It really pissed me off when he hid the sword on the roof by patting a bit of straw on top of it, as if that shit wouldn't have blown off literally 2 seconds later.
These people were subhuman Black folk and the movie portrayed them as such. Why anyone would want to watch a revenge story about a bunch of savage white Black folk is beyond me. Anyone that liked this movie has shit-tier taste and is only clinging to this movie because it's one of the few movies made today that lack "diversity" and not because it was actually a good film.
Seething about vikings has become a litmus test for spotting ~~**~~. If you don't understand the romantic appeal of vikings, you're literally part of the reason for Western decline. You're no different from a feminist blogging against toxic masculinity.
The fact that you even have images like that saved just proves how much of a homosexual you are. Your opinion is discarded and your homosexual status has been confirmed.
Don't know what are you talking about. I enjoyed battle scenes.
The film was good. It has the spirit of a legend.
The only problem was with film distribution.
God I would have loved to slaughter these pagan savages like the dogs they are, cutting their bellies open to leave their stinking bowels leaking out of them as i deny them a quick death
I thought you would say "and interact with God". Not everything is lost. Actual people are better than non-existent God. The Northman is about actual people. So it's a good movie.
Why do you want to live in Europe so badly if you hate European culture? There are many different places on this planet where there is nothing European.
>movie bad because pagans bad! >movie good because white people good!
Is it really impossible to view movies without some kind of ideological bias anymore?
When the based Aryan untermenschen burned children alive?
It really pissed me off when he hid the sword on the roof by patting a bit of straw on top of it, as if that shit wouldn't have blown off literally 2 seconds later.
It fit perfectly in the universe of Home Alone: Enslaved in Iceland
Let me blow your mind
You know nothing, anon.
this was such a poorly shot, written and directed film
it deserved better bros
It was well shot.
The writing is just hamlet.
The direction of some of the action sucks but the rest is ok.
the film is a 7/10 overall.
>The writing is just hamlet.
No, it's not.
>every element was bad
>it deserved better
the cast deserved better but then again they signed onto this voluntarily and got paid so w/e.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Hieraaetus/status/1535952473919303680
Filtered.
>The noble savage trope
These people were subhuman Black folk and the movie portrayed them as such. Why anyone would want to watch a revenge story about a bunch of savage white Black folk is beyond me. Anyone that liked this movie has shit-tier taste and is only clinging to this movie because it's one of the few movies made today that lack "diversity" and not because it was actually a good film.
Seething about vikings has become a litmus test for spotting ~~**~~. If you don't understand the romantic appeal of vikings, you're literally part of the reason for Western decline. You're no different from a feminist blogging against toxic masculinity.
Okay, furry.
Got em
Vikings (not Scandinavians) were scum.
Get your T levels checked and hit the gym
not him but i enjoy vikings in media, they were undeniably cool but i dislike the historical individuals. i think this is the sensible opinion.
>Hurr Durr, raiding, pillaging and murder is based when white men with beards and long hair do it
Grow up. Vikings were somali pirate-tier subhumans.
And like it or not Somali pirates are living a more virile life of adventure than you ever will be jerking off to 1950s hotdog ads.
The fact that you even have images like that saved just proves how much of a homosexual you are. Your opinion is discarded and your homosexual status has been confirmed.
You have really autistic hangups.
Watch your language.
You should live in Somali then you will love the Vikings.
Terrible bait
i literally watched this today
only first 30mins
then skipped few parts
this movie was horrible
Troy and 300 are both better in different ways. Still liked it tho
>Troy and 300 are both better in
The absolute state
300 is a genuinely good movie
Don't know what are you talking about. I enjoyed battle scenes.
The film was good. It has the spirit of a legend.
The only problem was with film distribution.
God I would have loved to slaughter these pagan savages like the dogs they are, cutting their bellies open to leave their stinking bowels leaking out of them as i deny them a quick death
Odin was a TURK who drank SEMEN
Jesus was a israelite who had SEX with the apostles
The movie starts there for me
you can weed out the soiboys and brown incels, israelites and christcucks by them not liking this movie
So this is another movie made for neckbeard edgelord athiests? You outed yourself dumbfrick.
Not really. If you watch this and think it's pro-Pagan, you might actually be braindead.
>athiests
>2022
...do you have parasites or something?
Turn off the internet and tv, go outside, and interact with actual people.
I thought you would say "and interact with God". Not everything is lost. Actual people are better than non-existent God. The Northman is about actual people. So it's a good movie.
They just can't stand this movie xD
Every reminder of European culture is a pain for them.
Why do you want to live in Europe so badly if you hate European culture? There are many different places on this planet where there is nothing European.
>movie bad because pagans bad!
>movie good because white people good!
Is it really impossible to view movies without some kind of ideological bias anymore?
Cinemaphile thinks a dinosaur documentary is zog demoralization
Honestly I liked the film because of the work of two people.
Movie good because pagans getting btfo'd.
The movie never started for me. Numale trash.
Me and the boys after a hard day's work of raiding haha
itt:
it's incredible to think that this actually happened in real live