it’s just a double-wide seat. We had them here but I haven’t seen them for a while, possibly people were just taking the suggestion too literally resulting in complaints. I know I grabbed some breasts in one
>ACHTUNG ACHTUNG >be advised a patron has attempted to select a loveseat with only one ticket purchased if you see this dangerous individual shoot him on sight
parkett is floor
loge is box/higher seats
vergeben is booked
ausgewält is selected
gesperrt is inaccessible
loveseat is for groping around. the translation would be Liebessitz, which sounds shit
Yeah man, it's hard enough to get my girlfriend to shut the frick up and go to a theatre, I don't need you fricks creeping her out too. You could do that if I'm alone, but it seems like all the incels disappear when I go to the movies alone so I don't have anyone to discuss kino with. I will literally befriend anyone who says sneedor some shit at the end of a movie, stop hiding. I need friends.
German cinemas are mostly about having sex in public. Nobody really pays attention to the movie. That's why all the seats around loveseats are also taken.
>You can make an entire 50 page essay with the answer to that question.
You can make a thesis with a 50 page table of content to even begin answering that question
i like how loveseat is just loveseat in german
Wait, theaters have loveseats now?
Jesus fricking christ.
I think it's a trick to prevent lawsuits from megafatties and cripples.
>now
it’s just a double-wide seat. We had them here but I haven’t seen them for a while, possibly people were just taking the suggestion too literally resulting in complaints. I know I grabbed some breasts in one
>trying to watch a movie while 20 german couples are ficking in loveseat
>ACHTUNG ACHTUNG
>be advised a patron has attempted to select a loveseat with only one ticket purchased if you see this dangerous individual shoot him on sight
What language is this? And what the frick is a ‘loveseat’? Is that where you’re allowed to get a bj from your SO without getting kicked out?
I'll vergeben your ausgewahlt
So most people have booked parkett, loge, vergeben, and loveseat tickets?
parkett is floor
loge is box/higher seats
vergeben is booked
ausgewält is selected
gesperrt is inaccessible
loveseat is for groping around. the translation would be Liebessitz, which sounds shit
What's his fricking problem?
Center of theater is the best seats. I'm not going to lose enjoyment on my kino so you two fricks can sit there and pretend to watch the movie.
You're creeping us out and we'll call the manager.
Good luck, Robert is my nig
you'll strike your wiener to your gf and so will I
Is there a seating etiquette to respect or something?
Basically urinal rules
Yeah man, it's hard enough to get my girlfriend to shut the frick up and go to a theatre, I don't need you fricks creeping her out too. You could do that if I'm alone, but it seems like all the incels disappear when I go to the movies alone so I don't have anyone to discuss kino with. I will literally befriend anyone who says sneedor some shit at the end of a movie, stop hiding. I need friends.
He's vegan
literally me
Manhattan KS 9pm
>taking time to look for the few showings that aren't sold out
This is why y'all are virgins
Shill harder. HARDER. GET US TO POST SCREENCAPS OF OUR THEATER WAGIE OR ELSE BOSSIE GETS MAD
>y'all
>Loveseat
WTF
Is fricking in the cinema allowed in germany?
German cinemas are mostly about having sex in public. Nobody really pays attention to the movie. That's why all the seats around loveseats are also taken.
Huh, the more you learn I guess
mouvie starts in 1 hour 15m
Seoul, CGV Yongsan ipark mall which hosts one of the largest imax screens in the country and possibly in the world.
why are so many right infront of the screen?
what's wrong with germans
>what's wrong with germans
You can make an entire 50 page essay with the answer to that question.
>You can make an entire 50 page essay with the answer to that question.
You can make a thesis with a 50 page table of content to even begin answering that question
>essen mein sheißen
>okie doke
>why are so many right infront of the screen?
screen is at the top
>what's wrong with germans
high IQ
this is how the real Captain Marvel movie theaters looked like before disney bought the tickets btw
>mfw Disney isn’t buying up tickets this time because they literally can’t afford to
6pm showing today, filled in seats are taken
not looking good
7pm sitting where I am (there is frick all to do where I live btw and friday night cinema is still a big thing).
This is in 9hrs time for my timezone
Is it over?
>Is it over?
unironically, literally and objectively
It made 6.5mil in Thursday previews. The Flash made 9. It's over
Imagine being THIS obsessed with a movie you have no intention of even seeing.
It's over...
uhh.. zussekes.. it voel me niet zo lekker
biggest cinema in finland for friday evening
that’s not bad for friday at noon. who tf reserves seats 7 hours in advance
Fake. No two finns would ever sit that close together.
Booked tickets for a 3:45 showing today and I was the first to do so. This shit is definitely flopping.
Can't image because of ban
>Friday night
>Theater next to the biggest university in the nation
>2300 showing
>Seating all free and you
It's over