The Marvels is officially the worst comic book movie of all time

The Marvels is officially the worst comic book movie of all time

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carol morbed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Morbius had the balls to have a damsel in distress in 2022 and even fridged her. The Marvels is Feminazism the whole way through.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >At least Morbius had the balls to have a damsel in distress in 2022 and even fridged her.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Morbius had the balls to have a damsel in distress
        who?
        i remember a girl being turned into a vampire at the end

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morbros we won!

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh the chuds aren't going to like this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek Democrats really do be looking like that tbh

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite part of the Marvels was when Captain Marvel said "It's marveling time" and marveled all over the place.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tweets screeching that men ruined the film

    >Men were basically the only ones going to see it

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CosmicBookNews

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts terrible episode of koth

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible movie deserves a terrible reaction image.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you didn't know where that image came from. You just downloaded it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it because John Redcorn gets humiliated a lot

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike it because the whole episode seems to take that heya burden bullshit seriously, like it wasn't a joke even then to virtue signal for it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a more reliable source than CNN

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a high bar

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cosmic book news
        >m…m…more reliable than cnn!
        This board has gotten so homosexual I need an AIDS test after any visit.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was Morbin time all along.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s always Morbin time

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get it. You're supposed to get exited about next product

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But we did. We exited and got another product.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprising after Kamala bombed the Avengers game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she was the last of this game's problems.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah! Morbius 2: It's Morbing Time! confirmed.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst selling, I have a feeling as an actual movie it's just forgettable

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Marvels was too forgettable to even meme about, unlike Morbius.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Morb was a great movie and I;m tired of pretending it's not.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are like 50 worse cbms than the marvel lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name them? I say 20 tops.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the movie r/boxoffice was debating heavily whether a billion was unlikely or not. They believed it would not go below 800 million.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in an ideal 2020

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um...source? Unlike the first it wasn't advertised as an important feminist cultural event

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, just go back a year or two to see the discussions for some big brain takes.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Marvel fatigue and apathy had not set in by that point so it is easier to understand where that Redditor was coming from.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair, but remember that Rotten Tomatoes changed its audience review policy specifically for Captain Marvel. The claim that it was not at all hated is just plain wrong, even then.

            The people who argued that CM made a billion because of Infinity War and Endgame were derided, as they believed Captain Marvel was a beloved and popular character in her own right.

            Now that she has a movie that requires her own merits, it is a historic bomb, proving the "haters" right.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >officially becomes the worst cbm
    >in a world where Catwoman, Elektra, FFRoSS, Amazing Spider-Man 2 and BvS exist
    This is obviously a non-biased article that should absolutely be taken seriously

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly, Avengers: Endgame is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time, better than Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Tokyo Story, Man with a Movie Camera, Eraserhead, Taxi Driver, The Godfather, Ben-Hur, Lawrence of Arabia, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, There Will Be Blood, Seven Samurai, Andrei Rublev, The Seventh Seal, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Metropolis, Modern Times, and 12 Angry Men.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one said that, redditor

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