The movie has literally no flaws.

The movie has literally no flaws.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 2nd one is better and the highest grossing film ever directed by a woman until Wonder Woman came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're both great, although I personally like the first better, one of my fav all time animated movies. The third one was a bitter disappointment, lots of wasted potential.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the 2nd one was an unfunny and edgy cringefest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i remember almost every joke in 2 (it isn't a long film) and they are not funny. Not even amusing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >edgy
        read books

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that peawiener was not sympathetic at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he need to be sympathetic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't change the fact I still want to pound his tight bird bussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was hot tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're both great, although I personally like the first better, one of my fav all time animated movies. The third one was a bitter disappointment, lots of wasted potential.

      the perfect trilogy ruined by a subpar cashgrab of a 3rd movie with cheap jokes
      I remember how i loved the 1st one
      did not expect to like the 2nd one at all because.. Hollywood
      then after liking it even more putting my humble faith in the 3rd installment
      and they absolutely abolished it

      Reminds me of how i thought Transformers 1 to be trash, and i loved it, and so i reconsidered my biases... and the 2nd one then being the worst movie ever made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2nd one is trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I watched the 3rd one I thought I'd made some terrible mistake somehow. Hollywood truly can't make a good thing work 3 times.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think the first movie is about fat acceptance and is israeli subversion disguised as chinese wisdom.
    Fat shit degenerate beats trained aryan warrior because the fat shit "gets it"

    Thats not how the world works you need both aspects the physical, mental/spiritual to succeed. This movie is literally Fedora Tipping athiest tier in terms of its message and the only thing good about it is the Villain.

    I mean what did Tai Lung do wrong to be put in prison?

    I mean think of what message this movie sends to children like say 3-8 year olds and they will be coming of age now.

    I mean imagine the psychological difference of the young kids who watched stuff like Transformers and Spiderman and the kids who watch this garbage.

    Kung-Fu panda is masterly crafted psychological warfare and programming telling kids its okay to be a mediocre lazy shit if your heart is in the right place and also you are special and can fast track your development past people who trained and studied for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean what did Tai Lung do wrong to be put in prison?
      killed innocents in his thirst power?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean what did Tai Lung do wrong to be put in prison?
      Did you miss the part where he killed innocent people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, like to talk about movies I've never seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Fat shit degenerate beats trained aryan warrior
      >trained aryan warrior
      >grey anthropomorphic leopard with Chinese name is aryan now

      Nazi furries were a mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he's never taken the blue eyed blonde haired qin pill
        You're missing out my friend its wewuzkino of the highest calibur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tai Lung is the prettiest aryan name I've heard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        china is aryan europe is Black personized

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its also incredibly israeli, Dustin Hoffman, David Cross, Seth Rogan, Jack Black all israelites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't see the inherent subversion and ugliness of a buff sports woman then you shouldn't talk about subversion at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based observation, a bit schizo, but based and makes sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This feels like a pasta for another movie, and you swapped the names.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you miss the whole training montage where he learns to use his hunger as a motivation, trains to harness his natural talent into real skill, and ends the sequence by saying "I'm not hungry."? He literally transcends his base urges and gluttony to achieve his dream of becoming a master of kung-fu. He visibly loses weight throughout this sequence, by the way, but never becomes thin or jacked because he's a panda, and pandas are supposed to be round. His natural body type becomes an advantage because he's immune to acupuncture based attacks, but his strength, agility and skill were all earned through training. This movie is the classic "work hard, get better, achieve greatness" plotline that make up so many movies and stories. The message of the movie is that it isn't enough to be "chosen", you also have to work hard. Watch the movie again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Po is a once in a lifetime prodigy because he became a master extremely fast, all he had to do was believe in himself. Very heartwarming.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but he still had to work, didn't he? Even the most genius of talents has to be forged into something great through effort; sitting around and waiting to become amazing or for your life to get better doesn't accomplish anything. You have to control your urges and take the steps to improve yourself. How is this a bad message?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That is true, but how long was he training for? Like a week at the most? I always thought that was funny.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's ambiguous, it could be months before the Five encounter Tai Lung and months more before he reaches the valley. Or it could've been a week, it's a montage, they're weird like that. If you watch Empire, Luke could've been training with Yoda for anywhere from a day to 10 weeks, people are still debating it. Kung Fu Panda can't be condemned for the weakness of a cinema staple.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're right with what you're saying, but it's also cope. the panda body-type copout is there for plausible deniability of subversion. it's there for the people who also say that weight classes in fighting sports are the only dominant factor. the average person won't care about the "hard work".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first movie is about natural talent always outdoing hard work. I mean this geriatric fatass panda overcomes this so-called prodigy who spent his whole life training his hass off in a single training montage that lasted like what, a few days? If you weren't born with a gift, then don't even try.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the loser way of looking at it. He was a loser retail worker dreaming of better things until he was given the opportunity to try, and only by exerting real effort and improving himself was he able to accomplish anything. The message here is that anyone, even a fat, loser panda raised by a goose, can be incredible if they're given the chance and are willing to work for it. To look at this story of a clumsy outcast achieving his dreams through hard work and calling it a story about natural talent reveals a heart full of bitter cynicism.
        Talent, fate, luck; all these things play a part in a person's life. But without the will to succeed and the effort to make your dreams a reality, you can just keep dreaming.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is a great message, but damn it's scary to go out and do this...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            True, I mean Po literally got launched into it by accident and was scorned by his personal heroes for even trying to be like them. But he didn't give up, even after failing time and time again. He looked into the secret of the Dragon Scroll and what did he see? Himself. Because all along he was the only one that could have possibly made him what he had become, just as you are the only one who can create the version of yourself you want to be. It takes work, and dedication, and depriving yourself of the things you think you need, and people aren't going to like that you're even trying.
            But it might happen if you try. It definitely won't if you don't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The fearsome five had all been training at kung fu for nearly their entire lives, and Po surpasses all of them within a few weeks without even realizing he was training.
              To say he didn't posses immense natural talent is just naive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His talent give him the edge in winning his fight, but if Po had never trained at all and Tai Lung had randomly attacked the noodle shop, Po wouldn't been killed in seconds. His body might have blocked the acupuncture techniques, but he couldn't have stopped Tai Lung ripping his damn throat out seconds later. He trained to become a fighter worthy of his natural gifts.

                I feel like you're disrespecting the significance of the training montage here. It's a few minutes of screen time at best, but it's an important symbolic stage of a hero's journey. You can't get what you want by wanting to be better, you have to actually try to be better. But no one wants to watch a 10 hour video of Po slowly mastering different kung fu techniques, just like no one wants to watch Luke run 5000 laps of a swamp with Yoda on his back, or the karate kid to the same goddamn moves 500 thousand times. Respect the montage, it means something even if it "seems" fast.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >wouldn't been killed
                would've been killed*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it "seems" fast.
                It is objectively fast. Even if months of time pass over that montage Po still only trained a fraction of the time any of the Five trained for, and yet became stronger than all of them. The Five all worked harder than Po for several times longer and yet couldn't achieve the same results as him because they weren't born with Pos talent. That's not an edge, it's the deciding factor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The message is that maybe you, yes you reading this, have something inside of you or something about you that no one else has, something worthy of praise, something possibly life saving or world changing, but the world will never know about this thing or get to experience it unless you actually put the work in to bring it out, to make that impact on the world around you. Dreaming about being something isn't the same as trying to be that thing, and that's a great message.
                Why are you relating to the people that are heroes to the world but aren't quite enough to beat this particular challenge? Or are you relating to the criminal murderer who has also worked their whole life to achieve great things, but for the wrong reasons? You're ignoring the hero's journey in favor of the side characters, and jesus it's not like they died or ended up utterly humiliated, they're still in the following movies and are important parts of Po's life. The message is that even if the world seems full of talented and amazing people, you, you personally, can still make a difference if you're just willing to try.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could also win the lottery is I just started buying tickets every day.
                Statistically speaking, there's a 99.99999999% chance I'll never win anything and all of my money will have been wasted but I guess I should try anyways for that 00.00000000001% chance I win the jackpot I guess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The lottery doesn't require talent or effort, this is a terrible comparison.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Life is a genetic lottery.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Po is a fatass panda who can barely serve noodles without falling over his own fat ass. Tai Lung literally makes a fat joke at the start of their battle. And Po wins.
                Did anyone think he was naturally talented? Did anyone look at him and say "There stands a natural gigachad athlete!"? No, quite the opposite, they all told him to frick off and take his clumsy fat ass home because he clearly isn't good enough to be here. But he kept trying, didn't he? So why have you given up?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And Po wins.
                Yeah because he was gifted with an extraordinary potential for kung fu talent that allowed him to surpass people like Tai Lung and The Five after only training for a few months despite those other characters training for decades.
                You're trying to pretend like people thinking Po doesn't look like he had immense natural talent as proof that he actually didn't have it, which is so wrong it's ridiculous you'd even put it forward as an argument.

                Po didn't win because he looked like a kung fu master, he won because he was a kung fu master. And he became a kung fu master within just a few months because he was born with immense genetic talent for learning kung fu.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But the message of the movie, if you'll follow me here, is that anyone COULD have the potential within them to achieve greatness. Po didn't roll out of bed one morning as a kung fu master, he BECAME a kung fu master through effort. Yes, he had the natural talent to become one, but the point of the movie is that if a fat, loser panda can have that talent then SO CAN ANYONE. Po is not a natural born chad athlete kung fu master, he's a loser nerd. But he worked to bring out his natural talent, and BECAME a master throughout the course of the movie. Talent plays a role, but so does recognising that you might be capable of having that talent in the first place, and doing something about it.

                You keep looking at the "talent" and ignoring the other half of the equation, the central point of this story and all stories like it. If Po got hit by lightning and suddenly got god like kung fu powers then yeah, I'd agree with you, weird message for a movie. But his talent was worth fricking nothing, absolute-dog-shit-worthless-can't-even-punch-a-training-dummy-without-falling-on-his-ass-NOTHING until he WORKED to sculpt that talent into skill. Some 95% of this movie is Po realizing that even though he's felt like a loser his whole life, he actually has something inside of him that can accomplish great things if he's only willing to work for it. You're watching the final scene of this movie and refusing to connect it to everything that proceeded it.

                Yeah, you're not Po beating Tai Lung; maybe you're Po falling over his ass trying to serve noodles. But are you even willing to try and get to that last scene, or are you going to keep crying about not being born a kung fu master?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he BECAME a kung fu master through effort.
                A bit of effort.
                But mostly innate genetic talent.

                Also you keep harping on and on about how hard Po worked and how he chose to try, but he didn't even do that. He was selected to be trained through an accident, he was ready to give up multiple times until Shifu discovered the proper way to train him, and Shifu also only wound up discovering that way via another accident.

                So not only was Po born with rare genetics that gave him an immense advantage, his life was also full of lucky coincidences that unfolded perfectly to lay the groundwork of all his success for him.

                You also keep trying to downplay just how special Pos genetic talent is. Talent comes in several different forms. In Pos case, his talent wasn't "immediate skill" but "incredibly fast progress". Just because he started out as an amateur doesn't mean he had no talent, but the fact that he went from having no talent to being stronger than Tail Lung after a few months of training even thought Tai Lung had been training for decades meant Po was born with special learning talent that Tai Lung wasn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're deliberately ignoring the main themes of the storyline. Fate, talent, effort; these are the three pillars of success according to this movie's message, it's a triangle. You're ignoring effort completely and whining about how Po had a natural advantage, even though Tai Lung was also a prodigy, as was Tigress.
                It also never really states that Po is stronger than Tai Lung or Tigress; Tai Lung underestimated him and was thrown off when Po turned out to be uniquely immune to his special technique. If Tai Lung had been forewarned about this and knew that Po had mastered the finger hold, he might've still won. Po isn't an invincible god, he just had the upper hand in that particular battle. Tai Lung had a cheat skill that didn't work on one particular guy.
                He's also never fought Tigress or any other members of the Five, and it's never confirmed that he'd beat them in a fight. He was just better suited to beat Tai Lung.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Fate, talent, effort; these are the three pillars of success according to this movie's message, it's a triangle. You're ignoring effort completely
                Effort is largely meaninglessly without fate and talent too. Tai Lung, the Fearsome Five, even Shifu, all of them put in significantly more effort than Po but Po easily surpassed them all with way less effort because he had fate and talent on his side. All their effort ultimately meant nothing vs a guy who was just born to be better than them.
                Fate and talent can also both just be collectively simplified to "luck" by the way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Po easily surpassed them all
                Did he though? Again, he beat Tai Lung because he was immune to his best move, because he was fat, and learned a move that Shifu already knew. Really the irony here is that theoretically anyone could have beaten Tai Lung if they were chubby enough to resist his acupuncture moves. We never see him defeat Shifu or any of his allies in actual combat even if he fights on par with them. Even little moments like when Tigress is talking to him about being adopted reveal that he's weaker than them in some ways. He can't even spar against her hand because it's as hard as stone, his hands aren't so it hurts him. He isn't an unkillable super warrior, he's a talented kid being taught by some of the best in the game. But he still has to work for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. Some people are just naturally talented and better than me so I shouldn't even try.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally what Po thought until he was in a position where was allowed to try. You're Po in this movie, he's the protagonist, he's the audience insert, he's the guy you're supposed to relate to. We literally see his dreams, but he's so convinced that he can't be a kung fu master that he hasn't taken a single step towards achieving it. He can't even throw a punch. Because why try when the world is full of masters like the Furious Five? Except you might be capable of incredible, impossible things. Just like Po. But you'd have to try to find out, even in the face of everyone, including your teacher, your heroes, and your family telling you to just give up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. I was being sarcastic and making fun of the other whiner in this thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, hard to tell sometimes lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >To look at this story of a clumsy outcast achieving his dreams through hard work and calling it a story about natural talent reveals a heart full of bitter cynicism.
          In reality, countless people work as hard as they possibly can yet never achieve their dreams. Hard work means nothing without luck. Luck is the most important thing in the universe, whether it involve being born talented, or randomly getting special opportunities that other people aren't. One way or another, it's random chance that decides who succeeds and who fails.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is actually a key theme of the movie, and if you understand the role of "fate" (or chance, or luck) in Chinese culture it makes perfect sense. The sequence of events that get Po in front of Master Oogway's pointing finger is literally comedic, it makes no sense as a logical way of getting a seat at the table. But Oogway, far more than Shifu, understands the role of fate (chance, luck) in the way the universe functions. He intended to point at Tigress, but his intention didn't matter in that moment. He lived his whole life only to pass his legacy on to a person he'd never even met before this moment, but understood that the decision was not his to make. His actual goal was to point at the Dragon Warrior, which he did, even if his intention was something different. None of us are free from the whims of fate (chance, luck) but that doesn't undercut the movies message of willpower and effort. If Tai Lung had attacked the valley at the moment Po was shamefully cramming cookies into his mouth in that kitchen, Po would've been killed. Maybe his natural immunity to acupuncture based attacks would have given him some extra time, but he would've lost in the end.

            He was chosen by fate (etc.) but his own decision to succeed and willpower to make it happen were what led to his victory.

            >it's random chance that decides who succeeds and who fails.
            You'll never, ever succeed at your goals if you spend all your time in your room wishing you had already achieved them. You might not achieve them if you try, but at least you'll have a better chance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The first movie is about natural talent always outdoing hard work
        no thats the message of the third movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The virgin
      The chad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCD3hg6OEQw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kung-Fu panda is masterly crafted psychological warfare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hell, America needs to bring back it's psychiatric clinics and lobotomy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers do have some good movies when you think about it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and just like Shrek, Dreamworks couldn't leave a good thing alone and inmediately milked it dry

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only time an original Dreamworks film outgrossed a Pixar film in the same year. It did better than Wall-E

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did not know that.
      Probably the one year where both studios were at the top of their game. Pixar started their decline after that but Dreamworks still had a few more good years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wall-E fricking sucks and I found it extremely boring as a kid. I think they genuinely jerked themselves off when they wrote the script on eco-friendly recycled paper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up loser.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The movie has literally no flaws.
    it has a huge flaw, Kung Fu Panda 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 wasn't good. It felt very, very rushed in the writing department

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Re-watch it. When I was young I didn't like it but now that I'm older, I appreciate it lots.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it fricking wasn't. The jokes and one liners are awful. They ruin any attempts at seriousness or bravado

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can probably accept you have a different opinion, as long as we both agree that Kung fu Panda 3 was really awful and retroactively ruined the message of the first one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, only the first movie is good. It had different directors than the sequels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like in the climactic battle where Po defeats Tai Lung by sitting on his face and then gunt-punting him

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tai Lung is so based

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lord Shen, soothsayer, wolf boss, Croc, Ox, Rhyno
    every new character in 2. What a lazy sequel

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do not post pictures of my wife without permission

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogen is in it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 is already worse than 1 for having poop jokes (the dragon costume scene) 1 had no toilet humor, which was nice given that was a Dreamworks staple back then. Why take a step backwards? Po also mentions that he threw up after climbing Shen palace' stairs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro Po literally crushes Tai Lung's face with his ass

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The movie has literally no flaws.
    Tai Lung should have won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he didn't die tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly he did win, but then he got immediately demoralized when he couldn't understand the Dragon Scroll's riddle and then his most powerful technique doesn't work. Gives Po an opening to get the upper hand.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Panda 2 might have the worst comedy and tone balance in a CG film trying to be serious or tackle heavy themes. The only one to give it a run for its money is the Astro Boy film

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the non white kids loved this movie in my private school I thought it was gay

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel was better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rank Megamind one higher, otherwise this is fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shark Tale at D
      >Panda 2 at S
      frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >El Dorado
      >Not S

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great songs, great jokes, and Chel. Based off of a classic too. SSS rank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shark Tale is great. One of the most important Dreamworks films ever. It was the first CG film by their Glendale facility, which only made 2D films beforehand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SharkTalegay, your autism never ceases to amaze me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Antz should be A or S. It's a gem of a film

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude israeli humor is so funny LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prince of Egypt is overrated. No amount of great animation can disguise a thin story

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dumb plotgay criticizing Biblical kino
        DELIVER US

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it peaks in the opening scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i thought Prince of Egypt lacked a sympathetic cast. Moses, Rameses, Aaron, Tzipporah and the comedic priests weren't very likeable imo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              doubling the workload of the slaves because Moses hurt his feelings was petty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ramses did nothing wrong, Moses is literally just bad at arguing. the whole "Moses's miracles are real but the Egyptian priests' were fake" is total israelitecope as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shark Tale was a good film, whether you like it or not. Lenny is very sympathetic, Sykes is hilarious, Lino is noble and always keeps his dignity, Angie is a sweetheart, and Oscar's character arc is well written

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't watched it since I was 6 tbqhwyf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rewatch it. Shark Tale is an experience. It's only 81 mins and a half long without credits anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based shark tale enthusiast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shark Tale is a soulful combination of Finding Nemo, Osmosis Jones, Shrek and mob comedies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ANTZ and Over The Hedge that low
      awful list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look at that el dorado soi face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ant Z that low? Are you high?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Antz is such a good film. Character models don't hold up, but the script, soundtrack, voice acting, themes and environments definitely do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first madagascar lower than 2
      I dont agree, but sure ill give you that but
      >first madagascar lower than DADADADADADA CIRCUS AFRO XD
      Also
      >el dorado that low
      Go frickyourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit take tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got my dick sucked for the entire duration of Monsters v. Aliens in high school. Good movie honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shrek 2 above Antz, Madagascar and Megamind
      shit taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Antz in c tier moron

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tai Lung appears in front of Shifu after a lightning strike

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard that the director's commentary says he was just waiting for Sifu to blink to do that appearing act

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this pretty recently with my little brother and it has some pretty great action scenes that I was probably too dumb to appreciate when I was younger.
    >bridge fight
    >food fight
    >Shifu Tai Lung
    and most importantly
    >prison escape
    Prison escape is such an insanely fluid and rapid sequence while giving an anazing sense of scale of the place itself. The camera is pretty much always moving at rapid pace but never loses focus of Tai Lung. It's great.
    They only one I find weak is the final fight because it's basically just the same fat joke repeated many times in a short time span that was already they only other joke before as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the bridge fight and prison escape scene are proof why we need more 3D animated action films.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kung Fu Panda or Balls of Fury?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't James Hong in both?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all star cast for secondary characters with very little-to-nothing dialogues

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was definitely their best in-house CG film at the time. People forget than Antz and Shrek were made at Pacific Data Images

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pacific Data Images : Antz, Shrek, Shrek 2, Madagascar, Shrek the Third, Madagascar 2, etc

    >in-house : Shark Tale, Over the Hedge, Bee Movie, Kung Fu Panda, etc

    there were two pipelines, one at Bay Area and the other at L.A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PDI made Antz and Shrek in Palo Alto, but then moved to Redwood City in 2002 (they needed a bigger building to make Shrek 2 and Madagascar simultaneously) They didn't leave Bay Area so whatever

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, Cinemaphile - television & film, where adults argue over childrens animated movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adults shouldn't be on this board at all so kind of a moot point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this entire website is for 18 and older

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oscar, Angie, Lenny, Don Lino, Sykes, Lola, Ernie, Bernie, Frankie, Luca, Katie Current, Don Feinberg, Crazy Joe, "The Shorties", Shrimp, Lucky Day, Worm, Pontrelli, Mrs. Sanchez, Guiseppe, Headphone Guy, Earl, Johnson, Clown Whale, Christina Aguilera jellyfish, Missy Elliott fish
    i love the Shark Tale cast. It's quite rich in character personalities and species variety

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    snow leopards are based af

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gets strong in one montage? Kind of lame.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kung fu panda 3 was comfy i dont get the hate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the Return of the Jedi of the trilogy except that it only has its lows and none of the highs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no Tigress striptease

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4U

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tai Lung did nothing wrong

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should I watch this today? vote below

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 2 really are pretty great.

    I finally saw 3 recently and something just felt weirdly off about it. Everything about it felt bizarrely rushed, but by the end I also felt like nothing happened. I'm not sure how else to describe it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some movies are written because people want to tell a good story. Some are told because people want to make money putting out a movie. It's painfully easy to tell which is which.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well 2 ended with the sequel bait that Po's dad was alive in the hidden panda village and they never made another movie after the story was wrapped up in 3. So I don't think it was all about the money with that one. Wasn't Shrek 3 or 4 tier where they didn't need to exist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          every single Dreamworks sequel is about the money, with no exception. Sometimes they announce sequels a week after the original film premieres to big numbers

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1998 : Antz
    >2001 : Shrek
    >2003 : Shrek 4-D
    >2004 : Shrek 2, Shark Tale
    >2005 : Madagascar
    >2006 : Over the Hedge, Flushed Away
    >2007 : Shrek the Third, Bee Movie, Shrek the Halls
    >2008 : Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar 2
    every CG work distributed by Dreamworks up to that point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you mean you don't understand? What's there to understand? We've been over this a thousand times. I don't want to have to say it again. You know, you're really giving me agita, you know that? I don't know how else to say this to you, Lenny. You see something, you kill it, you eat it. Period. That's what sharks do. That's a fine tradition. What's the matter with you? Your brother Frankie here, he's a killer. He's beautiful. He does what he's supposed to do. But you... I'm hearing things. You... you gotta understand when you look weak, it makes me look weak. I can't have that... Lenny, Lenny, look at me. Look at me. This handing over the business is for you. It's for both of yous. And you're acting like you don't even want it. I need to know that you can handle that... all right, all right. Right here, in front of me now, eat this
      >i'm not asking you anymore. I'm telling ya. Eat it
      >son, eat the shrimp!
      >no. No. We're gonna do this as a family. Frankie, i want you to take Lenny out and show him the ropes. Son, you're gonna learn how to be a shark, whether you like it or not
      i like the dialogue in Shark Tale

      You know I just realized something funny.
      The conflict of Shark Tale is that a shark doesn't want to eat fish because they're sentient and he can be friends with them.
      Then in Madagascar, the conflict is that a lion doesn't want to eat zebras and lemurs, and the resolution is to eat fish instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hated that movie ever since I saw it because I laughed at the opening joke about the sushi restaurant being empty (Oh yeah, because that would be cannibalism haha) and then the whole plot revolves around sharks and sentient creatures eating other sentient creatures. I laughed at a joke that makes zero sense within the universes own logic, because pretty much all restaurants in this world would be sushi technically. Feels like they wrote that joke day 1 of the script and never bothered to take it out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shark doesn't want to eat fish because they're sentient
        he was a vegetarian. He couldn't bring himself to eat a shrimp. Also, both times he has a fish in his mouth (Oscar and Angie) he only lasts a few moments before wanting to puke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        congratulations on fundamentally misunderstanding films intended for children

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen shark tale in like 15 years.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you mean you don't understand? What's there to understand? We've been over this a thousand times. I don't want to have to say it again. You know, you're really giving me agita, you know that? I don't know how else to say this to you, Lenny. You see something, you kill it, you eat it. Period. That's what sharks do. That's a fine tradition. What's the matter with you? Your brother Frankie here, he's a killer. He's beautiful. He does what he's supposed to do. But you... I'm hearing things. You... you gotta understand when you look weak, it makes me look weak. I can't have that... Lenny, Lenny, look at me. Look at me. This handing over the business is for you. It's for both of yous. And you're acting like you don't even want it. I need to know that you can handle that... all right, all right. Right here, in front of me now, eat this
    >i'm not asking you anymore. I'm telling ya. Eat it
    >son, eat the shrimp!
    >no. No. We're gonna do this as a family. Frankie, i want you to take Lenny out and show him the ropes. Son, you're gonna learn how to be a shark, whether you like it or not
    i like the dialogue in Shark Tale

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the second Shrek film with the Fairy Godmother is one of the worst american films of the 2000s, but society will never acknowledge it

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just watch it for Tigress

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This and how to train your dragon were just leagues above any other animated movie

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Panda 2 felt incredibly rushed. Everything happens at a breakneck pace. I couldn't connect with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Shifu had a role in the movie

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tigress wasn’t naked though?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has convinced me to watch every Dreamworks movie again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skip kung fu panda 3 it sucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember enjoying it, not as good as the first 2 but enjoyable nonetheless.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stop talking about 2 like it's objectively good, because it isn't. I wouldn't blame anyone who claimed to not liking it

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 is better.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith fish from Shark Tale was sympathetic to an extent. He was a bachelor and an orphan (his dad is dead and his mom never appears) stuck on a deadend job scrubbing whales' tongues at a Whale Wash, thus following his late dad's footsteps (who worked there for 25 years) and lived in a rented apartment (as shown in the videogame). He was mocked as a kid in a show and tell presentation for admiring his dad's job (he brought to school his gear and employee of the month picture), didn't get much respect from his coworkers or boss, and was at the lower point of the food chain. You can't blame him for wanting to make it big somehow

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woody Allen ant from Antz was sympathetic too. He was an individualist stuck in a collectivist colony with a hive mentality. Like all the other workers, he was forced to become one at birth without any choice. He feels like a cog in a machine, not helped by his therapist telling him that he's insignificant. His dad also flew away when he was a larva and his mom didn't give him any attention (he was the middle child in a family of millions) You can't blame him for being dry and pesimmistic

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Prince of Egypt
    >The Road to El Dorado
    >Spirit : Stallion of the Cimarron
    i blame these dull films for audiences losing interest in 2D. Neither of them told a well constructed story with tight pacing or sympathetic characters. Katzenberg murdered 2D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i say Katzenberg because he micromanaged those films. He practically lived in the facility where they were made and was fully involved in the creative process (to the animators' frustration). I hold him 100% responsible for how boring they turned out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care too much about Spirit but the first two are kino. Good animation, good stories, good songs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the first two are kino
        they aren't. You're just nostalgic for 2D

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No they hold up compared to other 2D movies. I'm not religious any more but the Prince of Egypt is kino, beautiful animation, interesting story and great songs.
          El Dorado just has decent animation but it's a great character comedy and again, some great songs.
          Both good movies in my book, 2D or no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >interesting story
            we know the story already. The ending is totally predictable

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the ending is totally predictable
              The Titanic is one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Do you think many folks were shocked on their first watch? Think the ship going down was a big surprise to a lot of viewers?
              Stories don't need to be unpredictable to be engaging and worth watching. Also hard as it may be to believe, not everyone is a Christian, tons of people don't know the story of Moses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i didn't like Prince of Egypt, and neither did some people back then
                https://www.salon.com/1998/12/18/reviewc_5/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok? Still kino though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shame cause they were so beautiful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        El Dorado's animation is a 7/10 at best. It's a bit jerky. Also, some of the designs of Prince of Egypt look doofy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys shark tale gay

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was better than what I expected it to be

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Atlantis: The Lost Empire

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My Religious Studies teacher would put on Kung Fu Panda a lot to teach us about philosophy and stuff. Based.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz, Prince of Egypt, El Dorado, Shrek, Spirit, Sinbad
    Antz and Shrek are the only great films of this bunch imo, and that's because they were made by a different studio than the others. Said studio actually cared about good writing

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kung Fu Panda is my GOAT Dreamworks film. One of my favorite original scores too. Zimmer and Powell kill it. Mostly Powell probably. He had more influence over the second film and it sounded even better.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz : Eric Darnell, Tim Johnson
    >Shrek : Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
    >Shark Tale : Bibo Bergeron, Vicky Jenson, Rob Letterman
    >Madagascar : Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath
    >Over the Hedge : Karey Kirkpatrick, Tim Johnson
    >Bee Movie : Steve Hickner, Simon J. Smith
    >Kung Fu Panda : Mark Orborne, John Stevenson
    >Monsters vs Aliens : Conrad Vernon, Rob Letterman
    >HTTYD : Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois
    >Megamind : Tom McGrath
    every director of these 1998-2010 original CG films. Notice that Shark Tale was the only one to have 3 directors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too many chefs spoil the broth I suppose. Though Shark Tale is at least better than Monsters vs. Aliens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        definitely. Monsters vs Aliens had the Sausage Party director (Conrad Vernon)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shark Tale is also the only one to have a french director. Bergeron is french. He studied at Gobelins

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