>THE MOVIE IS NOT ABOUT KEN OR HIS STUPID TOXIC MANPROBLEMS, IT'S ABOUT BARBIE FINDING HERSELF AND LEARNING TO BE HAPPY WITH HOW SHE IS AND NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT SOCIETY EXPECTS OF HER
>THE MOVIE IS NOT ABOUT KEN OR HIS STUPID TOXIC MANPROBLEMS, IT'S ABOUT BARBIE FINDING HERSELF AND LEARNING TO BE HAPPY WITH HOW SHE IS AND NO...
It's a doll movie.
bump
And all it took was making every ken a homeless veteran.
>FOR THE LAST TIME KEN. IS. NOT. THE. PROTAGONIST!
how much seething is causing the fact that, out of a fricking barbie movie, goose is the one who stole the spotlight and could even get nominated for awards?
Nobody? Women melt like ice cubes in hell when Ryan's on the screen.
Was this movie even popular with women in particular?
did you forget about the whole ''going to see it dressed in pink''? that was probably one of the most successful marketing campaigns we've ever had in recent years
I dunno, half the theatre I was in was dudes, including a couple of dude only groups. Nobody wore pink in my showing but I was like 2 weeks late.
My sisters and mom went so I'd say so. Probably mostly white women who grew up with barbies though i assume.
nice, found the counterpart to this pic
>And then he discovered the power of horse symbology
>and in Part 87 of the Chris-Chan documentary, Chris-Chan rapes his own mother, which of course is symbolic of what took place in Part 28
She NEEDS to hear about Warhammer 40k lore
Modern 40k lore is pozzed and gay. Throw that shit into garbage bag.
t. wannabe-woman (ywnbaw)
No I used to be big into 40k but in its current state it's actually pathetic and needs to die.
Give it a few years and there WILL be trans SoB
necrons are already trans in the recent books by that crowley homosexual. the did something similar to orks, they're non-binary now. I mean, they always were, but they clearly also were male, just ones without any women to care about.
Everybody does.
chad energy
>Astros
Almost perfect, had to be Astartes
I always wondered, is that Paris Hilton?
I love this meme either way it goes. It's the only time words words words is funny.
Be careful, ladies. If you augment your breasts, there's no telling what places you'll end up.
All me.
She NEEDS to hear about the Mortal Kombat lore
Nobody ever mentions these are two somewhat famous wrestlers who are actually married and that this is from a wrestling skit between matches
that's wholesome
Wholesome whitepill. Thanks anon. This guy had been used in manlet seethe threads for months.
Anna Jay is dating Luke Perry's kid, who is bisexual. The bald guy is worthless and only makes YouTube cringe
God I wanna dick this b***h in a school girl outfit.
>you see baki hates his father yujiro right
>but he cant espace his shdow see
>so our boy baki decides to compete at the underground fighting championship
>this is mirrored in society with nation-states rebelling against personal autonomy
>ohh oh no the god empror is not a god.... hes a man with the power of a god
>what do you mean whats the difference his vat born super soldiers purge people for less stfu before an inquisitor hears you
lel i wish it was something as autistic as this
or something even funnier
>nono the arminians are "people" but... you know my dog is a "person" if you really think about it
kek
much love to arminians btw
>>nono the arminians are "people" but... you know my dog is a "person" if you really think about it
made me laugh so hard and loud i woke up the hpuse
i do this to filter out plebs but its usually with the holocaust
>got drunk and denied the holocaust by reading those pastas and saying " none of you shabbo goys will refute this due to the cognitave dissonance and the hindrance of your ability to do mathematics" on snapchat for all my friends and family and girls i wanna frick
>not /dwarfmaxxing/
ngmi
>The real friends we made along the way was the patriarchy that lived inside us all along
beautiful
was that marcus aurelius?
>was that marcus aurelius?
No, it's sulla
>Hey Jaxy, have you heard my new theme song?
>bald
>manlet
>got jacked but took it way too far
fricking tragic
>just lift bro
Tomar?
>So he's a gateway driver but also a mechanic , a stuntman AND a race driver
>HE'S LITERALLY ME
>So you see, Bane is making a threat by implying CIA will end up in pain if he takes his mask off, but it sounds like he's just saying "I'm big compared to you"
>so chad blew my back out last weekend
>and tyrone stretched me so good last night
>love you babe thanks for buying vip tickets to the concert
>oh the guitarist wants to see me after the concert
>looks like you have to go home alone tonight too hubby
>don’t worry ill buy you another funko pop later
I'll never understand the cuck psychology behind these posts
captcha MANTV
>I'll never understand the cuck psychology behind these posts
JIDF pays 27 cents per post.
mmmmm I thought they did it for free? brb I'm gonna look for that pic about the obesity rate in the gaza strip
It's a bug worshiper for sure.
Can you incels shut up about your autistic misogyny for 2 tittyfricking minutes???
those posts are anything but mysoginistic
>"all women are prostitutes"
Just shut up.
>"And I like it"
Why do you hate yourself so much that you'd spend your time like this? Your lineage will disappear. But that might be a good thing
>an annoying ricecel has entered the thread.
This anon has been defeated at life… by women of all things lmao
Poor poor bastard
i like reading these because it makes me realize just how mogged peoples brains are. all this shit you typed never even entered my mind
justice for waffle house wendy
wtf women are literally never wrong if you disagree you are racist
this has always been treated as an adulation, as a form of courtship, to make them feel that they're above you and you're theirs
the problem is that we have allowed women to believe that this actually is so and excuse themselves from accountability
women behave like children, and needless to say, if you spoil children too much they won't respect you
Ralph Cramden never had to simp
What is the source of this image? Uhh source doesn't throw good results
Ebony Ayes
>you see, the joke is that the owner changed the name of the store to sneed, which is a contraction for special needs, so it's funny because it makes fun of disabled people
>which is a contraction for special needs
Nice try, Chuck.
I know people hold these up as examples of being b***hed at annoyingly, but this is literally the only way to talk to people at an incredibly loud bar/concert etc.
yea even if you are interested in the person you look like this because its not comfortable to try to focus on the person yelling in your ear while its loud as frick and you are drunk
That guy is dating and fricking that girl, that photo was set up by them. Few people know that context and they think she's genuinely annoyed but you can atop and think for 2 seconds and see the photo is staged, there is no one else around and no reason for them to be in a corner and its obviously photographed with their knowledge. It is not a candid photo.
>SEE, ITS LOUD IN A BAR, AND THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN HEAR MY INANE RAMBLINGS IS IF I YELL INTO YOUR EAR LIKE THIS
Yes, we know, the joke is on people like you trying to have an intellectual conversation at a rave or pub concert
>You see, that Aurelian guy is in my opinion the best roman emperor, in JUST 5 YEARS he managed to save the empire and claim the title of restatutor orbis, he fixed the economy, ended the rebellions, he was about to end the persian menace for good when that fricking c**ts of the praetorians killed him. But Constantine the great avenged them you see, he abolished the praetorian guard
Women were right for once. Romaboos are obnoxious homosexuals.
Shoo away moid
Only greek twinks for TRVE ROMAN wienerS allowed past this post
>cringe memes
>doesn't know when to stop
This is why everyone hates you. Now frick off.
The only people who hate Rome like you are israelites. Even women don't hate Rome, they're just indifferent to it. Only israelites could harbor a grudge for thousands of years.
Congratulations, you picked the most basic b***h mainstream empire to be a homosexual fanboy of. Do you want a cookie?
Also Romans protected israelites, but I don't expect a brainlet redditor like you to actually know anything about Rome beyond pop quiz factoids.
>the most basic b***h mainstream empire
every other empire either immediately collapsed, OR it's based around geographic destiny like the chinese. nobody ever managed to re-created rome. everybody tried. the french, the germans, the russians, the turks, the italians, everyone. they couldn't do it. because it was unique. a long-enduring empire in a region that shouldn't have it. enduring human force of will imposed upon the world against its consent.
>every other empire either immediately collapsed
God you are fricking moronic. And you rometrannies shit up every every thread the topic is mention.
>you're wrong because uhh uhh uhhh you're ugly
ok
I'm sorry anon but when the eternal city is mentioned one cannot just go silent without praising its glory
>imposed against its will
>WEF bad
>Roman Empire good
???
>HURR DURR I CAN'T LIKE THIS EMPIRE BECAUSE I NEED TO BE DIFFERENT AND HIPSTER
Every empire after rome wanted to be rome, cope.
Lol rome is the most popular empire for a reason, jealousy is not cool anon.
Imagine actually fanboying for a people that aren't related to you at all. Liter "we wuz" but for whites and wops.
jews mad
>other civilizations haven't created le ebin buildings
I love making romaboos seethe.
>israelite pretends to not recognize the Titus arch
>appreciating the Romans is fanboying
That time they wrecked your temple, took all your shit, killed all your men, and raped all your women was good times though, eh rabbi?
>hates globohomo
>worships romans
Romaboos are either shitposting or actually have 60 IQ.
I love (european) globohomo
Do you really? Because you're living in it.
nah
Old good new bad.
>love romans
>make fun of romans
as if the internet tough guy super male vitality crowd needs to have any sense behind their faith
they're always part of the crowd that despite being superior in every way always loses
it's the shizophrenia of the eternal crybaby
>nooo women are just evil manipulative and noooooo I hate them reeee
while also
>women are so dumb and can be tricked into fricking everyone
then why don't you get any pussy?
>REE WOMEN ARE AT FAULT REEEE
in the end what every moron does is double down on their own self-loathing by deflecting
who said I can't get pussy? it's getting it that makes you hate women. usually by being betrayed by one. although I can't say that I was surprised when it happened. but that's the point, right? they can't just come out and say that they're unhappy. they have to do something like cheat on you to get you to appreciate them more. it all has to be some convoluted mindgame. like, I would go out with friends without telling her. so she'd get mad about that, but what she did in response was to also start going out with friends without telling me, hoping that I would get mad at her for doing so like she got mad at me. but I thought it was okay, which made her even more mad.
it's just a constant stream of shit like that.
if you're not having kids, the hand is a better partner
>betrayed by a woman
Yea that makes a lot of sense. Brother, I tell you this for your own benefit… you are just bitter. Go meet a girl at church
I don't think he's hiding his bitterness, he is just justifying it, which fair enough, i also think most women are lame and gay
Church girls are the same. They don't have morals or principles, it's just, like, did you ever see that episode of star trek with the perfect wife they were escorting? Where she immediately became the ideal woman for whoever she was standing next to at the time? That's how women work, just an exaggerated presentation of it. They don't have personalities, they just are whoever they think the person they're standing next to at the time expects them to be. Meet the church girl outside the church and she's the same as every other woman.
So if she likes you, she'll say and do whatever you want her to. But then if she changes her mind about that for some reason, she'll say and do whatever she can to harm you. When you share a secret with her, she would in the moment never dream of sharing it with someone else. Then as soon as she's in a bad mood, the secret becomes just another weapon for her to hurt you with. And she won't tell you when she wants to hurt you. She will just hurt you and expect you to figure it out. And if you can't, she will hurt you again for having hurt her by not understanding why she hurt you.
And you might say, anon, that's insane, not all women are like that. And you're right. But how do you know who is and who isn't? At least men, they will tell you, they wear all their stupid shit on their sleeve. Women are way better at hiding it. Yeah, you have the BPD crazies you can figure out after 30 minutes of talking to them. But usually, it's just the psycho shit described above, where you do things that annoy her and don't understand what they are so she starts fricking with you without you understanding why and it feeds back on itself. She will even get mad about you trying to fix whatever the problem might be, because fixing it without first giving her huge amounts of foreplay to show how much you care is worse than not fixing it.
Men and women both have negative innate traits, but women today aren't taught to manage theirs at all.
Sounds like we've got some leftover Gaulian scum!
it's not about loving romans you filthy prostitute,
it's about the fact that they allowed women to vote and allowed barbarous immigrants to have a say in their economy and what do you know, both groups got a little overzealous and the whole thing collapsed because of these greedy c**ts
A lot of cool shit happened in between, the end.
cute, i hope lukebro shows up :3
You don't get to belittle greeks when your whole identity is larping as ancient Greece but changing the names
The guy I posted had a greek twink slave he fricked during retirement, that's the meme
Brown opinion
"No".
R O M A I N V I C T A
>invicta
>got raped into extinction
But that beautiful woman loves him, she's literally his wife.
>live in a nominal republic
>never think about rome
This is proof that women aren't qualified to vote.
Romans allowed women to vote. Guess how that worked out for them.
And this is why thinking about Rome is important.
I like Trajan.
Fricking elephants show up with Hannibal’s invasion and Trajan doesn’t give a frick and still wins, based
Anon, what the frick are you talking about? Are you sure you know who Trajan and Hannibal are?
What do you mean? That wasn't part of your shared human unconscious dream experience?
Trajan was Trojan’s brother, they founded the city of Mesopotamia.
Which is where the electric buggy was invented, thus leading to the well known road network. The ornate toll booths still dot the landscape.
hahahahaa
For some reason I find this girl incredible beautiful
Probably because she's trans.
i bet her breath reeks of wiener and cheap shitty beer
Greta accidentally created the biggest blackpill movie ever, and I just know she hatereads numerous reddits or twitter threads like this
She made the movie she wanted to make.
You're just a moron who assumes he knows more about it than the director does.
Yes
>man tries to please woman by impressing her through all kinds of means
>suddenly realizes that he has some worth himself
>Anagnorisis comes down to the fact that he can be his own man without trying to appeal to women
>men don't need no woman to feel complete
damn
we came full circle etc etc
Idk actively trying to appeal for women makes you look desperate, you will inevitably turn into a gymcel or simp and attract bimbo's. Be yourself and with some time you will find the right one, just my homosexual piece of advice
yeah I know it's a good advice
it's just funny and ironical that this used to be a catchphrase for old jaded women
and now they're trying to force the same idea with "maidenless" and "incel" to young men who inevitably, frustrated, embrace the "need no woman"
society is weird
>Be yourself
No one wants that.
I only got sex when I wasn't being myself
When I tried to be myself I showed a girl the throat singing playlist for my next DnD campaign set in the steppes and forced her to debate morality with/without god on an entire hour long bus ride
Never be yourself if you are like me
>anon that all sounds the same
>WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY THE INFLECTION AND TONALITY CHANGE BETWEEN TRACKS 17 AND 57 ARE A REVELATION ITS A SILILIQUY OF NON CONFORMITY WRAPPED INTO A MELODIC JOURNY THROUGH THE CULTURAL SOUL OF A NATION
>loug UGGG YGGGG HGGG YGGG UGGG.mp7 roars in the background through tiny headphones
To be fair, I merely showed her the playlist, even my autism recognizes the sensible limit of not actually putting that shit on
Anyway her reply was
>Huh... DnD? Like, the one the kids from strangers things play?!
At which point I knew it was over
That's not even a terrible reply from her
Are you rejection sensitive?
jesus anon I am sorry to hear that. Nobody should have to feel the need to force a girl to debate morality, especially in a religious context. That's just cruel.
debating morality with a woman is the best way to confirm the truth of the fact that more women than men voted for hitler
Problem being if you try to ignore women in real life they act like you're oppressing them
Women are like cats in that aspect, they love if you don't give them the attention they are used to or expect
If you're adoring and fawning over your woman then that leaves no room for her to do it to you.
Blackpill for who? Young men used Ken as a rallying figure and ideal to get out of the post-covid mental rut they've been in
I never seen the movie, and you wanna know why? It's a girls movie. The target demo is girls. The story is written to appease girls. To sell more dolls and other pink products to girls.
Welcome to the club, nobody here actually watches movies.
>umm sweetie it's not meant for you !
It'a movie about literally me, why wouldn't I be the target
What does society expects from women?
There's a 5 minute section in the movie where some broad whines about a grocery list of non-issues that she thinks plague modern women.
Any complaints you have about women are described the same way.
No, because men actually keep society running.
In which movie?
Cars 2
Dunstin Checks In
>Dunstin
I know. I caught myself after and pinched my dick as punishment.
i forgive you
I know but those are not demands of society, those are all just noises in her Xanax riddled head.
That part would've been amazing if Ken was there and then said "and if you think that's bad, wait until you hear what men have to deal with"
>yeah so anyway batman was going to stab superman with the kryptonite spear he made but then superman says THEY ARE KILLING MARTHA and batman was like wtf why did you say that since that's also the name of his dead mom... its pretty kino babe you should check it out
>NOOOOOOO WHY PEOPLE CARE MORE ABOUT KEN!!! THIS IS HER MOVIE!!!!
Ywnbaw
Thank God
don't understand why there's men that wish to be one or play pretend as one
>100 replies
>no Greta Gerwig nudes
Why do women always cry about what society expects from them? I genuinely think that it's one of the biggest differences between men and women.
men unironically complain that society doesn't expect enough of them anymore
You are leaving out the aspect that men deserve fruits from their labor.
Women are always crying. Their body goes through hormonal changes often and they aren't forced to grow up until they're grey and old. Couple that with simpletons kissing their ass 24/7 just to bed them, you have a mixture of arrogance and delusion with their kind.
Men do too. You're on Cinemaphile, you see it all the time.
>he says on Cinemaphile, home of the incels crying about no gf
KEN BROS WE WON
Same energy
She might be too good looking for him
It's so crazy, they look like two completely different fantasy world species. Do you want to frick an orc or a squidge-faced rice elf? Fricking ell, you don't have to die and isekai after all!
Ken's story has a complete arc to it, he has a want, he goes on a journey, he finds hope, has it dashed from him, but becomes a better man all the same. Barbie's story is incomplete at the end, until she suddenly asks the magic 4th wall break to make her real through little growth of the movie until that point. by the time's Ken Story is done, Barbie still has to have a deus ex metamorphosis because for some reason she is the unhappy one in her literal paradise world created for her.
>I REALLY WISH WE NEVER GOT THE RIGHT TO VOTE!!!!
It's about Ken realizing he doesn't need barbie for validation and that horse's and brewski beers are not a way to impress barbie, or to lord over her, but are intrisically the most noble of pursuits in and of themselves. The real friends we made along the way was the patriarchy that lived inside us all along.
>It's about Ken learning from Barbie that he has value outside of her and that he shouldn't simp for her!
>Well, yeah she's the one that assigns him that value and he immediately changes himself because she told him to...but that's not the point!!
Bros... how to get qt passionate overexplainer gf?
There's something so insanely disgusting to me about how sloppy this girl looks here.
If you turkeys want something about Rome that's a really good read and not too long, ready Alaric: The Day the World Ended, by R. A. Lafferty. It's a brilliant piece of non-fiction written in his usual style, but toned down just a smidge.