>Hey guys you know how Deadpool never takes off his mask and how much you love that? Well here's Hugh Jackman showing off his gay face the whole movie!
It's gay. I won't be shocked if Ryan Reynolds shows his own gay face off the whole movie to match Gayverine's gayness.
Speaking from personal experience, when the movie ended the entire audience in the screening I went to clapped, some even hollered, I’m convinced the negative reception to the movie is some kind of psy-op and the people shitting on it haven’t actually watched it
>femcel e-girl wants to destroy the world because adult men owe her sex >qt Asian main character spends the whole movie deciding which white man she wants to frick >immortal Indian gets to live life in the open because all Indians look the same
We didn't deserve The Eternals.
>no tony >no spider-man >no thor >cucked hulk >Black person cap >ant man will probably be a dumbass the whole movie to make his gf look better >the rest are literal whos
wtf were they thinking? LOL
I would unironically watch a femdom porn with both of them
I can understand extremist muslim groups and child rapists better than I can the absolute fricking goyslop people of the world who watch capeshit movies.
>who? >female Captain America best known for recent flop >Hulk >who? >who? >Ant-Man >who? >who? >guy from the Barbie movie everyone hates >She-Hulk from that show everyone hates
t. normie. Capeshit is dead.
as it continues it will suffer the exact same problems the actual cape shit comics suffer from
can't wait for the Shocking extreme shit to try bringing in people
i know the 2nd girl everyone hates, the hulk guy cause he was in the movies 1000 years ago when i saw one of those, and Paul Rudd from the Celery Man video, don't know any of the Black folk or chinamen
>Will this be enough to conquer the China market?
no because they found the ugliest asians they could invoke, and chinamen hate uggos, also most of them look like mystery meat, not chinese
>have string of flops >have no A-Listers left, neither characters nor actors >refuse to go into the X-Men >refuse to spend money to get Gyllenhaal as Reed, make due with Pedro Pascal and other C-Listers >keep doubling down on the moronation
At this point I think they're deliberately trying to tank this. There is no chance a single executive looked at that line-up and said >let's make a goddamn movie with this cast!
I refuse to believe it. They have the data. They've been tanking with these specific characters for years now. I will not believe there is a single person, let alone a group of them, moronic enough to keep going as is and not just course correct. I will not believe it. It will make me lose all hope if these are the kinds of people handling billions.
I think they planned on him returning until the accident happened.
I'll be honest though, Ultimate Hawkeye shits all over 616/MCU Hawkeye. The only time the movies made him remotely interesting was in Endgame.
The Ultimates were ridiculous but in retrospect I'd rather watch something like that than whatever they're doing now.
It would be entertaining in a Batman & Robin type way.
It's Mr Sinister. The 2000s were a different time.
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The Ultimates were ridiculous but in retrospect I'd rather watch something like that than whatever they're doing now.
It would be entertaining in a Batman & Robin type way.
for me it's wolverine cucking cyclops
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why does he hold her like that lmaooooo and wtf is that Logan's expression in the last panel lmaoooo thank you anon i'm literally in tears
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Ultimate Mr Sinister. From foppy Brit LARPing as Techno-Dracula to schizo gangbanger.
It's Mr Sinister. The 2000s were a different time.
I don't even know what they were thinking. The 00s were full of >yes yes, you foiled my plan but TWIST, it was actually part of my plan!
villains in black trenchcoats. To this day I do not understand why they did what they did.
>>have no A-Listers left, neither characters nor actors
it's funny how evans and rdj wont even bother to do voiceover work for their What If show
There was never a chance that they'd do it. Honestly, I just feel bad for Cumberbatch. He liked the character and actively went after the role, he does the cameos, he does the voice acting, and while he's the single big name they have left, they keep treating Strange like dirt. It's as if they're doing all the wrong things on purpose.
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>There was never a chance that they'd do it. Honestly, I just feel bad for Cumberbatch. He liked the character and actively went after the role, he does the cameos, he does the voice acting, and while he's the single big name they have left, they keep treating Strange like dirt. It's as if they're doing all the wrong things on purpose.
At this point it is pretty safe to assume it comes down to him being a straight white male character - thereby being considered by Disney as unsuitable/non-ideal to push when they should be promoting non-white and female characters.
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I know that it's precisely that, but Christ, you've got a single recognizable name left, the people like him and the character, so why not give a single "ebil straight white male" some spotlight? They're tanking and tanking and they refuse to do the right thing. For God's sake, people liked Wanda but they assassinated her and are dead-set on making every negress and Paki a star. How can they be so stubborn and moronic? None of it makes sense. From the entirety of Post-Endgame the only things that have attracted some attention were the magic stuff, with people waiting to see Moon Knight. But they're actively sabotaging all of them. >Blade still haven't even started filming >Moon Knight S2 hasn't even been announced >Strange actively being sidelined >Wanda "dead" >Ghost Rider not even in the cards
Meanwhile they gave Agatha a show and they're going full steam ahead with Young Avengers and a literal Vision show. How can these people be so utterly moronic? Just do the FF, do some magic stuff with Midnight Sons, finish the saga with the Beyonder and the cameos, and then go and do X-Men and a rebooted Iron Man. How goddamn hard is that? How?
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there are some (probably false) rumors that they are scrambling for Evil Strange to replace We Wuz Kangz as the big bad now that Majors has been sacked.
high skill archery is very overlooked thing in my opinion
i like how he upgraded his arsenal throughout the mcu movies.
i do wish they got him more screentime, and also sad about the totally missed oportunity for tony to make him badass gear uupgrades
Ultimate Clint was basically Bullseye, lethal with any kind of object. I think they were going to allude that he was the actual Bullseye at one point and he had reformed himself, but the Ultimate universe died before that could happen.
PROTIP: The source is a twitter scooper who only said "if they started making the film today, these are the characters they would probably use" because heavy hitters like Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Thor, etc. would be filming their individual sequels at the same time. He isn't saying that's going to be the actual lineup when they get to making the movie.
the entire linchpin of the MCU is to be carried by the three actors left that are likable
so the movie will be Antman, Wong & Reddit Hulk
goddamn lol, do you think that the people in charge have delusions about it actually being good and profitable or are they just trying to sink it?
>Shang Chi’s friend is just a human but unlike Hawkeye and Black Widow she grew up with a normal life and wasn’t trained to be a living weapon since birth.
He's the hybrid son of a human and Kurt Russell who is from a race of ancient aliens called Celestials that are so powerful that they are nearly indistinguishable from gods.
She fills the role of rick jones who was with original avengers. He was just a teenager who hung out with the hulk. But was added to give a teenagers perspective which is who was reading the comics at the time
Latinos make up over 40% of the population, no Latino actors or characters in the lineup. I sort of admire how Disney preaches diversity and inclusion and then just openly shits on the country's largest minority group.
>Marvel has become so boring that they made a show about an 8 ft tall muscular green woman twerking in yoga pants and I didn't even want to jerk off to it.
Why are there no Eternals in the lineup? Where are the Wakanda Forevers? I thought those movies were A Triumph.
>Falcon >Captain feminist >Neutered hulk >PoC woman Thor >Dr Strange's sidekick >Antman >Antwoman >Some Chinese girl with no powers >Shang chi (I already forgot what his powers are) >Woman hulk
Rumor has it they're bringing back the OG cast for a prequel based around Steve Rogers returning the stones.
They also trademarked the "Nomad" title recently so it's not completely baseless.
they will just insert some women one third through whose only character arc is berating the fan favorites and showing them up effortlessly
i know how this works now
Do they really think that they can just take all of the sidekicks and say that they are now the main cast?
The only non-sidekicks are captain marvel, who is hated by almost everyone, Hulk, who basically became a sidekick because he never got any more solo films and Antman, who is comic relief. Oh, also ching chong rings who has no charisma.
They have no real leading man, none of these people can fill the hole left by Captain America and Iron Man. I am waiting for them to shamelessly bring those two back via their multiverse bullshit because they have failed at replacing them so spectacularly.
>no Spider-Man even though he's the most popular Marvel hero and films with Spider-Man are pretty much a guaranteed success >no Doctor Strange even though Benedict Cumberbatch is the only A-list star that hasn't abandoned Marvel >no Daredevil even though the Netflix Daredevil was so good even people who hate capeshit liked it
This movie is going to be just as much of a disaster as The Marvels was
>no steve >no tony >no thor >no original hulk >no dr strange >no vision >no wanda >no starlord >no good villains >all these fricking literal whos nobody cares about, and are played by shitty actors
jesus fricking christ
so the new avengers are supposed to be led by the Black person manservant who stole the shield from Captain America?
this is the avengers C team at best
audiences are supposed to flock to watch these guys?
honestly the lineup for Thunderbolts looks better than this.
and I guess that tells us the absolute state of DisMarvel
Where is the new Hawkeye that was introduced in this humiliation ritual for Jeremy Renner playing third fiddle to a winking dog and (I'm like 99% sure) a boy on puberty blockers in a wig
they are grafting hawkeyes dick to hawklette so she can rail america chaves fat ass on film while going "BULLSEYE" as xir penetrates her frankly titanic butthole
but there were complications...
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/thread
/fpbp
Yeah
Fpbp
/thread
witnessed
you can't /thread yourself idiot
he just did and you had no chance of stopping him
he is inevitable
Yes you can. It's in the rulebook.
It's his superpower. He's Fibby Pibby Man.
He literately just did.
Cope harder, homosexual.
Only the most Based of us can do so and op is that Based.
*bows down*
All my reddit gold good sir. All of it.
This like the 80s Justice League with literal whos
Where is xochitl gomez in a white microbikini all oiled up playing with herself recorded in 4k 60fps in a studio with good lighting?
I'm sure some Hollywood exec has this exact privately recorded video somewhere
The frick can Awkwafina do? Is she a comfort girl?
How is this untalented unfunny b***h getting so many roles?
Crazy rich asians was a huge success and literally the only american media property that can make asians consume shit
jews
>untalented
>unfunny
you answered your own question. these jobs aren't going to the talented these days
She looks like Mulan with that bow, idk who is she supposed to be.
Shang-Chi's awful sidekick
>Aww sheeit
>Ching ching chong
>Hell naw
>Ching chong
I just summed up Awkwafina's entire career.
I think she learned some bullshit no jutsu archery skills in the magical village or something
Pretty sure she gets roles because she’s a queen of hearts.
the only people I recognise here is ant man and the Hulk. who are all the other ones?
The only characters that can save them are Deadpool & Wolverine
Or GOTG
They disbanded.
>Hey guys you know how Deadpool never takes off his mask and how much you love that? Well here's Hugh Jackman showing off his gay face the whole movie!
It's gay. I won't be shocked if Ryan Reynolds shows his own gay face off the whole movie to match Gayverine's gayness.
>HURRRRRRRRR
>I CAN'T FINISH A SENTENCE
>BUT I CAN CLICK POST
>AND SOLVE THE CAPTCHA!
Seriously, go back to plebbit. No bump for you.
how about we get a hank fricking pym movie where he does science and shit instead of three fricking Scott Lang movies?
>le king lesbo valkyrie
have a nice day troony homosexual
Who is the brown one, fourth from left.
valkyrie from the thor movies.
she's not great but she's decent enough
>king lesbo is decent enough
nice cope discord homosexual
Brie Larson yes so she can tease us with another loose dress in a Late Night show for the promotion
Who keeps pushing this narrative that she is frickable?
she only looked good when she presented that talk show imo
>no Evangeline Lilly
you are so fricking gay I'll personally sling you off a rooftop
She has aged like milk since Lost. RIP
Tessa Thompson is exhausting to watch, worse than Brie Larson
Who is the bottom middle supposed to be? Someone from The Eternals?
Yeah
Awkwafina from the Shang Chi movie
Unfortunately not. The Eternals was too kino for the audience and executives.
Speaking from personal experience, when the movie ended the entire audience in the screening I went to clapped, some even hollered, I’m convinced the negative reception to the movie is some kind of psy-op and the people shitting on it haven’t actually watched it
It's extreme goyslop pretending to be artsy and failing. Few people have watched it all because it is shit.
>femcel e-girl wants to destroy the world because adult men owe her sex
>qt Asian main character spends the whole movie deciding which white man she wants to frick
>immortal Indian gets to live life in the open because all Indians look the same
We didn't deserve The Eternals.
>the people shitting on it haven’t actually watched it
You got it. People here are morons with nothing better to do
More like the Acringers
The Flopengers.
This shit isn't gonna make a billion. It might not even make $800m
>character called Kate is a master archer
>a different character called Katey is also a master archer
people actually get paid to make this shit
How many master archers can your wallet accept?
When will they understand that we don't like Captain Marvel's character?
Don’t worry, she’s getting killed in avengers 5 fighting Scarlet Centurion, though she defeats him
Kang has to fight this? Doesn't seem really fair considering he lost against just one of these B-listers.
>2 hulks
>2 ant people
>3 jackie chans
>2 Black folk
why so many and so awful?
Do they really need 2 Hulks?
yes
yes
ohhh yes
>no tony
>no spider-man
>no thor
>cucked hulk
>Black person cap
>ant man will probably be a dumbass the whole movie to make his gf look better
>the rest are literal whos
wtf were they thinking? LOL
I would unironically watch a femdom porn with both of them
I can understand extremist muslim groups and child rapists better than I can the absolute fricking goyslop people of the world who watch capeshit movies.
homie who are the 3 on the bottom right?
ching chong prostitute
ching chong homosexual
she-"needs no man"-hulk
>who?
>female Captain America best known for recent flop
>Hulk
>who?
>who?
>Ant-Man
>who?
>who?
>guy from the Barbie movie everyone hates
>She-Hulk from that show everyone hates
t. normie. Capeshit is dead.
If you don't know who falcon is then you haven't watched any of the MCU
as it continues it will suffer the exact same problems the actual cape shit comics suffer from
can't wait for the Shocking extreme shit to try bringing in people
>3 asians
that's 2 asians too many.
>ant man is the new star of the show
Heh
White men single-handedly carrying huge franchises on their back, many such cases
"captain america" looks so fricking ridiculous.
i know the 2nd girl everyone hates, the hulk guy cause he was in the movies 1000 years ago when i saw one of those, and Paul Rudd from the Celery Man video, don't know any of the Black folk or chinamen
>3 Asians
>2 Blacks
Will this be enough to conquer the China market?
>Will this be enough to conquer the China market?
no because they found the ugliest asians they could invoke, and chinamen hate uggos, also most of them look like mystery meat, not chinese
Bottom center right: Shan-Chi looking inept, and "Aquafina" has to carry that homosexual.
Oh wait, those are arrows
Not a single white male. Paul Rudd is israeli so no, sorry.
Brie Larson is right there you moron
eugh
>have string of flops
>have no A-Listers left, neither characters nor actors
>refuse to go into the X-Men
>refuse to spend money to get Gyllenhaal as Reed, make due with Pedro Pascal and other C-Listers
>keep doubling down on the moronation
At this point I think they're deliberately trying to tank this. There is no chance a single executive looked at that line-up and said
>let's make a goddamn movie with this cast!
I refuse to believe it. They have the data. They've been tanking with these specific characters for years now. I will not believe there is a single person, let alone a group of them, moronic enough to keep going as is and not just course correct. I will not believe it. It will make me lose all hope if these are the kinds of people handling billions.
>>have no A-Listers left, neither characters nor actors
it's funny how evans and rdj wont even bother to do voiceover work for their What If show
hawkbros... where is Jeremy?
I think they planned on him returning until the accident happened.
I'll be honest though, Ultimate Hawkeye shits all over 616/MCU Hawkeye. The only time the movies made him remotely interesting was in Endgame.
For me it's Ultimate Hulk
For me it's ultimate wasp showing her breasts to calm Hulk down.
and getting eaten by the blob
The Ultimates were ridiculous but in retrospect I'd rather watch something like that than whatever they're doing now.
It would be entertaining in a Batman & Robin type way.
who is that next to charlie xavier?
It's Mr Sinister. The 2000s were a different time.
for me it's wolverine cucking cyclops
why does he hold her like that lmaooooo and wtf is that Logan's expression in the last panel lmaoooo thank you anon i'm literally in tears
Ultimate Mr Sinister. From foppy Brit LARPing as Techno-Dracula to schizo gangbanger.
I don't even know what they were thinking. The 00s were full of
>yes yes, you foiled my plan but TWIST, it was actually part of my plan!
villains in black trenchcoats. To this day I do not understand why they did what they did.
There was never a chance that they'd do it. Honestly, I just feel bad for Cumberbatch. He liked the character and actively went after the role, he does the cameos, he does the voice acting, and while he's the single big name they have left, they keep treating Strange like dirt. It's as if they're doing all the wrong things on purpose.
>There was never a chance that they'd do it. Honestly, I just feel bad for Cumberbatch. He liked the character and actively went after the role, he does the cameos, he does the voice acting, and while he's the single big name they have left, they keep treating Strange like dirt. It's as if they're doing all the wrong things on purpose.
At this point it is pretty safe to assume it comes down to him being a straight white male character - thereby being considered by Disney as unsuitable/non-ideal to push when they should be promoting non-white and female characters.
I know that it's precisely that, but Christ, you've got a single recognizable name left, the people like him and the character, so why not give a single "ebil straight white male" some spotlight? They're tanking and tanking and they refuse to do the right thing. For God's sake, people liked Wanda but they assassinated her and are dead-set on making every negress and Paki a star. How can they be so stubborn and moronic? None of it makes sense. From the entirety of Post-Endgame the only things that have attracted some attention were the magic stuff, with people waiting to see Moon Knight. But they're actively sabotaging all of them.
>Blade still haven't even started filming
>Moon Knight S2 hasn't even been announced
>Strange actively being sidelined
>Wanda "dead"
>Ghost Rider not even in the cards
Meanwhile they gave Agatha a show and they're going full steam ahead with Young Avengers and a literal Vision show. How can these people be so utterly moronic? Just do the FF, do some magic stuff with Midnight Sons, finish the saga with the Beyonder and the cameos, and then go and do X-Men and a rebooted Iron Man. How goddamn hard is that? How?
there are some (probably false) rumors that they are scrambling for Evil Strange to replace We Wuz Kangz as the big bad now that Majors has been sacked.
I'd love to watch Steve " does this letter on my head stand for France" Rogers
ultimate was extremely hit or miss, but i admit i liked evil mr fantastic killing everybody. too bad he lost.
high skill archery is very overlooked thing in my opinion
i like how he upgraded his arsenal throughout the mcu movies.
i do wish they got him more screentime, and also sad about the totally missed oportunity for tony to make him badass gear uupgrades
Ultimate Clint was basically Bullseye, lethal with any kind of object. I think they were going to allude that he was the actual Bullseye at one point and he had reformed himself, but the Ultimate universe died before that could happen.
in the penis regrowth facility
PROTIP: The source is a twitter scooper who only said "if they started making the film today, these are the characters they would probably use" because heavy hitters like Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Thor, etc. would be filming their individual sequels at the same time. He isn't saying that's going to be the actual lineup when they get to making the movie.
I thought she Hulk was make non canon?
Unironically grim.
It’s already dead. This is basically Weekend at Bernie’s.
There’s also only one black male. Most are Asian and/or female. Disney is definitely trying to get those Chinese dollars
the entire linchpin of the MCU is to be carried by the three actors left that are likable
so the movie will be Antman, Wong & Reddit Hulk
goddamn lol, do you think that the people in charge have delusions about it actually being good and profitable or are they just trying to sink it?
I just want shulk/Marvel scissoring scene. Is that too much to ask?
-d
im gonna sleep past this shit. Mahvel killed itself by being too greedy.
They thought they were better than the material. Once they tried to make everything a conveyer belt of mush, they lost.
this is actually what i always envisioned when i heard someone yell AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
it's about fricking time i get to see it on the big screen
OK, wait wait I got this
Ahh, so top row:
1. Falcon
2. Brie Larson
3. Hulk
4. ???
5. Wang or something
Bottom row
1. Antman
2. ???
3. That b***h is in MCU?!
4. ???
5. b***h Hulk
>~~*Paul Rudnitsky*~~
There are zero White males
kinda hype up for a bunch of nobody fr
What a sad state of affairs when Scott Lang and Wong are your best characters.
How did they get atrain?
every character from a 50m dollar box office gross combined.
since theres 10 of them they should clear 500m easily
wasn't the goal behind replacing the avengers cast to have lesser paid actors for big roles?
looks like they're getting what they paid for
Disney can save the MCU by embracing the 2000s era Ultimate Marvel edge. The audience wants less jokes and more indiscriminate murder.
The Ultimates series from mark millar was the main inspiration for the original MCU
>captain America isn't a jerk
>scarlet witch doesn't frick her brother
>only Tony Stark is brooding and depressed
Not my Ultimates
It's crazy how bad the costumes look now.
Only chinkman is cool
>Shang Chi’s friend is just a human but unlike Hawkeye and Black Widow she grew up with a normal life and wasn’t trained to be a living weapon since birth.
Ok cool
Starlord is just a human and you don't see anybody complaining about him being a superhero
He grew up in space doing missions as a space pirate
He's the hybrid son of a human and Kurt Russell who is from a race of ancient aliens called Celestials that are so powerful that they are nearly indistinguishable from gods.
She fills the role of rick jones who was with original avengers. He was just a teenager who hung out with the hulk. But was added to give a teenagers perspective which is who was reading the comics at the time
>post yfw your rampant racism and hatred of women will once again be blamed for the latest slop flop
Bruce Banner is white
hes clearly green
Latinos make up over 40% of the population, no Latino actors or characters in the lineup. I sort of admire how Disney preaches diversity and inclusion and then just openly shits on the country's largest minority group.
They're only a minority because they forced themselves into this country. Nobody asked them to come here and shit up the place.
Fragile white hands typed this post.
Says the browncel
>Marvel has become so boring that they made a show about an 8 ft tall muscular green woman twerking in yoga pants and I didn't even want to jerk off to it.
Why are there no Eternals in the lineup? Where are the Wakanda Forevers? I thought those movies were A Triumph.
MCU is dead
Disney is dead
Hollywood is dead
America is dead
It's over
I feel bad for Rudd.
>Falcon
>Captain feminist
>Neutered hulk
>PoC woman Thor
>Dr Strange's sidekick
>Antman
>Antwoman
>Some Chinese girl with no powers
>Shang chi (I already forgot what his powers are)
>Woman hulk
Rumor has it they're bringing back the OG cast for a prequel based around Steve Rogers returning the stones.
They also trademarked the "Nomad" title recently so it's not completely baseless.
they will just insert some women one third through whose only character arc is berating the fan favorites and showing them up effortlessly
i know how this works now
I doubt they'd skip Strange, Thor, GotG.
Wong and Antman are the only good things there. Erase everything else and Im watching Marvel again
F
>2 Hulks
>2 Ant men
>girl Thor
>asian Dr strange
Wow what a fascinating line up
Who the frick cares about this garbage? Why are all capeshit threads twitter screenshot threads?
because nobody watches these awful capeslop movies anymore, we just watch coverage of how much they aren't being watched.
>Wong instead of Doctor Strange
Do they want this movie to flop?
>wong and antman are the only one worth anything
>maybe chingshangchong but I don't really know
yeah man sounds great!
Do they really think that they can just take all of the sidekicks and say that they are now the main cast?
The only non-sidekicks are captain marvel, who is hated by almost everyone, Hulk, who basically became a sidekick because he never got any more solo films and Antman, who is comic relief. Oh, also ching chong rings who has no charisma.
They have no real leading man, none of these people can fill the hole left by Captain America and Iron Man. I am waiting for them to shamelessly bring those two back via their multiverse bullshit because they have failed at replacing them so spectacularly.
MCU was never cool and made lamer Spiderman flicks than Sony did.
The only reason the franchise made money is because of all the gay characters that appeal to the Latinx consumer base.
Not a single one worth seeing it for. Now one.
>no Spider-Man even though he's the most popular Marvel hero and films with Spider-Man are pretty much a guaranteed success
>no Doctor Strange even though Benedict Cumberbatch is the only A-list star that hasn't abandoned Marvel
>no Daredevil even though the Netflix Daredevil was so good even people who hate capeshit liked it
This movie is going to be just as much of a disaster as The Marvels was
>Benedict Cumberbatch
>A-list
Imao
>no steve
>no tony
>no thor
>no original hulk
>no dr strange
>no vision
>no wanda
>no starlord
>no good villains
>all these fricking literal whos nobody cares about, and are played by shitty actors
jesus fricking christ
>No white men besides homosexual Ruffalo
>Captain America is black
>Reed Richards (not pictured) is a spic
I'm not paying to see this, Disney
>>No white men besides homosexual Ruffalo
isn't he a pajeet?
>and you can have it all
>my empire of onions
>I will feed you slop
>I will slop you, goy
>side character/hated/okay/side character and hated/side character
>okay/side character/who the frick even is that/literal who/hated
They don't have a single character who could lead the film.
the zesty Black is going to body these morons
so the new avengers are supposed to be led by the Black person manservant who stole the shield from Captain America?
this is the avengers C team at best
audiences are supposed to flock to watch these guys?
honestly the lineup for Thunderbolts looks better than this.
and I guess that tells us the absolute state of DisMarvel
Who even are these people? I do not recognize a single one besides Brie because of the memes.
you dont recognize the hulk?
>No America Chavez
Frick them
Was there really an America Chavez show sloshed into the depths of the D+ slop trough at some point in Phase 4? I missed this?
I know Falcon, Antman, and Hulk, who the frick are the rest of these guys? Where's Spidey?
No strange and spiderman?
I'm calling fake
Also who's the Asian chick in the bottom mid supposed to be
>It's gonna be everyone lecturing Ant Man for micro aggressions.
>micro aggressions
hehe
Where is the new Hawkeye that was introduced in this humiliation ritual for Jeremy Renner playing third fiddle to a winking dog and (I'm like 99% sure) a boy on puberty blockers in a wig
they are grafting hawkeyes dick to hawklette so she can rail america chaves fat ass on film while going "BULLSEYE" as xir penetrates her frankly titanic butthole
but there were complications...
why tf is tessa thompson still there?
lesbian
black
woman (real)