Because the agenda is to program you to find THIS attractive. Expecting women to take care of themselves and be healthy is problematic in current year.
I think it's not just proggmramming for attractiveness but they really REALLY need people to be as unhealthy as possible since once the baby boomers die off the medical industry is gonna crash hard since they're a huge demographic for meds and end of life care
oh my science! did you just commit a heterosexuality in current year? for your TRANSgressions you will be forced to apologize to Saint Floyd of George for forgiveness at the alter of Gibsmedat!
Because when they market to whites, they give bait.
When they market to any other audience, they give them themselves.
She's a homestuck nerd that wants a life, surrounded by product and gets to become the product.
Because not only is it made in current day feminazi hollywoke, but it's made by disney, the worst of the feminazi hollywoke homosexuals.
Because the agenda is to program you to find THIS attractive. Expecting women to take care of themselves and be healthy is problematic in current year.
This. The witchers casting director confirmed it
why would you wear something that restricts your leg movement that much
What do you mean? Those pleather body suits are great for movement, enhance agility, and keep your body dry and cool. They really are the best for strenuous activities, you don't see actual athletes wearing them tho because they love to be challenged by wearing the least amount of clothes that they can get away with.
Well actually in the comics she has the ability to extend her limbs, alter her appearance, and shift shape in several other manners. So her being fat is justified. Please watch the movie.
they're trying to make the heroes relatable but their target audience (teen girls) will never give a shit about capeshit no matter how hard they try with their gorilla marketing and shit
pathetic
poojeet b***h is so fugly I couldn't help to turn away my sight and focus on the cat's crotch instead, hence the question: isn't Goose/Chewie supposed to be female? I know she definitely is in the comics, but i can clearly see a ballsack down there
Props must be built, ordered, transported, moved, and then moved and transported back when you are done with them. It costs more and requires more people than a few indians working for peanuts doing CGI on their computers. CGI also allows for post-production changes. Can't do that when the props are gone.
>literally the largest and most profitable movie franchise to ever exist >an Ikea table and putting a tube on a stick is "too expensive" for them
Grim.
dude, maybe you didnt notice but a significant part of the prop is actually real and had to be built, ordered, transported, moved and transported back when they were done with it.
TLDR: you are a fricking idiot.
Because it was meant to be a real gun, and something that looks like a real gun IS a real gun for obvious reason because having fake guns that look like real guns is just asking for trouble with the possibility of getting them mixed up or them being in the public and people carrying them because they're "not real" but how would anyone else know they're fake if they're made to look real. Thus all firearms that look real are real guns so there is no confusion. But that means that having real guns means all the safety measures required for having real guns on set and all the crew needed to be on set to ensure it. It makes sense that if you have the capability of just compositing a gun in and you don't need it to shoot then just do that instead and avoid having to have all the extra crew and safety protocols just for having a gun on set.
Or it was a reshoot and they were too lazy/cheap/rushed to get a real gun and just said “give him some bullshit sit him on a green screen and make the cgi monkeys fix it”
>it was meant to be a real gun
No it's not moron, that's a dart gun that he uses to tranq Spider-Man's fat friend. Even if it were real it would be paintball gun level dangerous.
They get a test audience and design 10 different fun designs. Some which are realistic, goofy, science fiction, edgy. Whichever one tests better is what they use.
These are the most market tested movies in existence. Nothing is made based on director's vision, it's all researched and tested and designed by committee.
I hate most Marvel movies but I might pay to watch this knowing full well it's going to be garbage solely because Hailee Steinfeld is rumored to have a cameo in it. I pay to watch everything she's in no matter how terrible it is because I'm in love with her.
No, it's for uniformity. They can't use the cat every time for every shot.
Likewise, actors can shoot in any studio location separate from other actors, so they use CGI for props instead of shipping them to various locations to get lost or stolen.
just... how the frick does a chubby Latina translate into a superhero?
superheros are supposed to be... super
strong, beautiful, you know... super
no fat, mid latinas.
and dont get me started on rotten feet Captain Marvel
New tapes uncovered from the Richard Nixon white house reveal the former president's attitude towards, amoung other things, Indian women.
>“Undoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian women,” said Mr. Nixon. “Undoubtedly,” he repeated, with a venomous tone.
>He continued, “The most sexless, nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animallike charm, but God, those Indians, ack, pathetic. Ugh.”
>On Nov. 4, 1971, during a private break from a contentious White House summit with Prime Minister Indira Gandhi of India — a rare woman leader at the time — the president harangued Mr. Kissinger about his sexual disgust at Indians. Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.
>A few days later, on November 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!"
>On Nov. 4, 1971, during a private break from a contentious White House summit with Prime Minister Indira Gandhi of India — a rare woman leader at the time — the president harangued Mr. Kissinger about his sexual disgust at Indians. Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.
>A few days later, on November 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!"
Especially when you already that another ex-prez (Bush Sr.) with actual military experience who was actually on the scene in Dallas and fits the bill much better than Nixon.
It's a good thing Brie went on the offensive with that tweet about the TSA or she would have got nuked from orbit. Because of that tweet about sexual harassment, we thought she was hot.
fat piggy
nobody told her to stop eating?
Brie and the black woman should beat her
All she had to do was be thin
>Brie and the black woman should beat her
Hot and Cute
she looks as bloated as Christopher Lloyd as Fester in Addams Family, but brown instead of white
>Superhero with double chin
That's very empowering actually.
What's Tobey Maguire have to do with this
Very sad indeed.
Kamala has a wide bither hip. Will we ever see this on the silver screen?
>You WILL find the fat brown goblina attractive
why didn't they cast a failproof cutie, I love Indian girls
Because the agenda is to program you to find THIS attractive. Expecting women to take care of themselves and be healthy is problematic in current year.
I think it's not just proggmramming for attractiveness but they really REALLY need people to be as unhealthy as possible since once the baby boomers die off the medical industry is gonna crash hard since they're a huge demographic for meds and end of life care
Because attractive women appeal to straight men and that isnt allowed in the west
why would you wear something that restricts your leg movement that much
what are you, a fricking gay? what kind of question is that?
>Anon complains about an outfit that makes it very hard for a woman to spread her legs.
>Other anon calls him a gay.
Think before you speak anon.
you'll never be woman
Thanks for confirming something obvious that I never claimed or remotely even implied.
what if i am a gay but also am wondering why she would wear something that restricts her movement?
See
Because you’re protected.
To appeal to indian fans (rapists)
>boner checker at 7 seconds
Never fails to make me laugh
I wish I looked like this
YWNBAIW
She cute
What the frick is that outfit, it is just a cheap black crop top and a long skirt.
I agree, it would be perfect were it a short skirt instead
oh my science! did you just commit a heterosexuality in current year? for your TRANSgressions you will be forced to apologize to Saint Floyd of George for forgiveness at the alter of Gibsmedat!
>oh my science!
this isn't /misc/
No, it's blue /b/, a colony of /misc/.
Because when they market to whites, they give bait.
When they market to any other audience, they give them themselves.
She's a homestuck nerd that wants a life, surrounded by product and gets to become the product.
Because not only is it made in current day feminazi hollywoke, but it's made by disney, the worst of the feminazi hollywoke homosexuals.
This. The witchers casting director confirmed it
What do you mean? Those pleather body suits are great for movement, enhance agility, and keep your body dry and cool. They really are the best for strenuous activities, you don't see actual athletes wearing them tho because they love to be challenged by wearing the least amount of clothes that they can get away with.
Well actually in the comics she has the ability to extend her limbs, alter her appearance, and shift shape in several other manners. So her being fat is justified. Please watch the movie.
if you can look anyway you like, why would you choose to look fat and ugly?
Because there's nothing wrong with being a fat and ugly woman you incel chud
oh bro... they changed her rubber power for the movie since it was too hard. now she controls light or something lmfao
so no giantess fat muslima? what the frick is even the point
double chin
why are you holding the cat like that you fat brown scum
they're trying to make the heroes relatable but their target audience (teen girls) will never give a shit about capeshit no matter how hard they try with their gorilla marketing and shit
pathetic
only activists care about "relatable"
poojeet b***h is so fugly I couldn't help to turn away my sight and focus on the cat's crotch instead, hence the question: isn't Goose/Chewie supposed to be female? I know she definitely is in the comics, but i can clearly see a ballsack down there
She never recovered
Poor Pajeetas.. No matter how hard they try it seems that they all end up overweight sooner rather than later
Did they fricking feel the need to CG A CAT!?
Are you for fricking real?
>Did they fricking feel the need to CG A CAT!?
yes
It's cheaper. A real cat needs food, water, a litterbox, a trainer and caretaker.
>needs food, water, a litterbox, a trainer and caretaker
So does Brie Larson and yet she's still on the set in person.
I still don't get why they did this. Even the Nu-Wars shows made an actual attempt to use as many real props as they could.
Props must be built, ordered, transported, moved, and then moved and transported back when you are done with them. It costs more and requires more people than a few indians working for peanuts doing CGI on their computers. CGI also allows for post-production changes. Can't do that when the props are gone.
>literally the largest and most profitable movie franchise to ever exist
>an Ikea table and putting a tube on a stick is "too expensive" for them
Grim.
It cuts costs and lets them design the room in post so they dont have to do expensive reshoots if something changes.
dude, maybe you didnt notice but a significant part of the prop is actually real and had to be built, ordered, transported, moved and transported back when they were done with it.
TLDR: you are a fricking idiot.
Because it was meant to be a real gun, and something that looks like a real gun IS a real gun for obvious reason because having fake guns that look like real guns is just asking for trouble with the possibility of getting them mixed up or them being in the public and people carrying them because they're "not real" but how would anyone else know they're fake if they're made to look real. Thus all firearms that look real are real guns so there is no confusion. But that means that having real guns means all the safety measures required for having real guns on set and all the crew needed to be on set to ensure it. It makes sense that if you have the capability of just compositing a gun in and you don't need it to shoot then just do that instead and avoid having to have all the extra crew and safety protocols just for having a gun on set.
Or it was a reshoot and they were too lazy/cheap/rushed to get a real gun and just said “give him some bullshit sit him on a green screen and make the cgi monkeys fix it”
>it was meant to be a real gun
No it's not moron, that's a dart gun that he uses to tranq Spider-Man's fat friend. Even if it were real it would be paintball gun level dangerous.
The are reluctant to let actors handle real weapons after picrel
… except captain marvel was years before that.
Baldwin threw caution to the wind, he would have never killed that cinematographer had he been using a cgi revolver, as was protocol.
If you’re doing a bit, you aren’t funny. If you’re not pretending, you’re dumb as frick.
They get a test audience and design 10 different fun designs. Some which are realistic, goofy, science fiction, edgy. Whichever one tests better is what they use.
These are the most market tested movies in existence. Nothing is made based on director's vision, it's all researched and tested and designed by committee.
Except the real prop was used earlier in the movie. Just stop.
Brie is allergic to cats, so the production addressed the issue that way. No, I'm not joking
>Brie is allergic to cats
Only demons are allergic to cats. All Christians and Muslims know this.
CGIng animals is much better than trying to get them to do shit on set. only cgi i support
I hate most Marvel movies but I might pay to watch this knowing full well it's going to be garbage solely because Hailee Steinfeld is rumored to have a cameo in it. I pay to watch everything she's in no matter how terrible it is because I'm in love with her.
That’s depressing.
as if the mouse gives a frick about sales
So I watched ms.marvel and their was a line about not retaliating no matter how evil your adversaries are. Clearly israeli propaganda for the Muslims
yea you're right women hate cats
is even the fricking cat cgi
Yes because Brie is allergic. But even if she weren't they would still use a CGI cat because it's cheaper and more efficient.
It’s not actually cheaper. CGI is expensive as frick it’s just you can rush cgi, you can’t rush real things.
No, it's for uniformity. They can't use the cat every time for every shot.
Likewise, actors can shoot in any studio location separate from other actors, so they use CGI for props instead of shipping them to various locations to get lost or stolen.
just cgi brie, bonus you can actually make her attractive
just... how the frick does a chubby Latina translate into a superhero?
superheros are supposed to be... super
strong, beautiful, you know... super
no fat, mid latinas.
and dont get me started on rotten feet Captain Marvel
I swear she wasn't this fat before, what the frick happened
She's Pakistani. But yeah, there are plenty of hot Middle Eastern girls out there, surely a few of them are in showbiz, wtf happened there
>ITZ AHH CAATE!!!
New tapes uncovered from the Richard Nixon white house reveal the former president's attitude towards, amoung other things, Indian women.
>“Undoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian women,” said Mr. Nixon. “Undoubtedly,” he repeated, with a venomous tone.
>He continued, “The most sexless, nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animallike charm, but God, those Indians, ack, pathetic. Ugh.”
https://www.deccanherald.com/world/indian-women-most-unattractive-in-the-world-richard-nixon-882396.html
>On Nov. 4, 1971, during a private break from a contentious White House summit with Prime Minister Indira Gandhi of India — a rare woman leader at the time — the president harangued Mr. Kissinger about his sexual disgust at Indians. Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.
>A few days later, on November 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!"
>New tapes uncovered
how great they keep uncovering the new tapes
but not the ones from watergate.
That's just writerly spin to make it sound more current.
What do you imagine has not been found about watergate?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_White_House_tapes#18%C2%BD-minute_gap
nothing! absolutely nothing
and lee harvey oswald is the killer btw
I'm not going to read that
Is this something you believe would have exonerated Nixon in some way?
I love him more every passing year
poogate starts
How badly will it bomb bros?
This was a hard sell peak cape shit and
Now!
I work at a cinema chain and when they said that Ms Marvel made 1 billion with sold out tickets all I ever saw was empty seats lol
Just watch them do the same again
We all saw that.
What do you imagine is the conspiracy here?
Disney buys all the tickets and then brags about the big box office weekend
its why they have a huge marketing budget
He thinks Nixon suddenly talked about killing jfk by being the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Haha, that's a hilarious thing to think.
Especially when you already that another ex-prez (Bush Sr.) with actual military experience who was actually on the scene in Dallas and fits the bill much better than Nixon.
Right, forgot about that. So he thinks the 18 minutes is nixon calling bush sr and thanking him for dealing with jfk
I'm happy you managed to interpret that after I missed out a word
It’s a skill.
thanks for saving me ms marvel
I want Violet Myers to play her in a parody.
does disney pay her a million for each pound of weight she gains?
When will people learn how to pick up cats properly?
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
ermahgerd de kert!
ill watch for she
>mouthbreather
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
WHAT THE FRICK
Is that a CGI cat?
uncanny alley cat
>Presales are 25% of Ant-Man
>Doing worse than The Flash
Laughing at this flop is going to be more entertaining than the actual movie.
Pussy does tend to sell movies
Why is that pig b***h tormenting the cat? Is that really necessary? THIS is how they market the movie?
and ms marvel looked like this before disney came and destroyed everything
It's a good thing Brie went on the offensive with that tweet about the TSA or she would have got nuked from orbit. Because of that tweet about sexual harassment, we thought she was hot.
not only a mutt but a triple chin mutt
zoomers probably consider this a sex symbol lmao
Reminder that all Marvels threads are made by Disney marketing shills trying to drum up awareness for the dead MCU.
That's a man.