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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never race swap these characters. Black rapists, pedos and creeps are under represented in fiction

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didnt race swap the main characters either the fricks your point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        was Invincible actually Asian in the comic?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah his mother is asian, Invincible is half asian half Nazi alien

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            huh, I never noticed it when I read the comic.
            Thanks for clearing it up, anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah his mother is asian, Invincible is half asian half Nazi alien

          It was never stated one way or the other, and she was drawn racially ambiguous enough that people have been arguing about whether she was supposed to be asian or white since the book started. Either way it literally does not matter, because being (or not being) asian never once comes into play in any way in the series.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually kind of funny because they didn't really change Mark's design at all in the show (other than the art style differences) but with his mom they absolutely yellowed her up and really tried to play up stereotypical asian features.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why would they need to change his design? He's only half asian and Viltrumite genes tend to dominate anyway

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao they literally did though. Rex isn't brown and Amber isn't black

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amber is not a main character.
          I love seeing all these nocomics homosexuals whining about Amber. If you read the comics you'd know she doesn't fricking matte and Mark dumps her.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Amber is not a main character.
            Neither is Eve's dickhead dad

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what, Vic?
      Yeah, he's pretty cool, I guess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bump.
      Whatcha gonna do about it, b***h boi?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's he saying that's so wrong in the eyes of leftards? The only thing i can think of is that he says not being a virgin is a "flaw", but even then, he respects Mark for not getting caught up with something like that.
    Dude is just spitting facts and the comic acts like he's being a douche or something. Same shit happened in the show, btw, he was 100% right.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's calling his daughter a prostitute and that he only goes for women who dont know any better in the same sentence

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, weird. I don't see the word "prostitute" anywhere in those speech bubbles. Maybe it's all in your strawmanning tard delusions.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he needs shit directly spelled out in the text to understand it
          Anon, go read up on subtext. You might be autistic .

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's reading subtext and then there's you being a strawmanning delusional moron.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He literally says that she didn't value her virginity. Do you really need it spelled out more clearly than that?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that means exactly what it means. Not that she's a prostitute.

                Anon you just have zero reading comprehension. No wonder you read comic books.

                You can just read my last post again if you're just gonna say the same dumb shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not that she's a prostitute.
                It means that the dad thinks she's a prostitute though. Jesus christ.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t need to reread anything because I have ~reading comprehension~ and already understand you’re dumb as a post.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And that means exactly what it means
                >>”I know my little angel is no angel”
                >>”She never really got how important virginity is for a woman”
                >>”Its good of you to look past my daughter’s obvious flaws”
                >And that means exactly what it means
                And since you need things directly spelled out for you, IT MEANS SHES A prostitute.
                Are you ESL or 12 years old?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you just have zero reading comprehension. No wonder you read comic books.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry anon, I'm with the other posters here. You need to develop yourself.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    139830793
    alright bud

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy cares about his daughter, and all the things she does to help people later on helps shape his views, especially with that page later. He seems like he's just musing about stuff, admitting he can even be wrong, though the focus on his teeth makes it feel creepy.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Based dad offers Mark a cover.
    >Gives wife and daughter time alone to bond.
    >Expresses his gratitude and is welcoming to daughter’s boyfriend.
    >Shares fatherly wisdom with daughter’s boyfriend.

    I miss wholesome comics.

    expressing gratitude to Mark.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”either a woman is a virgin or a prostitute”
    big yikes from all of you who don’t understand what the pop-pop means…

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can split hairs about how sucking one dick isn’t as bad as sucking a hundred dicks, but at the end of the day you’re still sucking dick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        whole lotta bullshit for whats essentially a bundle of skin

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If its just a bundle of skin then you should have no problem sucking it b***h

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big yikes
      why do homies insist on using phrases that they know will expose their post as bait, no matter what they type?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretending to be redditors is a good way to farm (You)s so homosexuals will use the same gay baby speak they use. It’s most likely OP that made this thread for the sole purpose of attention whoring.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what the pop-pop
      Is that zoomspeak for "hymen"? I'm losing track, boomerbros...

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man literally changes his mind in the final speech bubble. Positives and negatives. I think he's just overcompensating for his own shortcomings and trying to put on a stronger front for this younger guy he's fond of.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >changes his mind
      He’s recognizing his own insecurities on the matter whilst acknowledging it really isn’t that big of a deal from another purview.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always appreciate a good speech

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Constantine's speech in that issue was great

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the one about israelites being God's chosen people, but God's like a kid who can't stop abusing his beloved dog?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God's like a kid who can't stop abusing his beloved dog
          Truth

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            False

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to like this story so much but it fell so flat. hell or high water right ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think that's the name.
        I seem to recall when I first read some of Azzarello's Hellblazer run I couldn't get into it, but when I came back to it and read most of it together I liked it a lot more

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just Highwater I believe.
        Azz's Hellblazer is weird. Conceptually I like a lot of it (Constantine in prison Shawshank style sounds incredible; as does Freezes Over where he's trapped in a snowstorm with some civilians and a couple of murderous criminals on the run from the law) but in execution it's just not very good. Best issue is probably the one where he hitchhikes and comments on all the roadkill. Well plotted and does a decent job of building tension.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen, you're such a good guy. I know my daughter is a prostitute. It takes a big man to overlook that.

    Why am I supposed to dislike this guy again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he IS fat, I guess

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing you can really say to that. Just smile and nod until he moves onto talking about football

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd have a point if he didn't look creepy.
    >incels still thinking they'll get a virgin gf someday, or a gf at all
    kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie yo bait as stank as the fart im about to blow into your face *braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woe, I am defeated!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ottley's weakness are lips but thats forgiven.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I only frick girls who have only fricked me, that way they can't tell that I'm bad at it.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend like it isnt normal to be insecure? To be jealous regarding love? It’s normal. Not everyone can so easily open up to someone, especially those who are used to being rejected or marginalized. People preach acceptance and love one second and then sneer at the people who need it the most.
    I don’t want to be with someone more experienced with me because i’m afraid of being compared to others and being found wanting. I am a jealous, paranoid, insecure person due to matters both within and outside my control and you can’t imagine how terrifying the idea of loving someone with all my heart and not getting that back is to me. I don’t want to be someone’s second or third choice. I don’t want to be “good enough to settle”.
    I’m not a goddamn consolation prize.

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