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >New tapes uncovered
      how great they keep uncovering the new tapes

      but not the ones from watergate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just writerly spin to make it sound more current.

        What do you imagine has not been found about watergate?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_White_House_tapes#18%C2%BD-minute_gap

          nothing! absolutely nothing
          and lee harvey oswald is the killer btw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not going to read that

            Is this something you believe would have exonerated Nixon in some way?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love him more every passing year

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >On Nov. 4, 1971, during a private break from a contentious White House summit with Prime Minister Indira Gandhi of India — a rare woman leader at the time — the president harangued Mr. Kissinger about his sexual disgust at Indians. Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.

      >A few days later, on November 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!"

      poogate starts

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How badly will it bomb bros?
    This was a hard sell peak cape shit and
    Now!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work at a cinema chain and when they said that Ms Marvel made 1 billion with sold out tickets all I ever saw was empty seats lol

    Just watch them do the same again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all saw that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you imagine is the conspiracy here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney buys all the tickets and then brags about the big box office weekend
      its why they have a huge marketing budget

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He thinks Nixon suddenly talked about killing jfk by being the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haha, that's a hilarious thing to think.

          Especially when you already that another ex-prez (Bush Sr.) with actual military experience who was actually on the scene in Dallas and fits the bill much better than Nixon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right, forgot about that. So he thinks the 18 minutes is nixon calling bush sr and thanking him for dealing with jfk

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm happy you managed to interpret that after I missed out a word

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a skill.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for saving me ms marvel

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Violet Myers to play her in a parody.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    does disney pay her a million for each pound of weight she gains?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will people learn how to pick up cats properly?

    • 7 months ago
      Annonymous

      SQUISH

      THAT

      CAT

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ermahgerd de kert!

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill watch for she

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mouthbreather

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
    WHAT THE FRICK

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a CGI cat?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    uncanny alley cat

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Presales are 25% of Ant-Man
    >Doing worse than The Flash
    Laughing at this flop is going to be more entertaining than the actual movie.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy does tend to sell movies

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that pig b***h tormenting the cat? Is that really necessary? THIS is how they market the movie?

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    and ms marvel looked like this before disney came and destroyed everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good thing Brie went on the offensive with that tweet about the TSA or she would have got nuked from orbit. Because of that tweet about sexual harassment, we thought she was hot.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not only a mutt but a triple chin mutt
    zoomers probably consider this a sex symbol lmao

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all Marvels threads are made by Disney marketing shills trying to drum up awareness for the dead MCU.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man.

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