The Mist

STUPID fricking movie

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta admit it was kino bro. C'mon

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a filtered homosexual, as always

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people just post on here to be absolute fricking morons and get the smallest moment of attention? What an embarrassing and pathetic life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and yes, but is it really THAT pathetic? It's only moderately pathetic really.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well you didn't watch the black and white version, so yeah.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got to see that in a theater earlier this year. Pure kino

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Run out of gas
    >Welp, at least tried. Let's all immediately commit suicide!
    Human survival instincts are stronger than that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was thinking more about how he didn't want to see his little son or the people he was with die a slow horrific death from being eaten alive by spider monsters. It's not like he could've known the army was literally minutes away. Even that hack King admitted this ending was better in every way.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The army wasn't minutes away unless he killed them. If they were still alive, then the bugs were minutes away.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would only make sense if the monsters were actively attacking the car, but there was no immediate threat at all. it was ridiculously contrived and unnecessary.
        >King admitted this ending was better
        who cares?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was kind of stupid, but also pretty fun. also had a bunch of walking dead actors.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is crazy how many walking dead characters are in this movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it's because they're all actually friends irl

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most Lovecraftian scene ever made

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What strat would you use lads?
    >Stay in car for a bit until we realize were fricked
    >Split the group up, make old people run in one direction first while making a lot of noise
    >Sneak out while they get eaten
    >When we run into more trouble make the kid act as bait
    >Sexxo with cute girl once we find shelter
    >Keep doing it until the cameras get tired of recording

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pull out my concealed carry and start killing bugs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      really play up that i'm going to shoot them, pretend to agonize over it then hold the gun to the kids head and yell "PSYCH" and then laugh at my lighthearted joke and laugh at them all lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The religious woman was right. God was demanding blood sacrifice and wouldn't stop the mist until they died.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darabont perfectly blended Lovecraftian horror and the human condition
    Filtered and kys

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the ending, the rest was decent fun

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending would have been way more powerful if they dragged out how long they were in the car. They made it seem like they drove for like 45 minutes ffs. Show they were in the car for a week, breaking down, ran out of food and water, and committed suicide then. They way they made the scene short made it seem like it was an abrupt decision that didn't fit the tone of them fighting so hard to survive all this time before. I was just kind of like "oh. that's extremely sad in principle" when it happened but it didn't feel real or serious. Very poorly done on the director/writer or whoever.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the soldiers survive? It didnt seem to be a problem of whether you were armed or not, but whether you could react in time from the thing hidden in the mist until its in pouncing distance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thinny closed back up before they arrived.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder, the bald lady who fled early in the movie to get her children survive with her kids. lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but there's no guarantee that you would survive if you went with her. A single person can move faster and more quietly than a small group. More mistakes happen the more people you bring. One wrong turn or decision and then she and everyone becomes monster food.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit I never noticed that
      always assumed she died

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to house
    >Spider monsters considerate enough hang your wife's body outside the house rather than making you go in to check.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pleb filterer
    It's not Le EDGY... they discssed the situation previousle in the store, the kid ASKS his father no to let them monsters get him... then after all they've witnessed, it's the most logical thing to do... Yeah, that's life uncertainty, chaos...

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've made 3 different women I've met on Tinder watch this movie with me, and I have had sex afterwards every time.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of killing yourself because you think you're going to die is absurd and moronic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instant mostly painless death
      >or get ripped apart by fricked up bugs from another dimension
      moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or end up being used as a seedbed for them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you're 1000% certain you're going to die. They could have fought the bugs. And the bug deaths are pretty quick.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And the bug deaths are pretty quick.
          kek, no they're not. They saw bunches of people get taken, cocooned, infested and used to breed more bugs. It would be horrific

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was decent up until the suicide -- after fighting so hard to flee the vax-cattle-like cult, only to Jonestown within, seemingly, hours of escape, made no sense. The "twist" kind of saved it... But, given it all happens in the last part of the third act, it leaves that lingering plot-hole... Kind of like Se7en and him opening "the box".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      First of all; you type like an insufferable homosexual and the world would be better off if you were dead.
      Second; the "twist" is the reason the ending sucked as much as it did. If they had just ended it after he shot them and he walked out into the mist then it would've been a bleak but decent ending. Having the military roll in for a dumb "gotcha" moment and having the woman who wandered off on her own survive completely deflates the whole movie and only serves to make you think "wow, it sucks to be that guy".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vax-cattle-like
      literally rent free. 2 more weeks amirite?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you denounce the talmud?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Laurie Holden attractive or not?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but she peaked when she was on the X-Files.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty solid 7 or 8

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst movie ive seen in life

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That moronic wailing song over the scenes in the car was so over the top it turned the whole thing into a farce.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was okay for the ending. But felt a bit misplaced with them driving way.

      He was thinking more about how he didn't want to see his little son or the people he was with die a slow horrific death from being eaten alive by spider monsters. It's not like he could've known the army was literally minutes away. Even that hack King admitted this ending was better in every way.

      I get that. Just saying they decided too quickly to kill themselves.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the show continued, it was so bad.

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