It was propaganda used by the conservatives during the year Caesar was consul to brand him as a gay to sway the mobs against approving his legislation.
The deeper I get into Roman history behind the surface level the more it seems like the crazier shit especially revolving around Nero and Caligula was almost all certainly political slander
>thinking the ‘slander’ itself wasn’t concocted later by proto-romaboos to excuse the Empire’s homosexualry
If we followed their history, the Empire was a perpetually mighty nation ruled by only the wisest Caesars and with a steadfast populace of übermemschen that just randomly collapsed for some reason.
What are you taking about we do use “their” histories and it’s full of ceasars as corrupt degenerates a lazy pampered people and backstabbing mercenary military commanders
Crazy shit happened, but its not as exciting as the "historians" detail it as. Caesar, in his own writings, committed genocide and was very much an authoritarian whose priority was making himself wealthy and powerful. Same goes for the Caesars and their using of said wealth to basically live however the frick they wanted to.
The worst things Caligula and Nero did was completely fail at managing Rome's political class and pissed off a lot of people to where both met miserable ends.
This and Caesar's wife was from a prominent Patrician family iirc but he cheated on her with Cleopatra and erected monuments to her which upset some people.
Idk I had a dream 2 days ago that Vivek Ramaswamy took my anal virginity and after he pulled out I shut everywhere but he was prepped for it and was ready for clean up
I would talk about this to a therapist but it’s so fricking gay I will never utter this in a non anon state.
They did it so he'd fall in line, or else they'd tell about it. Then he gets all three of them killed before they can tell. So I guess that's how he can still be successful outwardly while inwardly living with the shame.
In reality a military officer that got raped like that would take revenge on his attackers and/or kill himself out of shame
But considering ceasar was an equestrian with sizable fortunes and patrons that little gay would be dead or at the very least taken to court in the forums and thrown from a cliff
Prison raping your fellow officers was not cool in rome
They did it so he'd fall in line, or else they'd tell about it. Then he gets all three of them killed before they can tell. So I guess that's how he can still be successful outwardly while inwardly living with the shame.
I actually suspect that Vladimir Putin did gay stuff as a young KGB agent, they let him move up thinking they have blackmail, but whoever was holding the blackmail got killed. This explains his hypermasculinity fronting. Versus Zelensky who does not give a frick.
>have a slave >costs the equivalent of thousands of dollars a year to keep healthy and fed and in good working order >with about as much as a higher end car or piece of heavy equipment when adjusted for inflation >I’m going to use an engine to ram a 2 foot dildo up his ass and kill him or make him paralyzed
I don’t deny that some rich frick didn’t hurt or kill slaves because they didn’t kill but people have a very weird idea of what slavery actually was
In Antiquity, slaves were expensive and thus taken cared of. There were many tiers of slaves, from the common laborer to the teachers and advisors. Some people even sold themselves to slavery to achieve relatively high social standing. The slavery enacted on Africans by Americans was chattel slavery, i.e., industrial scale slavery where slaves were so cheap and plentiful that they became mere commodity. Thus they were treated like animals and to justify this act on fellow (converted) Christians, Americans created the racism that we see to this day. The fact that White Christians can treat fellow black Christians like animals speaks volumes about Protestant Christianity.
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>industrial scale slavery where slaves were so cheap and plentiful
Slaves in America cost the modern equivalent of $200,000 to $500,000.
Yeah, some of the shit we were taught about slavery is holocaust-masturbation-machine-tier moronic bullshit that's obviously fake if you think about it more than not at all, but normies are conditioned to never question it.
well yes they all shitted together looking at each others haha stupid romans. i seen the square brick room with holes, kinda like the ones we have at the mall but still with the wood divisions that decay in a couple of decades
This meme basically demonstrates that zoomer males have been conditioned into a feminized society where the worst thing you can do is be angry (as that’s toxic)
I used to get together to watch season 1 and the prequel with people in university. lost interest in the series after that. never really cared to check out the rest of it.
i dont think this really happened
I saw it in a documentary. Romans could get pretty gay.
lmao those costumes
There is something to incredibly comfy about the leaned in cheese that is Spartacus
It was rumored that in his youth Caesar was the lover of the king of Bythinia
It was propaganda used by the conservatives during the year Caesar was consul to brand him as a gay to sway the mobs against approving his legislation.
The deeper I get into Roman history behind the surface level the more it seems like the crazier shit especially revolving around Nero and Caligula was almost all certainly political slander
It absolutely is.
>thinking the ‘slander’ itself wasn’t concocted later by proto-romaboos to excuse the Empire’s homosexualry
If we followed their history, the Empire was a perpetually mighty nation ruled by only the wisest Caesars and with a steadfast populace of übermemschen that just randomly collapsed for some reason.
What are you taking about we do use “their” histories and it’s full of ceasars as corrupt degenerates a lazy pampered people and backstabbing mercenary military commanders
Yep, Nero was ultra liberal and pissed off the Patricians.
Crazy shit happened, but its not as exciting as the "historians" detail it as. Caesar, in his own writings, committed genocide and was very much an authoritarian whose priority was making himself wealthy and powerful. Same goes for the Caesars and their using of said wealth to basically live however the frick they wanted to.
The worst things Caligula and Nero did was completely fail at managing Rome's political class and pissed off a lot of people to where both met miserable ends.
Thanks onions goy
This and Caesar's wife was from a prominent Patrician family iirc but he cheated on her with Cleopatra and erected monuments to her which upset some people.
Caesar was a closeted homo. He had huge regressed rage.
>huh, looks like I've been chosen for 'decimation'. Oh well, how bad could it be?
I hate the two israelites they picked for the siblings
Siblings? They were butt buddies.
What would you do in this situation?
Idk I had a dream 2 days ago that Vivek Ramaswamy took my anal virginity and after he pulled out I shut everywhere but he was prepped for it and was ready for clean up
I would talk about this to a therapist but it’s so fricking gay I will never utter this in a non anon state.
Have my woman dispose of him
>Americans need to cast a show or movie based in Europe
>British actors
Kek
Roman’s are always shown as British in all media
Could you imagine how unwatchable Latin accents would be?
I'd rather hear an Italian speak English while attempting to sound Latin than a bong try to sound Latin.
what show/movie?
>quads wasted on a gay zoomer to you young to know about showtime Spartacus
Jupiters wiener! Is there no end to life’s humiliations! I stand but a feeble man in the face of unending misery
>calls him a zoomer gay for not knowing a very little known homoerotic show on air in 2010
Kek, point and laugh at this wienersucka
HBO's Rome
Showtime's Carthage
Problem Child 2
Everybody Loves Solonius
Unironically how do you come back from being gang raped in a military political culture like the Romans?
Won’t you always be seen as a woman?
Especially if they came inside you. You have their seed in your body now and your intestines absorbs it.
They did it so he'd fall in line, or else they'd tell about it. Then he gets all three of them killed before they can tell. So I guess that's how he can still be successful outwardly while inwardly living with the shame.
>Then he gets all three of them killed before they can tell.
then how was it dramatized on tv?
In reality a military officer that got raped like that would take revenge on his attackers and/or kill himself out of shame
But considering ceasar was an equestrian with sizable fortunes and patrons that little gay would be dead or at the very least taken to court in the forums and thrown from a cliff
Prison raping your fellow officers was not cool in rome
I actually suspect that Vladimir Putin did gay stuff as a young KGB agent, they let him move up thinking they have blackmail, but whoever was holding the blackmail got killed. This explains his hypermasculinity fronting. Versus Zelensky who does not give a frick.
> explains his hypermasculinity fronting.
I guess you secretly want to frick spiders
>BVCK BREAKING
I like how this guy writes erotic historical fiction if black men being raped by white men and passes it off as real history to idiots
Stop denying history, bigot
>have a slave
>costs the equivalent of thousands of dollars a year to keep healthy and fed and in good working order
>with about as much as a higher end car or piece of heavy equipment when adjusted for inflation
>I’m going to use an engine to ram a 2 foot dildo up his ass and kill him or make him paralyzed
I don’t deny that some rich frick didn’t hurt or kill slaves because they didn’t kill but people have a very weird idea of what slavery actually was
In Antiquity, slaves were expensive and thus taken cared of. There were many tiers of slaves, from the common laborer to the teachers and advisors. Some people even sold themselves to slavery to achieve relatively high social standing. The slavery enacted on Africans by Americans was chattel slavery, i.e., industrial scale slavery where slaves were so cheap and plentiful that they became mere commodity. Thus they were treated like animals and to justify this act on fellow (converted) Christians, Americans created the racism that we see to this day. The fact that White Christians can treat fellow black Christians like animals speaks volumes about Protestant Christianity.
>industrial scale slavery where slaves were so cheap and plentiful
Slaves in America cost the modern equivalent of $200,000 to $500,000.
Yeah, some of the shit we were taught about slavery is holocaust-masturbation-machine-tier moronic bullshit that's obviously fake if you think about it more than not at all, but normies are conditioned to never question it.
I don't remember this at all
last season of Spartacus
and what of good solonius?
Thankfully never taken like a woman.
Though no woman would have him either.
Richard Lewis' best role. Should have won awards.
well yes they all shitted together looking at each others haha stupid romans. i seen the square brick room with holes, kinda like the ones we have at the mall but still with the wood divisions that decay in a couple of decades
>chop
There is a saying that Julius Caesar was a wife to every man and a husband to every woman -- he just got around. Where is this gif from?
Spartacus War of the Damned
The lodus melodrama was so good
How to respond without sounding mad?
This meme basically demonstrates that zoomer males have been conditioned into a feminized society where the worst thing you can do is be angry (as that’s toxic)
If you got gang raped you should be mad
would that be gay?
Only the one receiving wiener would be gay
>Military and political genius tells the psycho that he knows he's a rapist and also gives the name of the only witness
Rumao
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Is this Spartacus? I dont remember these scenes but I didn't really watch seasons 3 and 4
Yes, Spartacus. The last season. You should watch it, it's decent enough.
I used to get together to watch season 1 and the prequel with people in university. lost interest in the series after that. never really cared to check out the rest of it.