The MUH DRINK Guy

>”Where’s my drink?”
>”Don’t tell me you forgot my drink??”
> “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK!?”
>”Another one!? I told your little friend I AIN’T paying for that!”

What would you do in this situation?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be customer
    >order pizza and drink
    >from an establishment that doesnt even make pizzas except they dont tell you that when you order, so its probably overpriced as hell
    >wait like 12 hours for your meal
    >"finally its here, yeah its late, expensive and probably cold and sucks, but at least-"
    >no drink

    yeah id be pissed too
    its the final straw yknow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this meme again
      Well I'll remind you AGAIN that we don't know if he ordered a drink or not. It wasn't written down.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he assume that they made pizzas? That's totally on him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he also tried to order after closing time. What did he expect would happen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would he assume that they made pizzas? That's totally on him.
        It's implied that he asked since Krabs said "Of course we have pizza"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wasn't he more mad about the fact that it took Spongebob and Squidward a fricking DAY to deliver a pizza?

      It didn't take Spongebob and Squidward that long to delivery the pizza, one of the jokes in the episode is that we see it happening in real-time. It took them roughly 8 minutes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        rewatch the episode. it starts at night time with the krusty krab about to close and ends with them going back to work in the morning.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the entire episode takes place during the day with no night time sequence. Maybe you need to rewatch it yourself.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing in the episode that shows them delivering the pizza at night though, it looks like almost the exact same time of day that they left throughout the whole episode.

            As a kid I had an autistic fascination with the night-time episodes of Spongebob because of how cool the color palettes looked, especially during season 1. Can confirm that there's nothing in the episode suggesting it took them the whole night to deliver the pizza, the show really liked to go out of its way to show when it was night time even just in brief scenes like the prom date episode and there's no color palette change that happens in this one at all.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob. It's after closing and I'd like to go home!
            literally the first line of dialogue in the episode.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing in the episode that shows them delivering the pizza at night though, it looks like almost the exact same time of day that they left throughout the whole episode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call up a well known burger place right before closing time and request something that isn’t even on the menu
      >make them deliver it to you despite them not normally doing deliveries
      >scream at the minimum wage employees for forgetting a drink you may or may not have even remembered to order
      Nah, frick that guy. Squidward did nothing wrong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably dialed the wrong number.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't he more mad about the fact that it took Spongebob and Squidward a fricking DAY to deliver a pizza?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do in this situation?
    Correct his world view.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him that the Krusty Krab isn’t actually in the pizza business and that my boss is a cheap tightwad.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in the right. He ordered a drink and he is not required to accept the order if they messed it up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but you didn't order a dri-

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr Krabs took the order not Spongebob.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THESE BUGS WITHOUT MY SÖY!?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the Krusty Krab like three feet away? I would have just grabbed a drink for him and came back.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krabs fault for not including it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove that Krabs forgot it right now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can deduce that Krabs is the one at fault since he took the order over the phone and was shown making the pizza itself. Since he physically made the order, he was responsible for also making the drink. He both took the order and made the order so both processes were his responsibility.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ugh! UUUGGGHHHH! I'm asking you to prove that the customer actually ordered it! One of them forgot it, but we don't know which one.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the customer is always right

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not even true these days. The customer must agree to my unilateral changes to the Terms of Service or risk being banned from the establishments my company owns, which is all of them. In the ToS the customer agreed to pay but is not guaranteed service.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Krabs heard "order pizza" and got so addled with greed that he didn't pay attention to the rest of the order

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Prove.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but I have to https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY?si=3PiOBFXkf94AocRV

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                seems more like he asked if they had pizza judging by Mr. Krabs response of
                >pizza? of course we have pizza

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have to watch the scene again but I think tgere was still phone chatter when Krabs hung up fast

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mr gaybs is the reason Spongebob got yelled
              Truly there is no boss in existence that would be worse to work under than this cheap bastard of a man.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6gv-CWPaxw&ab_channel=SPNGClips
              >Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob. It's after closing and I'd like to go home!
              literally the first line of dialogue in the episode.

              >it's true

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell him to use the money to buy a shirt that fits better
    >tell him he doesn't need a drink b/c he's fricking fat enough already
    pick one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got a diet Dr. Kelp.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d do the same thing Squidward did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks just like the guy from the “Fools in April” SpongeBob episode that said “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?” except he’s red.

    %3D%3D

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fish always went crazy over something, LOL. In one episode, he went crazy over chocolate.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he has a hairy stomach showing now
    New madingo effect.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commit seppuku

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he care more about the drink than the fact that it took Spongebob and Squidward 12 hours to get to his place?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't squidward just hop on his bike? Would have been there in no time. Also who was at the Krusty Krab taking orders and cooking the food?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knowingly calls an established and popular BURGER restaurant and orders a pizza
    He should be happy he even got food

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i simply kill the fish.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >diet dr kelp
    He deserved worse

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he just drink _______water?______

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