It seems more like they want people to "review bomb" this so they can get any kind of attention. People just don't really seem to care about this movie on either side, it's just another slop film no one cares about.
Ghostbusters 2016 effect rinse and repeat. Effective at PR but not filling seats or getting tickets bought. Sure you'll get a few idiots who will buy the tickets to see it multiple times but not entire cities or sold out showings.
are they good cinema snacks?
why does he say just take one, they don't look very big. how can I make it last the whole film?
thanks, I'm trying to update my motion picture theatre viewing style
thanks
I don't go either. I went a few times some years ago, but it was to a cinema which shows old films. saw aliens, blade runner and a couple of others.
really I was just making conversation since the other threads are crap
>hy-oh!
Follows a spicy joke. Ed McMahon said it after Carson delivered a zinger. >Cats! Brie!
Translation: The movie is great because it has cats and Brie, shut up for wanting more.
Is this a review he's doing ironically?
Most superhero movie fans are old with families. Is he really holding on to the myth that the fans of Marvel are a bunch of fat losers? That's DC.
People always call out review bombing but what about the opposite. This guy wasn't ever going to give this movie a bad review and he's probably not even being paid
>review bombing >2023
Uh yeah I'm sure it has nothing to do with the sharp decline in MCU box office numbers overall because they put out slop. That narrative might have worked for the first movie but absolutely no one cares enough to do it now.
>THERE'S NO WAY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THIS THEY MUST BE TROLLS REVIEW BOMBING
Or people just don't fricking like it, I knew Marvel fatigue had to kick in sometime.
sounds like it's been happening for a while.
for me it was already there by end game. I fell asleep after 30 minutes of it, woke up an hour and a half later and it seemed like nothing had happened in the film. it was so repetivie and such a mish mash of recycled scenes from infinity war that my brain turned off.
Chuds don't even need to review bomb the film though. I watched the real time critic reviews come in and they were majority bad. Nobody likes this shit, not even the access media shills.
Moviebob's review of this was hilariously biased. Fricker seriously put The Marvels on the same level as the first Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Civil War and Avengers in terms of quality. He spends most of the "review" implying that if you don't like the film that the problem is you the viewer, and that you should touch grass (literally)
The haters are pathetic. Completely fricking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so moronic and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fricking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just frick off you fricking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fricking great. if anyone fricked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. frick this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
I think the only way to settle this is for brie to sit on my face and piss down my throat until I learn to respect her.
then I have to spend at least an hour cleaning her off with my tongue.
I don't know man I haven't made a review since I was like 12 and my reviews were never bad lol. I think it must be kids or some shit. Like 6 year olds.
At what point does Disney just give up on this shit? This is what, the third? Fourth? Female-led bomb they've had in a row? Is it a contract thing? Like Brie was signed on to do two pictures and they have to honour that? Do they think these films are actually working? Is the machinery just too big and this was planned to far back in advance that it couldn't be stopped? Is it really just a israeli conspiracy to destroy western culture by making increasingly shit films and demanding people love them because "diversity?"
I would have thought making millions or billions of dollars would have been more appealing than any of that shit.
Yidsney doesn't need to make money, their buddies in the ~~*financial sector*~~ will print another trillion dollars and toss them 10 billion or churn out more demoralizing slop. Western civilization will fall to make way for the Zionist regime of the future.
pretty sure jared leto's joker is running the whole thing. that's about as much sense as it makes.
brie is fine, but they should put her in the prostitute costume from the comic and make her battle the dildo of titans or something.
It's pretty funny how they keep getting away with it. Actors and actresses must be moronic for not noticing how they all get the same acting coaches, "therapists" and personal trainers. Which all just happen to push the same bullshit on them while feeding them medications they don't need and never asked for.
The diversity shit aside, this movie just looks awful and boring. The trailer doesn't even make it look like anything fun. Basically the movie seems like it's going to be Captain Marvel and two literally-whos accidentally swap their positions and get into goofy hijinks, then they come together and train with Nick Fury, then they fight the literally-who villain using their swapping-position power to their advantage catching the villain off guard with wacky swashbuckling but very coordinated fighting.
I don't even hate Larson, or that black chick. Their characters are boring though. I do not, at all, like Kamala Khan. That character is so fricking forced it slightly angers me. The three of them together makes a fricking mediocre movie. Why didn't they take this stupid kind of shit and make it a low budget TV show and turn Secret Invasion into a movie? Fricking moronic.
Basically, I'm not gonna watch it. I know I should watch this movie to support women and diversity and to stick it to the chudcel manbabies...I know...ugh...I know!! I'm just not gonna watch it, is all
It seems more like they want people to "review bomb" this so they can get any kind of attention. People just don't really seem to care about this movie on either side, it's just another slop film no one cares about.
Ghostbusters 2016 effect rinse and repeat. Effective at PR but not filling seats or getting tickets bought. Sure you'll get a few idiots who will buy the tickets to see it multiple times but not entire cities or sold out showings.
>blaming 'trolls' instead of the usual 'fanboys'
>finally realising that ridiculing a big chunk of their target audience is not profitable
Disney really learn their lesson the hard way, huh?
word on the street is its those Snyder boys
>nooooo you can't agree that it's shit! must be bots! think of the message!
>make a movie for an imaginary audience
>villainize anyone who doesn't watch it
when low user scores
>use bots to vote down your own movie
>tell imdb to shut it down
Mission Accomplished
Having Khan invade Israeli with a paraglider in the movie was bold, but fair.
The taste OVER 9000
They are creating a boogeyman to explain why this is going to be the biggest marvel bomb ever.
Sometimes a turd is a turd.
Like a turd in the wind?
>Make an utter garbage movie, worthless trash
>Get negative reviews
>R-REVIEW BOMBING TROLLS!!!
It's soooo fricking pathetic, lmao
How come review bombing is always negative? Why aren't the fans review bombing it with positive ones instead?
>let's play the review bombing card
Lmao, it's a real flop then.
it's gotta be russian bots again
Based. I bet he wrote that review before watching it too
what's a date
They're supposed to be good for you
are they good cinema snacks?
why does he say just take one, they don't look very big. how can I make it last the whole film?
thanks, I'm trying to update my motion picture theatre viewing style
thanks
I don't know, I'm not going to cinemas anymore, nothing good ever being shown here. Maybe they're selling them now, I don't know.
I don't go either. I went a few times some years ago, but it was to a cinema which shows old films. saw aliens, blade runner and a couple of others.
really I was just making conversation since the other threads are crap
My wife says they look like big wienerroaches. I think they're delicious and they look more like candied Black person toes
>THOSE AREN'T BEANS! THAT'S RAT SHIT!
The 10th
there are ten sargent marvel films?
Yes this looks like a totally valid review, unlike those evil virgins review bombing because they hate all women everywhere
chudbros…
This is practically the other extreme of review bombing, yet it's a professional critic lmao.
>actual review bombing
it's like he sucked of the pander stone like his favorite wives buck
I don't get the "hy-oh! Cats! Brie!" bit at the end? Is it a catchphrase? Is he listing things old women have?
>hy-oh!
Follows a spicy joke. Ed McMahon said it after Carson delivered a zinger.
>Cats! Brie!
Translation: The movie is great because it has cats and Brie, shut up for wanting more.
It honestly never occurred to me that he was talking about the actress and not the cheese, lol.
k3k
Is this a review he's doing ironically?
Most superhero movie fans are old with families. Is he really holding on to the myth that the fans of Marvel are a bunch of fat losers? That's DC.
I feel like this guy needs a lesson taught to him
People always call out review bombing but what about the opposite. This guy wasn't ever going to give this movie a bad review and he's probably not even being paid
no one really needs to "call out" shilling. everyone knows they do it.
IMDb is hiding ratings again.
They did it once before with Cleopatra but there was a way to circumvent it, but I don't remember how...
too many things to remember.
forget them all, slide through time frictionlessly.
you'll wake up at the end and wonder where it went
I would remembered if I cared enough, I guess.
But it doesn't matter since they can't hide it forever.
>movie comes out
>it’s bad
>it gets bad reviews
Isn’t this what’s supposed to happen?
>review bombing
>2023
Uh yeah I'm sure it has nothing to do with the sharp decline in MCU box office numbers overall because they put out slop. That narrative might have worked for the first movie but absolutely no one cares enough to do it now.
>antman 3 gets terrible reviews
>nobody says anything
>eternals gets terrible reviews
>nobody says anything
>thor 4 gets terrible reviews
>nobody says anything
>captain marvel 2 gets terrible reviws
>ITS BEING REVIEW BOMBED
only happens to movies with all female cast. remember when they whined of review bombers when ghostbusters was remade
Girls can't be Ghostbusters
Ocean's 8 was ignored by everyone, I only watched it because Anne Hathaway is pure sex And I expected an O11 cameo
marvel 2
is this movie captain marvel 2? I figured it's just a spinoff/half-sequel but not really a direct #2 movie to the first cpt marvel
Their target being another terrible Marvel movie
These people would defend Morbius if it were led by a woman
>THERE'S NO WAY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THIS THEY MUST BE TROLLS REVIEW BOMBING
Or people just don't fricking like it, I knew Marvel fatigue had to kick in sometime.
sounds like it's been happening for a while.
for me it was already there by end game. I fell asleep after 30 minutes of it, woke up an hour and a half later and it seemed like nothing had happened in the film. it was so repetivie and such a mish mash of recycled scenes from infinity war that my brain turned off.
Chuds don't even need to review bomb the film though. I watched the real time critic reviews come in and they were majority bad. Nobody likes this shit, not even the access media shills.
Moviebob's review of this was hilariously biased. Fricker seriously put The Marvels on the same level as the first Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Civil War and Avengers in terms of quality. He spends most of the "review" implying that if you don't like the film that the problem is you the viewer, and that you should touch grass (literally)
brie was giving him a hand shandy under the desk
He is right. The movie is good;
Cinemaphile was wrong about it!
You have quads, and yet you're wrong.
I DONT FRICKING CARE
NONE OF YOU SHOULD CARE
SHUT UP
yes sir Mr Mouse
Youre the one obsessing over fricking homosexual disney movies for children. get a job homosexual
yes sir Mr Mouse. We'll stop making fun of your movie right away
>Why are you on Cinemaphile talking about movies!? You should talk about politics and your job here!
.....N
OH LAWD DEM MARVELS
>this is what miss marvel looked like in 300 AD..... and it's beautiful
Just remove the "review" part of the thread's title
TOXIC INCEL MANBABIES REVIEW BOMB PRODUCT
The haters are pathetic. Completely fricking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so moronic and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fricking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just frick off you fricking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fricking great. if anyone fricked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. frick this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
greatbaitmate
She can kill me and nothing will happen to her, if I touch her I will get lawsuits until I lose everything.
>It's jealousy, pure jealousy,
The correct word in this context is "envy."
I think the only way to settle this is for brie to sit on my face and piss down my throat until I learn to respect her.
then I have to spend at least an hour cleaning her off with my tongue.
Imagine writing all this cringe shit even as bait, I'd kys myself way before reaching this point
Why do people review bomb stuff?
It's so lame.
I don't know man I haven't made a review since I was like 12 and my reviews were never bad lol. I think it must be kids or some shit. Like 6 year olds.
why is that stupid fricking car in every single marketing image of this film? is this a film about cats?
>Review Bombed
evil always accuses you of their own sins
The Marvels? More like The Flopels!
too soon
>people are review bombing it!!!!!
That would require people to care about the midvels.
At what point does Disney just give up on this shit? This is what, the third? Fourth? Female-led bomb they've had in a row? Is it a contract thing? Like Brie was signed on to do two pictures and they have to honour that? Do they think these films are actually working? Is the machinery just too big and this was planned to far back in advance that it couldn't be stopped? Is it really just a israeli conspiracy to destroy western culture by making increasingly shit films and demanding people love them because "diversity?"
I would have thought making millions or billions of dollars would have been more appealing than any of that shit.
I dunno but it hurts them more than me.
Yidsney doesn't need to make money, their buddies in the ~~*financial sector*~~ will print another trillion dollars and toss them 10 billion or churn out more demoralizing slop. Western civilization will fall to make way for the Zionist regime of the future.
Disney needs to make money because they bet 11 billion on streaming trying to destroy Netflix and lost.
Those bills are going to come due and interest is too high to bail them out with cheap capital
you know disney is steadily shrinking, right? its worth less than it was ten years ago despite buying fox and lucasarts
how does a bad marvel movie with a actress that cant act bring about the fall of western civilization
pretty sure jared leto's joker is running the whole thing. that's about as much sense as it makes.
brie is fine, but they should put her in the prostitute costume from the comic and make her battle the dildo of titans or something.
I didn't think it was as bad as thor love and thunder
picked a new target? they were given a new target. what, does she think it was a toss-up between this and Campbell's soup?
I hate chuds so much it's unreal.
you're not even trying
Pointless to review bomb these things. Just ignore them entirely.
Anon if it wasn't for the review bombers this movie would be at 100%
toxic femininity: the movie
ahhhh no don't make me drink milk from your glorious udders brie ahhh nooo
I'M ADDICTED TO YOU
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC
why wear a cross if you're not actually christian?
>why [do women do thing]?
there is literally no explanation for it, even they themselves don't know
Why hide behind the SIX GORILLIAN if you don't actually practice Judaism?
she is, or used to be at some point before hollywood took her under their wing
Name a more kino trope than Hollywood brain zapping people
I can't, ~~*they*~~ are too powerful
It's pretty funny how they keep getting away with it. Actors and actresses must be moronic for not noticing how they all get the same acting coaches, "therapists" and personal trainers. Which all just happen to push the same bullshit on them while feeding them medications they don't need and never asked for.
Why do shit movies always get review bombed? It's suspicious as frick
>A large portion of The Marvels feels designed to troll the fanboys, and god bless DaCosta for that.
>-Jake Wilson, The Age (Australia)
lmao
What about Rotten tomatoes?
>6.6 million preview
It is a fricking flop.
This is about to be the biggest bomb for MCU ever.
That seems pretty low for capeshit.
Don't they usually make 5x more than that on this timeframe?
Pretty low? That is one of the lowest.
It's bad. So it the trend.
>'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3' Seeing $17M Thursday Previews at box office
>Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania started off its domestic box office run with a strong $17.5 million in Thursday previews
Our guy says it's so shit he won't even name it when normally he'll just say he saw it if it's shit.
https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1722976450721312923?s=20
History repeats
I’m disappointed. It will do shit numbers. But I want Cutthroat Island box office numbers.
>Patrick McDonald
They can’t keep getting away with it…
https://cosmicbook.news/the-marvels-box-office-collapsing-internationally
WORSE
THAN
THE FLASH
The diversity shit aside, this movie just looks awful and boring. The trailer doesn't even make it look like anything fun. Basically the movie seems like it's going to be Captain Marvel and two literally-whos accidentally swap their positions and get into goofy hijinks, then they come together and train with Nick Fury, then they fight the literally-who villain using their swapping-position power to their advantage catching the villain off guard with wacky swashbuckling but very coordinated fighting.
I don't even hate Larson, or that black chick. Their characters are boring though. I do not, at all, like Kamala Khan. That character is so fricking forced it slightly angers me. The three of them together makes a fricking mediocre movie. Why didn't they take this stupid kind of shit and make it a low budget TV show and turn Secret Invasion into a movie? Fricking moronic.
Basically, I'm not gonna watch it. I know I should watch this movie to support women and diversity and to stick it to the chudcel manbabies...I know...ugh...I know!! I'm just not gonna watch it, is all