>the most horrifying reality Tom Cruise can imagine is...

>the most horrifying reality Tom Cruise can imagine is... being a little ugly

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    being ugly is literal hell
    t. ugly

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when he went on popcorn in bed lol eat a dick natalie gold

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the views if he would do a reaction with them. Cassie would be made for life.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it a common thing to tell people not to look in a mirror in dreams?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, people say that when you're on acid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont look at your hands!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, it just breaks the dream and you wake up or go lucod dream. Nothing crazy happens

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing crazy happens

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone said I looked like a tall Tom cruise and then said I was a beautiful man 🙂

    It was on the Fourth of July too 🙂

    I had a lot of beer and I swam in the lake, but I got too drunk and fell asleep before the fireworks 🙁

    But that is okay though it was still fun 🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like a fatter and balder Ricky Gervais

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom didn’t write it you bawd

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Spanish original is much better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I consider the original a masterpiece. I don't know if I'll ever watch the remake.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise didn't write the movie

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People always smile at me, they also go out of their way to help me. Guys, does it mean I'm attractive?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you would know because you would be having sex.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i have a hot gf who drinks my cum gaahhh this is a living hell!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure it seems like the best thing ever but you acclimate pretty quickly and the things you used to dream about soon become mundane and eventually annoying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. I'm really annoyed with my wife's slurping noises when she drinks my cum now. It used to be cute but now I just wish she would drink cum like a normal person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, it's literally impossible to have a relationship with a woman if you're insanely good looking, 9-10/10. Every girl you meet no matter how kind and gentle she seems will eventually turn into a possessive neurotic harpy paranoid about losing you. It will manifest in weird ways, like demanding sex 5 times a day everyday and if you reject her once suddenly the screaming and accusations that you don't find her attractive begin. You can't even be around any woman without some form of tension in the air, and men become extra hostile in your presence out of insecurity envy or a perceived attempt at stealing their girlfriends. Also woman won't stop approaching you either you can't even go out for a meal without some girl brazenly eyeing you and interrupting whatever you're doing to rattle off corny pick up lines or start flirting.

        I sometimes envy the average looking people or even uglies, there's a quite form of serenity in just being left alone and not treated like a dildo or a threat by every person you meet. It's quite tiresome really.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I sometimes envy the average looking people or even uglies, there's a quite form of serenity in just being left alone and not treated like a dildo or a threat by every person you meet. It's quite tiresome really.

          Or you know, aging takes care of that. Looks fade.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am 47 years old and b***hes still be hopping on my dick

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              nice dude

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna steal this image and in a months time make a thread
      >does it?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being a little
    hehe

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also had unrelenting migraines.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Song for the thread:

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's the DVD menu

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Song for the thread:

        For me it's the trailer music

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is a vanilla sky? Is it like a blue raspberry?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like strawberry fields

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, when residual self-image is that of a person you have never seen because you died on the day of the crash it is pretty fricked up.

    Also, he is a billionaire playboy. Who the frick was managing his money that he was still well off but not longer rich when he returns to the real world

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twink death is real, Anon. And it's horrible. My life is over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain
      There have always been twinks, there will always be twinks, God willing.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was completely disfigured or something. idk it's been a while. he wore a mask.
    I liked this movie and I identify with the sidekick incel character even though he gets pussy in the end.

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