THE MARVELS Test-Screening Leaks

>At the beginning of the movie Kamala is narrating but you're not sure who to yet. At the end it is revealed she was narrating to Kate Bishop as she is trying to recruit her Nick Fury-style and mentions "Did you know Ant-Man has a daughter?"

>After the Marvels save as many Skrulls as they can from whatever planet they were taking refuge from, Valkyrie shows up on their ship via Rainbow Bridge to take the Skrull refugees to New Asgard.

>At the end Monica gets trapped in another universe where her mother is Captain Marvel (But she has a different suit than what she had in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness).

>The sequence with the Flerkens gobbling up the SABER crew members got a lot of laughs because they were running around and you keep hearing over the PA "do not run; let them eat you" all to the song "Memories" from the musical cats playing.

>A lot of Kamala's lines got some laughs as did Fury. Mild cheers/claps when Valkyrie and Kate showed up

>Hailee Steinfeld was in full purple costume with bow and arrows and everything.

>The current cut of the movie was right around 1h50min.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so generic I absolutely believe it’s real

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doubling down on camp refoogee skrulls
    alright

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At the end it is revealed she was narrating to Kate Bishop as she is trying to recruit her Nick Fury-style and mentions "Did you know Ant-Man has a daughter?"

    Oh for God's sakes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all knew this was happening sooner or later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wait, they already did the "main character was narrating to someone else all along" thing in Iron Man 3.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s like poetry it rhymes

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guardians 3 will be the only fondly remembered MCU thing released this year

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Secret Invasion might be good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's already people criticizing it for how they handle the plot and drama within the first two episodes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The first two episodes of this six-episode spy story are too slow and serious!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can do a good nice and slow spy story without making it dry and boring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm genuinely unsure how its meant to work with MCU skrulls.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gag with the cats has already gotten old after 1 movie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they lie about the box office numbers like with the first Captain Marvel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you don't have to sit through two hours of it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see the first movie and I had no intention of seeing this one but I'm obsessively in love with Hailee Steinfeld and will watch everything she is in in the theater.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Haileepilled
      The movie's still gonna be utter shit though, don't go see it just for her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly I could have gone see Quantumania but when I found out Kate wasn't in it I just didn't feel like going.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kathryn Newton's fit, if you're into stick girls. At any rate, her tummy is pretty kino and she's got a pretty face. Problem is, her Cassie is somewhat unlikeable
          Hailee's Kate Bishop is probably the only good new 'young female Phase 4 replacement' they've done so far, though I only watched two episodes of Hawkeye so I can't really say

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watched the whole show and I can tell you without a doubt that the only female characters the MCU has worth giving a shit right now are Kate and Kamala. Well, there's the GotG characters but I don't expect them to be treated with respect so I'd prefer if they left them alone.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Marvels save as many Skrulls as they can from whatever planet they were taking refuge from, Valkyrie shows up on their ship via Rainbow Bridge to take the Skrull refugees to New Asgard.
    Is this an allegory to the whole refugee thing on Europe?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>At the beginning of the movie Kamala is narrating but you're not sure who to yet. At the end it is revealed she was narrating to Kate Bishop as she is trying to recruit her Nick Fury-style and mentions "Did you know Ant-Man has a daughter?"
    they unironically thought this would get normie audiences hyped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It probably will. Normies like Kamala and Hailee (moreso than Kate Bishop herself).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Normies like Kamala
        anon, her show tanked after the first couple of episodes. it's one of the worst performing disney + shows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They still appreciate the character. Her show was just really boring past the first two episodes and before the season finale.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At the end Monica gets trapped in another universe

    Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0yAoMMw.jpg

      >At the beginning of the movie Kamala is narrating but you're not sure who to yet. At the end it is revealed she was narrating to Kate Bishop as she is trying to recruit her Nick Fury-style and mentions "Did you know Ant-Man has a daughter?"

      >After the Marvels save as many Skrulls as they can from whatever planet they were taking refuge from, Valkyrie shows up on their ship via Rainbow Bridge to take the Skrull refugees to New Asgard.

      >At the end Monica gets trapped in another universe where her mother is Captain Marvel (But she has a different suit than what she had in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness).

      >The sequence with the Flerkens gobbling up the SABER crew members got a lot of laughs because they were running around and you keep hearing over the PA "do not run; let them eat you" all to the song "Memories" from the musical Cats playing.

      >A lot of Kamala's lines got some laughs as did Fury. Mild cheers/claps when Valkyrie and Kate showed up

      >Hailee Steinfeld was in full purple costume with bow and arrows and everything.

      >The current cut of the movie was right around 1h50min.

      WHERE'S MY NEXTWAVE MOVIE, MARVEL?!? HUH? WHERE IS IT?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude no way in hell it would be as good as comic.
        not even 5 % as fun and crazy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It might do something where the characters become self-aware they are in an adaptation that is less interesting than the source material and walk out. What to do for the rest of the movie I don't know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you see, it's like goethe. but with lots more crunching.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was having a hypothetical adaptation thread a few weeks ago and we came down to Nextwave and Goodnight Punpun being impossible to translate to animation or live-action.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick WOULD BE KINOOOOOOOOOOO

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Once again the most interesting thing about Carol is that she has a pet cat that isn't a cat.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is Ragnarok all over again, but instead of three charismatic male lead like Thor, Loki and Hulk and hot dommy villainess like Hela we have instead the most unassuming b***hes of current MCU replacing them

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steinfeld was in full purple costume with bow and arrows and everything.

    Are there hip-holes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Was there the scarf? I miss the scarf.

      Also kind of miss the sunglasses.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even need to read this to know this will being boring and or bad like the rest of the MCU going forward

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >After the Marvels save as many Skrulls as they can from whatever planet they were taking refuge from, Valkyrie shows up on their ship via Rainbow Bridge to take the Skrull refugees to New Asgard.
    This got my attention for a split second before I remembered Waititi's ugly mutt b***h.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hailee Steinfeld was in full purple costume with bow and arrows and everything
    Hips windows? Or any skin at all above her ankles and elbows?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Are there gratuitous ass shots?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At the end Monica gets trapped in another universe where her mother is Captain Marvel (But she has a different suit than what she had in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness).

    Man, they really have no clue what to do with her outside of showing up for girl power points.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can't upstage Carol, remember.
      God, what a fate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All these Captain Marvels were introduced in comics over DECADES.
      It's a bit odd and awkward to have them all introduced with 5 years of one another.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They need to give Carol a supporting cast because anything she had before in the comics is ass and she can't be hanging out with other Avengers characters because that burns up their contracts and they need them for other movies.
        Real talk: use Carol's sister instead, she'd be a great foil.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carol doesn't have a sister in the MCU, but she does have a brother.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Plus, I feel like we only just established Carol as Captain Marvel in the original film set in the 90s but never really established her role or reputation "what being Captain Marvel means" in the present outside of Kamala's fan girling. We know Carol was conveniently off doing something when Thanos snapped half the universe in Infinity War and then she mostly just stood around for most of End Game. What does having more of THAT mean?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one knows who Kamala or Kate Bishop are

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kamala should have started as a movie instead of a tv series because jesus christ the girl have a lot of charisma but the showrunner was fricking moronic

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purple costume
    Why couldn't it be purple body paint?

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