>the moral of the story is that having two superpowered parents makes you genetically superior

>the moral of the story is that having two superpowered parents makes you genetically superior

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the moral of the story is some people are better than others so suck it up incel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is automatically better than others, they just worked harder.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not what the movie says chud

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I worked so hard being born to people with good genetics

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is good luck so undervalued in our society? It's a necessary component in all forms of success to a certain degree, in one way or another.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your power?
    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nature_Creation
      "The user can create nature/natural energy, either from nothing or by shaping existing nature/natural energy to the form they want."
      "Cannot control generated nature/natural energy."
      I guess I'd be useful for unfricking badly polluted areas, but fighting supervillains one-on-one is probably out of the question.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hero
      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Light_Manipulation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I win.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Konan ass homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Astrological divination
      I am going to slay so much college puspus.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Immunity
      I don't get it. Am I immune to heat and radiation as well? How's someone immune to light? Am I blind? Am I invisible?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SIDEKICK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Father_Inheritance
      I become an alcoholic[spoiler]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sentient_Power
      Schizophrenia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technomagical_Infusion
      Pretty strong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >European Cuisine Manipulation
      Sidekick?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Optimism_Inducement
      wen day bad remember happy day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Human_Hybrid_Physiology

      >Limitations
      >May be weaker than a pure member of either race.
      >Alpha humans will always be stronger.

      tfw when I'm a beta half breed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The power to use the ability to transform into a extraterrestrial monster. Variation of Monster and Alien Physiology.
      ayyy lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      See you later NGMI bros

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI artgays on suicide watch, Sai-kun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Awakening

      My power is literally wokeness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Energy Bow Construction
      >The user can construct bows (including crossbows) and arrows from nothing or by shaping the existing energy allowing them to attack from distance. Depending on what the weapon is made of, it can possess a variety of abilities and be very effective in both offensive and defensive combat.

      Frick yeah

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That chick in the jacket on the right is fricking ugly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a dude, bro

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans always look for "a message" in movies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just turn off your brain off bro
      Why are third worlders so moronic?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just good old honest genetics

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie set up my expectations for high school when i was a kid. Unfortunately i did not get to beat up a troubled latino kid...

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander from the boys reminds me of the dad from this movie

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the moral of the story is that having two superpowered parents makes you genetically superior
    So this is the famous Bleach live actions?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moral is that there was a lot of cocaine in mid-00s writer's rooms and it shows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There still is! And always was. I'm a cocaine using writer in Hollywood. I should know.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the moral of the story is that having two superpowered parents makes you genetically superior
    Did you miss all the part where all the villains were jobbing to the sidekicks?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i loved magenta so much in this.
    im glad i married a young asian brown girl irl

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than any MCU flick.

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